Is it me, or are these lame questions?

[Nicole Dupre]

I occasionally get emails from guys in FL, who I've never seen as clients, but want to know, because they are no longer seeing my ads and they were "always meaning to see me", if I can recommend a TS provider in the Broward county area. The truth is, I do know a few. But why would you ask a transie in the NY area to help you locate someone 1,300 miles away?

Secondly, the truth is, many girls in Ft Lauderdale can be shady, and I wouldn't want the responsibility of vouching for anyone anyway. Someone can develop a drug habit over night and their personality can change for the worse QUICKLY. In addition, I wouldn't know what anyone's service is really like because - guess what? - I don't see TS providers as clients! Helloooooo?!? lol Hold auditions at Trixies in Hollywood, and do your own interviews. lol

I can name a handful who I think are great people, but they don't even live in Broward Cty anymore. Look for Ariana Huvington, coming to a major city near you. lol Foxy Angel moved to Palm Beach Cty. I know a very cool post op in Miami as well. Beyond that, wtf do I look like? A tranny madame? I'm not much for incest ie. I don't fuck my sisters. lol

Now, I will go back to ignoring these lazy losers, but I have been kind enough to spell it out on a TS porn forum. And I will never waste my time typing these words of common sense advice again. Spread the word if you want, but I do not care. Good luck, home slices. lol

[GrimFusion]

Next time, you should just be like "Oh, yeah I do actually. Her name is www.erostranssexuals.com".

[kyoJecours]

nicole u sound as if you could start a fight in an empty room

[Nicole Dupre]

nicole u sound as if you could start a fight in an empty room
I'm sure you know all about them. lol

[kyoJecours]

I'm sure you know all about them. lol

touche :Bowdown:

[TsVanessa69]

How about guys who spend more time telling you how straight they are instead of booking the appointment?

[sucka4chix]

Gee, even your backhanded referrals aren't that good: Had a 3some with Monica and one of the afore mentioned girls and it was dreadful. DREADFUL!!
The other I had a great time with-- first tgirl I ever kissed, but last time I talked to her she was "profiling" and really pissed me off.
Hell you might even have a trifecta if your post op friend is the one I saw who listed herself with the pre ops---- disaster also!

[Nicole Dupre]

What are you babbling about now? I didn't give any referrals. I just said who I like as people. Get it through your skull, Mr Porn Aficionado: I don't fuck tranny escorts. And maybe you're a shitty client. Maybe we should actually start reviewing you guys and start putting out the numbers of the A-holes. Honestly, I know all kinds of dirty little secrets about you limp-wristed pansies, which I'd just as soon forget. But don't start pulling weird bullshit out of your ass with me. You sound like you've been sucking dick all over the place for years. For all we know, you have a disease.

[Nicole Dupre]

I can't believe this maladjusted jerkoff is getting cocky with me. Now it's somehow my problem that I'm friendly with some girls who didn't fuck him in the ass just the way he likes it. Un-fucking-real.

Oh, well. Another uppity gay-tard has just made it to my shitlist.

[kyoJecours]

nicole part of me wants to offend you just cos it would be entertaining to argue with you. every other thread some guy seems to be getting a creative verbal ass kicking from you!

[giovanni_hotel]

Guys hope it's the case, but there's no golden-seal-of-approval for referrals to other girls.
I wouldn't worry about it really and would remind guys you're not a madam and don't run an agency.

As a guy soliciting, you have to go into any situation with an escort realizing you might get burned, in that what you imagined happening may not be how it goes down.

Lowered expectations means a greater reward when a girl IS all that(!!).

[spankrod]

"Empty" rooms are generally not empty. The trained-eye can usually spot one or more ninjas, occupying them. :hide-1:

[Nicole Dupre]

nicole part of me wants to offend you just cos it would be entertaining to argue with you. every other thread some guy seems to be getting a creative verbal ass kicking from you!

Oh, I'm sure it's extremely tempting. And you wouldn't be the first. This forum is crawling with sexually retarded masochists. And I specialize, among other things, in sadistic humiliation. I can pick most of your brains and ram them back into your ears sideways.

The flip side of that is, I can also be very submissive. But not with cowards, bullies, or dummies. I LOVE strong men. But who can really dominate me?

And then there's the in between. PASSION. LOVEMAKING.

