PDA

View Full Version : This is why Canada sucks!



Silcc69
11-08-2009, 01:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/Pruane2Forever

Nuff said.

Chaotic
11-08-2009, 07:38 AM
Nooooooooo.........

THIS is the reason Canada sucks! :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L45qUFabR0

SarahG
11-08-2009, 07:41 AM
Nooooooooo.........

THIS is the reason Canada sucks! :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L45qUFabR0

Sorry but that looks more like upstate new york to me, I am not convinced that really is Canada.

Chaotic
11-08-2009, 08:34 AM
Nooooooooo.........

THIS is the reason Canada sucks! :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L45qUFabR0

Sorry but that looks more like upstate new york to me, I am not convinced that really is Canada.

Could pass for either. ;)

Ben
11-08-2009, 09:05 AM
Canada does suck. But they've produced -- and given the world -- some hot chicks:
Shania Twain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV4Pjfhl_Vc
Pamela Anderson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uesJLi5pJYI
Monika Schnarre:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7qG5WR3SA
Plus Canada is merely an extension of America. We own Canada. We control it. It belongs to us.

Caff_Racer
11-08-2009, 09:57 AM
Plus Canada is merely an extension of America. We own Canada. We control it. It belongs to us.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the US government's view of any country on the face of the planet:

"(Insert name of country here) is merely an extension of America. We own (insert name of country here). We control it. It belongs to us."


:smh :smh

alyssats
11-08-2009, 12:09 PM
Nooooooooo.........

THIS is the reason Canada sucks! :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L45qUFabR0

WTF is that for real? Goshhh so funny!

Ben
11-08-2009, 02:50 PM
Plus Canada is merely an extension of America. We own Canada. We control it. It belongs to us.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the US government's view of any country on the face of the planet:

"(Insert name of country here) is merely an extension of America. We own (insert name of country here). We control it. It belongs to us."


:smh :smh

Correct....

UirCelLanAd
11-08-2009, 04:32 PM
Considering the United States military dominance, we are unique in history in NOT using it to take over foreign countries. Unlike previous foreign world powers our first thought, as a people, when we enter into a foreign conflict is how we are going to leave. The countries that we have military bases in could at any time tell us to leave, as was the case in the Philippines and we would. Also, in those countries where we are stationed we pump money and resources in rather than stealing them. The US government is not perfect, or even close to it, but I always find it funny that it is described as "imperialistic" when all facts and data point to that fact that it is the true antithesis of an imperialistic nation. Just a thought.

praetor
11-08-2009, 04:37 PM
Weird!!

jaycanuck
11-08-2009, 05:02 PM
Although I'll defend why we kick ass...I do think this video paints us in a bad light...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6pmYfNco0

archie8132
11-08-2009, 06:02 PM
You Americans are absolute idiots ( of course I generalize ). The police chase is a tv ad for a tire shop. At least we Canadians can actually point out our country on a map.

Chaotic
11-08-2009, 07:14 PM
Nooooooooo.........

THIS is the reason Canada sucks! :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L45qUFabR0

WTF is that for real? Goshhh so funny!

Actually, I think that was filmed for a snow tire commercial. But, are winters do get pretty cold and messy up here. ;)

Chaotic
11-08-2009, 07:16 PM
Although I'll defend why we kick ass...I do think this video paints us in a bad light...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6pmYfNco0

Actually, I like to think the best part of being Canadian is having a sense of humor about being Canadian. :wink:

jaycanuck
11-08-2009, 07:26 PM
Although I'll defend why we kick ass...I do think this video paints us in a bad light...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6pmYfNco0

Actually, I like to think the best part of being Canadian is having a sense of humor about being Canadian. :wink:

The guy got a free car from Hyundai because of that. Can someone run over my 99 Intrepid? Oh no wait.....Chrysler's in the shits.....that won't work.

rockabilly
11-08-2009, 08:01 PM
Canada exports great comedians.

lisaparadise
11-08-2009, 08:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/Pruane2Forever

Nuff said.im thinkin there illegal immagrants from the states,they sound like republicans to me

GullyFoyle
11-09-2009, 07:58 AM
You Americans are absolute idiots ( of course I generalize ). The police chase is a tv ad for a tire shop. At least we Canadians can actually point out our country on a map.

Ah yes, that internationally known standard of intelligence. :roll: Whatever, with all that useless, barren glacial flotsam and jetsam up there, a blind and drunk Capuchin monkey could fling his feces at a globe and hit a part of the Great White North.

