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The Resistance
11-25-2009, 05:21 AM
Out of curiosity, how old is everyone here? (Ladies, I know some of you won't answer :P )

I'm 22.

Star Angel 86
11-25-2009, 05:28 AM
44.

bte
11-25-2009, 05:31 AM
24

CaptainGeech
11-25-2009, 05:36 AM
27

rockabilly
11-25-2009, 06:03 AM
32

fred41
11-25-2009, 06:05 AM
47

mimiplastique
11-25-2009, 06:06 AM
21 for three years striaght .

blonde_sweetheart
11-25-2009, 06:26 AM
18

peggygee
11-25-2009, 06:39 AM
We went to school together.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/moses200x342.jpg

:oops:

Ecstatic
11-25-2009, 06:48 AM
4.9 Jovian years

(One Jovian year = 11.8 Terrestrial years.)

praetor
11-25-2009, 06:49 AM
4.6

TGL
11-25-2009, 08:35 AM
24

cadcad
11-25-2009, 08:54 AM
24 god I'm old

Yoite
11-25-2009, 09:39 AM
20 >.> My birthday is coming up in December *whistles*

farang
11-25-2009, 09:52 AM
78

tsHillary
11-25-2009, 10:03 AM
9 years old

farang
11-25-2009, 10:12 AM
9 years old

Wow I was already aged 69 when you were born.

Coroner
11-25-2009, 01:32 PM
25.

Fox
11-25-2009, 01:32 PM
25

LibertyHarkness
11-25-2009, 02:09 PM
31 - I am a T-Milf :)

Trans Mission
11-25-2009, 02:36 PM
91, spry as a mother fucker, though.

tslover185
11-25-2009, 02:44 PM
49

Olivialove
11-25-2009, 08:57 PM
Sorry Libby I have u beat I'm 36! Ur turn to bang my arse! To masssage my prostate gland to stimulate this ollllld libids haw!!!! Hehehehehe

LibertyHarkness
11-25-2009, 09:00 PM
hehe olivia i think your beautiful :) have trust in the harkness i would indeed stimulate your prostrate :)

you know what they say,, us old birds must stick together .. what comes with age,, experience, and what comes with experience ... AMAZING SEXY FUN :) roarrrr

So basically you just want a wild switch eh :)

Libby x

Caff_Racer
11-25-2009, 09:06 PM
I'm 38. But my joints must be about 98 :( (the result of riding bikes every day in all kinds of weather - even snow and ice!, falling off, getting back on... for 19 years)

Yoite
11-25-2009, 09:13 PM
*Wants to ride on the back of caff's bike* I love bikes, but get too scared to ride one.

Caff_Racer
11-25-2009, 09:29 PM
Yoite, you can come and ride on the back of my bike anytime :wink:

hippifried
11-25-2009, 09:30 PM
Since I refuse to get past my 20s, I'm 20/20/18.

It won't be too long before I start comparing ailments & talking social security with Farang.

Hope you honeys come visit me in the home.

lisaparadise
11-25-2009, 09:42 PM
46 god damn it lol

Olivialove
11-25-2009, 09:43 PM
hehe olivia i think your beautiful :) have trust in the harkness i would indeed stimulate your prostrate :)

you know what they say,, us old birds must stick together .. what comes with age,, experience, and what comes with experience ... AMAZING SEXY FUN :) roarrrr

So basically you just want a wild switch eh :)

Libby x my dear Gorgeous Liberty in trust of the Harkness I must agree ! fuck the old birds quote MEOWURRRR! Hell yeah!!! Experiences taught us well and we re in Prime oh boy things we could do!!!!! Us the Cougars on prowl pouncing on the unexp0ected challenges *licks her lips wet* I'm sure we can do each other better as they say saviour the last bites mmmmmmmmm got milk?

LibertyHarkness
11-25-2009, 09:56 PM
haha love it Cougars for the win ..

I am going to get a vest with that on it now :)

is a cougar the same as tmilf?

Jericho
11-25-2009, 10:44 PM
A spry 45.

Olivialove
11-25-2009, 11:14 PM
Certainly is tmilf in heat! The wilderness! The wildness of jungle fever!!!!