I'm the ultimate sexual fantasy, across the board, and I'm confident enough to say so. There's no hype here. No bait and switch. No bluffing. I live for eroticism and sex. I'm a divine gift from Heaven. And, as much as it may intimidate the living shit out of many of you, I know it.

[kyoJecours]

Oh, I'm sure it's extremely tempting. And you wouldn't be the first. This forum is crawling with sexually retarded masochists. And I specialize, among other things, in sadistic humiliation. I can pick most of your brains and ram them back into your ears sideways.

The flip side of that is, I can also be very submissive. But not with cowards, bullies, or dummies. I LOVE strong men. But who can really dominate me?

And then there's the in between. PASSION. LOVEMAKING.

I'm the ultimate sexual fantasy, across the board, and I'm confident enough to say so. There's no hype here. No bait and switch. No bluffing. I live for eroticism and sex. I'm a divine gift from Heaven. And, as much as it may intimidate the living shit out of many of you, I know it.

just because certain dudes view you as the object of their absolute desires it doesn't make you THE ultimate sexual fantasy... because that varies for every guy. obviously you're hot but there are hundreds of different niches within transexual porn alone. but your confidence/arrogance is part of your persona and it's your persona just as much as your body and looks which make you sexy.

[Nicole Dupre]

just because certain dudes view you as the object of their absolute desires it doesn't make you THE ultimate sexual fantasy... because that varies for every guy. obviously you're hot but there are hundreds of different niches within transexual porn alone. but your confidence/arrogance is part of your persona and it's your persona just as much as your body and looks which make you sexy.
How dare you challenge me?!? I don't give a fuck about some stupid niche or porn. I talking about REAL LIFE FUCKING. You're the one on an internet porn forum, pal. I'm a sex worker. This is my cyber corner. But what kind of virile man comes here and antagonizes and pontificates? You're like the guy who circles the block all night, with one hand on the steering wheel and the other on his Johnson. If you knew what was good for you, you'd pull over and get LAID.

You know what? I'm done casting pearls before swine. I'll let you homos put your wigs and lipstick on, and fuck EACH OTHER.

This place is infested with fucking sausage factory butt buddies. :puke

[kyoJecours]

How dare you challenge me?!? I don't give a fuck about some stupid niche or porn. I talking about REAL LIFE FUCKING. You're the one on an internet porn forum, pal. I'm a sex worker. This is my cyber corner. But what kind of virile man comes here and antagonizes and pontificates? You're like the guy who circles the block all night, with one hand on the steering wheel and the other on his Johnson. If you knew what was good for you, you'd pull over and get LAID.

You know what? I'm done casting pearls before swine. I'll let you homos put your wigs and lipstick on, and fuck EACH OTHER.

This place is infested with fucking sausage factory butt buddies. :puke

lol epic fail it's not just sex workers who have REAL LIFE FUCKING.

[Nicole Dupre]

lol epic fail it's not just sex workers who have REAL LIFE FUCKING.
blah blah blah. I now pronounce you and phobun "husband and wife". You may kiss your "REAL LIFE" on his dick, you refined asswipe, and go piss up a rope.

[kyoJecours]

you're boring me now and as someone told me recently 'arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics... even if you win you're still retarded.' truth is you know nothing about me so you can randomly generate speculated bullshit if you want while i go to bed cos i'm fucking knackered :)

[Nicole Dupre]

you're boring me now and as someone told me recently 'arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics... even if you win you're still retarded.' truth is you know nothing about me so you can randomly generate speculated bullshit if you want while i go to bed cos i'm fucking knackered :)
You can blow up due to spontaneous human combustion for all I care. Of course I don't know you. Good lord. I don't want to know you.

Besides, so far you owe me $975 for even bothering to read this aimless drivel you call your "opinions" about your "life". I do this because I have a big heart. And I know that, if you don't pay, you will have forfeited your soul and spend eternity in the lake of fire. It's a win/win situation as far as I'm concerned. You don't have to thank me, or stoop to employing some overused 90's cliche about "Special Olympics". I'm a "giver".

Now kiss me, you big faggot. lol

[russtafa]

never vouch for another tradie their workmanship might not be up to scratch

[sucka4chix]

She's hilarious!! Her responses never address what people actually said-- half the time posts are supporting her points, but she just wants to put people on blast! Everyone has a job to do and hers is to be a crass, hateful, self-loathing bitch that lives in a fag community yet calls everyone else a fag! I can't hate her for that. In this economy, we all need a job.

