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TSPornFan
06-20-2010, 06:02 AM
Transsexual Porn has a lot of problems. Most sites are just Brazilian sites with the same scenes from DVDs.

1. Bad Quality Videos

TS Seduction has the best quality videos in all of Transsexual porn. The videos have great color and are clear. The Grooby sites have decent video quality. TGirl Network is a hit or miss with quality. Shemale Strokers is just Grooby sites with decent quality.

2. The guy should NEVER ride shecock
A guy should never ride a T-Girl. It just seems gay. That is the best way to put it. When a T-Girl fucks a guy then she needs all of the control.

3. Men acting feminine in movies
Some guys in these movies are acting like stereotypical homosexuals. I'm not judging them for being gay if that is what they are. However some of these guys act and sound very feminine. This porn is targeted to straight men so these men should not act like this in movies.

4. A Network Site
There should be a network site for Transsexual porn for the American audience. I believe Tranny Pack is a network with different sites that feature different themes such as nurses, maids, office sex, etc. There should be an English network like that.

5. Very little hardcore English Transsexual Porn
There are only a few sites that feature American T-Girls. Shemale Pornstar, Shemale Yum, Shemale Club(sometimes), TS Seductioin, Tranny Seducers, T-Girl Network, and Shemale Strokers. 7 sites are not much. That is not a good amount of options.

Do you agree or disagree with my thoughts?

SunshyneMonroe
06-20-2010, 06:15 AM
Well someone knows there ts porn......lol....

phobun
06-20-2010, 06:19 AM
3. Men acting feminine in movies
Some guys in these movies are acting like stereotypical homosexuals. I'm not judging them for being gay if that is what they are. However some of these guys act and sound very feminine. This porn is targeted to straight men so these men should not act like this in movies.


Yeah, that bald whiny Tom Moore guy needs to find another job.

kaientai
06-20-2010, 08:57 AM
i agree wit op point nr2

And for me personaly i would love some american black tgitl on tgir scene's

bellamy
06-20-2010, 09:02 AM
If it really that bad then move on to something else.

serial138
06-20-2010, 01:21 PM
Point 2 just seems moot to me. If you just want to see guys fucking girls, watch straight porn. Or if oral is your thing, just watch gay porn and zoom in until the other guys body is out of the picture. Me personally, I like watching the guys and girls in TS porn swapping roles and enjoying themselves every which way possible.

jonEboy
06-20-2010, 02:38 PM
I'm with Franklin. 1-5. Quality is often bad... I wanna see more girls form the USA!

iluvshemales
06-20-2010, 02:58 PM
im with u on the second point serial138.

Nicole Dupre
06-20-2010, 03:25 PM
Most American girls not doing porn think it's a pathetic joke. It's monopolized by a handful of douchebags. They don't call it 'ShemaleYuck" in south FL for nothing. There are literally hundreds of trannys in south FL, generally much hotter than what you see in porn, who will never bother with the chump change they pay to be forever be exploited by some fat English guy, who btw will potentially fuck with you on a whim by revealing your private info.

Nicole Dupre
06-20-2010, 03:39 PM
Btw you should all thank Shemale-Club.com for raising the bar on the shit standards that were established before they came along.

GroobySteven
06-20-2010, 04:00 PM
Interesting points from one persons perspective. Here's what I've learned from getting literally 10,000's people's payback over the years.





1. Bad Quality Videos

TS Seduction has the best quality videos in all of Transsexual porn. The videos have great color and are clear. The Grooby sites have decent video quality. TGirl Network is a hit or miss with quality. Shemale Strokers is just Grooby sites with decent quality.

Agreed in general video could be better but it's a trade off between quality and costs as well as download speeds - as well as seeing how many people are actually "that" bothered by something which is 70% there, 80% there or 100% there. Lot's of time's it's a compromise, we can't get it exactly how we want but we get it as close as we can.




2. The guy should NEVER ride shecock
A guy should never ride a T-Girl. It just seems gay. That is the best way to put it. When a T-Girl fucks a guy then she needs all of the control.

Well that's just a personal opinion. Plenty of people want to see that. For you, just buy a site/DVD that doesn't have it - have you tried :
Guys Fuck Trannies (http://guys-fuck-trannies.com/tour/?direct=1) ?



3. Men acting feminine in movies
Some guys in these movies are acting like stereotypical homosexuals. I'm not judging them for being gay if that is what they are. However some of these guys act and sound very feminine. This porn is targeted to straight men so these men should not act like this in movies.

Agreed.



4. A Network Site
There should be a network site for Transsexual porn for the American audience. I believe Tranny Pack is a network with different sites that feature different themes such as nurses, maids, office sex, etc. There should be an English network like that.

There is a reason that it's all Brazilian content in those cheap "network sites" - because it's economically not viable to do with US models. Here's something for you, our ticket system which allows you to see all our sites at a vastly reduced price, with no monthly rebilling.
http://www.grooby.com/tickets/

By the way, most of those themed network sites NEVER update after their initial launch but WILL use your credit card info to bill multiple other charges to your cards.



5. Very little hardcore English Transsexual Porn
There are only a few sites that feature American T-Girls. Shemale Pornstar, Shemale Yum, Shemale Club(sometimes), TS Seductioin, Tranny Seducers, T-Girl Network, and Shemale Strokers. 7 sites are not much. That is not a good amount of options.


I assume you mean English speaking? I disagree. Shemale Yum, BlackTgirls, ShemalePornstar are ours as well as the ones you mentioned ... how many do you need?
Have you see http://www.buddywood.com/vod/ or http://www.pkvegasvod.com ?

Also check out all the freebies on http://www.tgirls.com - there is plenty quality English speaking TS porn.

Silcc69
06-20-2010, 05:06 PM
Is that the recurring theme in America "CHEAP LABOR"? I'm sure 90% of the things we use is made in China and it seems like 60% of all the Shemale stuff originates from Brazil. I would'nt think it was so bad if I could actually understand what they were saying. I'm not a fan of of girls fucking these guys but some of these guys are way to feminine acting but yeah the OP was pretty much on point.

sucka4chix
06-20-2010, 06:52 PM
First of all, how did PORN get reduced to these websites you mention. There are far more outlets for porn than websites. Maybe you should retitle your thread "what's wrong with shemale websites.
Second, you guys kill me with this English/American bullshit! It's borderline prejudice! If a girl is hot, and she does a hot scene, I don't give a fuck where she's from. Newsflash: the hottest "American" girls originate from somewhere else.
Third, I think you don't know what porn is used for--- it's to get your rocks off, not win an Emmy, if you need higher quality porn maybe you should check your test' levels. It shouldn't take all that to get aroused!