LibertyHarkness
11-25-2009, 11:15 PM
lol wow i will wear a vest or panties with cougar for sure ... just need some boys to terrorise as well

Ben
11-25-2009, 11:16 PM
91, spry as a mother fucker, though.

Serious???

Olivialove
11-25-2009, 11:39 PM
That makes 2 of us Libby its hotter to put the innocent first timer hunks in the mix simply Delicious!

LibertyHarkness
11-25-2009, 11:40 PM
can we spitroast some young innocent... i am game for that ..

Olivialove
11-25-2009, 11:40 PM
Be sure they're in their 20's ,horny as hell and fullll of cum *bites Libbys earlobe softly*

LibertyHarkness
11-25-2009, 11:44 PM
you would like where i live Olivia , here in canarywharf i have hundreds of young city boys at my dispose hehe ..

but when we have ruined the guy we can kick him out and get down to business ....:) *and i dont mean playing call of duty 2 on my xbox* x

Jericho
11-26-2009, 12:09 AM
can we spitroast some young innocent... i am game for that ..

You bitches, it's always the young innocents.
When are us oldtimers going to get a break! :lol:

LibertyHarkness
11-26-2009, 12:12 AM
oh you want splitting in two as well ,, no problem ...you can have your medicine as well :)

socal323
11-26-2009, 12:13 AM
22

tommymageeshemales2
11-26-2009, 12:16 AM
25, 26 in Spring.

Caff_Racer
11-26-2009, 12:24 AM
When are us oldtimers going to get a break! :lol:

I second that!!

http://whatsonyourshelf.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/statler-waldorf.jpg
Jericho & Caff Racer, the two grumpy old bastards of HA :lol: :lol:

Yoite
11-26-2009, 12:27 AM
Libby :Q____________ *thinks of libby-self-suck* *faps* *dies*

rockabilly
11-26-2009, 12:33 AM
can we spitroast some young innocent... i am game for that ..
They dont come any more innocent than me. :oops:

LibertyHarkness
11-26-2009, 12:37 AM
:) hehe i am innocent

rockabilly
11-26-2009, 12:39 AM
No you're guilty as charged. :p

EyeCumInPiece
11-26-2009, 01:06 AM
27

Olivialove
11-26-2009, 02:36 AM
I'm virginal *batting eyelashes*

LibertyHarkness
11-26-2009, 02:42 AM
like a virgin touched for the very first time .... :)

notdrunk
11-26-2009, 05:14 AM
25.. :P

The Resistance
11-26-2009, 06:06 AM
Definitely loving the wordplay between Ms. Love and Liberty.

TxBBFan
11-26-2009, 06:21 AM
I am 37.....

Silcc69
11-26-2009, 07:58 AM
Definitely loving the wordplay between Ms. Love, Ash, and Liberty.

Are you talking about Ashely as in blonde_sweetheart Ashely?

JamesHunt
11-26-2009, 08:21 AM
36

rickinoc
11-26-2009, 09:34 AM
28 here

LibertyHarkness
11-26-2009, 11:21 AM
i just want to ravish Miss Love :) 1 hour for each of her years so thast 36hours unadultarated filth :)

actually good to see a mix of ages on this thread ..

Caff_Racer
11-26-2009, 11:41 AM
Libby you need a cold shower! :lol: :lol: :lol:

shqiptare
11-26-2009, 12:19 PM
i just turned 20 last weekend, yay! does that mean i qualify for the cougar spitroast?

rustynail
11-26-2009, 12:21 PM
42

LibertyHarkness
11-26-2009, 12:21 PM
mmmmm are you a virgin as well ??

Caff_Racer
11-26-2009, 12:25 PM
42

The answer to the Great Question! :lol:

shqiptare
11-26-2009, 12:29 PM
myself? not a virgin, but yes when it comes to transwomen.

southern81
11-26-2009, 10:29 PM
28

irvin66
11-26-2009, 10:51 PM
38 :( But I still ride my Harley Davidson sportster 883 custom!

In the summer! :wink:

bat1
11-27-2009, 12:30 AM
:deadhorse 49

could I be the oldest here :rock2


THE JOYS OF BEING OVER 40

* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
* In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
* No one expects you to run into a burning building.
* People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
* There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
* Things you buy now won't wear out.
* You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
* You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
* You get into a heated argument about pension claims.
* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
* You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
* You sing along with the elevator music.
* Your eyes won't get much worse.
* Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
* You can't remember who sent you this list.
* The world was made round so that we would never be able to see too far down the road.