LilWyte
11-09-2009, 09:25 AM
hey dont diss our 51st state

SarahG
11-09-2009, 10:20 AM
You Americans are absolute idiots ( of course I generalize ). The police chase is a tv ad for a tire shop. At least we Canadians can actually point out our country on a map.

OMG, really!? I had no idea!!

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lnemu1.jpghttp://i41.tinypic.com/2lnemu1.jpghttp://i41.tinypic.com/2lnemu1.jpg

drock
08-05-2010, 07:53 AM
hahahah....

russtafa
08-05-2010, 10:42 AM
id like to see the usa take over china .not possible

bassman2546
08-05-2010, 01:40 PM
Sure, keep invading countries for no reason and being at war for seven years for no reason allowing innocent people to be killed including your own and ours (for some reason we feel the obligation to support you) for no reason while the kids in your country eat themselves into oblivion to be the fattest country in the world while not having any free health care to support them, so you have to take out a loan from your bank. Oh wait, you don't have a bank. You lost that in the recession, along with your house.

Oh well, I'll just continue to enjoy my air-conditioned house which has increased in value over the last two years and go to my hospital anytime I want in the event of a medical issue and not have to worry about taking out my wallet, except to show my health card which indicates my visit is pre-paid. After that, I'll have a few cold beers that actually have alcohol in them while I listen to the greatest band in the world, RUSH, that grew up in the same city as I. While doing this I will contemplate what dirt cheap cottage I may buy in Florida, maybe two, and eventually flip them for a profit.

Then maybe I'll take a gander at the odd topless girl walking down the street (as it's legal in our province) just before I head to the strip bar and see fully naked girls. After that I will reminisce about this past winter and how I only used my snowblower twice while the U.S. east coast got bombarded with snowstorm after snowstorm. Those winters are terrible. Are they still snowmobiling there right now?

After that, I'll head to Tim Horton's and grab a coffee and donut and say 'hi' to the local police officer and not worry about being beaten or tasered for no reason.

Come Monday holidays will be over and I'll be back to work making a higher wage for what I do than if I was living south of the border.

You're right. Canada sucks.

Silcc69
08-05-2010, 02:10 PM
Amazing that some people sarcasm meter is completely broken.

TsJizelle
08-05-2010, 02:13 PM
Sure, keep invading countries for no reason and being at war for seven years for no reason allowing innocent people to be killed including your own and ours (for some reason we feel the obligation to support you) for no reason while the kids in your country eat themselves into oblivion to be the fattest country in the world while not having any free health care to support them, so you have to take out a loan from your bank. Oh wait, you don't have a bank. You lost that in the recession, along with your house.

Oh well, I'll just continue to enjoy my air-conditioned house which has increased in value over the last two years and go to my hospital anytime I want in the event of a medical issue and not have to worry about taking out my wallet, except to show my health card which indicates my visit is pre-paid. After that, I'll have a few cold beers that actually have alcohol in them while I listen to the greatest band in the world, RUSH, that grew up in the same city as I. While doing this I will contemplate what dirt cheap cottage I may buy in Florida, maybe two, and eventually flip them for a profit.

Then maybe I'll take a gander at the odd topless girl walking down the street (as it's legal in our province) just before I head to the strip bar and see fully naked girls. After that I will reminisce about this past winter and how I only used my snowblower twice while the U.S. east coast got bombarded with snowstorm after snowstorm. Those winters are terrible. Are they still snowmobiling there right now?

After that, I'll head to Tim Horton's and grab a coffee and donut and say 'hi' to the local police officer and not worry about being beaten or tasered for no reason.

Come Monday holidays will be over and I'll be back to work making a higher wage for what I do than if I was living south of the border.

You're right. Canada sucks.

:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowd own::iagree:

traLika
08-05-2010, 02:14 PM
Sure, keep invading countries for no reason and being at war for seven years for no reason allowing innocent people to be killed including your own and ours (for some reason we feel the obligation to support you) for no reason while the kids in your country eat themselves into oblivion to be the fattest country in the world while not having any free health care to support them, so you have to take out a loan from your bank. Oh wait, you don't have a bank. You lost that in the recession, along with your house.

Oh well, I'll just continue to enjoy my air-conditioned house which has increased in value over the last two years and go to my hospital anytime I want in the event of a medical issue and not have to worry about taking out my wallet, except to show my health card which indicates my visit is pre-paid. After that, I'll have a few cold beers that actually have alcohol in them while I listen to the greatest band in the world, RUSH, that grew up in the same city as I. While doing this I will contemplate what dirt cheap cottage I may buy in Florida, maybe two, and eventually flip them for a profit.