TSPornFan
06-20-2010, 11:46 PM
Is that the recurring theme in America "CHEAP LABOR"? I'm sure 90% of the things we use is made in China and it seems like 60% of all the Shemale stuff originates from Brazil. I would'nt think it was so bad if I could actually understand what they were saying. I'm not a fan of of girls fucking these guys but some of these guys are way to feminine acting but yeah the OP was pretty much on point.

It's way more than 60% of Shemale porn. I have to say over 90% of Shemale sites are not English/American.

Extreme Ladyboys is one of the few rare Non-American T-Girl sites that features girls who can speak some English.


First of all, how did PORN get reduced to these websites you mention. There are far more outlets for porn than websites. Maybe you should retitle your thread "what's wrong with shemale websites.
Second, you guys kill me with this English/American bullshit! It's borderline prejudice! If a girl is hot, and she does a hot scene, I don't give a fuck where she's from. Newsflash: the hottest "American" girls originate from somewhere else.
Third, I think you don't know what porn is used for--- it's to get your rocks off, not win an Emmy, if you need higher quality porn maybe you should check your test' levels. It shouldn't take all that to get aroused!

It is NOT prejudice against non American girls. I only watch porn with stories because I'm into fantasies. With that said I want to know what is being said and what is going on. None of my fantasies include a girl who I have no idea what she is saying.

Porn should have good quality. There are plenty of Shemale videos that were made in recent years and look like they were made in 1995. That is terrible.

Wordzy
06-20-2010, 11:52 PM
I think you're watching too much porn to be honest, if you feel that strongly about watching two/three/four/watever strangers having sex on your PC then maybe you should think about a more constructive hobby.

Trans-Promo
06-21-2010, 12:22 AM
Amen Nicole!

I think transsexual porn is changing for sure, most " chasers " are devastated that their big cock stars are either getting SRS or starting hormones at the age of 12.

There was a time when trans porn was run by the sick and perverted fantasies of the viewers and we had to perform to their standards or we would not get work.

Today the movie industry is changing to better work with us and what we like naturally as opposed to getting a forced performance.

You will have to get used to girls doing what they want to do, but I have a vision of trans porn becoming less and less taboo and more widely accepted.

aShemalesboyfriend
06-21-2010, 12:26 AM
Amen Nicole!

I think transsexual porn is changing for sure, most " chasers " are devastated that their big cock stars are either getting SRS or starting hormones at the age of 12.

There was a time when trans porn was run by the sick and perverted fantasies of the viewers and we had to perform to their standards or we would not get work.

Today the movie industry is changing to better work with us and what we like naturally as opposed to getting a forced performance.

You will have to get used to girls doing what they want to do, but I have a vision of trans porn becoming less and less taboo and more widely accepted.

I think it is already

I am waiting for first phonesex commercials in TV including Transsexuals:)

TSPornFan
06-21-2010, 12:51 AM
I think you're watching too much porn to be honest, if you feel that strongly about watching two/three/four/watever strangers having sex on your PC then maybe you should think about a more constructive hobby.

Keep your personal attacks out of my topic. It is so stereotypical of people to believe if someone watches porn then he has no life.

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 01:11 AM
I think you're watching too much porn to be honest, if you feel that strongly about watching two/three/four/watever strangers having sex on your PC then maybe you should think about a more constructive hobby.

Whoa! Telling people what they should remain satisfied with? That's kinda presumptuous of you, don'cha think? Are you saying porn is not important enough to maintain high standards or to be cutting edge? I'm sorry, but I disagree. Porn is more vanilla now than ever, and gay and tranny porn are both part of the phenomenon. And, I might add, both types of porn have helped remove a lot of the stigmas that people have always placed on harmless "alternative lifestyles". There was a time, not so long ago, when being "gay" might as well have been the same thing as being a pedo in the eyes of an alarming amount of uninformed people. Well no longer. Now people want and expect ALL porn, as long as the involved parties are consenting adults, to maintain high standards.

Just because you're not used to something, or you don't "need" it in a life-or-death way, doesn't mean you shouldn't want it or get it. Maybe a Big Mac will hold you over at some point in life, but it sure ain't fillet mignon. And the only reason people woof that shit down is that most of them know no better. Well, porn is part of pop culture now, and people know what they like and don't like about it. It plays a role in more peoples' lives than they may openly admit in mixed company, but I think we all know better. In fact, I'd bet good money that more people know who Ron Jeremy is than they know who our VP is.

sucka4chix
06-21-2010, 01:17 AM
You expect waaay too much from porn! That comment about 1995 was ridiculous! As if 1995 porn couldn't get you off! I'm sure I'll be asked to leave your topic (as if), but I really think you need some psychiatric help. That's real. I mean if you are that deep into it that you care about trivial shit, yes you are in too deep.
Hey here's a thought for you and all you other English only guys---why don't you try and LEARN the language. Never considered that did ya? Maybe YOU can take some responsibility for not being able to understand!!!

You have to understand your market. They make porn for couples, and GGs and fags and wusses and chasers. It's not all the same. If you want straight men to buy your product you have to market differently than if you want sensitive caring wusses to buy your product. All depends on who you're marketing to. Unless the performer is buying the product, it would make no business sense to make products centered around what they like, unless you're doing it for shits and giggles.

sucka4chix
06-21-2010, 01:40 AM
Nicole, I think he expects too much and you attribute too much to porn.
Any lessening of stigmas I doubt had much to do with porn. Surely you don't think it's safer to be gay because bullies have watched gay porn. Probably the opposite. It's the guys who watch gay porn on the DL that commit the most violence.
More people know Ron Jeremy (ironically a 70s porn star...SEVENTIES!!) than they do these dime a dozen pornstars of today. That's because it WAS taboo and only a few people did porn. Now that everybody can do porn from their house, of course it's vanilla. Vanessa Del Rio said a long time ago there was no reason for her to do more porn because she's done everything. That's the deal with porn. You can't roll out the double penetration scene and have people rush to see it. It's all been done. The ONLY thing refreshing about porn is the new face or cock of the moment. That's it. Other than that you can't do anything new. Unless you're gonna get Speilberg or somebody to do porn, just give the people what they want---a hot chick and a cum shot. It's not rocket science, nor do most people want it to be.

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 03:01 AM
He expects too much, or you're just easy to please? lol And you "can't do anything new"? What do you call Buck Angel and Allanah doing a shoot together? lol

And btw, your " a hot chick and a cum shot" formula for success is a little outdated and over-simplified. Some people don't want a hot chick unless she has a cock, while some people don't want a chick at all. And those people are not cowering in isolation they way they once did. They pump lots of money into the adult industry. 20 years ago, people thought a "chick with a dick" was science fiction, where as now it's one of many very strong niches and a force to be reckoned with. No offense, but your mentality is about as progressive as hetero missionary position. The world is changing, and porn changes right along with it. Movies that were once rated X are now more like PG-13. When Pink Flamingos came out decades ago, seeing a pre-op tranny, Elizabeth Coffey, (I don't know of there ever being one captured on film before that) was as shocking as watching a drag queen eat dog poop. Now both pre-ops and scat are viable markets.

