Tranny checklist

[Solitary Brother]

These are the things I would look for in a tranny.

1.Real hair-I hate weaves and wigs very ghetto.
2.Passable-no facial hair,no square jaw,absolutely NO deep voice.
3.Nice feet-This is hard for trannies but you have to have feet like Celeste.
4.No cheekbone implants-Probably the worst surgery out there.....NO!!
5.Soft skin-If my skin is softer than yours thats a problem...moisturize!
6.Normal size breasts and butt-Please do not supersize my portions.....thanks.
7.No escorting-Do I really need to explain why?
8.Sweet personality
9.Non drug user-Yeah right....Im REALLY dreaming!
10.Pretty-I am you be 2.

[Bobzz]

:iagree:

That's what I look for in GG's as well but I think you're forgetting something Solitary Brother. How about ?

11. A nicely sized and fully functional cock.

[IsuckTgirlCock]

where does having intelligence rank on your list? 448432937 ?

[pattyboy]

nice personailty and all natural....i want to play with carbon based flesh not silicon. I can live with the somewhat deep voice cuz not even all real GGs have a high voice. Intelligence is a factor also, and femeinine beauty always helps. A fully functional cock is nice also cuz then the two can be equals and take turns fucking hee hee

[saintpatrick]

Assuming the characteristics are those needed for a real relationship, not just a fantasy fuck:
1. A passable personality, the type that can have a meal in a restaurant without drawing attention. A beautiful T woman who always acts like a drag diva is less passable than a slightly less physically feminine one who can act like a lady.
2. Escorting in the past? Well it may have been a necessity. Escorting in the future? Well is she looking for monogamy from me? I could have a caring and mutually erotic relationship with someone who has a professional thing going when she's not with me. Being able to hold a real world real job is a necessity, though. Not being capable of anything but sex work is seveerly dysfunctional.
3. Teensy, limp, or no more cock---no problem, as long as she passionately loves being fucked.

[Coroner]

Look at the experts. :lol:

[tslvrnyc]

Guess it's just Palmela and her 5 sisters then?

[traLika]

I don't like to ask for much but this is what I'm looking for...

1. She must have a face so attractive that I come as soon as I look at it
2. She must be telepathic so she can give me head or a cold beer before I even ask for it
3. She must have breasts that instantly enlarge when I’m in a big titty mood and shrink when I’m not
4. She must be obscenely rich so I can retire immediately
5. She must have an IQ of 378 and a masters degree in astrobiomechanochemophysics
6. She must have a portcullis in her elbow and a nose in her armpit
7. She must be able to run 100 metres in 8 seconds
8. She must be a virtuoso euphonium player
9. She must like porcupines
10. She must hate rap music, armadillos and onion flavoured ice cream

Well, that’s about it. I don’t wanna be greedy… :shrug

[pattyboy]

lol@ tralika!!

[traLika]

Sorry, I forgot to mention the 17 inch penis!

[TsVanessa69]

Funny what you dudes want and what you have to offer in return don't match!

[TsVanessa69]

Man check list:
you have to own your own home.
Have a job that makes more money than me.
Oh and feet, yea, I don't deal with dudes with ugly feet.
You must have a credit score higher than mine as well.
You must suck dick well
No pimples, scars or bullet holes.
No cigarette smoking, beer drinking.
You must speak both english, and spanish.
Your cock should be 9 real inches with a girth of at least 4 inches.
Your asshole should be tight.
Did I mention that your credit score should be higher than mine??
Im not going to escort when I am with you, so you should be abled to maintain me in the lifestyly I live when I meet you.
Oh yea, we gonna meet your mom and dad , how does Thanksgiving dinner sound?

[alyssaluxor]

Funny what you dudes want and what you have to offer in return don't match!

lol

+1

no offense guys seem to have very high standard for girls but have you look at yourself already in the mirror on what you can offer in return? :wiggle:

kisses
Alyssa Luxor

[Solitary Brother]

lol

+1

no offense guys seem to have very high standard for girls but have you look at yourself already in the mirror on what you can offer in return? :wiggle:

kisses
Alyssa Luxor

Uh....I look like a model.

[JackBeLittle]

Ok, I understand your reasons for most, but why the portcullis on her elbow? Makes no sense!

