Teh Why game

[zoobleg]

Simply pose a mind boggling question.

If anyone wants to answer, feel free. But most of the fun is just in the asking.

Example:

"Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?"

see? easy.

here goes:
If Barbies soo popular,why do you have to buy her friends?

[lovesall]

Why is a "bra" singular and "panties" are plural?

[zoobleg]

To trick women to buy more

Why is coke better than Pepsi?

[Willie Escalade]

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

[gotchagood]

Why do people tell their children no running in the house, then tell them to run upstairs to get them something?

[lovesall]

Why does your nose "run" and your feet "smell"?

[zoobleg]

Why is the sky blue?

[lovesall]

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

[Willie Escalade]

From Beavis: Why is it called "taking a dump" instead of "leaving a dump"? After all, you're not actually taking it anywhere...

[zoobleg]

Why is fattening food soooo good?

[rockabilly]

Why are we here? Are we just a product of evolution or were we created by a higher power ? Is there free will or are we just programed by our dna ?

We're rats in a maze and the cheese is a lie.

*sorry just upset tonight*

[zoobleg]

Why is the cake a lie?
(I love Portal)

[Willie Escalade]

How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

[Willie Escalade]

A whole lot more!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why do people pull over and stop for a funeral, but speed up to cut off an ambulence or a firetruck?

Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?

Why do they call then express lanes when during rush hour everything is stopped?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

[lovesall]

why do they put pictures of criminals on the Post Office?? what are we supposed to do write to these people?!? why dont the put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are delivering the mail??

[gotchagood]

If Wonder Woman's jet was "invisible" then how could she find it??

[Willie Escalade]

why do they put pictures of criminals on the Post Office?? what are we supposed to do write to these people?!? why dont the put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are delivering the mail??
Now THAT'S good!

[zoobleg]

Why if you have a birthday it has to be a cake?

[zoobleg]

Why ban guns? Just ban bullets...

[flabbybody]

why do sleeping pills contain the warning MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS ?

[BellaBellucci]

why do sleeping pills contain the warning MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS ?

Why do you insist on using my boyfriend's pic for your avatar? He's mine, dammit! ;)

~BB~

[zoobleg]

Why is bigger better?lol

[zoobleg]

Why does free always come with a price?

[Jericho]

Why do people write Loose when they mean lose?

[zoobleg]

Why can't we drink sea water?

[lovesall]

Why is the Lone Ranger called "Lone" if he always has his indian friend named Tonto with him?

[zoobleg]

Why are samples better than the initial product???