A Useless Thread to RAISE your Post Counts

[HP1000]

Post freely to raise your post counts...I love Captain Crunch Cereal... :D

[JINNOGO]

ewww! gross!

[seanbeag7]

give me corn flakes any day.

[Dino Velvet]

That's right! I farted! Jealous???

[francisfkudrow]

Urinals should always be the first thing you see when entering a mens room, because that is conclusive proof to us men that we have entered the correct restroom.

[dgs925]

Um, isn't there already "A Useless Thread to RAISE your Post Counts"? It's called "Word Association" or something like that.

How do you think 'billy does it?

[CaptainGeech]

I refuse to take part in this charade. Ridiculous. Just ridiculous. :moon

[seanbeag7]

pog mo h-oill :D

[rockabilly]

SHENANIGANS !!!

[Jasadin]

iMacs are like sexually abused strippers .They are gorgeous on the outside but something deep inside rises to the surface and crashes.Deep down you know it's not going to work so you don't have anything more serious than browsing because she'll flake out when it gets interesting.Then you have to find out about trying to maintain her with thousands of her past lovers just to get her functioning again.

Sometimes I feel like tossing her out the window but i've payed to much money for her.I missed the stability of a pc based relationship.lol

[flabbybody]

tired of seeing this fat fuck in 50 campaign commercials every day

[Nicole Dupre]

Um, isn't there already "A Useless Thread to RAISE your Post Counts"? It's called "Word Association" or something like that.

How do you think 'billy does it?

Wow, you won't come out of this looking good. Anonymous gay man, why do you hate yourself so much? We all had your number 100%

[SarahG]

Post freely to raise your post counts...I love Captain Crunch Cereal... :D

cereal is nasty. The last thing I want when I get out of bed is a bowl full of milk.

[rockabilly]

What's the first thing you want?

[Star Angel 86]

The Saints play on ESPN Monday Nite Football so today's games held very little interest to me.

[SarahG]

Usually I don't have breakfast, so its either a cup of tea, a pot of coffee, or a tall glass of yak piss.

Or if there is any left over pizza in the fridge, that would probably be the first thing I'd go for.

[Willie Escalade]

The Chargers beat the Raiders...again. Yes! :D

I like this picture below of two hot GGs. :shock:

[Star Angel 86]

The Chargers beat the Raiders...again. Yes! :D

I like this picture below of two hot GGs. :shock:

They are a couple of extremely fine lasses. :D

[rockabilly]

Cold pizza sounds good.

[SarahG]

cold pizza is nasty, i always reheat it in the oven.

Usually until the crust is nice and crispy with a bit of black scattered around it- not to the point of burning, but enough for it to be a hard crust, boiling cheese etc.

[frank]

Do you touch the handle of the restroom door when exiting or use a paper towel?

[rockabilly]

What are your fave toppings?

[SarahG]

Do you touch the handle of the restroom door when exiting or use a paper towel?

I've never noticed someone to do that- sounds kinda germphobic.

[SarahG]

What are your fave toppings?

Normally just cheeses but sometimes I like having pepperoni on it, or sausage w/ ham, or broccoli & peppers. It really depends on the pizza shop though, if I don't know what to expect I always order cheese so I won't be disappointed.

[Star Angel 86]

Do you touch the handle of the restroom door when exiting or use a paper towel?

When using public facilities I always do that. 8)

[LibertyHarkness]

ever seen a man eat his own head?

[seanbeag7]

No but i have seen a nice t-girl suck her own dick. :wink:

[95racer]

Post freely to raise your post counts...I love Captain Crunch Cereal... :D

Good cereal; however, tears up the roof of my mouth. Am I the only one?

[CaptainGeech]

Do you touch the handle of the restroom door when exiting or use a paper towel?

I totally have a system when I use a pubic restroom. My hands don't touch any surface once I've washed my hands. This includes the faucet handle, the paper towel lever, and that disease ridden door handle.

[francisfkudrow]

Do you touch the handle of the restroom door when exiting or use a paper towel?

I totally have a system when I use a pubic restroom. My hands don't touch any surface once I've washed my hands. This includes the faucet handle, the paper towel lever, and that disease ridden door handle.

I try to do this as well. I think the emphasis on washing one's hands all the time to prevent the spread of the flu is misguided. Its all about HOW you wash your hands. It seems to me that if you wash your hands too quickly (as one might do if they were washing their hands too often), it might not remove germs, just loosen them. Then if you also don't dry your hands thoroughly, and touch the door handle with your damp hands, transferring germs is even easier.

I think one should wash (and dry) their hands thoroughly a couple times a day instead of haphazardly 12 times a day.

Also, during flu season, I use a simple trick to help prevent myself from getting sick. I hardly ever touch a public surface with my index finger. I use my middle and ring fingers to open doors, a knuckle to press vending machine and elevator buttons, etc. Think about it; if you're going to rub your eye or pick your nose, you're going to do it with your index finger. Keep that finger off of germ-ridden surfaces and you'll be better off.

