What kind of masturbator are you?(girls too)

[goku]

Since this is a porn site, we can all fess up to this one.

I am a ritualistic masturbator. I hate just rushing through a session, which is why I don't jerk off all the time. When I do, I like to get everything I need set up for a good jerk. Whatever videos I am gonna watch, my trusty lubricant, my fleshlight(that thing is fantastic), and take my time with it.

I know there are plenty of people who quickly jerk off in the shower, but I am not one of them. I need visuals, or at the very least, reading material.

I never asked a TS how they masturbate. I am sure you have your assortment of dildos you use, but to you just fantasize, or do you like visuals too? Everyone is welcome to participate.

This will remove us from the Drock-Legend war! lol

[LibertyHarkness]

i fantasize .. i can jerk off in 2min or it can take 2hours ... depends on my mood time etc ... i usually suck myself off fully once a week as well ... but when i do that i tend to really destroy my asshole with my big black rubber cocks as well :)

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Depends on the time, the place and the motivation. I remain flexible on all three.

[traLika]

I'm jealous, Libby - I wish I could suck myself off!!! :(

I like to take my time too. I either fantasize or use a quick and simple shemale/str8 porn movie setup: iPod Touch hooked up to MyVu goggles. And I never jerk off in the shower... :)

[rockabilly]

I light candles and play mood music. jk

I take my time and go for "that good jerk" as Chris Rock says.

[LibertyHarkness]

i love wanking in the bath alot ....so be warned if you ever get in a bath there is a high chance my shemalespunk will be floating about hehe

[bat1]

I beat off too everything from MILF's to Gay to Tgirls

I could be addicted..

[bassman2546]

Cronic materbator

[bte]

I only do it when I get really horny and there is no one around to suck my johnson.

[Jericho]

i fantasize .. i can jerk off in 2min or it can take 2hours ... depends on my mood time etc ... i usually suck myself off fully once a week as well ... but when i do that i tend to really destroy my asshole with my big black rubber cocks as well :)

Yeah...Thinking of that worked! :jerkoff
:whistle:

[fred41]

versatile..taylor to suit the moment masturbator..lol

I almost never masturbate in the shower cause I live alone ...shower masturbation was for during my married years...(Not now honey I'm in the shower masturbating..errr...I mean washing my balls ..errr...I mean hair !...dammit now I lost it...must concentrate...Yeah,theerreee we go..

[LibertyHarkness]

i should do a once a week webcam wankshow eh :)

[Jericho]

i should do a once a week webcam wankshow eh :)


Think i could set aside some quiet time for that! :lol:

[LibertyHarkness]

i will look into it ...maybe set up on my site server or something ...

[tslvr]

whether it takes me 1 minute or 15 minutes, every wank off session I have had in the last 31 years includes a t-girl fantasy.

[Mojo]

Since this is a porn site, we can all fess up to this one.

I am a ritualistic masturbator. I hate just rushing through a session, which is why I don't jerk off all the time. When I do, I like to get everything I need set up for a good jerk. Whatever videos I am gonna watch, my trusty lubricant, my fleshlight(that thing is fantastic), and take my time with it.

I know there are plenty of people who quickly jerk off in the shower, but I am not one of them. I need visuals, or at the very least, reading material.

I never asked a TS how they masturbate. I am sure you have your assortment of dildos you use, but to you just fantasize, or do you like visuals too? Everyone is welcome to participate.

This will remove us from the Drock-Legend war! lol


Some would call this a masterdate

[Desmon]

"i should do a once a week webcam wankshow eh :smile:"


Yes please!!!:) I will account for the time difference! lol

[the jesse]

i jerk off constantly. sometime till im raw and swollen. my record is 10 times in 1 day and another record is jerking off for 8hrs straight without cumming til the end. boy was i swollen that day lol. speaking of which time for round 3! lol

[Deezie274]

I beat off too everything from MILF's to Gay to Tgirls

I could be addicted..
sounds just like me

[SunshyneMonroe]

i save my big NUTS for me VIP guys so i never.....

[traLika]

my record is 10 times in 1 day and another record is jerking off for 8hrs straight without cumming til the end


No need to exaggerate, Jess. We all know it was really only 7 hours and 58 minutes...