BellaBellucci
06-21-2010, 03:12 AM
Who needs that stupid emoticon anyway?

http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/popcorn.jpg

Didn't I just get put on blast a few months ago for pushing for better values in TS porn? I'm just asking because maybe it was just a dream or something. Maybe I'll even wake up to find out that people never really hated me for speaking up and that I'm loved by all of trans-porndom. That would be just swell. :yayo:

/rant :geek:

~BB~

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 03:35 AM
Just because someone is antagonistic, self-serving, and nauseatingly pretentious is no reason to hate on them. ;)

BellaBellucci
06-21-2010, 03:37 AM
Just because someone is antagonistic, self-serving, and nauseatingly pretentious is no reason to hate on them. ;)

You should know. :Bowdown:

~BB~

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 03:51 AM
We love your whole multi-purpose "I'm rubber, you're glue" rationale/defense/crutch. Thanks for keeping it tres 2010.

sucka4chix
06-21-2010, 05:43 AM
Wow, you compared scat and pre-ops. Interesting. Hmmm, I won't get into that right now.
I never claimed to be progressive, and I don't think that's relevant. I don't think the market has changed very much like you may think. These young kids who are new to porn aren't going to be spending cash on porn. They are more liable to wait til someone uploads it, which they will, and watch for free! That leaves the old heads with the old ways of thinking that spend the $$$!

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 06:00 AM
Uh, no. I said that Pink Flamingos contained a nude scene with a pre-op, and then a drag queen eating poop, and that years ago that was unheard of in, not only porn but, any films. But now you can rent it at Blockbuster. The point was, times change. And, what was once being employed as a shock value tactic, is now a viable niche in porn.

But, according to your logic, young guys have to wait for some old dudes to upload stolen content to Limewire to re-steal it. That's ridiculous. Maybe you like your porn very basic and free, but that's not what the thread is about. The OP thinks that the quality of porn generally sucks and needs to improve. You, on the other hand, are content with the way things are, and want to project your simplistic needs onto everyone else. What did I miss?

Deezie274
06-21-2010, 06:19 AM
i dont like when they ride it either

sucka4chix
06-21-2010, 06:24 AM
Look around this forum. Have you noticed all the "who is this" threads? These exist because guys find a clip on some flash video site or downloaded a bit torrent. If they had the DVD or were members of a site, they'd know who they were. The new school wants to watch porn, they just feel it should be free.
You missed that the OP hasn't watched very much porn. You missed that I pay for intellectual property and you missed that I know how the average testosterone filled male thinks!
But hey, use your own business model and good luck with that!

Schimmel
06-21-2010, 06:50 AM
Transsexual Porn has a lot of problems.
No it doesn't. Alternatives are huge in numbers.


1. Bad Quality Videos

TS Seduction has the best quality videos in all of Transsexual porn. The videos have great color and are clear. The Grooby sites have decent video quality. TGirl Network is a hit or miss with quality. Shemale Strokers is just Grooby sites with decent quality.
Some of the BEST tranny scenes are those old-school, VHS-quality-looking Brazilian scenes. What makes hot scenes are hot girls, hot ass, cool angles. Give me a 200Meg scene over a 1.2Gig scene any day.


2. The guy should NEVER ride shecock
A guy should never ride a T-Girl. It just seems gay. That is the best way to put it. When a T-Girl fucks a guy then she needs all of the control.
Agreed. But a t-girl oozing with personality and obviously in lust for the guy can get away with it. Those are exceptions though.


3. Men acting feminine in movies
Some guys in these movies are acting like stereotypical homosexuals. I'm not judging them for being gay if that is what they are. However some of these guys act and sound very feminine. This porn is targeted to straight men so these men should not act like this in movies.
Agreed. No need for this fruitcake shit in tranny porn. It's freakish, disturbing, wince-provoking, unsettling.


4. A Network Site
There should be a network site for Transsexual porn for the American audience. I believe Tranny Pack is a network with different sites that feature different themes such as nurses, maids, office sex, etc. There should be an English network like that.
Networks? Whats that? A priceless brilliant scene knows no network and knows no international boundary.


5. Very little hardcore English Transsexual Porn
There are only a few sites that feature American T-Girls. Shemale Pornstar, Shemale Yum, Shemale Club(sometimes), TS Seductioin, Tranny Seducers, T-Girl Network, and Shemale Strokers. 7 sites are not much. That is not a good amount of options.
Okay then.


First of all, how did PORN get reduced to these websites you mention. There are far more outlets for porn than websites.
Exactly. This guy has intricate preferences for his porn but lacks the ability to search for it.

JamesHunt
06-21-2010, 07:06 AM
Guys with goaties doing CIM, jesus fucking christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TSPornFan
06-21-2010, 08:36 AM
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Exactly. This guy has intricate preferences for his porn but lacks the ability to search for it.

Get out of my topic with this stupid nonsense. I have more than enough common sense to search for porn. My preferences are RARE to find and only one site consistently meets all of my preferences.


You expect waaay too much from porn! That comment about 1995 was ridiculous! As if 1995 porn couldn't get you off! I'm sure I'll be asked to leave your topic (as if), but I really think you need some psychiatric help. That's real. I mean if you are that deep into it that you care about trivial shit, yes you are in too deep.
Hey here's a thought for you and all you other English only guys---why don't you try and LEARN the language. Never considered that did ya? Maybe YOU can take some responsibility for not being able to understand!!!

You have to understand your market. They make porn for couples, and GGs and fags and wusses and chasers. It's not all the same. If you want straight men to buy your product you have to market differently than if you want sensitive caring wusses to buy your product. All depends on who you're marketing to. Unless the performer is buying the product, it would make no business sense to make products centered around what they like, unless you're doing it for shits and giggles.

Dude straight porn has much better quality than Shemale Porn. Anyone can vouche for that. And the 1995 comment was SARCASM.

Damn I need psychiatric help just for wanting a better quality product? Damn you have no logic.

Why should we be forced to learn another language? That's stupid. Who in the hell is going to learn another language to watch porn? It's not our responsibility to understand the videos. We are not the producers. Sounds like you are the one with psychological problems.