[Star Angel 86]

I will watch football tonight because my beloved Saints are playing. 8)

[loren]

I don't watch football.

[rockabilly]

I have a ThunderCats metal lunch-box.

[rameses2]

"Once I built a Railroad, made it run.."

[Silcc69]

"Touch it- bring it - babe - watch it -
turn it - leave it - stop - format it"
[repeat 6x]

[Intro]
Aiyyo Swizz I don't think they ready for this shit
Aiyyo let me take they ass back to the club real quick

[Verse 1]
(Get low Bus!) Who be the King of the Sound? (Uh huh)
Busta Bus back to just put a lock on a town (Uh huh)
Lot of my bitches be comin from miles around
See they be cumin (Uh!) cause they know how the God get down (TURN IT UP!!)
NOW YOU KNOW WHO HOLDIN THE THRONE SO GIMME THE CROWN (Huh)
NIGGAS SOLUTIN AND TRYIN TO GIVE ME A POUND (Come on)
I DON'T REALLY FUCK WITH YOU NIGGAS YOU NIGGAS IS CLOWN
MAKIN THE BITCHES STRIPPIN THROW THEY SHIT ON THE GROUND
(Get low Bus!) Now that's the way that it goes (Uh huh)
When we up in the spot the shit be flooded with hoes (Come on)
See we a make it hot, the chicks will come out their clothes
That's when you get it (Huh) mami already know I suppose (TURN IT UP!!)
SHORTY WILDIN AND SHORTY OPEN SHE BEASTIN IT OUT
FOR THE RECORD (Huh) JUST A SECOND I'M FREAKIN IT OUT (Come on)
WHILE SHE TRYIN TO Touch SEE I WAS PEEPIN IT OUT
SHE TURNED AROUND AND WAS TRYIN TO PUT MY DICK IN HER MOUTH I LET HER

[Chorus]
"Touch it- bring it - babe - watch it -
turn it - leave it - stop - format it"
[repeat 4x]

[Verse 2]
(Get low Bus!) And as we started, got me ringing her bell (Uh huh)
When I come I be doin it and doin it well (Uh huh)
Then I beat up the coochie and be makin it swell
Tryin to hide the smell of the sex, spraying on the Chanel (TURN IT UP!)
THEN THEY TRY TO WALK WITH A STRUT SO NO ONE COULD TELL
HOW A NIGGA GOT IN THEY BUTT, MADE EVERYTHING JAIL
NOW THE TICKLE WILD LIKE A NUT, SHE BLOWIN MY CELL (Come on)
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE KID I PUT HER UNDER MY SPELL
(Get low Bus!) It's crowded mami move it along (Uh huh)
If you know you 'bout it then get to removin your thong (Uh huh)
To the whip in back of the truck that's where you belong
After the Yac, see the type of raunchy shit they be on (TURN IT UP!!)
STREET NIGGAS RESPECT IT BECAUSE MY MOVEMENT IS STRONG (Come on)
CAUSE WE CONSISTENTLY REPPIN SEE MY MONEY IS LONG
ALL MY BITCHES IS WITH ME SEE HOW THEY SINGIN THE SONG
PLUS HOW WE GIVE YOU THE STICK AND WE BE DICKIN ALONG, I LET HER

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
(Get low Bus!) The God of the black, see that I'm back (Uh huh)
Every single time that I drop, the shit is a wrap (Uh huh)
For the niggaz hatin the kid I'm clos to strap
Cause all these bitches wanna come talk to sit on my lap (TURN IT UP!!)
EVERYTIME I GIVE YOU BANG SHIT TO KNOCK IN YOUR WHIP
NIGGA ALWAYS DO HIS THING BITCH LOCKIN THE STRIP (Come on)
LOT OF MAMI'S IS DANCIN AND THEY SHAKIN THEY HIPS
AFTER THAT THEY GET LOW AND PUT THE THING ON THEIR LIPS, I LET 'EM

[Chorus]

[rameses2]

Do they call Nov.1 The Day of the Dead because everyone is so fuckin' hugover from Halloween?

[gimmeurblood]

SLAAAAAAAYERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[alpha2117]

The new Rammstein album kicks all sorts of ass.

[Star Angel 86]

Saints 35 - Falcons 27 8)

[bte]

Fedor vs. Rogers!!!

[El Nino]

Assbarf.