[TsVanessa69]

Uh....I look like a model.
Prove it!
Show us your pics in public, show us your flawless body, your luxury home, some tax returns and some feet pics as well.
Put up or shut up, I DARE YOU!

[Jericho]

Man check list:
you have to own your own home.
Have a job that makes more money than me.
Oh and feet, yea, I don't deal with dudes with ugly feet.
You must have a credit score higher than mine as well.
You must suck dick well
No pimples, scars or bullet holes.
No cigarette smoking, beer drinking.
You must speak both english, and spanish.
Your cock should be 9 real inches with a girth of at least 4 inches.
Your asshole should be tight.
Oh yea, we gonna meet your mom and dad , how does Thanksgiving dinner sound?

Damn, you bitches are hard to please...Settle for five out of ten? :rolleyes:

[Solitary Brother]

Man check list:
you have to own your own home.
Have a job that makes more money than me.
Oh and feet, yea, I don't deal with dudes with ugly feet.
You must have a credit score higher than mine as well.
You must suck dick well
No pimples, scars or bullet holes.
No cigarette smoking, beer drinking.
You must speak both english, and spanish.
Your cock should be 9 real inches with a girth of at least 4 inches.
Your asshole should be tight.
Did I mention that your credit score should be higher than mine??
Im not going to escort when I am with you, so you should be abled to maintain me in the lifestyly I live when I meet you.
Oh yea, we gonna meet your mom and dad , how does Thanksgiving dinner sound?

"You must suck dick well"
I can tell your a drug user!

"Oh and feet, yea, I don't deal with dudes with ugly feet."
Does that include yours?

Oh wait...your not passable so all this other stuff is FOLLYWANG!!!!

[traLika]

Ok, I understand your reasons for most, but why the portcullis on her elbow? Makes no sense!


That's purely for my entertainment: I can watch it open and close when I get bored.

[Solitary Brother]

Prove it!
Show us your pics in public, show us your flawless body, your luxury home, some tax returns and some feet pics as well.
Put up or shut up, I DARE YOU!

I am VERY good looking....Im a professional head turner....
I dont have to say Im good looking women say it by their reaction to me they do double takes ALL the time.
But I am also a good person,not a drug user,honest,respectful,never been arrested,own my own home and car and bathe regularly!!

[Legend]

These are the things I would look for in a tranny.

1.Real hair-I hate weaves and wigs very ghetto.
2.Passable-no facial hair,no square jaw,absolutely NO deep voice.
3.Nice feet-This is hard for trannies but you have to have feet like Celeste.
4.No cheekbone implants-Probably the worst surgery out there.....NO!!
5.Soft skin-If my skin is softer than yours thats a problem...moisturize!
6.Normal size breasts and butt-Please do not supersize my portions.....thanks.
7.No escorting-Do I really need to explain why?
8.Sweet personality
9.Non drug user-Yeah right....Im REALLY dreaming!
10.Pretty-I am you be 2.

These are the things i look for in a drama queen/attention whore

1.He states he doesn't date "trannies"

2.He states doesn't have intercourse with "trannies"

3.Bashes "trannies" for attention

4.He think he knows more about "trannies' they they know about themselve.

5.He talks as if "trannies" have some kind of mental problem when he is the one with the mental problem.

If you don't date transgender women why make a list like that oh yeah your a frelling attention whore and the best why to do it is to use your transsexual bashing gimmick.People don't fall for this its just another attempt for solitary brother to cause drama.

[Solitary Brother]

These are the things i look for in a drama queen/attention whore

1.He states he doesn't date "trannies"

2.He states doesn't have intercourse with "trannies"

3.Bashes "trannies" for attention

4.He think he knows more about "trannies' they they know about themselve.

5.He talks as if "trannies" have some kind of mental problem when he is the one with the mental problem.

If you don't date transgender women why make a list like that oh yeah your a frelling attention whore and the best why to do it is to use your transsexual bashing gimmick.People don't fall for this its just another attempt for solitary brother to cause drama.


But if I DID!
Those would be the requirements!
Technically all trannies do have a mental disorder its called gender dysphoria.
I dont bash trannies anymore than anyone else...I bash all groups with equal ferocity!
I dont have intercourse with trannies and you dont either THEY HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!
They are on top and you are on the bottom.........