[LTR_Seeker]

i jerk off constantly. sometime till im raw and swollen. my record is 10 times in 1 day and another record is jerking off for 8hrs straight without cumming til the end. boy was i swollen that day lol. speaking of which time for round 3! lol
Man thatis extreme lol

[loveburst]

Well, this is quite personal stuff perhaps for many, since for those many who share my point of view to masturbating etc. it might not be that fun to tell..

Personally I love to feel good, and I love the feeling of a good orgams.. Even so much that I've spent days wanking at least 4 times a day, for many years in a row..

..I'd consider myself a morally, or logically either paradoxical, or troubled masturbator since I see all the time 2 very different sides to masturbating.

On the other hand, it should be a natural gesture and everyones right, on the other hand there is alot of Zing etc. stuff in sperm and there is whole lot of lifeforce embedded in the cum.. There is something electromagnetical that affects the whole being when one comes, and it surely does feel nice and really awesome (..sorry for speaking in so passe tense, but I have restricted myself lately of having such fun times with myself and with the lovely tgirls on screen..), but even though it feels just as good as nature has intended, and is just as natural as a thing gets - meaning to feel sexually aroused, and to enjoy a playfully tender situation - it is physically wearing off, and mentally also.

1. Mental moral chrisis with wanking...

Partly mentally it is wearing off to do alot of masturbating, since since I am a rational being that understands both the causes of and the causalities of things, I can see that there is a certain purpose for this white thing in my body that comes out every time I need to please myself in this sexually restricted world, where I cannot go out lovemaking with as many people as I would honestly like to be able to.

And that meaning for that white stuff, is (..so far as I can rationalize due to my restricted perspective to the reality..), to act in the same way as it does in the rest of the living species -> animal kingdom -> ie. (..sperm..) meant for reproduction. Now regardless of what I personally feel, I can understand that there is a very serious weight in the matter of the functioning of this white spermy stuff, with regards to my body.

Rationally I can understand it so, that as a bodily function it (..sperm reproduction..) must be always on the first place when it comes to the overall evolving of my bodily tissues, and all that this physically part of my body and that it is in the first place to stay renewed from all physical things at all times - and incase I keep on wanking, that part of my bodily fluids will keep on rejuvenating, whilst all other stuff including other tissues growing etc. will be - at least in part, so as to staying somewhat 50% - on hold.

This is just logical, and now I have also learnt, that science backs this up. Males sperm production is always the priority number one regarding to studies, and all the possible resources in mans body will be used until the sperm production is ensured to be at normal levels.

Logically this prevents me from letting myself have so much fun, (and this is only from the rational standpoint,) as I would like to.

2. Physically, I have noticed during my many years of wanking atleast 3-4 times a day, that it will take ones performance level down, if one has cum.

Now I am not sure what this means, but I've been talking about this with other men also, and it seems that even just one or few orgasms can act as something - when making love to a woman even - that will have a "side-effect" in ones overall performance on other stuff. One of the most obvious ones is the feeling of a soothing tiredness taking over just after making love, and then falling asleep.

Some of my friends tell me this happens also to them after wanking.

So both logic, and physical experiences sort of prevent me from enjoying all the fun that the orgasms with a lovely t-girl fantasy (or some other lovemaking scenario imagined) would provide, since I cannot overcome this rationale - and partly don't even want to, since I like to take care of my health (both mental and physical).

Now on the positive sides of wanking:

Due to the f*cked up nature of the surroundings we live in, meaning all the biblical stupidities about having such a thing as a sin, and all the taboos that one should not be making love to another being of same species who is at the prime age for reproduction, and that one (with a perfectly working lovestick) should not make love with ones aunt etc.. -> And because there seems to be such a big concern over the "socially polite way of behaving that will not upset any crazy believer of either the law or something irrational and unjust other set of rules", many people are hindering their sexuality too much in this world, many people are not even in the know of how it feels to be hugged everyday because things are so twisted...

..it is therefor (..ALSO..) good to masturbate, and having T-Girl videos is one of the best possible ways to recover from all the ill effects we have experienced in this world, because in T-Girl videos, (at least in most of them,) the Girls are having fun, and this is what real lovemaking and partnership is about -> the playfulness and caring about other ones feelings, the empathic connection and sharing..

So as you can see, I personally have both a rational repulsion, and a quite strong pull towards masturbation.

Can see it as both good and as bad, and that is what actually irritates me, since I would just like it that everyone could be a bit more open and that there wouldn't need to be these social edifices and enactments between people (..telling lies, for example about the fact that incase you were wanking to shemale films for the last 3 days, why should you have to try and convince anyone of anything else, even if the one asking would be your boss?..) and all the other games and things that kind of step in the way of the shared lovemaking of the human species.

On the moral side, Personally I do not see why there would be just one soul connection, though I see it important as being loyal and honest and truthful to those who are the closest to yourself, but I do not see any rational explanation for a (just one)soulmate theory, and there seems to be even more things that seem to suggest that the human species at its most natural state (ie. without any twisted regulations by unjust guidelines and moral laws), and in the most pure state the human species could ever be, it would involve multiple souls partnerships, and free exchange of all the goods an love between people..

..and that is, why I feel like it is ones duty to both wank, to learn from ones self and better the surroundings we live in this world after doing so, and to restrain from it, in order to stay in better psychophysical condition..

Paradoxical? Yes I know, that is why I call my self a morally and logically troubled masturbator..

..and this is also why I don't wank anymore..

[Instrumental]

Depends on what I'm in the mood for. My sex drive isn't "on" very frequently, but when it's on it's really strong. I'm pretty much addicted to anal play so usually my sessions involve that. I take the time to clean my self out and then ride my toys while watching some vids I have lined up. As hokey as it sounds I like to be in the positions that the girls are taking it. Those sessions usually last a loooong time, like a few hours. I have a nice sized collection. They're so much fun I hold myself back so I can enjoy myself longer. Sometimes I can't help myself and it's just a short run though, maybe 15-20 minutes.

Other times I give myself a blowjob. I'm really flexible and I'm also long enough that they're easy enough to get down on comfortably. Those feel really good as well and sometimes I'll do that while plugging my self with a dildo. For me, there is no orgasm greater than one accompanied with some anal play.

Other times I just want a quick wank. I'll have visual stuff I want to look at (that probably got me in the mood in the first place). Those just last a few minutes.

TMI? >_>

[traLika]

For me, there is no orgasm greater than one accompanied with some anal play.


Dammit, I'm gonna have to try that out. I've always been a straightforward wanker and I rarely hit that jackpot come where I feel like I'm in heaven for the next couple of hours... I'd LOVE to get that every time!!!

[Jericho]

So, how many here wear glasses? :geek:

[traLika]

So, how many here wear glasses? :geek:


I often do. Just the basic MyVu Solo Plus ones but they do the trick!

Ah... Just realised you probably meant something else...! lol

[95racer]

i fantasize .. i can jerk off in 2min or it can take 2hours ... depends on my mood time etc ... i usually suck myself off fully once a week as well ... but when i do that i tend to really destroy my asshole with my big black rubber cocks as well :)


Quit bragging!! :Bowdown: :jerkoff

[LibertyHarkness]

hehe i am into my wanking and anal play alot

[Jericho]

I often do. Just the basic MyVu Solo Plus ones but they do the trick!

Ah... Just realised you probably meant something else...! lol

Man, that penny took a lot of dropping! :lol:

[traLika]

Man, that penny took a lot of dropping! :lol:


Ha ha, I know, what a plonker - should have just hit the Delete button!

[goku]

i fantasize .. i can jerk off in 2min or it can take 2hours ... depends on my mood time etc ... i usually suck myself off fully once a week as well ... but when i do that i tend to really destroy my asshole with my big black rubber cocks as well :)


why do people who like white guys, buy big black rubber cocks? I have always wondered that! Don't they have big white rubber cocks?

[LibertyHarkness]

i like black dick/white dick :) i have white rubber dicks as well :) i have abut 10 hehe,

at what place i have said i dnt like black men?

[goku]

i like black dick/white dick :) i have white rubber dicks as well :) i have abut 10 hehe,

at what place i have said i dnt like black men?


Truthfully, I can't remember, probably in chat. Thought you said you "prefer" white guys. Not trying to start anything. More a joke than anything.

[Instrumental]

I'm gonna have to try that out.

For sure! It may take some time for you to figure out exactly what you like but the process if fun anyway =]



So, how many here wear glasses? :geek:


Yo.

[candypops]

i like to take a little time, to bath and shave my legs and body, to moisturise and to put pretty lingerie and sexy heels on. then it's me and an array of dildos before it's off to the moon...

[LibertyHarkness]

ok thats ok then .. i have had fun with black guys//white guys ... though my graviation is to women more than men :) hehe

[south ov da border]

For me, I'd rather have the visual. I don't last very long unless somebody is watching me. Used to go 3-5 times a day. I don't think I've done it to anything but ts porn since 04...

[95racer]

i love wanking in the bath alot ....so be warned if you ever get in a bath there is a high chance my shemalespunk will be floating about hehe


I love when a girl just is just poking her cock above the water. Am I the only one that thinks that is hot??

[bat1]

will this work?

[william.howl]

I also don't like to be hurried. I like to set aside at least 2 hours for a session (although I often masturbate for 4 hours or more). I put on some sexy lingerie and heels, go into a few chat rooms to look at pics and chat, and then I slide a dildo in my ass. After the dildo is in my ass, I start to get hard and I start stroking. I stroke to pics for a while, and then watch one or more videos. I do this 2 or 3 times a week.

[Icanthelpmyself]

I'm like U Goku I set up get my TS's,Shemales videos I look for certain kinds mooder what I call them.Blacks,Whites,Spanish,plots,roleplay,sizes and shapes and then I have a good ol time!

[lovesall]

It depends on how I feel but on average 3-5 times a week and it is usually for 2-4 hours with some great dvd's on hand.

[princevince89]

to quote louis c.k. "I jerked off for the first time when I was 12 and I haven't missed a day since"

[TranHeat]

I won't masturbate unless I have at least 1 hour to enjoy the experience. 3 hours seems to be the ideal amount of time for me. Most sessions are in bed with my laptop, stroking to TV/CD/TS or gay porn. Sometimes I'll get girly and give one of my dildos a workout.

[needsum]

i fantasize .. i can jerk off in 2min or it can take 2hours ... depends on my mood time etc ... i usually suck myself off fully once a week as well ... but when i do that i tend to really destroy my asshole with my big black rubber cocks as well :)


god damnit... grrrr........ lol I used to be able to do this. can't anymore, it hurt my back too much after a while. But sometimes I really miss being able to do it. those are the times when a good JO session becomes a great one......

[flabbybody]

to quote louis c.k. "I jerked off for the first time when I was 12 and I haven't missed a day since"
I may have missed a few days when I had the flu

[Dino Velvet]

I'm a righty as my left hand is a shaky crack whore with Polio.

Louis CK : Masturbation - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfkG_0hyIoc)

[tsadriana]

masturbation?????????whats that?hahahah

[Dino Velvet]

masturbation?????????whats that?hahahah

Fellas line up around the corner to extract your paste, don't they? I wanna push mine up past your kidneys.:fuckin:

[tsadriana]

Fellas line up around the corner to extract your paste, don't they? I wanna push mine up past your kidneys.:fuckin:
hahahahah ...explain more as i don`t speak english hahahahah

[Dino Velvet]

hahahahah ...explain more as i don`t speak english hahahahah

Gonna cornhole you in the butt. Your English is fine. So's your ass.:salad

[littlenookie]

Usually a couple of times a week, sometimes it takes a while to find the right scene I wanna jerk off to (it's always video - thank god for the internet). If my ass feels good sometimes I'll use the buttplug.

[Icanthelpmyself]

It all depends on the mood, how I'm feeling what type of fantasy I want to jerk-off to. Iget all my equipment together videos lube cockrings. Most of my collection are geared to what I fantasizes when I look at shemale videos Dating,hooker pick-up,bukakke,gangbangs,mild bondages, solo jerk-off, my favorite prison/jail.