[bte]

You were supposed to be my dog
Homey when I first met you what was told to me was fraud
What a shocker an imposter, I been crossed I lost ya
My best friend turned out to be an enemy the sin in me hit me
No sympathy no empathy either, Homey I never denied ya

Nothing that you wanted women, I never player hated I hooked
You up booked you up from the beginning the sin in me had
Love for you shed blood for you when you wanted to dig
I dug for you nigga, But you a double crosser nasty hand tosser
I should've known you was evil, when you told me it was cool
For we to be sex fools when we under the steeple the retrieval

I'm trying to get my life back no more stopping women
From putting a knife at your cap remember when we were
Kickin' it bitches was giving everyday we did it in
Everyway, but the respect went away you got a mind of
Your own now you're grown now can I ask you a question
Did you forget we were kinfolk nigga we the same complexion
I'm stressing

You was always in front of me so I listened everyday
You wanted me on a mission I even let you have sex
With my lady like a g. infatuated with you and not me
I sucked it up; I got back with her you fucked it up
By letting her know I creeping around with every chick in the
Town buster, I should've known not to trust you

Listen I'm losing my life because of you
I lost my life because of you; I'm losing my wife because of you
I even had sex and a baby with that crazy bitch you introduced me to
Now I'm straight depressed, I hate your flesh
The fate was just, belate the Tech laid to rest
Every time you got drawls you made my
Poor little life fall nigga you got balls

You ain't never had a partner like me, real a never
Ever sold you pipe dreams personal yes it might seem
Nigga when you was burning, I went and got the doxcycline
Looked out for your health, and this is all the respect
I get hater your neck I slit but I can't cause I'm
Attached to ya and I don't know why sometimes I wish
You would just die

It would eliminate all this hurt maybe I could
Get up out of all this dirt you caused me so strong
Nothing can stop ya not even cerebral pawlsy I can't believe
It my best homey turned on me you must have forgot
We grew up together I'm thru life is over now it's
Nothing else to do point the finger and blame it on you

[Chorus]
It's all because of you, you, you. I lost my girl, my world
Is upside down because I found you wasn't shit.
It's all because of you, you, you. Broke us into you untrue
Don't know what to do I'm talking to you, who?
My dick!

[Dino Velvet]

Anybody seen my old lady?

[bte]

Whoa Dino,

I almost choke on my water looking at that pic.

[Dino Velvet]

Whoa Dino,

I almost choke on my water looking at that pic.

After looking at that picture many times, I can neither confirm nor deny whether that lady has an asshole or not.

[keyplay]

damn! Some of you might have that to look forward to! hehehehehehehehe

[rockabilly]

What do you call a boner at a funeral?


"Mourning Wood"

[Willie Escalade]

Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!

Jules: No, I didn't.

Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[Star Angel 86]

I'm not a big fan of the winter months I absolutely hate cold weather.

[Dino Velvet]

If I were standing outside of my house and saw an asteroid coming to destroy the Earth I would still try to trick some sucker into pulling my finger so I could fart on them.

[Stoked]

Do you touch the handle of the restroom door when exiting or use a paper towel?

I've never noticed someone to do that- sounds kinda germphobic.

Maybe its been a long time since you have been in a mens bathroom, nothing has changed. Many still do not wash after doing their business. It's just gross.

Another good one for you... you use your finger or knuckle to enter credit card info and gas type at the gas station?

Where has your finger been lately?

[Dino Velvet]

I always use paper towels to open the door of a public restroom. I hate places that only have hot air dryers. I'll use my shirt to open the door in that case. I used to work in night clubs and I've seen too many people piss, shit, and puke and not wash their hands before touching the door handle.

[lupinIII]

I usually push the doors with my feet when I can, though I don't use the shirt or paper towel when it's a 'pull door', I haven't gotten to that stage of germophobia, picking up those diseases is beneficial! Keeps your immune system from getting too complacent! A bit of salmonella never killed anyone... just, left 'em brain damaged.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/girls-10m-kfc-fight/story-e6frf7l6-1111119154754

By the way, need some help, a couple of days ago I started smoking again after 2 months of not doing so. Realised I hated the fuckin' thing, tossed it after about a quarter and haven't had one since. Now I realise that I have no vices, I haven't really drunk to excess in a while, I don't drink coffee to the crazy degree I used to and I eat a pretty nutritional balance of foods. I need something unhealthy in my life so I don't turn into a straight-edge clean-living douche. How's heroin these days? What about crack or crystal meth? Any suggestions? I know! I'll sign up for World of Warcraft!

[flabbybody]

I eat the entire package in one night. they should be made illegal

I'm hopeless

[CaptainGeech]

I eat the entire package in one night. they should be made illegal

I'm hopeless

LOL. Those are so good that if someone told me they had crack in them I wouldn't be surprised.

Kracky Kreme, So good you'll suck a dick

[lupinIII]

I like where you're going with this, except that they don't sell those cookies down under. Anything else?

[Star Angel 86]

I wish Rocco Siffredi,would direct TS titles once again. 8)

[Dino Velvet]

I eat the entire package in one night. they should be made illegal

I'm hopeless

I don't know about illegal but I'd like them half price so I can stuff twice as many in my fat piehole at the same price. Pepperidge Farms Milano Cookies are the best.

When I was a kid, my dad would take me to the Rexall Drug Store on La Cienega and Beverly Blvd. It was a huge place and they had a fresh candy stand. We'd get a big bag of this dark chocolate covered honeycomb. It was the best shit ever and the whole bag would be gone by the time we got home. I ate most of them since my dad was driving. I was a fat glutton of a kid too.