[Nicole Dupre]

She's hilarious!! Her responses never address what people actually said-- half the time posts are supporting her points, but she just wants to put people on blast! Everyone has a job to do and hers is to be a crass, hateful, self-loathing bitch that lives in a fag community yet calls everyone else a fag! I can't hate her for that. In this economy, we all need a job.
It's obvious you hate, but thanks for sharing, "sucka". Let me know when it's all too much for you, and you're ready to jump off a bridge. lol

Anyway, you told me I gave referrals, which I didn't, you braindead monkey. Now go back to giving your lectures on porn, Mr Malcontent Masturbator. They're fascinating. ;) lol

[Nicole Dupre]

Oh. And thank you for making an official statement, that transsexuals are in the "fag community". It's nice to know that you see yourself as a proud patron of homosexual prostitutes. You're thimply thuper! :party:

[JoePitt]

She's hilarious!! Her responses never address what people actually said-- half the time posts are supporting her points, but she just wants to put people on blast! Everyone has a job to do and hers is to be a crass, hateful, self-loathing bitch that lives in a fag community yet calls everyone else a fag! I can't hate her for that. In this economy, we all need a job.

OK, let's do the math.

A. Lonely jerkoff says he wants to offend Nicole just to get into an argument with her so he can get a "verbal ass kicking" from her.

B. Said jerkoff starts an argument with Nicole and gets verbally anally raped.

C. Jerkoff goes to bed happy with hand wrapped around tiny pecker living la vida loca.

If you bothered to read any of the responses in the thread, you would have seen that it was the jerkoff that never addressed what Nicole actually said. We can now talk about your own reading comprehension deficiencies because you clearly didn't understand what Nicole said in her OP. I see that you decided to gloss over that in your last response.

[sucka4chix]

It's obvious you hate, but thanks for sharing, "sucka". Let me know when it's all too much for you, and you're ready to jump off a bridge. lol

Anyway, you told me I gave referrals, which I didn't, you braindead monkey. Now go back to giving your lectures on porn, Mr Malcontent Masturbator. They're fascinating. ;) lol

I never said you gave direct referrals-- READING IS FUNDAMENTAL... I said "your backhanded referrals...", like a backhanded compliment... that means it was indirect or not intended to be a referral. I was agreeing that guys shouldn't be asking you for advice-- by showing that just because you LIKE THEM AS PEOPLE it doesn't make them a great sex provider!! Gain some fucking comprehension!!
And I think you should have client reviews... sadly I'd be at the top of many girl's list--- even your "friends". There's not one person who can honestly say I was a bad customer--- not one. And I've had dozens (lol) of rendezvous.
Oh, and I wasn't speaking of your "virtual" community, but the actual city you used to live in.

[sucka4chix]

OK, let's do the math.

A. Lonely jerkoff says he wants to offend Nicole just to get into an argument with her so he can get a "verbal ass kicking" from her.

B. Said jerkoff starts an argument with Nicole and gets verbally anally raped.

C. Jerkoff goes to bed happy with hand wrapped around tiny pecker living la vida loca.

If you bothered to read any of the responses in the thread, you would have seen that it was the jerkoff that never addressed what Nicole actually said. We can now talk about your own reading comprehension deficiencies because you clearly didn't understand what Nicole said in her OP. I see that you decided to gloss over that in your last response.

I know you're not talking to me!

[Nicole Dupre]

I never said you gave direct referrals-- READING IS FUNDAMENTAL... I said "your backhanded referrals...", like a backhanded compliment... that means it was indirect or not intended to be a referral. I was agreeing that guys shouldn't be asking you for advice-- by showing that just because you LIKE THEM AS PEOPLE it doesn't make them a great sex provider!! Gain some fucking comprehension!!
And I think you should have client reviews... sadly I'd be at the top of many girl's list--- even your "friends". There's not one person who can honestly say I was a bad customer--- not one. And I've had dozens (lol) of rendezvous.
Oh, and I wasn't speaking of your "virtual" community, but the actual city you used to live in.
Are you braindead or what? lol There are no referrals. I mentioned other providers who I like AS PEOPLE. I don't fuck tranny escorts, you lonely dummy. That's your situation, not mine. You can read whatever you want into what I said, dipshit. But I'm telling you that those are girls I know and like.

