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Trans-Promo
08-31-2010, 03:08 AM
I just took a big creamy shit

Castor_Troy05
08-31-2010, 03:17 AM
More on this story after the break?

Star Angel 86
08-31-2010, 03:21 AM
I just took a big creamy shit

Danielle lass you've done my compadre Dino Velvet well.:cheers:

JackBeLittle
08-31-2010, 03:24 AM
Why do I care?

rockabilly
08-31-2010, 03:27 AM
Dino! Get in here quick! lol

Nicole Dupre
08-31-2010, 03:31 AM
I could smell it from here.

Are frying that fucking chicken again? ;)

Felicia Katt
08-31-2010, 04:09 AM
Should it have been this just out?? :)

FK

rockabilly
08-31-2010, 04:13 AM
Why take it , most people just dump it. :shrug

CORVETTEDUDE
08-31-2010, 04:20 AM
Danielle lass you've done my compadre Dino Velvet well.:cheers:
Not quite!!! Dino's would have chunks in it!!!

Nicole Dupre
08-31-2010, 04:27 AM
Not quite!!! Dino's would have chunks in it!!!
TMI!

lol

Dino Velvet
08-31-2010, 04:59 AM
My stool was quite loose up until late last week from all those Breakfast Jacks I ate. Over the past few days they have been firming up. Tonight I'm looking forward to a bowel movement that is one loaf pinched off so clean I don't even need to wipe. The splash of cold water up my anus is the only drawback.

JoePitt
09-01-2010, 01:39 AM
Not quite!!! Dino's would have chunks in it!!!

Dammit. Don't you know that Dino's just like Beetlejuice or the Candyman? Say his name three times and all shit breaks loose.

Trans-Promo
09-01-2010, 01:45 AM
That picture is just wrong! Lol

tsparisangelline
09-01-2010, 01:59 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

goku
09-01-2010, 02:08 AM
My stool was quite loose up until late last week from all those Breakfast Jacks I ate. Over the past few days they have been firming up. Tonight I'm looking forward to a bowel movement that is one loaf pinched off so clean I don't even need to wipe. The splash of cold water up my anus is the only drawback.


YouTube- Oh that's Nasty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1fU7KTIyhc)

BLKGSXR
09-01-2010, 02:42 AM
My stool was quite loose up until late last week from all those Breakfast Jacks I ate. Over the past few days they have been firming up. Tonight I'm looking forward to a bowel movement that is one loaf pinched off so clean I don't even need to wipe. The splash of cold water up my anus is the only drawback.
dude you could possibly take Jade's cack taking dumps like that.

traLika
09-01-2010, 09:20 AM
You have to do one like that outside - it's just not gonna flush down the toilet!

giovanni_hotel
09-01-2010, 09:25 AM
Dino, I think we found a love match.

Dino Velvet
09-01-2010, 10:10 AM
Dino, I think we found a love match.

With who? tsparisangelline? "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" is like a mating call to me. We can romantically rub our turds together giving sweet Hershey kisses. Then the lights go down and I rail her in the butt.

CORVETTEDUDE
09-01-2010, 01:53 PM
With who? tsparisangelline? "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" is like a mating call to me. We can romantically rub our turds together giving sweet Hershey kisses. Then the lights go down and I rail her in the butt.

Sooo, when's the wedding, Dino???:whistle::whistle:

giovanni_hotel
09-01-2010, 02:06 PM
Naw, you and Danielle, brah. She loves the poopy talk.

Dino Velvet
09-01-2010, 11:46 PM
Naw, you and Danielle, brah. She loves the poopy talk.

Really? All my life I've been searching for a gal as fascinated with poop as much as me. We can have his and her's toilets and hold hands while we take a shit. I can wipe her ass and she can wipe mine. How romantic.

Our wedding will be catered by Tito's Tacos. All are welcome.

http://joi.ito.com/moblog/pics/full/20060809215736-IMG00003.JPG

http://media.lunch.com/d/d7/167946.jpg?2

http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/titos02.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fp8lIUWyAGA/R9i8gVvHYiI/AAAAAAAAAds/9cuSwXBpiSI/s320/girllovetito.png

Jericho
09-02-2010, 12:35 AM
Who said romance was dead? :shrug

Faldur
09-02-2010, 01:00 AM
Pictures or it didn't happen!

Dino Velvet
09-02-2010, 01:24 AM
Pictures or it didn't happen!

Hasn't happened yet. Danielle still has to accept my proposal. Then I will get down on one knee, reach into her rectum, pull out a turd, and place a ring on it.

Anyone wanting a license to print money should create a Newlywed Reality Show between me and her. Our similarities and differences with her Latin temper and my shitty passive aggressiveness would make for some great TV.