Caff_Racer
11-27-2009, 02:24 AM
38 :( But I still ride my Harley Davidson sportster 883 custom!

In the summer! :wink:

Fit some spiked tyres on your Sporty and go ice racing!! :wink: :twisted: :rock2

Trans Mission
11-27-2009, 11:49 AM
91, spry as a mother fucker, though.

Serious???

Wait, so racism, sexism and other forms of stereotyping are politically incorrect but agism rages stronger than my viagra fed phallus?

Of course, I'm kidding. I thought 91 was exaggeration enough, guess I gotta run with three digits for the hyperbole to be recognized next time, LOL.

Trans Mission
11-27-2009, 12:32 PM
I'm virginal *batting eyelashes*

Wow, I never thought I'd have the chance to tell you this, but you look incredible in Pink clothing.

You in pink *batting eyelashes* Keep on, keeping on.

irvin66
11-27-2009, 03:05 PM
38 :( But I still ride my Harley Davidson sportster 883 custom!

In the summer! :wink:

Fit some spiked tyres on your Sporty and go ice racing!! :wink: :twisted: :rock2

I think I should wait a bit, I bought it new in spring this year! :D

yngnwburbsguy
11-27-2009, 04:23 PM
24

chrisraid3
11-27-2009, 05:20 PM
I am the right full age of 25....and a gamer, fantasy and comic geek, and an anime dork

SexSlave1972
11-27-2009, 06:57 PM
I'm 37, as my nick tells.

seanbeag7
11-27-2009, 07:41 PM
I'm 40 and still a t-girl virgin. :cry:

KanadianKrusty
11-27-2009, 08:05 PM
46 god damn it lol

WHUT?!?!? I gave you 34, tops.


And um as far as the topic goes, 22 year old Quebecker here.


ps. Seriously, 46??, women your age generally don't even LOOK AT people that hot, much less BE the hot one

Caff_Racer
11-27-2009, 08:34 PM
Krusty, I don't see why a woman over 40 cannot be attractive. I know a fair few attractive 40+ (and even 50+) women who wouldn't have any trouble at all to get a young bloke your age into their beds...

remember:

C'est dans les vielles marmites qu'on fait la meilleure soupe!

KanadianKrusty
11-27-2009, 08:35 PM
Agreed, but you can't deny she's WAY WAY WAY above average

mcaextreme69
11-27-2009, 09:45 PM
40

franks
11-27-2009, 10:45 PM
41

Zepan91
11-27-2009, 11:00 PM
I'm 24 since september 17

franks
11-28-2009, 06:17 AM
I'm 24 since september 17

lotta yunguns up here, lol.

dan_drade
11-28-2009, 06:23 AM
I'm 24 since september 17

lotta yunguns up here, lol.
LOL, we are not all young guns here. at 38 I'm right behind you. If you don't hurry up I might pass you. lol

franks
11-28-2009, 06:26 AM
I'm 24 since september 17

lotta yunguns up here, lol.
LOL, we are not all young guns here. at 38 I'm right behind you. If you don't hurry up I might pass you. lol

"pass on right" lol

dan_drade
11-28-2009, 06:27 AM
I'm 24 since september 17

lotta yunguns up here, lol.
LOL, we are not all young guns here. at 38 I'm right behind you. If you don't hurry up I might pass you. lol

"pass on right" lol

No, no, no. Just HTFU, I don't want to pass anyone on this highway. :)

carlingtop08
11-28-2009, 12:07 PM
18 here, feel very young

fred41
11-28-2009, 05:39 PM
18 here, feel very young

Don't feel bad..judging by some of the posts on here..some guys are probably younger than you.

speedstick112
11-28-2009, 06:35 PM
I'm also 18. I think it's a good age.

alyssats
11-28-2009, 06:46 PM
to all young guys here can you please post your pics i want to see jeje :P

loveless
11-28-2009, 07:14 PM
25 here

http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/HZ/KY/KY/HE/ESBRESBXSQW.jpg

seanbeag7
11-28-2009, 07:34 PM
Hey how young do you want the young guys to be, just to poat a picture of themselves

The Resistance
11-28-2009, 08:44 PM
to all young guys here can you please post your pics i want to see jeje :P
You fiesty little devil...