[MISTERCEE]

this thread is gay..am i gay for posting in it...

[Willie Escalade]

I have the sudden urge for a Mc DLT... :P

[SarahG]

Maybe its been a long time since you have been in a mens bathroom, nothing has changed. Many still do not wash after doing their business. It's just gross.


Lol, I think guys underestimate how downright nasty womens' restrooms can be.

[Willie Escalade]

Kotex make great shoe liners.

[rockabilly]

Your feet not feeling so fresh? :lol:

[Yoite]

post count +1

[Iori]

Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. I said, "I'll be the one in the leather jacket." She said, "I'll be the one drinking sake." Turned out it was one of those biker-sushi places. We never met.

[Willie Escalade]

Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. I said, "I'll be the one in the leather jacket." She said, "I'll be the one drinking sake." Turned out it was one of those biker-sushi places. We never met.
:lol: :lol:

[Dino Velvet]

I have the sudden urge for a Mc DLT... :P http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/mcdlt_470.jpg

No matter what new item McDonald's puts on the menu, the Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese will always be the best.

[SexyCollegeGuy88]

Electricity is just lighting organized

[francisfkudrow]

A little over 2 years from now, it will be 11/11/11 11:11:11.

[Star Angel 86]

I hate coffee so I drink Diet Coke with caffeine to help me wake up.

[Dino Velvet]

I've been told my dingleberries are quite spicy. Must be all the Taco Bell I eat.

[CaptainGeech]

I just ate WAY too much Mcdonalds breakfast. I want to die. :cry

[Willie Escalade]

Is a chronic masturbater's favorite baseball team the Yankees? :P

[LibertyHarkness]

who would win in a bareknuckle gypsy fight ?

Gordon the gopher or Ed the Duck?

[rockabilly]

I had the pear dream again.

[SarahG]

I hate coffee so I drink Diet Coke with caffeine to help me wake up.

Diet coke is nasty, have you tried tea or just caffeine pills?

[rockabilly]

I'm crushing your head.

[Dino Velvet]

This is what happens when you put your wiener in your honey's funhole too soon after she's had Taco Bell.

http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-88.gif

[Star Angel 86]

I hate coffee so I drink Diet Coke with caffeine to help me wake up.

Diet coke is nasty, have you tried tea or just caffeine pills?

Yeah Diet Coke it is however it's Saturday I'm drinking beer at the moment. :D 8)

[Dino Velvet]

I hate coffee so I drink Diet Coke with caffeine to help me wake up.

Diet coke is nasty, have you tried tea or just caffeine pills?

Yeah Diet Coke it is however it's Saturday I'm drinking beer at the moment. :D 8)

I'll be drinking a fifth of Jack later. When the mood hits me, me and my wiener are going to wander over to the window of the lovely lass who lives next door and I will empty my balls all over her window while I watch her watch TV. I can't think of a better way to top off a night of drinking.

[SarahG]

I'll be drinking a fifth of Jack later. When the mood hits me, me and my wiener are going to wander over to the window of the lovely lass who lives next door and I will empty my balls all over her window while I watch her watch TV. I can't think of a better way to top off a night of drinking.

Is this the old lady you had pictures of the other day? Why don't you invite her over for some of your hungryman dinners?

[Star Angel 86]

This is what happens when you put your wiener in your honey's funhole too soon after she's had Taco Bell.

http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-88.gif

That's what happens whenever you fuck a girl up the ole poop chute you run the risk of something like that happening bloody hell I fucked a girl on her period what a mess that was.Hey if shower close by no problem. 8)

[blacktgirls]

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=49778

[Dino Velvet]

This is what happens when you put your wiener in your honey's funhole too soon after she's had Taco Bell.

http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-88.gif

That's what happens whenever you fuck a girl up the ole poop chute you run the risk of something like that happening bloody hell I fucked a girl on her period what a mess that was.Hey if shower close by no problem. 8)

Whenever you have intercourse with your lady during that time of the month, make sure it's on her side of the bed so she has to lay in the mess instead of you. When she leaves the room and goes to the bathroom, wipe your genitals off on her pillow and then turn the pillow case inside out before she returns.

[Dino Velvet]

I'll be drinking a fifth of Jack later. When the mood hits me, me and my wiener are going to wander over to the window of the lovely lass who lives next door and I will empty my balls all over her window while I watch her watch TV. I can't think of a better way to top off a night of drinking.

Is this the old lady you had pictures of the other day? Why don't you invite her over for some of your hungryman dinners?

Those enchilada dinners are bad for her ulcer. To be honest, I don't think she's been lucky enough to have someone rub one out in front of her window while on a drinking binge in decades.

[rockabilly]

???

[Willie Escalade]

Fuck one love it's the bloody glove killing honkey hoes
Leaving blood stains on Broncos
In a Hertz rental; I drive on the 405
Is he dead or alive
Mutha fuck court; took another snort
Jumping over chairs as I run through the airport
So I can catch a flight away from the drama
Number 32 chillin' in the Bahamas

[partlycloudy]

everyone should check out the HA pic thread directory and contribute.