Then maybe I'll take a gander at the odd topless girl walking down the street (as it's legal in our province) just before I head to the strip bar and see fully naked girls. After that I will reminisce about this past winter and how I only used my snowblower twice while the U.S. east coast got bombarded with snowstorm after snowstorm. Those winters are terrible. Are they still snowmobiling there right now?

After that, I'll head to Tim Horton's and grab a coffee and donut and say 'hi' to the local police officer and not worry about being beaten or tasered for no reason.

Come Monday holidays will be over and I'll be back to work making a higher wage for what I do than if I was living south of the border.

You're right. Canada sucks.


LOL!!! That's funny but c'mon, RUSH - the greatest band in the world??? That's taking your national pride a bit too far... ;)

(My fave Canadian bands are Max Webster and TPOH)

tishatv
08-05-2010, 02:22 PM
Canada does not suck. We in the U.S. appreciate our kind and peaceful neighbors to the north. They are hard working and enjoy pleasant conversation, usually over a beer. They don't threaten us with missiles. Some don't like us as a nation very much, but I think most are capable of separating the government from the people. I live just over the border in vermont and enjoy occasional excursions into the "Great White North". I wish the vocal minority of U.S. citizens who find it necessary to bash Canada ( i've yet to figure out why ) , would spend their time making our country better

dderek123
08-05-2010, 02:23 PM
Canada sucks!

Nuff said.

Well maybe we are just great at oral! You can old that against us

TsJizelle
08-05-2010, 02:28 PM
Well maybe we are just great at oral! You can old that against us

Yes! We suck in that way! :D
lmao!!!

Well played Derek, well played. Good show. You should come over for a beer :P

dderek123
08-05-2010, 02:32 PM
LOL!!! That's funny but c'mon, RUSH - the greatest band in the world??? That's taking your national pride a bit too far... ;)

(My fave Canadian bands are Max Webster and TPOH)

Matt Mays and El Torpedo are pretty cool too.

rameses2
08-05-2010, 02:38 PM
Hey hoser! Canadian Bacon RULEZ!! The food AND the movie:geek:!!! Take off,eh?http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sbr_044MoranisThomas.jpg

TsJizelle
08-05-2010, 02:40 PM
Hey hoser! Canadian Bacon RULEZ!! The food AND the movie:geek:!!! Take off,eh?http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sbr_044MoranisThomas.jpg

lmao good one Alonso! Hope your day goes well over there in Hawaii :)

traLika
08-05-2010, 02:43 PM
Matt Mays and El Torpedo are pretty cool too.


I know - I've got the Matt Mays & El Torpedo album. I actually do like some early Rush but I can only take Geddy's castrato vocals in small doses...

rameses2
08-05-2010, 02:45 PM
lmao good one Alonso! Hope your day goes well over there in Hawaii :)Got off work an hour ago. The day is almost over, ma cher! Bon nuit, eh?

dderek123
08-05-2010, 02:58 PM
I know - I've got the Matt Mays & El Torpedo album. I actually do like some early Rush but I can only take Geddy's castrato vocals in small doses...

Yeah I know what you mean. But Tom Sawyer is a badass song!

TsJizelle
08-05-2010, 03:02 PM
Got off work an hour ago. The day is almost over, ma cher! Bon nuit, eh?

bon nuit, beau! :)

rockabilly
08-05-2010, 03:13 PM
Canda sucks?

Does it swallow too? :p

Hey ram nice IT Crowd avatar , mine is epic .... "FATHERRRR!!!"

TsJizelle
08-05-2010, 03:24 PM
Canda sucks?

Does it swallow too? :p

Hey ram nice IT Crowd avatar , mine is epic .... "FATHERRRR!!!"

Yes Canada swallows but secretly loves facials :P

rockabilly
08-05-2010, 03:27 PM
Giggidy Giggidy ... eh.

Oh Canada , home of Liana K , Bif Naked , and the adorable Tegan & Sara.

