It's time.........Ya Momma Jokes

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Post your best..............................
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I'll start

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

[Legend]

Yo momma is so racist she thought kobe bryant was a rapist(oh wait he is)!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

HA
he was cleared muhfucka

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

[Kiely_Marie]

This is odd, That u made this topic b/c my friend just sent me some yo momma jokes LoL!

you're mama so stupid
* She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* She sent me a fax with stamp on it.

* She tried to drown a fish.

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

* She studied for a blood test.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.

* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.

*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home.

[Legend]

HA
he was cleared muhfucka

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


I know man i was joking!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

so was I
lol

[NickTheQuick]

Here's a few I enjoy.......

Yo mama's so fat, she only needs one drop of water to fill the bath tub up.

Yo mama is so fat, every time she tries to get out of bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.

Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more.

Yo mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

[sjamaica]

yo mama so stupid, she spent an hour in the dairy aisle, cause the carton said " Concentrate"!

[sjamaica]

yo mama so stupid, she put a stamp on the screen , cause she wanted to send an e-mail!

[LG]

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, she needs a road map to find her ass.

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and when I said Y she said "Cause I want to know".

Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

[brickcitybrother]

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

[tsluver247]

Yo mama is so bald, that I can see what is on her mind.
Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a turtle necshe looks like a busted condom.
Yo mama is like a TV, a two year old can turn her on.
Yo mama is like a toilet, short, fat and full of shit.
Yo mama is like a bowling ball, I fingered her three times, threw her down the gutter, and the bitch came back for more.
Yo mama is like a hotgun, one cock and she blows.
Yo mama is so fat, that her clothes has sketch marks.
Yo mama is so fat, that you have to roll her in flour to find her wet spot.
Yo mama is so fat, that you have to take two buses and a train to get on her good side.

[beatmaker]

1)Your moms is so big when she wears a fur coat, she looks like a gorilla.

2)Your moms head is so big, when she wears a
do-rag, she looks like Darth Vader.

3)Your moms house is so stink, Jesus is hanging on the wall holding his nose.

[castabyss]

Yo mama is like a doorknob........everybody gets a turn.....

CA