:idea:

[unctrld1]

Awww shucky ducky - quack quack
n%$&'s ain't knowin' how to act
Sucka ducks play the back
n@#$%'s used to dis
But now it's turning around
And like Brandy, muthafu#$%'s wanna be down
With this West coast rap game
I could give a fu%$
If you wasn't down the first
You can buck these nuts
Transformers get stole on - Boom
Get your B#$% up outta Cali
Home of the body bags n@#$%

Rappin' since the 70's and still never went gold!!!

[Star Angel 86]

Off to watch football. 8)

[Willie Escalade]

Off to the Queen Universe Pageant with the girl in my avatar. :shock:

[rockabilly]

Enjoy yourself Willie. :D

Will you be taking pics to commemorate such an auspicious event?

[Willie Escalade]

Enjoy yourself Willie. :D

Will you be taking pics to commemorate such an auspicious event?
Yup! :D

[rockabilly]

Awesome , and how about those Halloween pics?

[Dino Velvet]

I just rubbed one out in the shower at Halftime. Now I'm back watching the game.

[rockabilly]

Donnie Darko was good ... S. Darko not so much.

[Willie Escalade]

I'm going to post a few pictures taken tonight at the pageant!

[Dino Velvet]

It is completely impossible to get bored of playing Tetris. Damn KGB mind control.

[CaptainGeech]

It is completely impossible to get bored of playing Tetris. Damn KGB mind control.

lol. I remember when I would play that all day long and then when I closed my eyes and tried to sleep I would see those damn blocks. I would be trying to sleep and my brain would be playing an imaginary game of mind Tetris.

[Dino Velvet]

It is completely impossible to get bored of playing Tetris. Damn KGB mind control.

lol. I remember when I would play that all day long and then when I closed my eyes and tried to sleep I would see those damn blocks. I would be trying to sleep and my brain would be playing an imaginary game of mind Tetris.

I play it in my sleep too. When I drive and see clouds in the sky I have the urge to drop and spin them so they connect. My mind is on Tetris 24 hours a day. I can't go make number two without a good game of Tetris as evidenced by the brown smudges on the buttons.

[Willie Escalade]

Is Lucy still in the sky with diamonds?

[bte]

New Moon coming out in 11 days. Thinking to myself should I go see it or just download it off the net.

[rockabilly]

No , she's trippin balls on uranus. :lol:

[bte]

I can ride a bike with no handlebars.

[daralee888]

I can ride a bike with no handlebars.

Nice. Now let's see you ride one with with no handlebars...and no seat.

[Star Angel 86]

Damn I love beer. 8)

[rockabilly]

"His power level is 5000!"

[Willie Escalade]

I beat Super Mario Bros...The Lost Levels without warping!

[rockabilly]

Inconceivable !

[rockabilly]

Am I Wrong

Theres to much That i keep To myself And i turn my back on my faith It's like glass when we break I wish no one in my place

And i've seen You don't need their scenes When the cut goes in deep And i'm almost lost in sleep.

I can't stay in this place I can't stand when the room turns on my fate You give no guarantees theres no promise i can keep

I can't stand I can't see my way , I feel blind on my feet. I can't stay too long , Am i wrong ?
Goodbye lay the blame on luck. -LSL-

[partlycloudy]

http://www.hiphopsheartbeat.com/musicvideo.php?vid=e86f6555f

[Willie Escalade]

"I've fallen...and I can't get up!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ

[rockabilly]

Never snatch a trannies purse .... especially if she's a former wrestler.

Great german suplex!

[partlycloudy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72iPM2aLE5c

[blacktgirls]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDwj2TZlDA8......................http://www.tinyurl.com/tasmia-mimi

[rockabilly]

Ok , who spiked the Pepsi?

or

Future Maury guest on
" Who's my baby daddy? "

[Willie Escalade]

So what do y'all think of that new phone using Windows?

[SarahG]

Ok , who spiked the Pepsi?

or

Future Maury guest on
" Who's my baby daddy? "

That's a good way of getting splinters

[rockabilly]

Today's Friday the 13th ... Happy b-day Jason Voorhees.

[Willie Escalade]

Bob posted his pictures from the Queen Uinverse 2010 pageant. This one is one of my favorites...for obvious reasons. :shock:

[Willie Escalade]

The Lakers got their asses kicked tonight in Denver. Perhaps because it was Friday the 13th?? :evil:

[JamesHunt]

one

[JamesHunt]

two

[JamesHunt]

three

[JamesHunt]

four

[LibertyHarkness]

i bought some sandpaper from homebase.

[SammiValentine]

i bought some sandpaper from homebase.

and i scrubbed my ass with it.

[rockabilly]

I thought you liked it "rough" Sammi. :lol:

[brickcitybrother]

Five

[Willie Escalade]

Five
This is NOT the Unofficial counting thread!