I don't know what this "backhanded referral" shit is, nor do I care. Comprehend whatever you want, but obviously you are NOT the brightest bulb in the marquee. lol

But now that you've gotten into my face for no good reason, I will fuck with your dumb ass for shits and giggles at my leisure. Your fate is sealed. :D

YouTube- Spider Kills Bat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQaCvCZeTo)

[Nicole Dupre]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4AtAQ

[giovanni_hotel]

That's a fucced up clip, Nikki!!LOL

I think I'd prefer to find a horse's head under the sheets of my queen. My one super PHOBIA just outed on HA!!!
'Cause it's not like Im scared of spiders.....ok maybe a little :(.
You spent too much time down in South FLorida baby, the critter capital of the U.S.!!

[sucka4chix]

Are you braindead or what?..
but obviously you are NOT the brightest bulb in the marquee. lol

I will gladly, and I mean with cum dripping euphoria, go to any reputable place and have our intelligence tested side by side! My brain power is well documented--- as in logged in books and awards. Can you produce anyone that thinks you're remotely intelligent?

[kyoJecours]

OK, let's do the math.

A. Lonely jerkoff says he wants to offend Nicole just to get into an argument with her so he can get a "verbal ass kicking" from her.

B. Said jerkoff starts an argument with Nicole and gets verbally anally raped.

C. Jerkoff goes to bed happy with hand wrapped around tiny pecker living la vida loca.

If you bothered to read any of the responses in the thread, you would have seen that it was the jerkoff that never addressed what Nicole actually said. We can now talk about your own reading comprehension deficiencies because you clearly didn't understand what Nicole said in her OP. I see that you decided to gloss over that in your last response.

lol you muppet... you thought that was me getting off? that was minor banter hardly me receiving a masochistic mindfucking. that doesn't turn me on and even if it did i was hardly 'verbally anally raped.' just because she typed factually incorrect insults mixed in with a few random long words it doesn't constitute a "verbal ass kicking." now stop kissing butt and unattach your tongue from nicole's ass.

[Nicole Dupre]

My brain power is well documented--- as in logged in books and awards. I'm sure many people have seen you waving from the window of the short bus. And I don't doubt that you have been given much kudos by the special ed dept for learning to weave baskets and make jewelry from macaroni and thread. :geek:

But you do NOT know squat about my relationships with other trannys, and obviously lack the common sense to avoid speculating on them. That's also been documented. :dancing:

And have these clairvoyant powers you claim to possess ever made you look like a douchebag before?...

Don't worry. You don't have to answer that. I've skimmed over some over some of your other posts.

Referring to transsexuals as "faggots" is also on your resume. This was a pretty big-brained move to make on a TS forum, let me tell ya. lol

Anyway, I'll let you go back to jerking off over your 3rd grade report card now. I'm not quite sure what you think it has do with having common sense or a personality, or somehow being able to read my mind, but I don't want you to blow an o-ring by pressing you for an answer. You've embarrassed yourself enough for one day, champ. 8-)

[Nicole Dupre]

now stop kissing butt and unattach your tongue from nicole's ass. Don't worry. I'm keeping it warm for you. lol

[JackBeLittle]

Wow! Some people waste an awful lot of time on being negative around here.

[traLika]

Wow! Some people waste an awful lot of time on being negative around here.


I know! Even my cat is shocked by what he read on this thread:

YouTube- The OMG Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4)

[alyssaluxor]

I occasionally get emails from guys in FL, who I've never seen as clients, but want to know, because they are no longer seeing my ads and they were "always meaning to see me", if I can recommend a TS provider in the Broward county area. The truth is, I do know a few. But why would you ask a transie in the NY area to help you locate someone 1,300 miles away?

Secondly, the truth is, many girls in Ft Lauderdale can be shady, and I wouldn't want the responsibility of vouching for anyone anyway. Someone can develop a drug habit over night and their personality can change for the worse QUICKLY. In addition, I wouldn't know what anyone's service is really like because - guess what? - I don't see TS providers as clients! Helloooooo?!? lol Hold auditions at Trixies in Hollywood, and do your own interviews. lol

I can name a handful who I think are great people, but they don't even live in Broward Cty anymore. Look for Ariana Huvington, coming to a major city near you. lol Foxy Angel moved to Palm Beach Cty. I know a very cool post op in Miami as well. Beyond that, wtf do I look like? A tranny madame? I'm not much for incest ie. I don't fuck my sisters. lol

