What are the most tiresome questions youve been asked online [Archive] - HungAngels

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-07-2005, 09:27 PM

Ok this is the 2nd time I am posting a topic here on HA..Yay! So here goes..

What are the most tiresome questions youve been asked online..??

For me it would be:

1)"What are you looking for? "

My Answer: My Diamond Earrings..I think you swallowed it! LOL,

2)"Do I have to pay to meet you?"

My Answer: Umm..DUH? Can a girl walk into Victoria's Secret and not pay for stuffs thesedays? I DONT THINK SO. LOL..

3)"Would you ever consider meeting someone from your friends list. Not as a client for one of your sessions, but just as a woman who may be able to fulfill a fantasy of mine?"

My Answer: Hey, It's your FANTASY, Not Mine! So Fork it! Lmao..

4)"Do you have a webcam?"

My Answer: No sorry. No cam for you!! Lmao..

5)"Do you have pics?" (As IF he even had a single pic off his profile?!) LOL

My Answer: As if whats posted wasnt or never enough? Grrr LOL

6)"Is that an hour or no clock watching?" ..Grrr LOL

My Answer: Uhh..Sweety BDSM/Fetish sessions goes by half hour or an hour (As with most things). Is not a buffet you know! LOL.

What's yours? What rubs you off the wrong way or pushes your buttons?

~Kisses.

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BeardedOne

11-07-2005, 10:47 PM

Hi Hara! :)

I've seen those Q & A before somewhere...Oh! On your site. :wink:

Well, there is the age old "A/S/L" that usually lands in the first PM window. Before I knew what it was I used to think "And So Long"? What? They push off before even saying "Hello"?

Then there was the guy that asked me how big my breasts were. I replied "I'm male" and he said "Sorry dude". No biggie. Then he messaged me the next nite with the same question. I gave the same response. Again a few days later. Then again. It finally ceased to be amusing and I emailed the list of log files and told him to keep better notes on who/what he was trying to e-hump. :roll:

"What are you wearing?" is a classic.

"I'm naked and rubbing myself" (Oh? Then how are you managing to type so fast?) :P
Though...technically...That isn't really a question. :?:

"Got pics?" is common, but can sometimes be used to advantage if you're a pic addict. Someone once sent me a pic, claiming it was of them, but I recognized it from a shoot I had in my collection. I sent a different one back, from the same shoot, saying it was of me, and proclaimed "We're =TWINS!= I've always wanted to do myself!" They quickly logged off, so I never discovered what it would be like to meet me. :lol:

"Are you m or f?" Usually gets the response "Lemme check...OW!" :shock:

*Kiely_Marie*

11-07-2005, 10:52 PM

Lets see ...

How big are u?

Are u an escort?

Can u cum?

Do u get hard? ...

And some of the same questions as u Hara ... LoL!

slinky

11-07-2005, 11:11 PM

6)"Is that an hour or no clock watching?" ..Grrr LOL

Maybe you'll get less of this when all girls have 60 minute hours rather than 15 minute hours.

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-07-2005, 11:24 PM

6)"Is that an hour or no clock watching?" ..Grrr LOL

Maybe you'll get less of this when all girls have 60 minute hours rather than 15 minute hours.

LOL. I know Danny :D ..Its funny tho. Being that I do mostly BDSM/Fetishes..I didnt even know the gurls in NYC do a "15 minute" specials. LOL. I guess they are more wholesale than retail and quantity over quality..LOL. Tho I cant blame them as they got higher rent etc. :wink:

This reminds me of a pizza ad/jingle.."delivered to you in 15 minutes or less or your pizza is free". LOL

~Kisses.

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Ecstatic

11-08-2005, 02:57 AM

My fave:

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

Evol

11-08-2005, 03:10 AM

doesn't your necks hurt from these big fucking egos you guys carry around

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-08-2005, 03:18 AM

Hi Hara! :)
I've seen those Q & A before somewhere...Oh! On your site. :wink:

LOL. Yes BreadedOne :wink: . I thought Id migrate this unto here being HA has a wider audience. :)

My fave:

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

Thats a good one Ecstatic! :wink: That chain email I still get tho the places it came from varies from time to time. They are also now messaging people with that same crap at myspace. LOL.

~Kisses.

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brickcitybrother

11-08-2005, 03:30 AM

My favorite:

I have to pay by the hour?