Six

[rockabilly]

Seven .........of Nine was HOT!!

[jniowa]

@.

[Star Angel 86]

Saturday is my favorite day of the week and beer is my favorite drink. 8)

[HP1000]

Saturday is my favorite day of the week and beer is my favorite drink. 8)

When I drink Imported beer, my cock gets hard. Must be the yeast cultures from Germany... :)

[blacktgirls]

help Tasmia out , her YOUTUBE VIDEO needs to at least get to a thousand views ! since it went away for awhile , i suspect Mimi has been trying to flag it .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDwj2TZlDA8

[Star Angel 86]

Saturday is my favorite day of the week and beer is my favorite drink. 8)

When I drink Imported beer, my cock gets hard. Must be the yeast cultures from Germany... :)

That must be it from what I understand Germany has the best beer in the world and unfortunately I've never had any.

[Willie Escalade]

The only think I hated about the movie 2012 is the fact I had to sit there and watch my city get wiped off the face of the earth... :cry:

[Willie Escalade]

Since one-time so hot
Got me a stash spot in my hooptie for the glock
And I'm rollin on rims
Eating soul food, and neckbones from M&M's
Grumblin like a motherfucker
Greasy-ass lips, now I gots to take a shit
Saw Sir Jinx bailin'
When I hit a left, I moved felon, 'Whattup loc?'
Don't you know that niggaz get smoked
That take they life for a joke, get in nigga
I take you to the pad zoom
Went to mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom
Jumped back in my low rider
Comin out feelin about ten pounds lighter
Went to Bone's house so I can get the gat
Looking for the place where all the hoes kick it at
Lench Mob ain't nuttin but tramps
But hoes lickin us like stamps
One fool brought the music for the yams
But Ice Cube had more amps, get in bitch
Cause I had the jam on
And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon
Give me the nappy and make me happy
The hoe said 'Pappy could you slap me
on the ass hard and fast
and could please try not to leave a gash?'
I said yeah, but I don't play sex
When I'm putting on the latex
Slipped on the condom
Fucked around and dropped the bomb son
And it came out sort of like confetti
In for the night, no longer steady mobbin

[partlycloudy]

eight

[rameses2]

I smell, the smelly smell, of something... smelly?

[Star Angel 86]

Beer is awesome even on a tight budget right now I'm drinking Natural Ice. 8)

[Dino Velvet]

Beer is awesome even on a tight budget right now I'm drinking Natural Ice. 8)

I'd gladly buy you a 12 pack of Heineken and a bottle of Jameson if you were in LA.

[rameses2]

I don't drink beer anymore, but when I did, I LOVED Guinness Stout!

[SarahG]

I smell, the smelly smell, of something... smelly?

It's the decomposing corpse of the purpose of this thread, after it was still born, collected, and put in the sun to attract grubs and roaches.

[loren]

Beer is awesome even on a tight budget right now I'm drinking Natural Ice. 8)No thanks, I like liquor.

[rockabilly]

I smell, the smelly smell, of something... smelly?

It's the decomposing corpse of the purpose of this thread, after it was still born, collected, and put in the sun to attract grubs and roaches.

So thats why post counts are bloating?

[SarahG]

I smell, the smelly smell, of something... smelly?

It's the decomposing corpse of the purpose of this thread, after it was still born, collected, and put in the sun to attract grubs and roaches.

So thats why post counts are bloating?

Something like that. This could have all been avoided with proper use of mortuary science.

[rockabilly]

Or a Viking burial.

[blacktgirls]

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=47135&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=10

[Willie Escalade]

I'm actually gonna buy that "new" Janet Jackson CD!

[Willie Escalade]

With this post, I hit 4000! Am I a Gold Poster now?

[bte]

y=1285/x

[blacktgirls]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR0A2LCiIuA

[rockabilly]

lol

[netbum]

:smoking

[blacktgirls]

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/craigslist.prostition.ring.2.616039.html

[blacktgirls]

...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aj6hasX4yU........http://www.metroweekly.com/feature/?ak=4664

[blacktgirls]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE_uE8dvnMM

[rockabilly]

WTF!!!!!!

[Willie Escalade]

Gotta bring this thread back. Lots of funny shit.

Speaking of funny shit, I was on Sansome St. yesterday where this guy in a white suit slipped and fell on some dog mess. Funny shit indeed! ;)

[rockabilly]

Are ninja farts even more silent and deadlier?

[NYBURBS]

Are ninja farts even more silent and deadlier?

Must be because as anyone that lives on the interwebs knows: ninjas > all

[partlycloudy]

i hate mosquitoes

[Willie Escalade]

The Lakers' magic number is 16...or is it 32? :???:

[scubaman]

The picture has a mustache

[rameses2]

Captain Cabinet, trapped in cabinets, can he get out, will he get out? 'Course he can!

