What the Fuck, How is this for an email

[LibertyHarkness]

i just opened my inbox today and i just Lolled reading this belter of a mail ..

sorry i had to share it was to funny ..



Hello I want to ask Is there a discount on the full night because I feel that my energy can not be emptied within an hour I have never get fuck in my ass
Is it painful or is it fun in all cases seems that I will make
my ass yours do what you want and when you are finished separating the juice content of semen in my mouth
, but I have a small application you send me pictures of you dick

Shows where your body is beautiful and thank you
And I will tell you what will happen after to meet you
Breast large and beautiful, I want to suck and I want to suck this cock big and thick and I would sit him
until the intervention of the balls in the anus and continued to jump on it again and again until filled with sperm delicious hot and then suck ass until no longer be any drop of semen, I'll be yours I do my pleases

[Nicole Dupre]

Wow. William Shakespeare, move over. lol

[traLika]

I like the "until the intervention of the balls in the anus" bit - sounds kinda biblical. He's probably a tgirl-loving muslim extremist who wants you to publicly shag him in the middle of Leicester Square with a belt of C4 explosives on so he can blow everyone up when they come over to see what's going on... ;)

[TSLoverUK999]

I send one drunken e-mail & I'm a laughing stock :oops:

[GroobySteven]

I always answer these emails with ...

"Hello my friend!"

[bat1]

looks like a 9 yr old wrote it.

[princevince89]

haha hes probably foreign thats awful

[Prospero]

What was he like in person then, Liberty?

[kyoJecours]

lol sounds as if he used google translate... nobody could be that poetic unintentionally.

[DL_NL]

Funny English. Even worse than the dozens of Nigerian 'windfalls' I get every week.

[bulldog]

i just opened my inbox today and i just Lolled reading this belter of a mail ..

sorry i had to share it was to funny ..



Hello I want to ask Is there a discount on the full night because I feel that my energy can not be emptied within an hour I have never get fuck in my ass
Is it painful or is it fun in all cases seems that I will make
my ass yours do what you want and when you are finished separating the juice content of semen in my mouth
, but I have a small application you send me pictures of you dick

Shows where your body is beautiful and thank you
And I will tell you what will happen after to meet you
Breast large and beautiful, I want to suck and I want to suck this cock big and thick and I would sit him
until the intervention of the balls in the anus and continued to jump on it again and again until filled with sperm delicious hot and then suck ass until no longer be any drop of semen, I'll be yours I do my pleases


those quotes alone have to be bold, I was thinking wow just another scum bag as I read it, but then bingo! slowly but surely we drifted into the moronic, absolutely stupid and complete idiot category lol

Yea yea yea I know, obviously this person doesn't speak English very well, but reading it is still funny as hell

[baileyandkc]

Least he could have done is rhymed it..

[Nicole Dupre]

I think I see the problem now. lol

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/world/pakistan-no1-in-the-world-in-pornographic-internet-searches/story-e6freoqf-1225891491204

[alyssaluxor]

^^^ lol so funny

by the way i get hundrends of bs calls from India, Pakistan and Middle East countries talking nonsense

even from US i also get hundrends of calls from American guys just talking like 'how big is your dick' ... blah blah blah lol ;)

[Caff_Racer]

Wow. William Shakespeare, move over. lol

Actually, given his freewheeling use of language, syntax, etc. I think that our friend fancies himself as the next James Joyce...
:dead-1:

[BlueEyed84]

*head explodes*

That was hilarious and painful to read all at the same time.

[Nicole Dupre]

^^^ lol so funny

by the way i get hundrends of bs calls from India, Pakistan and Middle East countries talking nonsense

even from US i also get hundrends of calls from American guys just talking like 'how big is your dick' ... blah blah blah lol ;)
LOL That's why I stopped going on FaceBook.

"hello sweetie-pie I am Khalil and I want to be sexy into you my little mongoose! Please for me put your she-kabob of love in me and make for my herd of goats to blush!" lol

[BeardedOne]

"Me ruvv you rong time" ;)

[Nicole Dupre]

lol Speak of the devil...

fahad al to me
show details 9:35 PM (1 hour ago)



Good evening, I want you to service Excuse me, could you have the ability
to fuck my harder
Again and again, and enter your dick and balls and make me enjoy and make me drink semen delicious and such a gift to you, Miss Universe

[altarica]

Funny English. Even worse than the dozens of Nigerian 'windfalls' I get every week.


You get Nigerian windfalls too?
Great aren't they? Made the multi-millionaire I am today.
:whistle::whistle::whistle:

[loren]

Yeah, I'm guessing that English isn't his first (or even second) language.

[traLika]

"Please for me put your she-kabob of love in me and make for my herd of goats to blush!"

"She-kabob of love"? lol That's a funny one. Maybe we should start a Penis Thread dedicated to some of the funny names we give our "mammalian protuberance" (as Frank Zappa calls it).

[NYBURBS]

lol sounds as if he used google translate...

Exactly what it is