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Dino Velvet
09-07-2010, 08:41 AM
My stomach is starting to rumble and beads of sweat are collecting on my ass. Be right back.

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scubaman
09-07-2010, 09:02 AM
Is that a mating call?

LibertyHarkness
09-07-2010, 09:13 AM
what is stag chilli to normal chilli? is ist just like really hot or something?

Dino Velvet
09-07-2010, 09:36 AM
what is stag chilli to normal chilli? is ist just like really hot or something?

Stagg is the best canned chili that you can buy at the market. It's got lots of meat and other ingredients. I add lots of Tabasco Sauce for flavor and heat. Stagg is way better than Hormel, Dennison's, and Bush's.

Everything came out real nice. The toilet seat was a little colder than I expected which startled me a bit causing a violent eruption of fecal chunks as soon as I sat down.

http://www.staggchili.com/default.asp

Star Angel 86
09-07-2010, 01:19 PM
I'll admit I didn't eat all that often however on occasion I would buy Stagg Chile I would agree that it is much better than any other canned chile.

goku
09-07-2010, 03:28 PM
I'll admit I didn't eat all that often however on occasion I would buy Stagg Chile I would agree that it is much better than any other canned chile.


No self respecting man would ever indulge in chili from a can! (says the Texan)

Dino Velvet
09-07-2010, 04:05 PM
No self respecting man would ever indulge in chili from a can! (says the Texan)

If given the chance I'd rather eat real Texas Chili too. I used to live in Austin and loved the stuff. I have family up in Amarillo where there's some serious chili eatin' folks.

Stagg is still good stuff though.

CORVETTEDUDE
09-07-2010, 04:07 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh SHIT!!!!!

hiwatt1000
09-07-2010, 05:19 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh SHIT!!!!!


...man, that's gotta be like passing a square bowling ball...:hide-1:

goku
09-07-2010, 05:50 PM
If given the chance I'd rather eat real Texas Chili too. I used to live in Austin and loved the stuff. I have family up in Amarillo where there's some serious chili eatin' folks.

Stagg is still good stuff though.

Man.... you used to live in Austin? Too bad you left.

KimberlyBanxxx
09-07-2010, 06:21 PM
omg...dino
you're soo nasty..lol

diablito
09-07-2010, 06:47 PM
i prefer WOLF !!

pasta2000
09-07-2010, 07:01 PM
Do you work for Stagg?

Dino Velvet
09-07-2010, 11:26 PM
omg...dino
you're soo nasty..lol

You're welcome, sexy girl. Not to worry, Dino Velvet is top only.

Dino Velvet
09-07-2010, 11:45 PM
Man.... you used to live in Austin? Too bad you left.

Austin is a great city with hot women, great food, and endless things to do. I've always considered moving back there or San Antonio. California is a mess with the blind leading the blind.

rockabilly
09-07-2010, 11:54 PM
And good music in Austin too , SxSW and lotta bars/venues for local talent.

Dino Velvet
09-08-2010, 12:14 AM
And good music in Austin too , SxSW and lotta bars/venues for local talent.

I worked at a couple of night clubs there and also a topless club called The Yellow Rose. Sixth Street was always easy pickins for drunk girls with bad judgment.

95racer
09-08-2010, 02:53 AM
I like wild, dead, animal chili (Venison).

spankrod
09-08-2010, 03:34 AM
Where were you during the BP spill, Dino? You could have just worn a deep-diving helmet, pointed your ass towards the pipe and blasted the oil back into it. :)

Nicole Dupre
09-08-2010, 03:40 AM
Somehow, I picture Dino looking like Joe Spinnell, but on the bowl. lol

rockabilly
09-08-2010, 03:58 AM
Dino on vacation.

goku
09-08-2010, 05:54 AM
I worked at a couple of night clubs there and also a topless club called The Yellow Rose. Sixth Street was always easy pickins for drunk girls with bad judgment.


I had sex with a girl that worked at the Rose not too long ago! Good to be back in Austin, I must say!

goku
09-08-2010, 05:55 AM
And good music in Austin too , SxSW and lotta bars/venues for local talent.


Very true.

My ex was a huge Rockabily fan. Went to see the Reverend in concert with her. I have to say it wasn't bad.

Dino Velvet
09-08-2010, 06:03 AM
Somehow, I picture Dino looking like Joe Spinnell, but on the bowl. lol

Only if I'm backed up and have to force one out or if a big turd is stuck sideways. If I eat too many habanero peppers it feels like shitting broken glass which would also give me that same crazed look on my face.