[netbum]

WHAT????:grouphug:grouphug:grouphug

[rockabilly]

It's true .... there's a little Captain in all of us. (because he peed in the brewery)

[NYBURBS]

It's true .... there's a little Captain in all of us. (because he peed in the brewery)


Hey bro, it just makes the brew taste sweeter :cool: (I kid I kid)

[lovesall]

Just wanted to say hello to everyone.

[scubaman]

http://pimpandhost.com/media/image/2/2/4/6/22460/f/0/6/c/f06c3bf6a434.gif

[Willie Escalade]

That gif never gets old!! :p

[lovesall]

Ha!! Ha!!!

[tovosan]

Something different........:fc



Cancelled TV series UGLY BETTY is set for a revival on the big screen - if cast members get their way.

Ana Ortiz tells Latina.com she and the show's star, America Ferrera have launched a crusade to bring lovable intern Betty Suarez back as fans prepare to bid the series farewell on April 14th.

Ortiz, who plays Hilda Suarez on the show, says, "I will say this: It’s open. There may be a movie!

"It’s something that we’ve been talking about and it’s something that America Ferrera would really love to do. That woman has so much determination that I can’t imagine anything she puts her mind to not getting done."

[tovosan]

Something to make you smile..........;):cool:

[SarahG]

Something different........:fc



Cancelled TV series UGLY BETTY is set for a revival on the big screen - if cast members get their way.

Ana Ortiz tells Latina.com she and the show's star, America Ferrera have launched a crusade to bring lovable intern Betty Suarez back as fans prepare to bid the series farewell on April 14th.

Ortiz, who plays Hilda Suarez on the show, says, "I will say this: It’s open. There may be a movie!

"It’s something that we’ve been talking about and it’s something that America Ferrera would really love to do. That woman has so much determination that I can’t imagine anything she puts her mind to not getting done."

Was the TV show really doing well enough to justify a movie?

[tovosan]

Was the TV show really doing well enough to justify a movie?

It was not doing that well, but, the last few episodes had better ratings. The show was very funny. Hopefully there will be a film version.:cool:

[lovesall]

Get The Weekend Started.......

[partlycloudy]

jules jordan has started shooting ts!?!

[buttlove]

i love trannys

[Star Angel 86]

jules jordan has started shooting ts!?!

WTF?????????????????????????????? I cannot imagine ole Jules Jordan jumping on the TS bandwagon.

[partlycloudy]

WTF?????????????????????????????? I cannot imagine ole Jules Jordan jumping on the TS bandwagon.
here's the cover.

[Star Angel 86]

here's the cover.

I'm in total shock right now.

Now the question is who did Jules Jordan hire to shoot and direct this video.

Thanks a lot partlycloudy for posting the cove and if it weren't for this thread it would have been a while before I knew about it.:cool:

[Willie Escalade]

Jules Jordan makes some of the best porn. Now only if he'd use some of the local talent...

[Star Angel 86]

Jules Jordan makes some of the best porn. Now only if he'd use some of the local talent...

Jules Jordan,was the first director that I started to get what I had on VHS on DVD.I've been a long time fan of his and his excellent videos have made me a huge fan of a lot of the female talent.Whenever I see some up and coming star I always think to myself I would love to see her in a Jules Jordan Video.:cool:

[Niccolo]

YouTube- Uriah Heep - Gypsy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wgOz8iweLc)

[daleach]

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Niccolo]

YouTube- John Fogerty & Springsteen-fortunate son@rocknroll hall of fame'09.avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBxvNzXSCIg)

[ALYSINCLAIRxxx]

Just because it's Amazing! :jerkoff

[Niccolo]

Someone's actually painted their van like that! Wow, that is pretty amazing. You'd grab people's attention when you drove down the street, that's for sure.

[Willie Escalade]

I'd rather roll the A*Team van...

[Bopper007]

Nice avatar Willie.

[jniowa]

what do we need this thread?

[jniowa]

but ok i'll play along to get to 800

[jniowa]

almost there, one more to go....

[Star Angel 86]

This thread has been extremely useful at least to me.:cool:

[Willie Escalade]

Just copped that new Wu-Tang...

[rameses2]

Hmm... how about some random pics?

[jniowa]

gotta get to 900

[jniowa]

well on my way

[jniowa]

only 82 more to go

[jniowa]

ok i'll stop after one more, 820 seems like a nice even number

[jniowa]

goodnight HA I'm headed to bed

[xrey]

Does the poster with the highest count get some kind of prize ... a night (or hour) with one of the hot hung angels?

[Willie Escalade]

Does the poster with the highest count get some kind of prize ... a night (or hour) with one of the hot hung angels?
I get to see Hot Hung Angels every weekend...:cool:

[Coremaster]

lol +1.... Wooot!

[MisterMister]

Yippie.. what a fun thread..
and a great idea....

[raiku9909]

I get to see Hot Hung Angels every weekend...:cool:

man, i gotta move.

