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Brideshead
11-21-2005, 01:12 AM
the whole pathetic shalaya looking for a real man and theyre all pigs who wanna use me routine, and the timely post by tupac there yelling bout how no one wants to be loved anymore, and they all work blah blah, brought to mind the following;):

so this guy gets on a bus and sees a hot girl, they say hi hello and after him seeing her carry books he asks what she is studying she says "im studying romance and sexuality, interesting but did u know that jewish men happen to be the most romantic and loving while american indians have the thickest cocks and are the best for rough sex and fucking, oh by the way im suzy, whats ur name?"

he answers "im tonto goldberg, nice to meet u"

I'll let you know when your shuttle lands.
chefmike
11-21-2005, 01:39 AM
Lighten up, Francis!
Brideshead
11-21-2005, 01:46 AM
Lighten up, Francis!

I was beginning to wonder where you were. Did you and your hand have a good time?
chefmike
11-21-2005, 01:48 AM
Lighten up, Francis!

I was beginning to wonder where you were. Did you and your hand have a good time?

That's a good one! Way to lighten up, Francis!
Brideshead
11-21-2005, 01:56 AM
Lighten up, Francis!

I was beginning to wonder where you were. Did you and your hand have a good time?

That's a good one! Way to lighten up, Francis!

I thought you might get a kick out of it.
slinky
11-21-2005, 02:14 AM
Lighten up, Francis!

Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill ya.
Hugh Jarrod
11-21-2005, 10:30 AM
Lighten up, Francis!

Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill ya.

...and another thing, I don't like people touchin' my stuff, you keep your meat hooks off my, or I'll kill ya.