TsJizelle
08-05-2010, 09:21 PM
wish we had hotter, non stuck up tgirls tho. brazil, asia, where its at. US is coming up with good girls. keep it up. canada needs to up there quality of girls for sure.

speak for yourself tufflover!!!! i know all of my tgirlfriends are super hot and we're all lots of fun up here.

bassman2546
08-05-2010, 09:59 PM
LOL!!! That's funny but c'mon, RUSH - the greatest band in the world??? That's taking your national pride a bit too far... ;)

(My fave Canadian bands are Max Webster and TPOH)

The most talented and the greatest. Thirty-six years strong with the three long-standing members. Neil Peart - the greatest drummer in the world voted by his peers. Geddy Lee - the greatest bass player, winner of many accolades in many Bass Guitar magazines. I challenge anyone to play a complex bass line, play keyboards with his feet and sing at the same time and then switch to keyboards and playing bass with his feet while singing. I dare ya. Alex Lifeson - also a winner of many accolades in many guitar magazines, including best guitarist as voted by his peers in 2008, that's as a 55 year old. He's still getting better.

Any doubters? Check out their latest two tracks. They speak for themselves.

YouTube- ‪Rush - Caravan - Clockwork Angels‬‎ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btoEgIlhbUc)

YouTube- ‪Rush - BU2B - Clockwork Angels‬‎ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSgiFuGOZW4)

rockabilly
08-05-2010, 10:24 PM
What , no love for Gob?

BLKGSXR
08-05-2010, 10:30 PM
Got off work an hour ago. The day is almost over, ma cher! Bon nuit, eh?
Ramses2 I dont know how you do it bro I went broke in Hawaii lol, Went running to that Jamba Juice off Kuhio every damn morning then saw the city.:geek:

traLika
08-05-2010, 10:45 PM
The most talented and the greatest. Thirty-six years strong with the three long-standing members. Neil Peart - the greatest drummer in the world voted by his peers. Geddy Lee - the greatest bass player, winner of many accolades in many Bass Guitar magazines. I challenge anyone to play a complex bass line, play keyboards with his feet and sing at the same time and then switch to keyboards and playing bass with his feet while singing. I dare ya. Alex Lifeson - also a winner of many accolades in many guitar magazines, including best guitarist as voted by his peers in 2008, that's as a 55 year old. He's still getting better.

Any doubters? Check out their latest two tracks. They speak for themselves.




Nonsense! Everyone knows that THIS is the best band in the world with the most amazing microtonal vocalist you'll ever hear. Don't believe me? Listen:

YouTube- ‪The Final Countdown... LIVE!‬‎ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk)

He he he ;)

Helvis2012
08-06-2010, 01:13 AM
Oh well.....

bassman2546
08-06-2010, 01:39 AM
Nonsense! Everyone knows that THIS is the best band in the world with the most amazing microtonal vocalist you'll ever hear. Don't believe me? Listen:

YouTube- ‪The Final Countdown... LIVE!‬‎ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk)

He he he ;)

Hilarious.

evilernie
08-06-2010, 02:38 AM
Awww.. I'm actually looking forward to moving there within the decade. I need to hear good thing about Canada.

What part? I'm thinking Toronto, unless somebody have better ideas.

TsJizelle
08-06-2010, 03:14 AM
Awww.. I'm actually looking forward to moving there within the decade. I need to hear good thing about Canada.

What part? I'm thinking Toronto, unless somebody have better ideas.

Toronto has always been my home and top 3 cities next to Montreal :)

rameses2
08-06-2010, 03:26 AM
Canda sucks?

Does it swallow too? :p

Hey ram nice IT Crowd avatar , mine is epic .... "FATHERRRR!!!"Saw yours and HAD to get one meself, old boy!:geek:

rockabilly
08-06-2010, 03:31 AM
Saw yours and HAD to get one meself, old boy!:geek:

Splendid old bean! :geek:

I'm saving my Richmond avatars for when i'm depressed. lol

evilernie
08-06-2010, 05:08 AM
Toronto has always been my home and top 3 cities next to Montreal :)

You mean Toronto is one of the top 3? I'm willing to learn French, but I would need time. So I can't go to pure French speaking areas.

Hmmm.. Aside from you, what are the enticements? You can't keep me locked up forever, you know. ;)

What kind of job am I expecting? I prefer to work for small companies as a contractor. By small, I mean less than 50 employees. Or is Toronto a Corpo-topia? I guess I should just google it, but it's much more fun asking.

traLika
08-06-2010, 08:35 AM
What kind of job am I expecting?


There's a vacancy at MacDonalds, downtown Toronto...

baileyandkc
08-06-2010, 11:23 AM
got filled yesterday I think..but the guy who picks up the trash at the Skydome quit yesterday!