FiremanforTS
11-28-2009, 09:55 PM
39 . . .and bring on 40! I am happy as hell to have made it this far. Still in fighting trim . . .

TheGuard
11-29-2009, 01:47 AM
ayo - 25 here

daldav
11-30-2009, 06:10 AM
63

Carissa00031
11-30-2009, 07:41 AM
44

Thanks, Carissa

SexyCollegeGuy88
11-30-2009, 10:53 AM
im 19 but been on for like a year

alyssats
11-30-2009, 11:21 AM
OMG i didnt know many young guys here so many cuties i want to have boyfriend now *wink wink*

have dinner together and hold hands/kiss in public so sweet ;)

The Resistance
12-01-2009, 05:42 AM
OMG i didnt know many young guys here so many cuties i want to have boyfriend now *wink wink*

have dinner together and hold hands/kiss in public so sweet ;)

Come to NY and I'll make it happen :)

Olivialove
12-01-2009, 06:19 AM
OMG i didnt know many young guys here so many cuties i want to have boyfriend now *wink wink*

have dinner together and hold hands/kiss in public so sweet ;)

Come to NY and I'll make it happen :) I'm coming to NYC on dec 9th til 12th hehehehe

The Resistance
12-01-2009, 06:37 AM
OMG i didnt know many young guys here so many cuties i want to have boyfriend now *wink wink*

have dinner together and hold hands/kiss in public so sweet ;)

Come to NY and I'll make it happen :) I'm coming to NYC on dec 9th til 12th hehehehe

Olivia you're something else... I'd be floored if I ever met you!

Instrumental
12-01-2009, 07:37 AM
23

Olivialove
12-01-2009, 09:41 AM
Hehehe that's for sure!

Thatiger23
12-01-2009, 10:01 AM
im 25 ill be 26 in feb

Mara JamesCD
12-01-2009, 01:21 PM
44 going on 45 in Feb and LOVEING DRESSING and Getting Laid by anyone

LibertyHarkness
12-01-2009, 01:57 PM
i love all the ages on the board, its good to see everyone appreciating it all :) xx

Merry Xmas ho ho x

Nicole Dupre
12-01-2009, 02:14 PM
44 going on 45 in Feb and LOVEING DRESSING and Getting Laid by anyone

You are just thooooooooooo... thpecial!!! Thankth for sharing.

Nicole Dupre
12-01-2009, 02:16 PM
I'll be 21 this month.

darlenetv
12-01-2009, 03:58 PM
48

Zepan91
12-01-2009, 04:47 PM
to all young guys here can you please post your pics i want to see jeje :P

Greetings from France

alyssats
12-01-2009, 07:26 PM
OMG i didnt know many young guys here so many cuties i want to have boyfriend now *wink wink*

have dinner together and hold hands/kiss in public so sweet ;)

Come to NY and I'll make it happen :)

such a sweetie :)

alyssats
12-01-2009, 07:27 PM
to all young guys here can you please post your pics i want to see jeje :P

Greetings from France

thanks Zepan looks hot and yummy actually ive seen your avatar/pic before and like it jeje

i like French guys by the way

anymore pics of you baby please

Zepan91
12-01-2009, 07:51 PM
to all young guys here can you please post your pics i want to see jeje :P

Greetings from France

thanks Zepan looks hot and yummy actually ive seen your avatar/pic before and like it jeje

i like French guys by the way

anymore pics of you baby please

You're welcom Alyssa
Trust me French guys love you too 8)

Are you planning to visit Paris ?

LibertyHarkness
12-01-2009, 08:03 PM
Yep i agree with aLyssa he is cute xxx

nohj68
12-01-2009, 10:46 PM
38 here.

thats not nice
12-01-2009, 10:49 PM
24 IN OAKLAND CALI! YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Olivialove
12-02-2009, 12:33 AM
Simply delicious european!

raybbaby
12-02-2009, 01:00 AM
50

joeym75ld
12-02-2009, 01:19 AM
50
well that explains why you had a hard time finding work in porn

raybbaby
12-02-2009, 01:50 AM
50
well that explains why you had a hard time finding work in porn
But damnit, I look good for 50!