What you're rather it was by the 3/4 of an hour?

BeardedOne

11-08-2005, 10:21 AM

That Nigerian oil scam hardcopy is now stopped at the border by the postal inspectors. A bonus: Most of the stamps are conterfeit. So now they have turned to counterfeiting postal money orders and emailing and asking people to cash them and transfer the funds back to Nigeria.

I like the one that claims:

"This is about fraud and to help combat fraud and prevent fraud."

How aboout "Would you like great sex tonight and every night?"

I always say "Sure, come on over!" but they never reply. :)

hwbs

11-08-2005, 11:23 AM

Q:can u get me a deal on yellowtail...?

a: u cheap fuck spend some money on some real wine and stop trying to save a whopping 50 cents a bottle...

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel

11-08-2005, 12:13 PM

I heard you have a big dick, can I see it on cam?

What Nationality are you?

Where do you work?

What do you do?

How old are you?

How tall are you?

Do you date white girls?

Do you date black girls?

Do you date latina girls?

How's that big dick doing today?

Johnny, what's your email address?

Can I pm you?

Are you going to Allanah's party tonight?

and the one I hate most OF ALL TIME...........

If 2 trannies are traveling on 2 similar trains both @ 80mph one from Cali the other from Texas, which one will make it to Maine 1st???

TomSelis

11-08-2005, 02:18 PM

and the one I hate most OF ALL TIME...........

If 2 trannies are traveling on 2 similar trains both @ 80mph one from Cali the other from Texas, which one will make it to Maine 1st???

That one always stumped me.

hwbs

11-08-2005, 02:45 PM

its on the test for amtrack....true story my friend teaches training classes for them ....lmfao :smoking

ezed

11-09-2005, 06:20 AM

My most tiresome question - "Do you think you're funny?"
Of course I do, why the hell else would I post such palaver!

Ezed

cheribaum

11-09-2005, 06:36 AM

1. Do you want to fuck me? (no)
2. Can I suck your dick? (if you must)
3. What pleases you? :roll:
4. Do you and your ts friends ever get together and mess around?
5. Will you fuck my wife/girlfriend?
6. Do you think I cant get any woman for free?

My favorite is when Im working in a city that I have never been to before and suddenly I start getting random IM's from people in that city pretending to have come across my my aol profile or some other random place, knowing damn well they saw my AD on EROS and they are jut trying to get a freebie, LIKE WE DONT SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT GUYS, FYI Or they send pics of themselves thinking I'll think they are so cute that Ill just surrender my services to give them a good time...

www.cheri-baum.com

Felicia Katt

11-09-2005, 06:45 AM

I'm not making this up. I have had at least 10 guys IM me and ask me my name.

FK

BlackAdder

11-09-2005, 07:55 AM

Hey so umm...whats your name cutie???

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-09-2005, 08:01 AM

How aboout "Would you like great sex tonight and every night?"

LOL. I hear ya BeardedOne..Thats a classic!

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-10-2005, 12:25 AM

My favorite is when Im working in a city that I have never been to before and suddenly I start getting random IM's from people in that city pretending to have come across my my aol profile or some other random place, knowing damn well they saw my AD on EROS and they are jut trying to get a freebie, LIKE WE DONT SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT GUYS, FYI Or they send pics of themselves thinking I'll think they are so cute that Ill just surrender my services to give them a good time...

LOL. Im not on Eros but I know what you mean gurl.. 8)

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On the side note..Similar to cheribaum's experiences:

I had to share this one I got from some guy online (from another site) earlier today. He goes:

Hay I hope you like what you see and read. I'm a first timer to this kind of thing so I hope you can show me the good side. You are beautiful I just had to tell you that. I Hope you get back to me, it would be nice.

Then I sent out my usual standard reply:

Thanks for replying to me. I do meet for massage and fetish session$. If interested, Please email me at Blah blah blah..

He Later replied back and said:

Sweetheart, when you say you meet for "fetish session$" and put the $ What do you mean by that?

So I replied and said:

Well did you even read my profile and what it says on there or not? If I have to go explain it all over again with you like your 12..then Its best that you find other trannies to play with.

A minute later he sent me this:

Sorry if I was an ass, but I realy what to try smoething new and like you look. Let me know what I have to do??