Trans-Promo
06-21-2010, 01:51 PM
Never mind LOL

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 02:04 PM
Edit: I'm gonna be quiet now, or the cigar smoking baby might send Crimson Raider after me. lol

sucka4chix
06-21-2010, 03:21 PM
Dude straight porn has much better quality than Shemale Porn. Anyone can vouche for that.
You are absurd!! Talk what you know! There are millions of straight porn videos out there and the quality varies greatly. There are different genres and different companies and different producers and different qualities. Some guys shoot all kinds of porn-- they use the same style, equipment, and even locations to shoot GG and TS porn, so the quality is exactly the same. Quality is not genre specific.


Damn I need psychiatric help just for wanting a better quality product? Damn you have no logic.
Don't get it twisted---it's not that you want a better "product", it's that you want better PORN. The fact that you can't see the subtle difference is where the problem lies. Porn is not that important that it needs to be on par with Avatar. If it occupies such a lofty spot in your priorities, then yes you have a problem, just like girls who cry and thank god and their mother when they win "best butt fucking scene" at AVN.
And do trust, I have logic by the boat load!


Why should we be forced to learn another language? That's stupid. Who in the hell is going to learn another language to watch porn? It's not our responsibility to understand the videos. We are not the producers. Sounds like you are the one with psychological problems.
No one's forcing you to learn anything. You're the one with the problem (not being able to understand), why do you look to others to solve it?! You and maybe 12 other people give a fuck! That's the whole point. You're whining over some shit that first of all has nothing to do with porn, it's still porn no matter what language they speak, and secondly isn't very hard to figure out. I get it if a girl is sitting down giving an interview and you can't understand, but a girl wearing a nurse outfit who puts a stethoscope on a guys cock then gives him a blow job is self explanatory. If you need more than that, first thing you need to do is find out why!

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 04:38 PM
Don't get it twisted---it's not that you want a better "product", it's that you want better PORN. The fact that you can't see the subtle difference is where the problem lies. Porn is not that important that it needs to be on par with Avatar. If it occupies such a lofty spot in your priorities, then yes you have a problem, just like girls who cry and thank god and their mother when they win "best butt fucking scene" at AVN.

Porn most certainly is a product.

And if anyone has way too big of an emotional investment in something, it's the one you have in this guy's tastes. lol

Did you ever see Blue Velvet? Sure, it's just a movie. But some people have very specific needs when it comes to jerking off. So why get oh-so bent? When I was in high school, we discovered that my friend's older brother was jerking off to bra catalogs. She and I thought it was pretty damn funny, but that was his thing. I know a gay guy who gets off on the fight scenes in Fight Club.

My point is, you really shouldn't project your tastes onto another man's penis. He isn't telling you what to be content with. Some people can fuck with a television on in the same room. I can't. But then I personally like specific music, if anything. And I'll bet someone out there listens to death metal when they fuck. Some people think Avatar is a big pile of special effects bullshit, while others wouldn't be caught dead watching Citizen Kane.

You really do need to chill here, and be happy with your "hot chick and pop shot" formula. Don't worry. Amateur porn will never go away. It's just that some people aren't going to pay for it.

GullyFoyle
06-21-2010, 05:38 PM
When I was in high school, we discovered that my friend's older brother was jerking off to bra catalogs. She and I thought it was pretty damn funny, but that was his thing.

LOL I bet if you took a poll of guys here who grew up before the Internet exploded, at least half of us would cop to doing that. Ah sweet memories of implied boobage ...

sucka4chix
06-21-2010, 05:41 PM
IF ANYONE IS PROJECTING THEIR TASTES IT'S THE OP!! I'm simply pointing out how far off base he is. He's passing judgment on porn using figures and shit like they are fact, when really, like YOU say, this is all about HIS tastes. What's more, he's basing all this on websites which, although they may be the future, only account for a small percentage of original content that's out there. You can't say TS seduction makes the best porn and not compare it to Joey Silvera's work, Andrea Nobili's stuff, stuff that Rocco Siffridi has even made. That's on DVD as is millions of other hours of porn. PORN is not defined as a website!!
I have no interest in this guys taste, just his butchering of the facts.

Since you mentioned mainstream movies, what this guy is complaining about is like someone in Brazil complaining that Citizen Kane sucks because they're speaking English!! If you can't see how preposterous that is then I can't explain it. How can you condemn something by explaining what YOU can't do: "Object A sucks because____" . This should be followed by a statement about object A, not about yourself! What the OP is saying is "Foreign porn sucks because I (can't understand it). That is not an endictment of the "product" but of him, for if he understood it, it would be ok----- but the product hasn't changed--- it still has the same QUALITY! He likes it because HE changed!! That's why I'm saying it's not anything inherent in the porn, it's HIM!
Yes I know it's a product, but the fact that he had to use a euphemism speaks VOLUMES!

I never saw Blue Velvet, red velvet or National velvet. Not interested. Avatar is a pile of FX garbage. And it's quite normal for guys to jerk it to Sears catalogs, even Marvel comics, further proving my point that high quality is so far down the list of requirements that it's probably leaking oil down there.
Enough bullshit arguing: Did you ever get season one of 24?

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 05:57 PM
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I never saw Blue Velvet, red velvet or National velvet. Not interested. Avatar is a pile of FX garbage. And it's quite normal for guys to jerk it to Sears catalogs, even Marvel comics, further proving my point that high quality is so far down the list of requirements that it's probably leaking oil down there.
Enough bullshit arguing: Did you ever get season one of 24?
No, but I know Frank Booth likes PBR. And this scene kinda reminded me of your philosophy. lol

YouTube- Blue Velvet Pabst Blue Ribbon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4)

Nicole Dupre
06-21-2010, 06:02 PM
But this is the scene I was initially referring to. My point was that ANYTHING can be cathected.

YouTube- Dennis Hopper - Best performance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_5sQyHnbY4)

sucka4chix
06-21-2010, 06:03 PM
Lol. Kinda appropriate. It all gets ya drunk!

sucka4chix
06-21-2010, 06:19 PM
Actually the more I think about it, beer is quite like porn. Some people drink it for it's flavor, that would be like the OP. Most people drink it to get drunk, which PBR does just as well as an import. Hmmm, just like porn, imports are better (stop it. That's a joke!)
For the record, I don't categorize porn as cheap, or low budget and high budget. I have 2 categories- hot and not.

Schimmel
06-21-2010, 07:41 PM
Get out of my topic with this stupid nonsense.
Why? I'm speaking English, not Puerto Rican. You should be able to make sense out of it.



IF ANYONE IS PROJECTING THEIR TASTES IT'S THE OP!! I'm simply pointing out how far off base he is. He's passing judgment on porn using figures and shit like they are fact, when really, like YOU say, this is all about HIS tastes. What's more, he's basing all this on websites which, although they may be the future, only account for a small percentage of original content that's out there. You can't say TS seduction makes the best porn and not compare it to Joey Silvera's work, Andrea Nobili's stuff, stuff that Rocco Siffridi has even made. That's on DVD as is millions of other hours of porn. PORN is not defined as a website!!
I have no interest in this guys taste, just his butchering of the facts.