FIRSTTIMER
12-04-2009, 02:25 AM
30 something

HeavenlySin
12-04-2009, 04:58 AM
This post has been hacked with fake pictures. If any more photos are found please contact the moderator.

The Resistance
12-04-2009, 05:12 AM
20

Really? We're both youngins!

droog
12-04-2009, 07:38 AM
27

TsVanessa69
12-04-2009, 08:17 AM
37!!!
and my new bf??
26!

alyssats
12-04-2009, 05:32 PM
Yep i agree with aLyssa he is cute xxx

girl we might have same taste for cute guys ;)


Simply delicious european!

yes these European guys have something in them that i really find yummy :wink:

NewAgain
12-04-2009, 05:37 PM
28

Olivialove
12-04-2009, 10:23 PM
Yes that's for sure ! Alyssa hehe

LibertyHarkness
12-04-2009, 11:08 PM
ye alyssa we do share taste ... but i have my crush set on olivia love :) xx

Dirky
12-04-2009, 11:18 PM
ye alyssa we do share taste ... but i have my crush set on olivia love :) xx

In other words, you'll share tastes but you won't share Olivia.

davie26
12-04-2009, 11:20 PM
im 21

jerseyboy72
12-04-2009, 11:46 PM
im 37

LibertyHarkness
12-05-2009, 12:04 AM
In other words, you'll share tastes but you won't share Olivia.[/quote]


God dam no i wouldnt share if i had Olivia hehe i am greedy bitch :) x

talldudeil
12-05-2009, 12:10 AM
damn I'm an old guy at 51 - lol

marcopolo
12-05-2009, 12:45 AM
22

missbarbiedoll
12-21-2009, 11:41 PM
18.

BellaBellucci
12-21-2009, 11:57 PM
I'm 25.


Again. :P

~BB~

mikelpo
12-22-2009, 12:05 AM
Turned the big three-o on Saturday

jgud051
12-22-2009, 12:07 AM
21 soon

Anubis1079
12-22-2009, 02:32 AM
Turned 30 in October

luvtrans
10-18-2012, 12:41 AM
I turned 4X in May, that makes me a bull(sh*tter)

be2378
10-18-2012, 01:11 AM
Turning 34 in Dec.

RallyCola
10-18-2012, 01:22 AM
i'm 409 months.

MHarrigan82
10-18-2012, 02:52 AM
Turned 30 in September

VictoriaVeil
10-18-2012, 02:53 AM
868 My ex-bf called me a bitch so I started using dog years....

Chaos
10-18-2012, 02:56 AM
Too old to be playing so many games when it comes to my happiness.
Too young to give up on my happiness.....

So,40.

jonnie64
10-18-2012, 02:56 AM
i am 48 but look like i am 35!!! i have awesome abs! clean livin and lots of time in the gym!!

Jericho
10-18-2012, 03:01 AM
i am 48 but look like i am 35!!! i have awesome abs! clean livin and lots of time in the gym!!


Pictures or bullshit! :shrug

danthepoetman
10-18-2012, 05:10 AM
Old enough to be discouraged to talk about it…

GoddessAthena85
10-18-2012, 05:24 AM
I better not join a band, I'll be 27 in Dec

doctor screw
10-18-2012, 05:36 AM
26......Young Wild and Reckless

Suck it, old men.....lol

GrimFusion
10-18-2012, 08:31 AM
I'm 30, but I look young for my age. Maybe by the time I'm 40 I won't be carded while buying smokes anymore.

navyjeff
10-18-2012, 08:45 AM
just turned 26 but look early 20's

Deimos
10-18-2012, 09:33 AM
26, 27 in jan

romuald
10-18-2012, 09:40 AM
I'm 53

Prospero
10-18-2012, 09:42 AM
As old as the woman I am feeling

Los Angeles resident
10-18-2012, 11:10 AM
I'm on the border between a very young Baby Boomer and a very old Generation X'er.

LibertyHarkness
10-18-2012, 12:32 PM
I am 34 I think or 33 ..

Prospero
10-18-2012, 12:38 PM
Don't you know when your birthday is then Libby?

gwd
10-18-2012, 12:40 PM
I was 45 last year and next year I'm 48.

bat1
10-18-2012, 03:09 PM
51........

cassieukts
10-18-2012, 03:19 PM
i am 44