[partlycloudy]

YouTube- THE WIRE - 100 Greatest Quotes (spoilers) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sgj78QG9Bg)
YouTube- THE WIRE - Other 100 Greatest Quotes (spoilers) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFh2f7rNAEI)

[partlycloudy]

YouTube- The Story of Stuff (2007) - Ch.5: Consumption (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUeMVt3stAo)

[rockabilly]

With warm spring weather upon us this is a friendly reminder that riding a bike is not only good for you but good for the environment as well.

[Willie Escalade]

I haven't seen this flash clip in awhile. I went to see if it was on YouTube...:D

YouTube- The Smurfs Lost Episode ♫ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArVQOr-vGU)

[jedimaster]

one more post from me: Sandy:

[alpha2117]

How dare you hijack the useless thread with the anything but useless sndy Lopes ... I can think of a couple of uses for her right now!

[jniowa]

ok gotta make it to 850 tonight

[jniowa]

two more to go....

[jniowa]

ok last one....

[Star Angel 86]

Hey here in Virginia,you cannot get hard liquor at your local grocery store you have to go to an ABC store however at the local 7/11 they sell a drink called Four Loko and I noticed they had a new flavor blue raspberry it's 12.0 in alcohol content I also enjoyed my favorite Canadian Lager Moosehead.:cool:

[rameses2]

I thought ABC Stores were only in Hawaii. It's so lame here, that we even have 123 Stores, too!!

[rockabilly]

Blue Raspberry is the new "Orange Drink".

[chris tacko]

hey there ladies ;)

[lovesall]

Have a Great Weekend!!!!!!!!!

[kukm4]

random fact,
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year.

[lovesall]

Random fact #2
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

[rockabilly]

Tacocat is a palindrome.

[jedimaster]

How dare you hijack the useless thread with the anything but useless sndy Lopes ... I can think of a couple of uses for her right now!

she is useless to me if i'm not in Brazil.

here: more useless (very recent) pics of her.

[lovesall]

words to live by.....

[kukm4]

recently began to see Tv series Breaking Bad.
Its pretty good.

[Willie Escalade]

Was just watching "Meet Joe Black". Not a bad movie!

[lovesall]

What a great pic with a great line.....

[littlenookie]

So in the movie "The Blues Brothers" let's say the gig at the Palace Hotel Ballroom started at 8pm. They were probably about an hour late, Cab Calloway sings 1 song then they come on and sing 2 before sneaking out. So let's say it's now 10pm, just to round up. If it's 106 miles to Chicago and they were driving about 120 mph it should've only taken them about an hour - so why the hell is it daylight when they get there???????????

[zoobleg]

Why are they called fingers,but they don't "fing"

[TsVanessa69]

I bought an afro wig to wear to tranny Palooza Monday!

[rockabilly]

What came first the chicken or the egg ?

[zoobleg]

The egg I made an omelet....
THE END...

[Willie Escalade]

I hope Victoria has a photoshoot this week. I want to check it out! :D

[partlycloudy]

YouTube- Riddum Revenge: Georges . Pimp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIa5hr4QZOc)

[tovosan]

Archie Comics To Debut First Gay Character


It’s unclear who reads Archie Comics these days, but whoever the readers are, they’ll notice a new character in coming issues. The comic, which dates to the 1940s and for decades has revolved around a love triangle between Archie Andrews and Riverdale High classmates Betty and Veronica, is debuting its first openly gay character. The new student, Kevin Keller, is scheduled to appear in issue #202, out in September, and will add diversity to a Riverdale community that has been criticized as being too homogeneous. Could a Madonna themed issue of Archie be far behind?



http://img181.imagevenue.com/loc32/th_26346_OB_IG552_archie_D_20100423093324_123_32lo .jpg (http://img181.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_26346_OB_IG552_archie_D_201004230 93324_123_32lo.jpg)

[rockabilly]

"Archie and Jughead were lovers."

Funny scene from Chasing Amy.

[rockabilly]

Any Rollerderby fans here?

Ya gotta love girls on skates.

[tovosan]

Any Rollerderby fans here?

Ya gotta love girls on skates.



http://img197.imagevenue.com/loc173/th_28127_Roller20Derby_123_173lo.jpg (http://img197.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=28127_Roller20Derby_123_173lo.jpg)

[partlycloudy]

YouTube- Compilation of bloopers / funny moments in Mixed Martial arts - volume 16 : photoshop edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r06FLh0Rc64)

YouTube- Compilation of bloopers / funny moments in Mixed Martial arts - volume 25 . photoshop edition part 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLGreGQ63R8)

[lovesall]

Glad to see this thread back on the map again!!! Have a great and safe weekend everyone!

[Willie Escalade]

GO LAKERS!

And Bailey Jay's site is looking NICE!!!

[bte]

@Partlycloudy

Those MMA videos are priceless!

[partlycloudy]

@Partlycloudy

Those MMA videos are priceless!
:mrgreen:.............

[wikid0ne]

spiderman is no batman

[tovosan]

Batman is no Superman........:party: