The official Tiger Woods got caught (and played) thread.....

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Ok so I walk in the door, turn on the tv and the news has Tiger on voicemail asking some plastic surged bitch to edit some shit.

While it was wrong for him to cheat on his (fione ass) wife I also think it was grimey of the chick (cocktail waitress) he was porking on the side to give that recording to the media for money. I mean, dude is one of the highest paid sports figures ever............. she played herself for how many thousand???

SMH

your thoughts?

[p.s. dumb ass replies will be deleted "aka "what does this have to do with a tranny forum?!?"]

-JWBL

[Ben]

Who cares....

[laoda8]

I honestly couldn't follow the OP.

[Intrepid]

She's dumb ass trash.

He's a fool.

What the hell was he thinking? He wasn't.

[Caff_Racer]

Hopefully they'll both end up in prison for a while: him for having committed adultery (that's a criminal offence in the US, isn't it?) and his wife for - at least - attempted assault with a deadly weapon.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

for the mentally retarded that can't understand a post


Woods says he let his family down


THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. (AP) — Tiger Woods said he let his family down with "transgressions" he regrets "with all of my heart," and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.

His statement Wednesday follows a cover story in Us Weekly magazine that reports a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month affair with the world's No. 1 golfer.

"I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves," Woods said on his Web site. "I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."

Woods did not offer details of any alleged relationship.

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart," he said.

"I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves," Woods said. "For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."

The cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters - two months before Woods' wife, Elin, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.

About three hours before Woods' statement, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail - provided by Grubbs - that Woods left on her phone on Nov. 24, three days before his middle-of-the-night car crash outside his home in Florida.

Woods has been subjected to more media headlines during the last week than when he first won the Masters in 1997 and set off the first wave of Tigermania. He has spoken only three times through his Web site, although this was his longest posting.

"Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means," Woods said. "For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives."

And he continued to say accounts that physical violence played a role in his Friday morning car crash were "utterly false and malicious."

"Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect," he wrote.

His statement came one day after the Florida Highway Patrol closed its investigation into the accident - without Woods ever speaking to state troopers. He was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record.

The story soon shifted from a patrol investigation to sordid allegations into his personal life.

In the voicemail released by the magazine, a man says to Grubbs:

"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."

The Associated Press could not confirm Woods was the caller.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Hopefully they'll both end up in prison for a while: him for having committed adultery (that's a criminal offence in the US, isn't it?) and his wife for - at least - attempted assault with a deadly weapon.

dude if adultery was a criminal offense in the states 90% of these trannies on this very forum wouldn't be able to make a living, and the government would be run mainly by women..................

AND

Tiger wasn't thinking, I totally agree, there's chicks I'm in chat with right now saying they never would have opened their mouths.

[rockabilly]

She saved all the text messages? Damn.

[Caff_Racer]

The secret is to delete texts before reading them... clever, that... :oops: :lol:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

She saved all the text messages? Damn.

exactly

[sugdaddie69]

She saved all the text messages? Damn.

Thats what they do..whether its a cum stained dress..ie:monica...or text..when its time to go after the monies..they have the proof.That said-what a dumb little cunt she turned out to be.The man is worth a billion ..more than tmz or any other rag could pay her.
Its amazing all the self-rightous people..on a Tranny Forrum..dick out closet mastrubators who always feel some one needs to be locked up for this or that.Most men are as loyal as their options....stop hating cause you ain't got none.

[flabbybody]

are we all secretly delighted with the fact that Tiger isn't the perfect person we once thought ?
and why are high profile guys so dumb when they're cheating on their wives?

[shemale-411]

It amazes me how someone worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and not just Tiger, insert any of the others, Trump, Kobe, etc would rather cat around with some dumb bimbo than hire a true professional. It's a combination of wanting to feel like they "conquered" her, and being too cheap. There are some incredible high end escorts that would keep that shit quiet, and honor the arrangement. But naw, lets have some dumb chic from a reality show, some Marla Maples, some chic from a hotel front desk, who in the long run is gonna cost you up to half your net worth.

[flabbybody]

it didn't work for Eliot Spitzer

[johnb]

third eye blind

[shemale-411]

it didn't work for Eliot Spitzer

If you would recall, Eliot Spitzer got caught as part of a larger criminal investigation. He wasnt "outed" by the professionals he was seeing.

[blacktgirls]

It amazes me how someone worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and not just Tiger, insert any of the others, Trump, Kobe, etc would rather cat around with some dumb bimbo than hire a true professional. It's a combination of wanting to feel like they "conquered" her, and being too cheap. There are some incredible high end escorts that would keep that shit quiet, and honor the arrangement. But naw, lets have some dumb chic from a reality show, some Marla Maples, some chic from a hotel front desk, who in the long run is gonna cost you up to half your net worth. you can always TRUST a transsexual prostitute to be discreet :lol:

[ozTSlover]

Tiger certainly Looks like he's in trouble

[shemale-411]

It amazes me how someone worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and not just Tiger, insert any of the others, Trump, Kobe, etc would rather cat around with some dumb bimbo than hire a true professional. It's a combination of wanting to feel like they "conquered" her, and being too cheap. There are some incredible high end escorts that would keep that shit quiet, and honor the arrangement. But naw, lets have some dumb chic from a reality show, some Marla Maples, some chic from a hotel front desk, who in the long run is gonna cost you up to half your net worth. you can always TRUST a transsexual prostitute to be discreet :lol:

What part of high end escort did you miss, (and Ne-Yo for all his success is no whwere near the hundreds of millions I was talking about)? I've done web design for a few, and known a few others. They didn't get where they are overnight, and they know they'll make more by being discreet for someone with money like these guys, than the $100,000 Tiger's chic got payed by US magazine.

I'm talking about the Jennifer Paris' and Sexy Shana's of this world, or the Classy Angel's in the straight. You have amassed hundreds of millions of dollars, and you want to have an affair, so you chose a waitress? You get what you pay for in this world. You go cheap, run around with some bimbo that is impressed with all you've got, save yourself a few bucks in the beginning, cost yourself a 2 million dollar apology diamond ring in the end.

At that level of what he has to lose, it doesnt make much sense.

[icarus2112]

Just how much did Kobe spend for that "Im sorry" rock he got his wife? Im guessing Tiger has to spend at least twice as much.

[gr4phic4rtist08]

Classic example of "show me any fine ass girl in the room and I'll show you the guy tired of fucking her"

[Hondarobotic]

I think it's almost a right of passage now for celebrities to get busted having an affair, and all things considered this will probably not disrupt Tiger at all. I can't believe he didn't have a secret phone, which seems to indicate that he subliminally wanted to get caught.

The car accident played out well, almost a soap opera type melodrama. Women will view his wife as a tough cookie for breaking his window, obviously us guys understand his reasons for trying to flee the fuck out of dodge for awhile, and I'm willing to bet one of his favorite golf clubs is now ruined. The couple remained loyal in silence, and seem to be trying work things out on the down low.

It's almost a parable for modern relationships. I think his golf game will actually improve now that it's out in the open, assuming his wife doesn't divorce him. At any rate, I bet that golf club would sell for a nice piece of change on Ebay right now. It would be funny as hell if Hillary bought it for Bill this Christmas.

:lol:

[Azanti]

I really don't have a view on people's domestics be they famous or otherwise.

[lisaparadise]

I really don't have a view on people's domestics be they famous or otherwise. i was waiting for this thread to surface lol Tiger is without a doubt the greatest golfer ever but hes also just a man who has the world on a string do we or should we really care if he has affairs?i sure as hell dont but im in the profession where 90 per cent of my clientel are married men so to me its no big deal but the fact that his nutjob swedish wife chased him with a 3 iron kinda scares the hell outta me as it did him im sure.if you thought Tiger couldnt get more famous think again lol.he proves hes human as for jasper parnavick the swedish suckass wannabee golfer all i gotta say to you is suck my ass bitch your carreer is over in the PGA

[Coroner]

Shocking news: golf isn´t a form of sport.

[lisaparadise]

Shocking news: golf isn´t a form of sport. Golf is the only sport where your only playing against yourself,anybody who golfs 3 or 4 times a week like i do knows its the best thing to do in life period.

[rockabilly]

Try bowling. :)

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Lisa if you think his career in the PGA is over because he got caught cheating is going to happen you are mistaken......

Kobe has proven you can get away with ALOT worse and make a comeback more glorious than your initial arrival...........

If I was a pro golfer I would be nervous to play against Tiger in a few months, he'll have alot of anger to release........

[rockabilly]

It might affect a couple of endorsements , or he may get new deals out of it. :shrug:

[peggygee]

I knew from jumpstreet what was going on when the story first broke.

He and his people did a piss-poor job of damage control in my opinion.

:?

[Hondarobotic]

Shocking news: golf isn´t a form of sport. Golf is the only sport where your only playing against yourself,anybody who golfs 3 or 4 times a week like i do knows its the best thing to do in life period.

You play golf? That's cool. You should check out www.wgt.com. It's virtual online PC golf, and it's really well constructed. There's only two courses you can play a full 18 hole game on at the moment, but it's still in beta. I play nearly every day, and Bethpage Black is just waiting to kick my ass again tomorrow.

I'm still waiting for Aly to join, and I told Emily about it, but she goes mental if you don't play Warhammer Online with her, so I gave up.

:lol:

[gr4phic4rtist08]

Damage control for what...he doesn't owe anyone an apology he can do whatever the fuck he wants. The only person he needs to attempt to apologize to is his wife. It's a fucking joke this actually got media attention. I'd like to see the news coverage half you trolls would get when your wife's find you jacking off in the basement with your hard drives full of shemale porn. That would be funny to watch.

[CaptainGeech]

People are calling her stupid for getting the $100,000 from the magazine. But as the Letterman situation has recently shown blackmailing someone for more money will most likely lead you to prison with no payday at all.

As for people talking about Tiger being a saint and perfect in the past.... I guess I've been watching a different person. He has always seemed like a spoiled, preppy, elitist, prick to me. Best golfer ever = probably. Complete horses ass = definitely. He was lucky that the women were just greedy whores. He could have ended up dead like Steve McNair or accused of rape like Kobe.

[Silcc69]

His wife looks mediocre IMO. And everytime a black athlete is married to a white girl or cheats with a white girl it always ends up blowing up in the media. Shaq has gotten Gilbert Arenas fiance pregnant which is far worse than what Tiger has done yet his story is the big story.

[Willie Escalade]

I though eh, so what? Forget Eldrick.

[EyeCumInPiece]

hes a fuckin goof. but i cant blame the guy. a man is only as faithful as his options.

[BrendaQG]

There is a chance anyone will cheat. Say 1/10,000 chance. If that person has hundreds of millions of dollars, and is physically at least a little attractive they could have 100,000 willing partners. It's basically inevitable that they are going to cheat.

Marriage vows are sacred, and nice, but people need to be realistic and analytical about this kind of thing.

[sugdaddie69]

His wife looks mediocre IMO. And everytime a black athlete is married to a white girl or cheats with a white girl it always ends up blowing up in the media. Shaq has gotten Gilbert Arenas fiance pregnant which is far worse than what Tiger has done yet his story is the big story.

Gilbert should be glad Shaq exposed the hoe

[transmaven]

The mistake Woods made was *to get married.* Why would he risk his assets in this insane manner? What a fool.

When this utterly mediocre lantern-jawed club-wielding bitch files -- and she will -- she'll take this goofballs' money and his kids.

Dumb stuff...

[phobun]

it didn't work for Eliot Spitzer

If you would recall, Eliot Spitzer got caught as part of a larger criminal investigation. He wasnt "outed" by the professionals he was seeing.

In the end, the call-girl who endured Spitzer's neck throttling fantasies was no more professional than any of Tiger's whores. After Spitzer got busted, she was in the media spotlight spilling the juicy beans about him almost immediately. These so-called "professionals" can only be relied upon for discreetness until the next better offer is presented to them, and most famous guys can't compete with the resources of any media organization with a boner for dirt.

[phobun]

are we all secretly delighted with the fact that Tiger isn't the perfect person we once thought ?
and why are high profile guys so dumb when they're cheating on their wives?

People hate hypocrisy, and he was running off the virtuous reputation Oprah cemented for him years ago, even as he was tasting other pussies behind his pregnant wife's back.

My prediction is that he'll go on Oprah and grovel, then Oprah will berate him in front of the audience and he'll take his licks, then he will have achieved redemption. If he doesn't stop the bleeding soon and get redeemed, he is going to slowly lose sponsors.

[phobun]

Lisa if you think his career in the PGA is over because he got caught cheating is going to happen you are mistaken......

Kobe has proven you can get away with ALOT worse and make a comeback more glorious than your initial arrival...........