Now, I will go back to ignoring these lazy losers, but I have been kind enough to spell it out on a TS porn forum. And I will never waste my time typing these words of common sense advice again. Spread the word if you want, but I do not care. Good luck, home slices. lol

i could completely relate on this, i also get thousands of emails from guys asking for TS girls in my area even i dont know any other TS working on there. most of my TS friends are not into the adult industry.

im not hating the guys here but i also cant understand why you need to ask these questions to me? im not a pimp lol ;)

and i remember before i refer a TS girl to a guy and they ended up having a bad time together. The guy gets angry to me for referring that TS girl. What could i do? I dont know what will they do together and their chemistry? Now ive learned my lesson that the only one i could refer is myself since i can guarantee satisfaction lol

kisses
Alyssa Luxor

[flabbybody]

How about guys who spend more time telling you how straight they are instead of booking the appointment?

LOL I can just imagine the typical conversation
"hi, I'm only into real girls and never did this before.... Can you get hard?"

[LittleGuy]

Its funny how some women on here can bash men but if we do the same thing we get banned for it.

[Nicole Dupre]

Its funny how some women on here can bash men but if we do the same thing we get banned for it.
Why? Have you been banned here for bashing women before?

And "funny", I don't remember asking for feedback from the peanut gallery. All I said was, it's lame to ask girls to recommend other girls. Then Mr "Refined" English guy decided he needed some attention, and Einstein had some hallucination about "backhanded" endorsements.

So now what? Do we all have to chip in and buy you a hooker so you don't have a bad day, Mr Happy?

[giovanni_hotel]

LOL I can just imagine the typical conversation
"hi, I'm only into real girls and never did this before.... Can you get hard?"

LOL!!!

Afraid I've had a variation of that convo at some point, however I've since toned it down.

I don't know why some guys pick a fight with certain girls, then get offended when they're feelings get hurt.:loser:

EDIT: LittleGuy, this site exists because of the presence of the girls who frequent HA, IMO. This is their clubhouse, we admirers are simply allowed to loiter on the premises.

Toughen up your skin, don't be so quick to find offense, and understand that the 'bark' from most girls around here is worse than their 'bite'. (I hope.)

Girls come here often to vent, if you disagree, by all means speak up. But don't go looking to start fights just for the fuck of it with a girl.

[JoePitt]

lol you muppet... you thought that was me getting off? that was minor banter hardly me receiving a masochistic mindfucking. that doesn't turn me on and even if it did i was hardly 'verbally anally raped.' just because she typed factually incorrect insults mixed in with a few random long words it doesn't constitute a "verbal ass kicking." now stop kissing butt and unattach your tongue from nicole's ass.

I'm sorry to send you into such a hissy fit. I'll try to refrain from hurting your feelings in the future.

[JoePitt]

I know you're not talking to me!

More typing than talking but, yes, I was referring to you.

[LittleGuy]

I'm sorry to send you into such a hissy fit. I'll try to refrain from hurting your feelings in the future.

hi nicole, i see your other screen name is joepitt

[LittleGuy]

Why? Have you been banned here for bashing women before?

And "funny", I don't remember asking for feedback from the peanut gallery. All I said was, it's lame to ask girls to recommend other girls. Then Mr "Refined" English guy decided he needed some attention, and Einstein had some hallucination about "backhanded" endorsements.

So now what? Do we all have to chip in and buy you a hooker so you don't have a bad day, Mr Happy?


why are you riding my every word.

[JoePitt]

hi nicole, i see your other screen name is joepitt

Nope, I'm really Pope Benedict XVI.

[Nicole Dupre]

LMAO! Yeah, like I hold back as myself, lil' Pecker.

I'm Vanessa too. ;) I'm everyone who thinks you're hating life and DUMB. lol

[Nicole Dupre]

More typing than talking but, yes, I was referring to you.
All of those awards are NOT helping him comprehend ANYTHING. lol

[Helvis2012]

nicole part of me wants to offend you just cos it would be entertaining to argue with you. every other thread some guy seems to be getting a creative verbal ass kicking from you!


You think so? I don't think I agree. The anger and vitriol say much more about the speaker than anything else. Not very creative either.

[alyssaluxor]

LOL I can just imagine the typical conversation
"hi, I'm only into real girls and never did this before.... Can you get hard?"

lol so FUNNY!

actually ive met thousands of guys who said this to me! :jerkoff