LOL *Rolls eyes* As If I didnt already given him where or how to get intouch with me? Lmao

~Kisses.

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BeardedOne

11-10-2005, 01:18 AM

LOL *Rolls eyes* As If I didnt already given him where or how to get intouch with me? Lmao

Sometimes you can play with this kind, if you're =really= bored. I've worked in customer service on and off for many years and have run across the occasional maroon that is either so smart they are trying to wear you down and get a deal or so dumbth that they honestly believe they are human.

I watched as one of our people answered the same question, with the same answer, almost twenty times before she got tired and hung up the phone. When I showed her the tally I had kept (I started counting the third time I heard the same answer), she almost fainted. I guess she had gotten into a sort of mantra-like state and didn't realize she was going on and on. A few minutes later, the same maroon caught me with the same question and as soon as I sussed who it was I threw the phone down the counter and said "It's for you!" :twisted:

The question that sounds so stoopid but really isn't: "How much is a thirty-seven cent stamp?" :roll:

Felicia Katt

11-10-2005, 09:06 AM

Hey so umm...whats your name cutie???

ummm guess?? LOL

(thats my standard reply. Usually they guess right. I had one guy actually ask me to give him a hint!!) LOL

FK

hwbs

11-10-2005, 09:36 AM

ummmm u really got a penal implant.....can u still get your money back,lmao :shock:

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-10-2005, 09:10 PM

Hey so umm...whats your name cutie???

ummm guess?? LOL

(thats my standard reply. Usually they guess right. I had one guy actually ask me to give him a hint!!) LOL

FK

:lol: lol

~Kisses.

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tsntx

11-10-2005, 09:18 PM

1. how much?
2. how bigs your cock?
3. are you really a ts?
4. what does "booking" mean if youre not an escort?
5. how much?
6. id love to hook up w/ you is it a prob if we do it when my wife is outta town?
7. wow id love to date you and take you out on the town and show you that i could be a great spose for you someday... how much would a night like that run me?
8. oh ive seen ur pic on ______.... do you remember me? the answer is no b/c those r stolen pics... *side note im not referring to smy.com

... you get the idea

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-11-2005, 02:10 AM

1. how much?
2. how bigs your cock?

:lol: 1 and 2 are most asked Q's. LOL

3. are you really a ts?

LOL. And I reply with..Hmm..Lemme check again! Yep its still a penis down there..Lmao

4. what does "booking" mean if youre not an escort?

:roll: Same as booking seats/table say at a restaurant? LOL.

5. how much?

If one had to ask, then he couldnt afford you. Haha.. :lol:

6. id love to hook up w/ you is it a prob if we do it when my wife is outta town?

I say book wife at a local spa for an hour or two. :lol:

7. wow id love to date you and take you out on the town and show you that i could be a great spose for you someday... how much would a night like that run me?

LMFAO!!

8. oh ive seen ur pic on ______.... do you remember me? the answer is no b/c those r stolen pics... *side note im not referring to smy.com

... you get the idea

Nope..As if he's the only guy who IMed you. LOL

Hey Jen (tsntx)..Thanks for sharing yours gurlie! :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

tsntx

11-11-2005, 02:26 AM

thnx it was my pleasure

while writing this i got a msg from a guy that im talking to about dating and he said " u know jen you must be a fantasy for so many men..." i said " not by choice, i just want to be one mans reality...'' and then i cut my wrists and died...

slinky

11-11-2005, 02:28 AM

4. what does "booking" mean if youre not an escort?

OK, so I'm stupid.

What does booking mean if you're not an escort?

tsntx

11-11-2005, 02:30 AM

it means i can be hired for but not limited to... makeup artist/ hair stylist/ impersonator/ spokesperson/ model/ entertainer .... just b/c all the ts's YALL know are escorts doesnt mean ALL ts are escorts

Nch22now

11-11-2005, 04:23 AM

Most annoying?

A S L

tsntx

11-11-2005, 07:05 AM

lmao how did i not think of this b4???

do t-girls sit or stand when they pee?

rc206

11-11-2005, 12:16 PM

THAT'S BECAUSE U LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ARAB SAND MONKEY W/ A WIG! LOL!

Tom_Brady

11-11-2005, 02:07 PM

THAT'S BECAUSE U LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ARAB SAND MONKEY W/ A WIG! LOL!

I think Arianna is quite cute. I like her 8)

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-11-2005, 08:11 PM

lmao how did i not think of this b4???

do t-girls sit or stand when they pee?

LOL Hey Jen, And how about.."How do you cum/orgasm?" silly question? LOL. :lol: I get that too alot.

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-11-2005, 10:07 PM

I like Arianna too. She is a cool gurl. You go gurl! ;)..Looks like we got a new pair of HA lovebirds in the making! Sweet! :)

Best of luck to you two!

~Kisses.

HTG

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-12-2005, 10:35 PM

LOL.

Starman

11-13-2005, 10:39 PM

What questions would you like to hear?

MacShreach

11-13-2005, 10:54 PM

What questions would you like to hear?

That's probably in for a coconut.

Starman

11-13-2005, 11:03 PM

Probably.

Ecstatic

11-13-2005, 11:54 PM

What questions would you like to hear?
Do you prefer Prada or Gucci? ;)

Starman

11-13-2005, 11:55 PM

Both

BeardedOne

11-13-2005, 11:57 PM

What questions would you like to hear?
Do you prefer Prada or Gucci? ;)

Can't say that I've met either one. Do they vizzit Philadelphia often?

Ecstatic

11-14-2005, 12:00 AM

Yeah, but their reviews are inconsistent.

Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-15-2005, 05:59 AM

LOL@Yeah, but their reviews are inconsistent. ;)

I thought were talking about brands. Are those tranny names now too? Lmao.

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl

11-15-2005, 06:43 AM

5. "Do you have any TS girl friend's you can set me up with?"

6. "Where is a good place to meet Tgirls?"

LOL. Thats so annoying too to be asked all the time. Like youre tranny help desk or something. :lol:

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl

07-04-2006, 11:45 PM

Here's another tiring question:

Ive never been with a transexual before. I dont care for dicks. But can I see it?

LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

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BeardedOne

07-05-2006, 04:30 AM

Here's another tiring question:

Ive never been with a transexual before. I dont care for dicks. But can I see it?

LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

"I'm not gay...can I suck your dick?" :lol:

No...Really. :wink:

Hara_Juku Tgirl

07-05-2006, 12:32 PM

"I'm not gay...can I suck your dick?" :lol:

No...Really. :wink:

ROFL! :lol:

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl

02-13-2007, 04:59 AM

MonsieurValentine

02-13-2007, 05:32 AM

Just the tip?

MrsKellyPierce

02-13-2007, 05:35 AM

"what do you do for fun"!! I hate it

MonsieurValentine

02-13-2007, 05:39 AM

"what do you do for fun"!! I hate it

what do you do for fun?

MonsieurValentine

02-13-2007, 05:41 AM

Hara_Juku Tgirl

02-13-2007, 05:46 AM

LOL..Just got this IM tonight from some guy online asking me if Im "real". :lol: I just politely replied..Yeah, so come on over and let me slap you..then youll wake up and know Im REAL! Lmao :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

off the record... i work with the hara juku footwear line.

AWESOME! Is it retail or wholesale..LOL Sorry I had to ask, cos by me they mostly have wholesale. LOL But send me a catalog please.. :P

~Kisses.

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MonsieurValentine

02-13-2007, 05:36 PM

Hara_Juku Tgirl

02-13-2007, 11:04 PM

Thats kewl. Let me know a month in advance then when the new line is coming out MonsieurValentine. Id like to check them out. :)

~Kisses.

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Aragon21

04-02-2007, 08:41 PM

"Please fill out this survey for your free gift." As if it is "free". :roll:

"Can I get a pic?" Hello, no camera. Told you. Stop asking.

"What are you looking for?" I only posted it a dozen times. :banghead

"Did you eat your poop today?" :lol:

"Are you for real?" Yes, regardless of what your pyschiatrist says. I am real, you are under constant surveillence, the cameras are hidden in the middle star of Orion's Belt, I am indeed slowly taking over your life, and your psychiatrist is trying convince you all this is not true because we have already taken control of him. :wink:

peggygee

04-02-2007, 08:51 PM

I think because I am so forth-right and really spell things out to
folks, I tend to not get a lot of asinine questions.

Though people may have some questions in reference to my post op
status. Sometimes they will need a little clarification as to that.

For the really stupid people I tell them I have a innie instead of an outie.

:roll: