The worst tranny pick-up lines!

[www.tglovers.com]

These are a few of the lame lines that I've heard in my life. If you are a guy that uses lines like these....you need to rethink you're approach.

Ladies feel free to list a few of the lines that get under your skin!

1."I'm a 1st timer" - if you're using the phrase "1st timer" chances are....you are not a 1st timer

2."I'm Not Gay" - Who are you trying to qualify your sexuality for? In my eyes I'm a woman and you're a man, so why you need to tell me you are not gay...is beyond me. Actually saying "I'm not gay" sounds pretty gay.

3."I want to experiment" - Excuse me? Did I miss something? I didn't realize I'd become a science project. Get the phuck outta here with that bull-ish!

4. "Do you have a friend that can join us?" - Are you kidding me? What the phuck makes you think I sleep with my friends?

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[yodajazz]

So how about: 1. This is my second time. 2. "I'm no longer gay" 3. I used to experiment, but I no longer do, acording to the conditions of my parole. 4. What can I do to make your psycho boyfriend more jealous?

Then again, I havent gotten any play in a long while. Maybe I need to rethink things.

[Dino Velvet]

"Hey tranny, ever have your shit pushed in?"

[scubaman]

4. "Do you have a friend that can join us?" - Are you kidding me? What the phuck makes you think I sleep with my friends?



This line may not work often, but when it works, it REALLY works.

[sp fan]

best tranny line

how much?

[Ryz]

This line may not work often, but when it works, it REALLY works.

doesn't hurt to try

[traLika]

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again"

[Richctdude]

very very funnny i think ive used some of those

[www.tglovers.com]

very very funnny i think ive used some of those
At least you can admit it....

[BrendaQG]

The worst is if your just on the street and a man says "I got 12 inches for you honey" then winks.

[rockabilly]

"Don't i know you from HA?"

meh I got nothin , I'd just strike up a normal conversation or make her laugh w/ a lame joke or trick. (not trick as in "john" , "client".)

[BellaBellucci]

This is my favorite: 'I saw you online and I came all the way down here just to see you.'

If I don't seem like I want to fuck him, five minutes later he's giving the same line to another girl... and then another.

Guys think they're so slick!

~BB~

[www.tglovers.com]

This is my favorite: 'I saw you online and I came all the way down here just to see you.'

If I don't seem like I want to fuck him, five minutes later he's giving the same line to another girl... and then another.

Guys think they're so slick!

~BB~

They really do....

[Jericho]

They really do....

If so many of you didn't fall for those lines, we wouldn't keep using them! :shrug









I know...I'll get me coat!

[Dean Wormer]

Double post

[Dean Wormer]

Here's one I just thought up.

"I don't usually suck dick but in your case I'm willing to make an exception"

[LittleGuy]

I want free sex

[bubbski]

Oh crap, I used them all just yesterday....in a Chatroulette session!!!! Embarrassment!!!
I just wish that this had been posted before I went online!!!

Not really...I mean, is Chatroulette even still around?

[Ryz]

umm I'm not sure. I've never did anything like this before but I would for a beautiful lady like you

[rockabilly]

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

"I like trannies , you're straight to the point and i don't have to beat around the bush."

[www.tglovers.com]

More than likely....they're not falling for the line. They're probably bored and have nothing better to do so in spite of the line being lame...


If so many of you didn't fall for those lines, we wouldn't keep using them! :shrug









I know...I'll get me coat!

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I've always liked....."How's it hangin'?!"

[bte]

The worst is if your just on the street and a man says "I got 12 inches for you honey" then winks.

They could be talking about a Subway sandwich.

[rockabilly]

"Do i need to slip a ring on your finger to slip my finger in your ring?"

[loren]

"Do i need to slip a ring on your finger to slip my finger in your ring?"
OMG That's funny.:lol:ROLF

[envivision]

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only Ten I See".

Works like a charm every time for me. Though, I am a Bradd Pitt look alike, and hung like a horse.

[Carter_H]

So what are you supposed to say if it is your "first time"? Is it better to just refrain from bring up that fact?

[samirah]

I hate when they say Damn Baby you look more hotter then you friends,After my friends reject them:loser:

[www.tglovers.com]

So what are you supposed to say if it is your "first time"? Is it better to just refrain from bring up that fact?
Yes... Its like asking a tall person: Hows the air up there? They've probably heard the same joke a 1000000 times.

[BLKGSXR]

Hi im rockabilly LMFAO sorry bro thats the worst 0_0

[rockabilly]

meh , who cares. :shrug

I'm happy so i don't need pickup lines.

[Jericho]

Mind if i misogynistically objectify you for an hour or two?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

OK, so if one train left Chicago for San Francisco, traveling at 60 MPH, and another train left Dallas....awww hell, Wanna Fuck???

[loren]

Some guy:loser: said this to me once, "I've got a big cock, wanna hook up."

[south ov da border]

if 1 leg's thanksgiving and the other is christmas can I spend some time between the holidays???

[BlkJewels]

This is sum funny sh!t.....

[mbf]

Can I be your suggadaddy?

ooops my bad, that worked just too well with the op ....

[95racer]

Yes... Its like asking a tall person: Hows the air up there? They've probably heard the same joke a 1000000 times.



I had a t-shirt at one time that had 'my name isn't shorty, I don't play basketball, and the weather's fine up here'

[TheToon]

Do people even use pick up lines ?

[Jericho]

Some guy:loser: said this to me once, "I've got a big cock, wanna hook up."


Did it werk?
(just research!) :lol:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Do people even use pick up lines ?

Now come on, Toon....you didn't come in on the mid-watch, did you!!??:shrug

[yodajazz]

Do people even use pick up lines ?

Everybody says things to meet others. The ones that are labeled pick up lines are the ones that don't work. Sometimes girls to hear men use the same line on others that did not work on them. That would qualify as a true pick up line. But I don't see women complaining about tall, muscular built men using pick up lines. I believe it's someone they aren't attracted to.

Take the example above of the man saying he had a big cock. I've seen t-girls just walk up to a man and grab his stuff, and that's seen as ok by some. But I will say, I would be turn off by most women who would walk up to me and say something sexual, without knowing me, unless it was one of my fantasy girls.

[south ov da border]

... But I will say, I would be turn off by most women who would walk up to me and say something sexual, without knowing me, unless it was one of my fantasy girls.

That would be fine by me...

[Jericho]

I would be turn off by most women who would walk up to me and say something sexual, without knowing me

Jeez, i wish more would do that.
Oi, fukker, wanna shag me...Great pick up line! :lol:

[loren]

Did it werk?
(just research!) :lol:
No, he was a TOTAL jerk.

[Nicole Dupre]

Here are a couple...

1. This guy looked like a tweaked Dana Carvey. --> "I just bought a million dollar house in Palm Beach. Wanna break in my new bed?" He drove out of the parking lot of Steel's (FL) in a nearly-totaled early 90's Ford Escort. (It was 2008.)

2. This guy looked like Larry King. (HIDEOUS) He was pushy about buying me a drink, even though I told him like 4 times I'd had enough to drink. He was the oldest looking guy I have EVER seen attending Voodoo on a Sunday night. --> "I've been partying with Dennis Rodman aaaaall weekend. You should be nicer to me when I want to buy you a drink."

I said, "Really? My girlfriend just told Dennis to fuck off about 10 minutes ago. lol And wtf do you want from me if I've said 'No thank you. I don't need another drink' 4 times now? Do you want me to say it in sign language? Chill the fuck out, dude. lol"

[tsluver247]

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