Since you mentioned mainstream movies, what this guy is complaining about is like someone in Brazil complaining that Citizen Kane sucks because they're speaking English!! If you can't see how preposterous that is then I can't explain it. How can you condemn something by explaining what YOU can't do: "Object A sucks because____" . This should be followed by a statement about object A, not about yourself! What the OP is saying is "Foreign porn sucks because I (can't understand it). That is not an endictment of the "product" but of him, for if he understood it, it would be ok----- but the product hasn't changed--- it still has the same QUALITY! He likes it because HE changed!! That's why I'm saying it's not anything inherent in the porn, it's HIM!
Yes I know it's a product, but the fact that he had to use a euphemism speaks VOLUMES!
Totally agree. Franky is not only dumb but his perception is skewed like a shit-smeared sidewalk. He equates his preferences of porn (that apparently and evidently don't even exist) with "better" porn. What he's looking for is not better porn, but "Couples" porn in English, seeing that he can't tolerate another language, and feels that if another language is being spoken in his presence, he must learn that language so he can understand what is happening in full. This is what he wants:


I only watch porn with stories because I'm into fantasies. With that said I want to know what is being said and what is going on. None of my fantasies include a girl who I have no idea what she is saying.

Someone make a Tranny Sci-Fi for this castaway.

rockabilly
06-21-2010, 09:29 PM
A passionate moan is a passionate moan in any language.

But i'm fluent in the "international language".

DL_NL
06-21-2010, 10:54 PM
At least Tom Moore won't be in the Brazilian porn...

BellaBellucci
06-22-2010, 01:35 AM
Someone make a Tranny Sci-Fi for this castaway.

Actually I thought Tara Emory and Mandy Mitchell were working on this. Uranus Needs Shemales was the title. I wonder what happened with it.

http://www.tara-ts.com/tour3.html

~BB~

rockabilly
06-22-2010, 01:41 AM
They're adding 3D scenes to the movie.

BellaBellucci
06-22-2010, 01:51 AM
They're adding 3D scenes to the movie.

Are you serious?

~BB~

sucka4chix
06-22-2010, 02:18 AM
Not for nothing, but is 3D tv gonna be as big as they think? I mean are you guys gonna sit at home wearing goggles??

rockabilly
06-22-2010, 02:25 AM
Well Nintendo found a way to create a 3D effect w/o the glasses for it's next handheld game sytstem.

BellaBellucci
06-22-2010, 02:28 AM
3DTV? I think people will use it as a feature, goggles or not, but they're not going to sit around watching Jerry Springer in 3D for twelves hours straight or anything. :lol:

~BB~

rockabilly
06-22-2010, 02:38 AM
3D Porn ..... virtual motorboatin in the privacy of your own home.

onmyknees
06-22-2010, 02:51 AM
We love your whole multi-purpose "I'm rubber, you're glue" rationale/defense/crutch. Thanks for keeping it tres 2010.


Whoa! Telling people what they should remain satisfied with? That's kinda presumptuous of you, don'cha think? Are you saying porn is not important enough to maintain high standards or to be cutting edge? I'm sorry, but I disagree. Porn is more vanilla now than ever, and gay and tranny porn are both part of the phenomenon. And, I might add, both types of porn have helped remove a lot of the stigmas that people have always placed on harmless "alternative lifestyles". There was a time, not so long ago, when being "gay" might as well have been the same thing as being a pedo in the eyes of an alarming amount of uninformed people. Well no longer. Now people want and expect ALL porn, as long as the involved parties are consenting adults, to maintain high standards.

Just because you're not used to something, or you don't "need" it in a life-or-death way, doesn't mean you shouldn't want it or get it. Maybe a Big Mac will hold you over at some point in life, but it sure ain't fillet mignon. And the only reason people woof that shit down is that most of them know no better. Well, porn is part of pop culture now, and people know what they like and don't like about it. It plays a role in more peoples' lives than they may openly admit in mixed company, but I think we all know better. In fact, I'd bet good money that more people know who Ron Jeremy is than they know who our VP is.


Sadly Nicole, you're probably right about Ron Jeremy versus Joe Biden. I watch those man in the street things and generally speaking we're a country that spends way too much time on pop culture, and not nearly enough time learning American Culture...by the way, I understand that whole "legend" thing, but is Ron Jeremy as fat and greasy in person as he appears to be on film???

Nicole Dupre
06-22-2010, 03:05 AM
Sadly Nicole, you're probably right about Ron Jeremy versus Joe Biden. I watch those man in the street things and generally speaking we're a country that spends way too much time on pop culture, and not nearly enough time learning American Culture...by the way, I understand that whole "legend" thing, but is Ron Jeremy as fat and greasy in person as he appears to be on film???

lol I couldn't tell you. I never met the guy. lol

But he did take the plunge, and did tranny porn back in the day, before most people knew wtf a tranny was. I give him kudos on that.

http://hisxpress.com/media/sulkas_wedding_fb.JPG

pantybulge69
06-22-2010, 07:58 AM
Yeah, that bald whiny Tom Moore guy needs to find another job.


lately White Ghetto and Devil films seems to have shied away from Tom Moore and his goofy crew.

BTW, White ghetto transexual films lately have been excruciately much better without the tom moore-factor including films like Filthy shemale sluts, My girlfriend’s giant cock,.....Big titty transsexuals 1,2 ,..Transsexual nurses series,..Shemale fuck hotel, ..Monsters of shemale cock....etc, etc.

its been a tremendous amount of difference better and enjoyable without that goofy
format.

TSPornFan
06-22-2010, 11:51 PM
Why? I'm speaking English, not Puerto Rican. You should be able to make sense out of it.



Totally agree. Franky is not only dumb but his perception is skewed like a shit-smeared sidewalk. He equates his preferences of porn (that apparently and evidently don't even exist) with "better" porn. What he's looking for is not better porn, but "Couples" porn in English, seeing that he can't tolerate another language, and feels that if another language is being spoken in his presence, he must learn that language so he can understand what is happening in full. This is what he wants:



Someone make a Tranny Sci-Fi for this castaway.

Don't twist around what I said. I am not looking for couples. Everything in the opening post is about better porn.

There are only a few sites that have exclusive shemale porn in English with stories. I have searched to find other sites, but none exists. Shemale Club, T-Girl Network, Devil Films, Shemale Yum, Shemale Pornstar, TS Seduction, and Shemale Strokers are the ONLY sites with hardcore storyline porn with busty shemales. Every other shemale site mostly or completely feature girls from other countries who do not speak English. So as a guy who only watches storyline porn, it would not make any logical sense to watch something that I don't understand.

I listed a few other things that is wrong with shemale porn in my own opinion.

I have no problems with other languages. I just don't watch videos of people speaking different languages. It's nothing against the people and the language. I like story porn, and wants to know what is happening. It does not need to be a 2 hour movie. 20 or 30 minutes is fine.

Get the fuck out of my topic with your twisted lies.

rockabilly
06-23-2010, 12:13 AM
Would subtitles help any?

sucka4chix
06-23-2010, 12:44 AM
Get the fuck out of my topic with your twisted lies.

Ok this line is getting old and almost cliché. If you only want warm and fuzzy responses maybe you should keep a diary or blog with your mommy. This is a PUBLIC FORUM.
The poster isn't saying you want couples---what he is saying is what you want is called couples porn, which is PC for flicks that girls watch. I really don't know what you're looking for in this storybook format. I mean, I don't know how much plot you want. Most all porn has some semblance of a story. The fact that you're only looking at WEBSITES is limiting your selection. Most websites have short clips so you can download them easily. There's not alot of time for plot. I keep telling you that porn websites do not equal porn, but apparently you're not listening.

TSPornFan
06-23-2010, 01:44 AM
Ok this line is getting old and almost cliché. If you only want warm and fuzzy responses maybe you should keep a diary or blog with your mommy. This is a PUBLIC FORUM.
The poster isn't saying you want couples---what he is saying is what you want is called couples porn, which is PC for flicks that girls watch. I really don't know what you're looking for in this storybook format. I mean, I don't know how much plot you want. Most all porn has some semblance of a story. The fact that you're only looking at WEBSITES is limiting your selection. Most websites have short clips so you can download them easily. There's not alot of time for plot. I keep telling you that porn websites do not equal porn, but apparently you're not listening.

I wasn't expecting everyone to agree with me. Don't falsely quote me. When you two are falsely quoting then you two are LYING. HELLO

Most porn is not in a storyline format. It is about 50/50 gonzo and storyline. There are plenty of men who watch storyline porn. Look at huge mega sites like Naughty America and Brazzers. Look at Lisa Ann mocking Sarah Palian. These movies are very popular. Men are joining these sites. TS Seduction mostly features stories. Storyline porn is not girlie at all. Men watch these stories as well and some only watch storyline porn.

By plot I mean something simple. Like a schoolgirl and a teacher, maid and her boss, office sex, picking up a hooker, etc. It does not have to be a special story.

You are the one who is not listening and thinking. The short clips have nothing to do with this because the sites I listed have full clips. Secondly the sites I listed also provide the most DVD storyline shemale porn and they contain the same scenes that I found their sites. Every porn DVD can be found online to purchase for download so I am not limiting my options.

sucka4chix
06-23-2010, 02:02 AM
What oxymoron--- full clips. That fact that it's a clip means it's not full by definition.
Look, I'm trying to be helpful but obviously you just wanna sit in your cyberworld feelingsorry for yourself and complaining about problems that doesn't even exist!
What you are looking for exists in PORN, not so much in these websites you are talking about. Ideally what you need to do is go outside (scary) and find a good videostore and explore. Since apparently you only exist in the cyberworld, you need to go to VOD sites. You should be searching DVD titles--- that's where most of the porn is. These sites you are speaking of represent a small corner of TS porn. Some even only re-hash DVD scenes which are not complete and won't fit your needs for quality!

TSPornFan
06-23-2010, 02:38 AM
What oxymoron--- full clips. That fact that it's a clip means it's not full by definition.
Look, I'm trying to be helpful but obviously you just wanna sit in your cyberworld feelingsorry for yourself and complaining about problems that doesn't even exist!
What you are looking for exists in PORN, not so much in these websites you are talking about. Ideally what you need to do is go outside (scary) and find a good videostore and explore. Since apparently you only exist in the cyberworld, you need to go to VOD sites. You should be searching DVD titles--- that's where most of the porn is. These sites you are speaking of represent a small corner of TS porn. Some even only re-hash DVD scenes which are not complete and won't fit your needs for quality!

Excuse me I mean the complete scene/movie.

Dude I have a fucking life. I just don't go to porno stores. Is all you do is fucking troll around on the damn forums?

Well then tell me what are the companies and DVDs that are not made by the sites I listed?

Schimmel
06-23-2010, 03:04 AM
At least Tom Moore won't be in the Brazilian porn...

Yeah but he is all over a lot of Argentinian and other Latin tgirls, it's just disgusting.



Don't twist around what I said. I am not looking for couples. Everything in the opening post is about better porn.

There are only a few sites that have exclusive shemale porn in English with stories. I have searched to find other sites, but none exists. Shemale Club, T-Girl Network, Devil Films, Shemale Yum, Shemale Pornstar, TS Seduction, and Shemale Strokers are the ONLY sites with hardcore storyline porn with busty shemales. Every other shemale site mostly or completely feature girls from other countries who do not speak English. So as a guy who only watches storyline porn, it would not make any logical sense to watch something that I don't understand.

I listed a few other things that is wrong with shemale porn in my own opinion.

I have no problems with other languages. I just don't watch videos of people speaking different languages. It's nothing against the people and the language. I like story porn, and wants to know what is happening. It does not need to be a 2 hour movie. 20 or 30 minutes is fine.

Get the fuck out of my topic with your twisted lies.

Listen here, Franky bro, I'm so righteous and hardcore that even when I impart twisted lies they lead to nowhere but the Truth. Just look at my avatar. Is it not obvious that I mean business? Is it not obvious that I live in a spacious kingdom overlooking the horrible brutality of mankind as I pop delicious grapes into my mouth at leisure?

So what I propose is this. I am in the rudimentary stages of creating my own shemale product. I will devise a special department that will create a movie that follows a storyline created for you exclusively. The story line is as follows: Crazy Sven, looking handsome in his fresh jeans and Switzerland soccer (football) track jacket, has just robbed a rival drug dealer and is walking calmly away from the crime scene while counting his money. As he rounds the corner he runs into Mariana who is waiting for the bus. Wow, this fucking girl is amazing. Crazy Sven strikes up a conversation with this hot chick and begins to notice that she has a huge bulge in her crotch... and it seems to be GETTING BIGGER!

She notices his big wad of cash and has taken a liking to him. He drops some of the money and as she bends over to pick it up for him, not only does he see an enormous elephant trunk of a cock hanging below a pair of huge dangling pink balls, but and ass to die for as well. She stands back up and shoves her cock and balls back into her pink panties and pulls her skirt back down as low as it will go... but that AIN'T LOW ENOUGH!

