Steps to becoming a shemale escort

[Tiffany Presley]

hi, I'm Tiffany Presley and I'm looking to transform myself into a shemale escort. My questions:

I'm late 20s, too late for me to change?

I'm 5'11, 160, fem hips and butt (thankfully a plus and I have small hands and feet) is there a market for tall girls?

Hormones or just breast implants?

Thanks in advance!

Tiffany

[TsVanessa69]

Im a tall girl, some guys like a tall drink over a small drink!

[BellaBellucci]

This should be classic! :dancing:

~BB~

[ARMANIXXX]

Ummmmm.......















Pics?

[Silcc69]

We need to see pics. No jsut show ur dick and the guys here will drool over you.

[Nicole Dupre]

The bio on your profile page says that you already are an escort. And that you like "pretty things".

[Tiffany Presley]

Here is a shot of my backside

http://flic.kr/p/8eJX3x

[Tiffany Presley]

The bio on your profile page says that you already are an escort. And that you like "pretty things".

Yes, I am using forward positive thinking :)

[Nicole Dupre]

Ahhhhh. I see.

[Tiffany Presley]

Ahhhhh. I see.

Yes, I like to actualize. :)

[Helvis2012]

Mental illness can be funny; it's true.

[Felicia Katt]

actualize or actual lies? LOL

FK

[Nicole Dupre]

Yes, I like to actualize. :)
Good. Nothing like as little actualizing to get the estrogen flowing.

Anyway, I want to help you out. And the first thing I can really suggest is that you practice tucking. Get some duct tape, mummify your penis in it, and yank your package waaaaaay up your butt. Yank until your penis is completely out of sight, and your voice raises at least a half an octave. Because if anyone sees a bulge when you go to the grocery store or Walmart, it could mean big trouble. I can't stress the need for you to use this duct tape method enough. However, when you get your clients alone, of course you can quickly yank it off and get ready for 'amour'.

By the way, Tiffany Presley is going to be a money making name. I just know it.

Well, that your first homework assignment, Tiff. Run along with you now, do as I've suggested, and get back to us asap. Good luck.

[The King Down Under]

Are you serious?
Perhaps actually being a shemale would help!!
Haha

[bat1]

Here is a shot of my backside

http://flic.kr/p/8eJX3x


If you want us to help. We need to see the Whole body!

don't be shy:wiggle:

[EdelweissFan]

The first step is apply and get into Acme College of Trannie Prostitution. First year curriculum is pretty difficult, and includes Butt Fucked 101, Bait and Switch 15a, Building an Eros.com Presence, and the Hermeneutic Ontology of 'Hanging' in Bars and Shemale Parties.

Keep up a good grade point average, and suck up to, or actually suck off, your professors.

If you graduate with a GPA of 3.2 or better, there's a good chance you should be able to turn tricks on Roosevelt Avenue in Jackson Heights, Queens.

[Nicole Dupre]

If you want us to help. We need to see the Whole body!

don't be shy:wiggle:
Hint - These gentlemen know that the hand size-to-cock ratio is of immense importance in determining your aptitude to be a hooker. They call it "Mama's Baby Chicken Choke-Hold" test, or "MBCC".