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hondarobot
10-30-2005, 04:26 PM
I was just wondering this morning what blind people enjoy as far as porn goes. I'm serious. Do they get off on the soundtrack to conventional porn? Are there "books on tape" porn novels?

I actually bet braille porn would be pretty intense, reading the text through touch. I suppose phone sex type stuff would be popular. Hmmmm. . .

I'm not being a smart ass at all, just curious.

Oh well, I've got work to do, probably shouldn't let my mind wander too much.

Ecstatic
10-30-2005, 07:14 PM
I dunno, Honda: braille porn would make for sticky reading after awhile....

rick_932
10-30-2005, 07:34 PM
when you lose one of your senses, you tend to rely more on your others. so for those blind people who do get off to porn, im assuming it would be to the sound of the guy/girl in the film

brickcitybrother
11-01-2005, 01:29 AM
I would guess its more like the "books on tape" or "braille" option. I don't think the sounds would be that enjoyable without the context that the story would normally provide.

hondarobot
11-01-2005, 01:48 AM
Now think about this: what if the person was blind from birth? Even if there was like a spoken narrative, much of porn is in the descriptive nuances.

Breasts glistening with sweat, eyes wild with desire, pearly streams of hot white cum. . .

Glistening? Pearly? Hell, white? I'm not even going to get into the eyes thing. They would have no idea what that meant.

Then again, what was that movie, oh, it was Mask or whatever. Where the kid taught the blind girl colors. I guess maybe that's how it would be conceptualized.

Of course the physical stuff would be easy to convey. The moaning, grunting, thrusting, throbbing, dripping, squirting stuff would be a snap, of course.

Like I said before, I'm not being a smart ass or poking fun at blind people. I'm not even drunk (not yet, anyways). I just think this is an interesting question.

Harrys Boy
11-01-2005, 02:17 AM
i can just imagine pornographic audio tapes voiced by the likes of Christopher Lee, Sir Ian Mckellan or maybe even Jimmy Carter if he's given up writing fiction?

Hugh Jarrod
11-01-2005, 07:40 AM
when you lose one of your senses, you tend to rely more on your others. so for those blind people who do get off to porn, im assuming it would be to the sound of the guy/girl in the film


If that's the case they can just listen to women's tennis.

Hugh Jarrod
11-01-2005, 07:41 AM
i can just imagine pornographic audio tapes voiced by the likes of Christopher Lee, Sir Ian Mckellan or maybe even Jimmy Carter if he's given up writing fiction?

LOL! Christopher Walken, or Carol Channing would be funny.

hondarobot
11-01-2005, 09:12 PM
Christopher Lee would be creepy, Walken could actually pull it off (and it'd be damn funny!).

I'd vote for Gilbert Gottfriend or Paul Lynde. Maybe an increasingly flustered Woody Allen.

Oh, my head, what a party last night. I knew I was in trouble when I volunteered to demonstrate how tgirls do "the tuck" for a bunch of college girls. Last thing I remember shouting was "Someone grab some glue! I'm Ova!!!"

Hehe, just kidding, I really am not that interested in the methodology of "tucking", I prefere to think of it as magic.

:)