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mansamusa
05-21-2010, 05:33 AM
Okay, here's the deal, I did some coke a couple days ago. Now my nostril is kinda clogged and my breathing don't seem right. Also, my heartbeat seems strange and the muscles around heart seem tight. I don't know...maybe I pulled a muscle in my left chest.

HELP!
:???:

NYBURBS
05-21-2010, 05:44 AM
Go see a doctor

daleach
05-21-2010, 05:44 AM
Keep off the coke.

mansamusa
05-21-2010, 05:48 AM
Go see a doctor

And say what? "Doctor, I did some coke now my chest hearts?"

Or maybe I can make up some bullshit story...

donre
05-21-2010, 05:48 AM
Keep off the coke.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this.
Doctor: Don't go like this.

JerseyMike
05-21-2010, 05:50 AM
There is Dr-Patient confidentiality, its better to go to a Dr and tell them that you do recreational drugs this way they could be sure they don't prescribe something that would make matters worse for you. If you're that worried about what you are feeling go get help.

NYBURBS
05-21-2010, 05:53 AM
And say what? "Doctor, I did some coke now my chest hearts?"

Or maybe I can make up some bullshit story...

Be honest with them. Do you really think you're the first person they've met that did coke? I'd be more worried about getting checked out than about what some random doctor thinks of your personal life.

mansamusa
05-21-2010, 05:57 AM
Be honest with them. Do you really think you're the first person they've met that did coke? I'd be more worried about getting checked out than about what some random doctor thinks of your personal life.

Yeah, that's true.

...and I need to stop partying with these crazy-ass chicks. It's obvious, I don't have the stamina that they do.

Schimmel
05-21-2010, 06:02 AM
And say what? "Doctor, I did some coke now my chest hearts?"
Precisely. Say those exact words.

Dino Velvet
05-21-2010, 06:13 AM
If you have any cocaine left over may I have it please?

mansamusa
05-21-2010, 06:17 AM
If you have any cocaine left over may I have it please?

Yes, I have some left over...and No, you can't have it.
Besides, I don't wanna be held responsible for your demise...

donre
05-21-2010, 06:18 AM
If you have any cocaine left over may I have it please?

Jesus. What is it with this coke and why does it turn people into slaves? Grow a spine.

francisfkudrow
05-21-2010, 07:37 AM
I would probably go to the doc and be like, "I'm not breathing right, my heartbeat is odd and there's a tightness around my heart" and leave it up to the doc to decide... If he asks "were you doing coke?" then admit it, but otherwise don't mention it. That's what I would do. Maybe not what you SHOULD do.

donre
05-21-2010, 07:40 AM
It's the beginning of an education revolution that has the ability to transform the lives of childre

giovanni_hotel
05-21-2010, 08:42 AM
An MD is the ONE stranger you can tell about your recreational drug habits and feel certain he's going to give you his best professional advice.

If your nose feels clogged after doing blow and you're experiencing chest pains, unless you want to be the next blow statistic, go see a DOCTOR!!!

The reason I had to cut back on powder back in the day is because whenever I was in my apartment and heard a siren coming down the street, I couldn't shake the feeling they were headed for my door!!
But I never had lingering chest pains or a blogged nasal passage.

dramm
05-21-2010, 12:47 PM
stop doing coke and see a doctor

Coroner
05-21-2010, 01:07 PM
Go see a doc or die. It´s that simple.

Btw, who´s on your avatar, dramm?

daltx_m
05-21-2010, 01:44 PM
do more coke - finish the job.

keepingitreal470
05-21-2010, 02:07 PM
Coke Kills!!! Period. Nuff said.

Richctdude
05-21-2010, 02:32 PM
go see a doctor now!!!!!! they dont care if you did drugs

Nicole Dupre
05-21-2010, 03:02 PM
Coke Kills!!! Period. Nuff said.
smdh

"Hey! I'm having a heart attack! Let me create a post on HungAngels before I drop to the floor and croak."

My guess is, the cause of death will be a lack of common sense. This is a porn forum, Einstein. Who requests medical advice from shemales and faceless cock bandits in the middle of "the big one"?

speedking59
05-24-2010, 01:02 AM
let me preface my remarks by stating that i have not had a drink or used any drugs in almost 20 years. a couple of years ago i changed my primary care physician. on my first visit to the new doc he sent his PA in to do a health history. all the standard questions about health, dietary, and exercise habits. the PA was entering my answers in a PDA of some kind. after the question about whether i had unprotected sex with other men he asked,"do you use recreational drugs of any sort?" i answered, "i never used drugs recreationally, i was serious."

the PA practically dropped his stylus and gave me a very strange look. of course, my reply led to a barrage of questions about substances used, means of ingesting them, and last time used.