Have a "Legendary" day! .........ha ha!

[TsVanessa69]

"You must suck dick well"
I can tell your a drug user!

"Oh and feet, yea, I don't deal with dudes with ugly feet."
Does that include yours?

Oh wait...your not passable so all this other stuff is FOLLYWANG!!!!
Nigga please.
There are no females in your family that look as good as I do.
My feet are pretty, and no sorry I"m not a drug user, wrong girl, go ask somebody.
I didn't need to be passable, but I bet you your ape mother could pick up a few tips from me on being a woman.

You are ugly, you are gay and you are a bitchass.:wiggle::wiggle:

[TsVanessa69]

I am VERY good looking....Im a professional head turner....
I dont have to say Im good looking women say it by their reaction to me they do double takes ALL the time.
But I am also a good person,not a drug user,honest,respectful,never been arrested,own my own home and car and bathe regularly!!
We believe you, I mean this is the internet!

The simple fact that your ape ass made this thread showed your true colors.
But its no surprise at all! We expect that

[Solitary Brother]

Nigga please.
There are no females in your family that look as good as I do.
My feet are pretty, and no sorry I"m not a drug user, wrong girl, go ask somebody.
I didn't need to be passable, but I bet you your ape mother could pick up a few tips from me on being a woman.

You are ugly, you are gay and you are a bitchass.:wiggle::wiggle:

I think all that sil you got is leaking in your brain.
"I dont need to call you ugly because you already know your ugly".
Please Vanessa or Rheina or whatever this thread ISNT about you....Mimi gives it to you good already and you want more from me?
Thats proof you do use drugs!
Your not girlfriend or even date material.
Your face looks like its made of wax and its melting.
I look amazing...cant you tell from my avatar?

[Legend]

But if I DID!
Those would be the requirements!

Thanks for helping me prove point!



Technically all trannies do have a mental disorder its called gender dysphoria.

lol but technically that isn't some crazy mental illness that makes them incapable of making right or wrong decisions in everyday life or make them mentally unstable,news flash "kunta solitary" their are transsexuals way smarter then you just because you talk ballroom or gay slang doesn't make you any smarter then them or know thier lifestyle.



I dont bash trannies anymore than anyone else...I bash all groups with equal ferocity!

No you bashed "trannies" that's your persona on this board you use for attention,no other guy on here does that, i think you attempted to bash black people but beatmaker kick your ass really bad in one post so much you started calling yourself "kunta solitary" and he took away your will to post your opinion he did all that in one post.



I dont have intercourse with trannies and you dont either THEY HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!
They are on top and you are on the bottom.........

lol, is this the part where i get all mad at you because your alluding that i might be gay, i wouldn't get upset if that insult came from anyone but please having a guy who brags about bringing terms like "powerbottom" and popularizing it on this forum is extremely funny,lol keep thinking i'm a gay.

[TsVanessa69]

I think all that sil you got is leaking in your brain.
"I dont need to call you ugly because you already know your ugly".
Please Vanessa or Rheina or whatever this thread ISNT about you....Mimi gives it to you good already and you want more from me?
Thats proof you do use drugs!
Your not girlfriend or even date material.
Your face looks like its made of wax and its melting.
I look amazing...cant you tell from my avatar?
You are a strung out Celsea Piers homo!
No wonder Mimi used the nigger word here so much!

[TsVanessa69]

Thanks for helping me prove point!




lol but technically that isn't some crazy mental illness that makes them incapable of making right or wrong decisions in everyday life or make them mentally unstable,news flash "kunta solitary" their are transsexuals way smarter then you just because you talk ballroom or gay slang doesn't make you any smarter then them or know thier lifestyle.