Crazy Sven has a raging hardon for this supreme bitch like you wouldn't believe, so he offers to give her a ride home. They go up the block and get into his Kia SUV and before long they are kissing at a red light. He looks down as they kiss, and seeing that she has parted her legs for him, he takes out her sweet balls and squeezes. She spreads her legs wider so he starts jerking her off while kissing deeply, and her cock and balls are slippery with sweat. Now she's got his cock out and leans down to suck him off when all of a sudden... the RIVAL DRUG DEALER PULLS UP BESIDE HIM! How will Crazy Sven get out of this one? Will he get to fuck this amazingly big-dicked, tight-assed Mariana without having to worry about getting shot? Download it and find out how it all pans out, buddy! Filmed on location in Prague with bilingual actors who speak English! Spanish and Portuguese subtitles! High-octane adventure, Hot-ass, Big-dick, Big-cumshots, True romance GUARANTEED!

sucka4chix
06-23-2010, 03:09 AM
I don't troll. Trolls don't post. The question is what DVDs do those sites make??! Honestly, when I saw this thread I thought it was far different. When someone says porn first thing I think is full length movies, which mostly are DVDs. I love Shemale Yum, but mostly because it has pictures and can intro me to new girls. Not because they have alot of videos---and they prolly have more hours than anybody. These are usually 10-20 min clips, when a DVD is usually 80min plus.
I have watched more hours of shemale porn than should be allowed, from many continents, in many languages, in many genres (legal and considered of prurient interest in the U.S.)---honestly, when I see something I haven't seen before I'm like "How did I miss that one?" But I'm not as picky as you so, maybe I'm wrong and what you want doesn't exist and you're wasting your time looking until the Bellas, Nicoles and DFs of the world can finish their industry wide emasculation and plans for world domination. I wish you well in you search, even if I feel it's in vain.

sucka4chix
06-23-2010, 03:13 AM
Damn, I can't wait for the next ep of "Crazy Sven!"

rockabilly
06-23-2010, 03:26 AM
What shenanigans will "Crazy Sven" get into next?

Helvis2012
06-23-2010, 07:59 AM
Supply and demand. Don't buy it.

nevada64
06-23-2010, 09:44 AM
How about the silly premise we've all seen hundreds of times is TS porn? The guy finds the girl hot, they begin to make out and then he naively "discovers" that she has a cock. 10 seconds later the guy is sucking like an old pro, and taking it up the ass like some anal fiend. Please...

GroobySteven
06-23-2010, 10:31 AM
By plot I mean something simple. Like a schoolgirl and a teacher, maid and her boss, office sex, picking up a hooker, etc. It does not have to be a special story.


http://www.shemale-pornstar.com is all story driven full scenes.

GurlyCockLover
06-23-2010, 03:15 PM
transsexual porn has a lot of problems. Most sites are just brazilian sites with the same scenes from dvds.

1. Bad quality videos

ts seduction has the best quality videos in all of transsexual porn. The videos have great color and are clear. The grooby sites have decent video quality. Tgirl network is a hit or miss with quality. Shemale strokers is just grooby sites with decent quality.

2. The guy should never ride shecock
a guy should never ride a t-girl. It just seems gay. That is the best way to put it. When a t-girl fucks a guy then she needs all of the control.

3. Men acting feminine in movies
some guys in these movies are acting like stereotypical homosexuals. I'm not judging them for being gay if that is what they are. However some of these guys act and sound very feminine. This porn is targeted to straight men so these men should not act like this in movies.

4. A network site
there should be a network site for transsexual porn for the american audience. I believe tranny pack is a network with different sites that feature different themes such as nurses, maids, office sex, etc. There should be an english network like that.

5. Very little hardcore english transsexual porn
there are only a few sites that feature american t-girls. Shemale pornstar, shemale yum, shemale club(sometimes), ts seductioin, tranny seducers, t-girl network, and shemale strokers. 7 sites are not much. That is not a good amount of options.

Do you agree or disagree with my thoughts?



totally agree

Schimmel
06-23-2010, 08:14 PM
Damn, I can't wait for the next ep of "Crazy Sven!"


What shenanigans will "Crazy Sven" get into next?

That is only the beginning. Trust me guys the sequel will be twice as good. Crazy Sven next heads to Monaco in order to do a big cocaine deal and ends up fucking two shemales on a private yacht before having to jump ship and swim to shore because the shemale's pimp comes up from the cabin... but not before Crazy Sven BLOWS A HUGE LOAD ALL OVER THEIR SWEET ASSES! And I forgot to mention, the talent is fresh never seen before. Young Euro tgirls who have never done so much as a photo shoot before. They speak English in stimulating accents and have young tight assholes and long legs and tight bodies. This is the Schimmel Series.

sucka4chix
06-24-2010, 02:37 AM
Oh yeah I forgot: Sexii Trina And Madison, Big Dick Bitch both always have stories in their video shoots! But I can tell that's probably not your cup of tea. You seem a bit to suburban, lmao!!!
You're definitely not ready for all that ghetto booty, plus you probably won't understand them either, since they're from the Dirrrtyy!!

ELSAPO
06-24-2010, 04:37 AM
good call nicole shemale yuck, suck balls!! ( no pun intended.) and shemale club is way yoo much $$ for lame shit.

deadlyray
07-09-2010, 01:41 AM
Tranny Pack is complete garbage btw...

anon451
07-09-2010, 03:27 AM
I'd be happy to see no men at all, gay or straight..

Silcc69
07-09-2010, 05:28 AM
I miss that tranny trick site with Dirty Sanchez. He was annoying as fuck but he had great woman and the acting was actually pretty good on the guys part.

traLika
07-12-2010, 09:38 AM
I'd be happy to see no men at all, gay or straight..
I know what you mean. In fact I get irritated by shemale stroke movies where the camera guy just won’t shut the fuck up with his loud whispering: “Ohhhh! You are soooooo sexxeeee! Soooo fucking sexxxeeee! Yeaaahhhhhhhhh! Give it to me babe! Yeeaaaaahhhhh! Uhhhhhhh! Sooooooooooooo sexxxxxxxxxxeeeeeeeeee!” And he’s breathing like an anonymous phonecaller as well!

When I jack off to solo shemale movies I like to think there’s just me and the girl in the room, not some camera guy who’s whispering crap in my ear! (Either that or he’s barking out instructions that he could have explained before they started filming...)

BellaBellucci
07-12-2010, 11:11 AM
I know what you mean. In fact I get irritated by shemale stroke movies where the camera guy just won’t shut the fuck up with his loud whispering: “Ohhhh! You are soooooo sexxeeee! Soooo fucking sexxxeeee! Yeaaahhhhhhhhh! Give it to me babe! Yeeaaaaahhhhh! Uhhhhhhh! Sooooooooooooo sexxxxxxxxxxeeeeeeeeee!” And he’s breathing like an anonymous phonecaller as well!

