Don't piss me off................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Welcome to the new forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just a word to the wise: in regards to the mods. Each one of us has agreed on the following:

Don't piss us off!

We know who you are under alts, keep it professional and you won't have problems. Get out of sorts and you'll find yourself out in the hallway.

There won't be any new mods, so don't ask.
JWBL

[Nicole Dupre]

OMG. I didn't think the day would come.

But very nice. :)

[hippifried]

Don't get your sporran in a wad, laddie.
I can't even fit my dick into the bottle.
Besides, being Scotch & all, you're probably pissing yourself off enough on the links anyway.

[NYBURBS]

There won't be any new mods, so don't ask.
JWBL

So are there going to be any new mods?

I kid... I kid

[alpha2117]

They always say you'll be safe around spiders if you dont piss them off but who knows waht pisses those things off?

[thx1138]

It looks like members' post count will revert to what it was on Jan. 4, 2010. If true that pisses ME off.

[thx1138]

No new mods? I can think of a few members here who will sorely disappointed. They know who they are.

[Jericho]

Just so we know, what new super powers d'ya have?

[hwbs]

we have a lot and we all have them on our team =)

[Nicole Dupre]

There are some who say the mods can bring dead batteries in sex toys back to life by simply looking at them. Others claim they can levitate.

[Nicole Dupre]

It looks like members' post count will revert to what it was on Jan. 4, 2010. If true that pisses ME off.


That's the interesting thing. No one gives a shit.

[Jericho]

There are some who say the mods can bring dead batteries in sex toys back to life by simply looking at them. Others claim they can levitate.

But we just call them...The Stig!
(Hah, the spams'll be scratching their 'eads over that one!)

[hwbs]

people promoting need to really notice that section towards the bottom...we created your own little section on ha !!!!!! spam away haha

[thx1138]

@ MODS: pls warn ND about her violation of rule#6: Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. I consider: "No one gives a shit." Verbal abuse.

[thx1138]

ND has been placed on my ignore list.

[rockabilly]

But we just call them...The Stig!
(Hah, the spams'll be scratching their 'eads over that one!)

Well played Jericho. lol

[Jericho]

I consider: "No one gives a shit." Verbal abuse.

Wouldn't that be more like verbal neglect? :confused:

[ALYSINCLAIRxxx]

Congrats on getting the new site up! Cheers!

XxX

[flabbybody]

ND has been placed on my ignore list.

problem solved

[rockabilly]

Their comments still show up if they've been quoted.

Other than that , they no longer exist.

It's Ostrich philosophy , if i don't see you then you don't exist.

[BLKGSXR]

dude NYCE said the bugs arent fully worked out...He just wanted to put the new site out there "be more observant"

[rockabilly]

I don't think that's a bug .

The ignore feature on other forums is the same way.

[BLKGSXR]

Rock yer an idiot Smh...I said Bugs not referring just to that but to all...

[rockabilly]

Rock yer an idiot Smh...I said Bugs not referring just to that but to all...

Duh , Use Raid it kills bugs dead. lol

[buckjohnson]

Nice change. However, I have a rule at my job. Every year they ask me to sign some sort of waiver other employment crap that allows them to fire me if I view porn at work, bring a firearm to the job, etc... I always refuse to sign these forms, because why would I sign a form allowing for my employer to fire me (for actions that I should bet fired for anyway) It is like those forms that say for most employment disagreements you agree to some sort of so-called impartial arbitration rather than going to court. I refuse to give up my constitutional right to seek redress in a forum of my choice, rather than the forum of my employers choice. I also refuse to sign these waiver forms. So I was taken aback a little when I found out I had to agree to some quite frankly rather arbitrary/subjective and unique rules in order to post to this porn site, as well as the mulitiple warnings in these rules of certain actions requiring automatic banishment and other dire conseqances if these rules are not followed. I was suprised that garnishment was not mentioned as an option when not following the rules. I think the new/old rules are a bit dramatic, infringes on the free flow of communication that drives these kinds of forums, serious inhibites ind. personalities and creativitiy, and are a bit of an overreach. Since I am just a casual observer and participant, I am sure there are insider reasons for these rules. I am not a professional poster, and this is the only porn site I post to. I only post to the New York papers sites, my local paper, and 3 or 4 news/op sites. And two sports sites. So I am not an expert on site management and admin responsibilties. I guess what I am saying is this. I do not like the new rules and frankly am offended by them. I am 3x7(+), don't like being talked to like I am a child, and feel that a site should feel welcoming and not make me fell like I am entering a zone of repression. I have met some wonderful people on this site, one who I will love forever, and feel your new rules are like something that I would tell one of my wayward relatives who are all the time moving in with me, not a guest that I would want to see.