I don't know. Kobe's fan base is a little different than Tiger's.

Tiger is popular partly because he's Mr. "Caublinasian" who was made popular with the middle class white ladies who watch Oprah. Most of those women don't watch golf and don't really care about his game, but will consider him a credible spokesman for any product he endorses, whether Gatorade, video games, sports gear and jogging shoes, cars, cereal, credit cards or whatever. And those women by-and-large make all the buying decisions for their families.

Kobe has not achieved that level of commercial success.

[Nicole Dupre]

People hate hypocrisy...

"Physician, heal thyself. Or, in your case, stop being a sanctimonious virgin and try actually getting laid for once in your miserable life.

P.S. You suck dick, but only in your dreams.

[phobun]

People hate hypocrisy...

"Physician, heal thyself. Or, in your case, stop being a sanctimonious virgin and try actually getting laid for once in your miserable life.

P.S. You suck dick, but only in your dreams.
Don't ruin a perfectly good thread with your hate.

[Nicole Dupre]

w/e. Later, tool.

[payforeplay]

Is Rachel Uchitel a transexual?

Check this pic from The Sun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753973/Tiger-I-let-down-my-family.html

[Hondarobotic]

Is Rachel Uchitel a transexual?

Check this pic from The Sun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753973/Tiger-I-let-down-my-family.html

No, she's not TS, but the picture does expose her true secret. Tiger discovered that she has a mutation that causes her to give birth to a magic golf ball every time she goes swimming, as is seen in the picture.

Rumor has it she is now dating Y. E. Yang.

[rockabilly]

^ mind if i play through?

FORE!

"It's in the hole!" :D

[CaptainGeech]

Is Rachel Uchitel a transexual?

Check this pic from The Sun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753973/Tiger-I-let-down-my-family.html

No, she's not TS, but the picture does expose her true secret. Tiger discovered that she has a mutation that causes her to give birth to a magic golf ball every time she goes swimming, as is seen in the picture.

Rumor has it she is now dating Y. E. Yang.

Wow. That is some lazy ass photo manipulation. Must have been some cameltoe going on. Whoever edited that shot must have a shitty monitor.

Tiger better get himself checked. Looks like she hangs out with Stephen Dorff.

[brickcitybrother]

Tiger is a great example of stupidity in action. If his dad was alive he would say the same thing just louder and with more cursing. Of course, if his dad was alive - this would have never had happened.

[phobun]

Tiger is a great example of stupidity in action. If his dad was alive he would say the same thing just louder and with more cursing. Of course, if his dad was alive - this would have never had happened.

Most men learn from their fathers about respecting women and the mothers of their kids. Tiger does not respect women, least of all his wife and mother of his kids.

[Odelay]

I really don't have a view on people's domestics be they famous or otherwise. i was waiting for this thread to surface lol Tiger is without a doubt the greatest golfer ever but hes also just a man who has the world on a string do we or should we really care if he has affairs?i sure as hell dont but im in the profession where 90 per cent of my clientel are married men so to me its no big deal but the fact that his nutjob swedish wife chased him with a 3 iron kinda scares the hell outta me as it did him im sure.if you thought Tiger couldnt get more famous think again lol.he proves hes human as for jasper parnavick the swedish suckass wannabee golfer all i gotta say to you is suck my ass bitch your carreer is over in the PGA

Jesper Parvenik... there's a name I haven't heard in awhile. Well, maybe he can start wearing a skirt and join the LPGA. If I recall, he has the sleight build for it.

[vman2375]

shoulda been like jeter and piazza. stay single throughout ur carrier so u can bang as many as u want whenever u want. all out in the open. piazza waited till he was done to get hitched and have the kids and jeter will too. just being logical. but they all want the facade of the family-man for endorsments and image. happened before , gonna happen many more times in the future

[Dino Velvet]

shoulda been like jeter and piazza. stay single throughout ur carrier so u can bang as many as u want whenever u want. all out in the open. piazza waited till he was done to get hitched and have the kids and jeter will too. just being logical. but they all want the facade of the family-man for endorsments and image. happened before , gonna happen many more times in the future

Unfortunately for Mike Piazza, people were spreading rumors all over town that he was queer.

[vman2375]

shoulda been like jeter and piazza. stay single throughout ur carrier so u can bang as many as u want whenever u want. all out in the open. piazza waited till he was done to get hitched and have the kids and jeter will too. just being logical. but they all want the facade of the family-man for endorsments and image. happened before , gonna happen many more times in the future

Unfortunately for Mike Piazza, people were spreading rumors all over town that he was queer.that really bothered him while he was banging chicks and making 18 mil a yr

[phobun]

His wife has moved out. I'm surprised it took this long.

[hippifried]

His wife has moved out. I'm surprised it took this long.I heard she was trying to renegotiate the pre-nup. A little late for that. I can just see him calling McCartney for advice. 'Hey Paul, what do you think about blowing off the pre-nup?'

Why is this a story? Isn't it just a bit sad that tabloids have become source material for the "mainstream media"? I mean really. Isn't there anything else going on in the world, that some shocking revelation that Tiger woods has a libido, or that a golfer finally got laid, dominates the news cycle for a week or more?

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY TV!!!

[Realgirls4me]

...A real news story would be that -- insert any big time athlete, politician, or celebrity here -- is/was faithful, or that so many out there seemingly look to the likes of this golfer/corporate shill as some paragon of virtue or fidelity. Fuck Tiger Woods.

[TsJennifer]

It amazes me how someone worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and not just Tiger, insert any of the others, Trump, Kobe, etc would rather cat around with some dumb bimbo than hire a true professional. It's a combination of wanting to feel like they "conquered" her, and being too cheap. There are some incredible high end escorts that would keep that shit quiet, and honor the arrangement. But naw, lets have some dumb chic from a reality show, some Marla Maples, some chic from a hotel front desk, who in the long run is gonna cost you up to half your net worth. you can always TRUST a transsexual prostitute to be discreet :lol:

What part of high end escort did you miss, (and Ne-Yo for all his success is no whwere near the hundreds of millions I was talking about)? I've done web design for a few, and known a few others. They didn't get where they are overnight, and they know they'll make more by being discreet for someone with money like these guys, than the $100,000 Tiger's chic got payed by US magazine.

I'm talking about the Jennifer Paris' and Sexy Shana's of this world, or the Classy Angel's in the straight. You have amassed hundreds of millions of dollars, and you want to have an affair, so you chose a waitress? You get what you pay for in this world. You go cheap, run around with some bimbo that is impressed with all you've got, save yourself a few bucks in the beginning, cost yourself a 2 million dollar apology diamond ring in the end.

At that level of what he has to lose, it doesnt make much sense.


AMEN

[arnie666]

Thing is while his wife is pretty, it's not unusual for wives once they have snared the hubby with a few kids to suddenly go off sex or sex becomes a once a month event, in one position. Men are men, tiger is a man, can't say I blame him if he went elsewhere for sex and affection. If that is what happened anyway.Of course he could be a man with no moral fiber who has a loving wife ,who can't remain faithful, but it isn't always as simple as that. If you aren't married you can just bin that frigid barren bitch, but once you have tied the knot ,things get much more complicated especially if you have assets.

But with his kind of cash, surely he could have paid for confidentiality? why the hell did he trust a load of two bit whores not too fucking ruin him?. There are escort agencies that cater for very famous and powerful people.

[tslvrnyc]

It's pretty obvious what's going on in his head. Most of the women he's bedded are blowup doll representations of women with breast implants and lip fillers. While Tiger's wife is technically prettier, these women ooze sex. This is the same reason lots of guys are into trannies, because they exaggerate femininity and seem more female than most females. It's a perfect example of the Madonna-whore complex.

[lisaparadise]

It's pretty obvious what's going on in his head. Most of the women he's bedded are blowup doll representations of women with breast implants and lip fillers. While Tiger's wife is technically prettier, these women ooze sex. This is the same reason lots of guys are into trannies, because they exaggerate femininity and seem more female than most females. It's a perfect example of the Madonna-whore complex. oh very very very well said sad by oh so true.

[vman2375]

It's pretty obvious what's going on in his head. Most of the women he's bedded are blowup doll representations of women with breast implants and lip fillers. While Tiger's wife is technically prettier, these women ooze sex. This is the same reason lots of guys are into trannies, because they exaggerate femininity and seem more female than most females. It's a perfect example of the Madonna-whore complex. oh very very very well said sad by oh so true.why is ur profile not available?

[scubaman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgiCX_y1BW8

[dan_drade]

Can't wait till his new porno comes out. I think it's called Tiger's Wood!!