When I jack off to solo shemale movies I like to think there’s just me and the girl in the room, not some camera guy who’s whispering crap in my ear! (Either that or he’s barking out instructions that he could have explained before they started filming...)

YOU get irritated? Try being the model! It's a total distraction and a turn-off! lol

~BB~

traLika
07-12-2010, 11:46 AM
YOU get irritated? Try being the model! It's a total distraction and a turn-off! lol

~BB~ lol
Glad you hate it too. Please do us all a favour and tell 'em to shut the fuck up!

LibertyHarkness
07-12-2010, 12:10 PM
interesting as we dont get the camera man talking shit in the uk .. and when i shoot models for other sites, i remain silent unless i am instructed to speak to the model by the client paying me for the shoot . which is usually the first couple of minutes to set the scene ..aka shemalestrokers often start a scene with a quick interview then cut into the girl telling a fantasy story that sets the mood .. then its shut the fuck up and video

traLika
07-12-2010, 12:21 PM
interesting as we dont get the camera man talking shit in the uk ..

Well, we're all a bit more refined over here in Britain... ;)


.. and when i shoot models for other sites, i remain silent unless i am instructed to speak to the model by the client paying me for the shoot . which is usually the first couple of minutes to set the scene ..aka shemalestrokers often start a scene with a quick interview then cut into the girl telling a fantasy story that sets the mood .. then its shut the fuck up and video

I like that: "Shut the fuck up and video!" is a rule that should be strictly enforced. Any deviation from that and the camera guy gets his knees stapled together! Or something like that...

LibertyHarkness
07-12-2010, 12:47 PM
:) indeed so

Nicole Dupre
07-12-2010, 02:02 PM
YOU get irritated? Try being the model! It's a total distraction and a turn-off! lol

~BB~
Awwww. You poor wittle 'porn star'. lol :tongue:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To the British people making fun of us and thinking they're so "refined' -

How much TS porn is really coming the UK anyway? Maybe you're so 'refined', you're not even participating. lol

If we sent Tony Vee there with enough money, I bet he could say "Oh Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" through a PA system, and you'd moan in joy. lol

And btw, when are you people cleaning up all of this fucking oil? :tongue:

LibertyHarkness
07-12-2010, 02:07 PM
we are so refined that we hardly have any TS that work in porn :) far to uncooth for us brits :)

Hey dont forget the yank governemnt ask BP to drill the oil in the first place :) xx

Jericho
07-12-2010, 02:12 PM
And btw, when are you people cleaning up all of this fucking oil? :tongue:

It's not refined so we're not touching it! :whistle:

kyoJecours
07-12-2010, 02:16 PM
oh shit another america vs england row wake me up when it's over *YAWN*

p.s. england rocks :rock2

Nicole Dupre
07-12-2010, 02:22 PM
oh shit another america vs england row wake me up when it's over *YAWN*

p.s. england rocks :rock2
Yeah, me too. If you just knock on the door of my double wide, I'll be awake in no time.
lol

P.S. Thanks for helping us liberate Iraq. We couldn't have done it without you. lol

traLika
07-12-2010, 03:13 PM
And btw, when are you people cleaning up all of this fucking oil? :tongue:
You're right - something's gotta be done. I’ve booked three tickets and me, Libs and Jericho are flying over tomorrow to sort it all out. We’re bringing some very big buckets so we should be done by Thursday.

But we’re also bringing over a new updated version of the Porn Cameraman’s Manual, which has a special new section called How To Shut The Fuck Up During A Film Session. It has some really useful advice that will show your guys how to be as refined as ours.

And if they still don’t behave themselves, there are other ways to keep ‘em under control, like attaching electrodes to their testicles so you can turn the power up if they start to say "Ooooh baby". Works like a charm! :twisted:

Nicole Dupre
07-12-2010, 03:18 PM
You're right - something's gotta be done. I’ve booked three tickets and me, Libs and Jericho are flying over tomorrow to sort it all out. We’re bringing some very big buckets so we should be done by Thursday.

But we’re also bringing over a new updated version of the Porn Cameraman’s Manual, which has a special new section called How To Shut The Fuck Up During A Film Session. It has some really useful advice that will show your guys how to be as refined as ours.

And if they still don’t behave themselves, there are other ways to keep ‘em under control, like attaching electrodes to their testicles so you can turn the power up if they start to say "Ooooh baby". Works like a charm! :twisted:
lol

Ok. If you bring Austin Powers & the Spice Girls, I think this could work. lol

YEAH, BABY! lol

kyoJecours
07-12-2010, 03:28 PM
Yeah, me too. If you just knock on the door of my double wide, I'll be awake in no time.
lol

P.S. Thanks for helping us liberate Iraq. We couldn't have done it without you. lol

it's cool nicole we'll just let them fight it out and we can chill in your double wide and figure out our own way to improve our international relations :wiggle:

Nicole Dupre
07-12-2010, 03:36 PM
Anyway, everyone in the US knows that Manhattan is not part of the USA anyway. It's part of Vatican and Israel. lol If you want TS porn, you go Asia. If you want pizza or a knish, we can hook you up. lol Funny thing is, when Jesus comes back, the reception is being held in the Confederacy. They will be serving grits and possum pie. Abundanza!

kyoJecours
07-12-2010, 03:57 PM
who cares which location you were randomly born in or where you live it's all irrelevant. just have fun and be happy!

and when is jesus due back? cos i can imagine the party will be awesome! are agnostics invited?

traLika
07-12-2010, 09:00 PM
Joking aside about Americans and Brits, it’s the South American camera guys who say “Ooooh baby, you’re soooooo sexxxxxeeeee!” the most while they’re filming.

One of them hisses a lot too - at first I thought he’d brought his pet rattlesnake along to see the show! When his hisses became shorter and more intense, it dawned on me that he was holding the camera in his left hand and stroking his Smeg MacMuffin™ with his right. The picture got jerkier and jerkier and I went cross-eyed – it was like a tranny version of Blair Witch or Cloverfield!

Some of those ‘Don’t Say “Ooooh Baby”’electrodes need to be sent out to Brazil right away. They really need ‘em! ;)

TSPornFan
08-01-2010, 09:16 AM
In the past two weeks American Shemale porn has been terrible. Not one hot hardcore scene made. TS Seduction is going bondage crazy and that shit sucks.

dietcoke
08-01-2010, 01:12 PM
In the past two weeks American Shemale porn has been terrible. Not one hot hardcore scene made. TS Seduction is going bondage crazy and that shit sucks.

Don't get me wrong there are some hot American shemales, but let's face it American Shemale Porn is far far behind what we see from other parts of the world. I agree TS Seduction is horrible.