[hwbs]

We are just taking control back of our site...we are very leniant on what u can and can't say....we want everyone to enjoy the new ha but it is also a kind of are u with us or against us.....

[Jericho]

I guess what I am saying is this. I do not like the new rules and frankly am offended by them. I am 3x7(+), don't like being talked to like I am a child, and feel that a site should feel welcoming and not make me fell like I am entering a zone of repression.

That assumes you have a right to be here and freedom of speech.

Not just this one, most internet forums are like a private club where like minded individuals gather.
You can occasionally get away with getting up and shitting on the bar but, eventually, the owners are going to get fukked off and throw you out.

[buckjohnson]

Jericho..I understand your point. Like my girl always tells me though, I may be right, my presentation is f/up.

It is the presentation, not the information, that I object to. It is like when I walk into a store and security starts following me around. like I came in there to steal. The rules presents a case that it that the mods assume the all the potential consumers are assholes, nutcases, stalkers, child predators, cheaters, liars, crooks, beasts, cockhounds, bitches, tricks and wannabe tricks, etc...

I like the assumption that buck here is just an avg cat just wanting to hang around some cool smart socially aware and trained cat. Like the jazz club I hang out every tues/thur. Same guys, nice folks, and when I walk in, no sign having disclaimers on what I can do or say. Because the assumption is..that I am not any of the above.

[rockabilly]

A little common sense goes a long way.

[Nicole Dupre]

OMG. Get over yourself and your "presentation" standards. JFC, how long have you been here? Since last summer? Maybe you simply don't get the JWBL "presentation". So keep your panties on.

Btw my webmaster and I kinda think you were a total jerkoff for dissing my site before it was even launched. Where was your presentation then? Hmmmm? :rolleyes:

[Remy757Photog]

Hi o/ just stopping in to say hello on the new board.

[hwbs]

I am not a cool cat...I would more or less call myself an asshole...but an asshole nome the less that has been here since page one....don't need to get all up in arms....join a bunch of forums closer to ha and see what its like to be censored....I have never asked anyone to be banned out of selfish reasons....but I am over these train wrecks...funny thing if u brought these same people in the same room face to face they would do absolutely nothing...its all about attention....its not just my site but everyones....I would not change the honor of being mods with the other 3 guys on here for the world.....we have nothing to sell u or promote...it is just our little home on the web...like it or not !!!!

[scubaman]

There won't be any new mods, so don't ask.
JWBL

You mean Flabby lied to me when he told me I was going to be a mod?

[buckjohnson]

OMG. Get over yourself and your "presentation" standards. JFC, how long have you been here? Since last summer? Maybe you simply don't get the JWBL "presentation". So keep your panties on.

Btw my webmaster and I kinda think you were a total jerkoff for dissing my site before it was even launched. Where was your presentation then? Hmmmm? :rolleyes:

How did I diss your site "presentation". I think I dis the content. Also I did it as a review, nota personal dig, so if it came off that way, i apologize. I respect artists and perfomers who display all for the public. I have neither the talent or the courage to do that.

Besides, Barcardi 151 rum is a hell of a thing.

I do not wear panties. As a matter of fact, I am not a fan of panties.

[TheGuard]

At first I read this as "don't piss on me..." and I thought, well that's certainly reasonable, and quite easy to do since I generally use a toilet.

[Nicole Dupre]

@ Buck

What did you review? My site wasn't even online at that point. lol

[Schimmel]

Like the jazz club I hang out every tues/thur. Same guys, nice folks, and when I walk in

When you walk in to the place, they all smirk to each other and try not to giggle. They all think, "Oh God here comes the "big-boned" nut job." And then when you FINALLY leave they all cheer and break into song and dance, buying each other many pitchers of drinks and cheer, "He's gone, thank God he's gone!! It's a Celebration!!!"

[buckjohnson]

Schimmel...you are a idoit.