No you bashed "trannies" that's your persona on this board you use for attention,no other guy on here does that, i think you attempted to bash black people but beatmaker kick your ass really bad in one post so much you started calling yourself "kunta solitary" and he took away your will to post your opinion he did all that in one post.




lol, is this the part where i get all mad at you because your alluding that i might be gay, i wouldn't get upset if that insult came from anyone but please having a guy who brags about bringing terms like "powerbottom" and popularizing it on this forum is extremely funny,lol keep thinking i'm a gay.
Don't mind him.
He is a burnt up drugg addict who used to cruise the piers back in the day for dick in his ass.
A HOMO.
He wants to ba a tranny so bad

[TsVanessa69]

I think all that sil you got is leaking in your brain.
"I dont need to call you ugly because you already know your ugly".
Please Vanessa or Rheina or whatever this thread ISNT about you....Mimi gives it to you good already and you want more from me?
Thats proof you do use drugs!
Your not girlfriend or even date material.
Your face looks like its made of wax and its melting.
I look amazing...cant you tell from my avatar?
Your avatar is so true!
Gays love to lie, ie you saying I use drugs, now pray tell what type of drugs do I use???
I never needed to do drugs, not my thing girl, you already kno that.
As always another nigga hatin!
Its sad to say that you and your kind are your own destruction!
I expect shit like this out of somebody like you and once again you proved the strereotype to be correct!
Tootles tinkerbelle!

[Solitary Brother]

Thanks for helping me prove point!




lol but technically that isn't some crazy mental illness that makes them incapable of making right or wrong decisions in everyday life or make them mentally unstable,news flash "kunta solitary" their are transsexuals way smarter then you just because you talk ballroom or gay slang doesn't make you any smarter then them or know thier lifestyle.




No you bashed "trannies" that's your persona on this board you use for attention,no other guy on here does that, i think you attempted to bash black people but beatmaker kick your ass really bad in one post so much you started calling yourself "kunta solitary" and he took away your will to post your opinion he did all that in one post.




lol, is this the part where i get all mad at you because your alluding that i might be gay, i wouldn't get upset if that insult came from anyone but please having a guy who brags about bringing terms like "powerbottom" and popularizing it on this forum is extremely funny,lol keep thinking i'm a gay.


Look I dont think your gay I KNOW YOU ARE.
Listen...just because you dont like me...use the ignore button....dont come to a thread I post in or start....its real simple.
You must like the drama too because you always feed into it.
Just ignore me if you dont like me I dont go out of my way to attack you.
But you cant stop me from being me.
Have a good evening.

[Solitary Brother]

Don't mind him.
He is a burnt up drugg addict who used to cruise the piers back in the day for dick in his ass.
A HOMO.
He wants to ba a tranny so bad

Look baby.
I really have no problem with you.
I came to your aid twice after Mimi read the fuck out of you and you turned on me.
I never said anything bad about you before...but thats ok.
I dont dislike you at all.
I wont read you anymore because honestly I feel sorry for you.
Can we get back to the "requirements"?

[TsVanessa69]

Look baby.
I really have no problem with you.
I came to your aid twice after Mimi read the fuck out of you and you turned on me.
I never said anything bad about you before...but thats ok.
I dont dislike you at all.
I wont read you anymore because honestly I feel sorry for you.
Can we get back to the "requirements"?

Gay people talking about my looks and how Im so not passable does not stop my flow homo.
I still have steady bank flow, loyal customers and happy fans.
So kiki ing with homos is nothing new in this lifestyle, but my face is out there.
Im not some anonomus dick wipe talking shit behind a computer screen.
I say fuck you and your requirements!
Ill take a dick shot just for you baby!

[Solitary Brother]

Gay people talking about my looks and how Im so not passable does not stop my flow homo.
I still have steady bank flow, loyal customers and happy fans.
So kiki ing with homos is nothing new in this lifestyle, but my face is out there.
Im not some anonomus dick wipe talking shit behind a computer screen.
I say fuck you and your requirements!
Ill take a dick shot just for you baby!

This whole thread was NOT targeted at any TS and was only for fun.
The first couple of posters got it....its not serious.
You need to relax I dont even know you.

[SXFX]

2.Passable-no facial hair
Major turn off....I'm sorry you may have a body to die for but...if I go to kiss your face and I can't help but wonder....why my face has less hair....I'm sorry!
The same for arms.

[LittleGuy]

Nigga please.
There are no females in your family that look as good as I do.
My feet are pretty, and no sorry I"m not a drug user, wrong girl, go ask somebody.
I didn't need to be passable, but I bet you your ape mother could pick up a few tips from me on being a woman.

You are ugly, you are gay and you are a bitchass.:wiggle::wiggle:

Why do you use the n word so much.

[Helvis2012]

Nice.......