Niccolo
05-24-2010, 01:37 AM
good answer, I'll have to remember that one

Niccolo
05-24-2010, 01:41 AM
Btw if you were having a stroke then you really ought to have done something about it right there and then. posting on a forum like this is probably the most unappropriate thing you could have done. hope you're okay.


If you think someone is having a stroke: Act FAST!

Facial weakness - can the person smile? Has their mouth or eye drooped?
Arm weakness - can the person raise both arms?
Speech problems - can the person speak clearly and understand what you say?
Time to call 999/911.

TsVanessa69
05-24-2010, 01:46 AM
Yea I mean coke is the stupidest drug out there.
I mean it has somebody suffering a stroke asking for help on a tranny sex forum, instead of getting real medical help, how stupid was that? Like Hung Angels really had angels going over to miraculusly make the pain and drug usage go away.
OMG

Nicole Dupre
05-24-2010, 02:17 AM
Now, if he had a burning sensation when he was urinating, he might've been on the right forum. lol

I do hope it was at least some good shit. There's nothing more embarrassing than going to the hospital on baby laxative. Personally, the only thing I wouldn't want them to know is that I pooped my thong and didn't even get a good buzz going. lol

Nicole Dupre
05-24-2010, 02:21 AM
... he asked,"do you use recreational drugs of any sort?" i answered, "i never used drugs recreationally, i was serious."

And remember, nobody likes a quitter. lol

Niccolo
05-24-2010, 03:01 AM
A T-shirt I saw once: "Rehab is for quitters."

hippifried
05-24-2010, 03:47 AM
I wouldn't worry too much about the nostril. A little saline mist will fix that. Use the other one for a while.

As for the other symptoms you described: It sounds more like congestive heart failure than a stroke. Seeing a doctor is your best bet. In the meantime, go down to your local grocery store or pharmacy & see if they have one of those do-it-yourself blood pressure testers. If it's high, you're going to have to make some decisions.

BlueEyed84
05-24-2010, 03:56 AM
smdh
my guess is, the cause of death will be a lack of common sense. This is a porn forum, einstein. Who requests medical advice from shemales and faceless cock bandits in the middle of "the big one"?

............lmao

BlueEyed84
05-24-2010, 03:58 AM
I'm pretty sure I would seek medical help regardless of criminal charges (which would probably only be a possession charge if anything).

"Oh, I'd rather die than pay a fine or some shit...."

Dipshit.

Blizzarazzi
05-24-2010, 04:03 AM
maybe just suffering from heartburn!

AlwaysAda
05-24-2010, 04:06 AM
If you have any cocaine left over may I have it please?

lmfao loves it!

donre
05-24-2010, 04:50 AM
I'm pretty sure I would seek medical help regardless of criminal charges (which would probably only be a possession charge if anything).

"Oh, I'd rather die than pay a fine or some shit...."

Dipshit.

You're obviously both dipshits. I have to say, though, BlueEyed, you take the cake in the dipshit dept. with that post.

BlueEyed84
05-24-2010, 04:55 AM
You're obviously both dipshits. I have to say, though, BlueEyed, you take the cake in the dipshit dept. with that post.


Yes. It's absolutely brilliant to sit on the computer at home high off coke thinking you're dying and asking a bunch of people you don't know on a pornography forum for medical advice. Smart thinking. Absolutely brilliant, really.

Yes. I'm a complete moron. Let me go cry now because you hurt my feelings so terribly. :rolleyes:

rockabilly
05-24-2010, 05:24 AM
Guys ... I think the OP is dead. Have they posted since asking?

Schimmel
05-24-2010, 05:31 AM
Don't know why everyone's bashing cocaine. bunch of fuckin racists. Cocaine doesn't kill people. Low tolerance kills people.

Nicole Dupre
05-24-2010, 05:35 AM
Don't know why everyone's bashing cocaine. bunch of fuckin racists. Cocaine doesn't kill people. Low tolerance kills people.

That's very true.

And many people die from terminal stupidity.

Schimmel
05-24-2010, 05:39 AM
The weak should not do cocaine. And they sure as hell should not drop acid.

BlueEyed84
05-24-2010, 05:44 AM
I have no problem with people doing whatever drugs they want to. And I have no problem with the herd being thinned by stupidity either.

Nicole Dupre
05-24-2010, 05:55 AM
Well, I dunno about that. I think it's just sad that people can be that clueless. Legal drugs are also potentially lethal. That's why when people get sick and die from eating McDonals, you have to wonder why the surgeon general doesn't put a warning label on a Big Mac. I think all drugs should be legalized, and come with warning labels. After that, you're on your own. But if your parents get you hooked on sugar and fatty foods, and just sit back watch you destroy your health, I think that's child abuse. That why lives get destroyed by drugs. People don't know what they're getting involved in until it's too late. Unfortunately tho', some people really don't have any common sense, and that's when being stupid can kill you.

donre
05-24-2010, 05:56 AM
I have no problem with people doing whatever drugs they want to. And I have no problem with the herd being thinned by stupidity either.

Hahahahaha. Then you shouldn't waste any more time and just off yourself right now, dude.

Crawler
05-24-2010, 05:58 AM
There is Dr-Patient confidentiality, its better to go to a Dr and tell them that you do recreational drugs this way they could be sure they don't prescribe something that would make matters worse for you. If you're that worried about what you are feeling go get help.

He writes down what you say. That can eventually make it to someone's eyes. Trust me. Never trust a doctor with personal information like that. Same with your attorney. You don't go and tell him you just robbed a bank. In fact, he's obligated to turn you in.

Make something up - the tests won't lie. If there's cardiac damage, it will be there.

donre
05-24-2010, 06:01 AM
He writes down what you say. That can eventually make it to someone's eyes. Trust me. Never trust a doctor with personal information like that. Same with your attorney. You don't go and tell him you just robbed a bank. In fact, he's obligated to turn you in.

Make something up - the tests won't lie. If there's cardiac damage, it will be there.

lol.

......

BlueEyed84
05-24-2010, 06:05 AM
Hahahahaha. Then you shouldn't waste any more time and just off yourself right now, dude.

LMAO

Still in the preteen train of thought when it comes to flaming someone on the internet, I see. Good job, buddy. Keep it up. I might actually become offended at something you say some day.

Schimmel
05-24-2010, 06:22 AM
Unfortunately tho', some people really don't have any common sense, and that's when being stupid can kill you.
Or personal accountability. A built-in victim complex is ingrained in practically every modern ADD mind of this generation, so there too is an ingredient to mix in to the recipe of stupidity. Drug abuse isn't the abuser's fault: it's society's and the bad economy's and the lack of self confidence's fault.. As for fat people, they are victims of harrowing circumstances that neither you nor I could ever fully understand.

Helvis2012
05-24-2010, 06:39 AM
Take a shower and properly clean out your nasal cavities and then try to relax.....there's a big mental element at work here, so try not to freak....you're mind is probably fucking with you.

Helvis2012
05-24-2010, 06:44 AM
Or personal accountability. A built-in victim complex is ingrained in practically every modern ADD mind of this generation, so there too is an ingredient to mix in to the recipe of stupidity. Drug abuse isn't the abuser's fault: it's society's and the bad economy's and the lack of self confidence's fault.. As for fat people, they are victims of harrowing circumstances that neither you nor I could ever fully understand.


Where should I start?!?!?! Almost seems wrong...incredible!

dramm
05-24-2010, 05:43 PM
Go see a doc or die. It´s that simple.

Btw, who´s on your avatar, dramm?

sorry for not answering back sooner. her name is Iga Wyrwal,

Coroner
05-24-2010, 05:47 PM
Thanks, dramm. What a hottie.

SarahG
05-24-2010, 08:49 PM
And I have no problem with the herd being thinned by stupidity either.

The problem is "stupidity" breeds faster.

BlueEyed84
05-24-2010, 10:53 PM
The problem is "stupidity" breeds faster.

Unfortunately.

rockabilly
05-24-2010, 11:10 PM
But on the bright side we can look forward to President Camacho.

BlueEyed84
05-25-2010, 12:22 AM
But on the bright side we can look forward to President Camacho.

LMAO

I can't wait to be able to go to Starbucks for a handjob lol.

mansamusa
06-03-2010, 07:08 AM
I'm alive bitchessss!!!!!!!! :shrug

P.S. Fuck the haters (you know who you are...) :fu: