WHO IS NOT WIFEY MATERIAL?

[buckjohnson]

Since this forum has had a lot of "I want to marry" or other marriage related postings, I am curious whom some folks would not marry, Klinger not counted. As such, to be fair, a reason should be given on why a person is not marriage material and hopefully, the reason(s) given should not be too personal and flaming.

[rockabilly]

I'm just gonna be over here ... want some popcorn?

[dgs925]

It's spelled "wife", dumbass, there is no y on the end.

[flabbybody]

I'm hoping this thread doesn't get going.
nothing but problems

[2009AD]

Sonia Cardillo.

[Silcc69]

I'm hoping this thread doesn't get going.
nothing but problems

I'm ready to see the problems.

[giovanni_hotel]

Hey Buck, when are YOU gonna post a pick so we can clown on your azz???

[jcinva]

Since this forum has had a lot of "I want to marry" or other marriage related postings, I am curious whom some folks would not marry, Klinger not counted. As such, to be fair, a reason should be given on why a person is not marriage material and hopefully, the reason(s) given should not be too personal and flaming.

This is a verboten subject. A HA taboo, if you like.

The powers that be have already warned that anyone who says anything hurtful to the Gurlz (and hence makes them stop posting the pictures that drives the traffic that brings in the revenue) will get banned.

Personally, I think they're all simply awesome and wonderful and cuddly and oh, so feminine, every single last one of them.

They're all real women - down to their very souls and mitochondria and any act a straight guy wants to perform with or to them is entirely heterosexual. Because they're all real women. Very, very, very real.

Women, that is.

[BellaBellucci]

Since this forum has had a lot of "I want to marry" or other marriage related postings, I am curious whom some folks would not marry, Klinger not counted. As such, to be fair, a reason should be given on why a person is not marriage material and hopefully, the reason(s) given should not be too personal and flaming.

This is a verboten subject. A HA taboo, if you like.

The powers that be have already warned that anyone who says anything hurtful to the Gurlz (and hence makes them stop posting the pictures that drives the traffic that brings in the revenue) will get banned.

Personally, I think they're all simply awesome and wonderful and cuddly and oh, so feminine, every single last one of them.

They're all real women - down to the their very souls and mitochondria and any act a straight guy wants to perform with or to them is entirely heterosexual. Because they're all real women. Very, very, very real.

Women, that is.

It all sounds like puppy dogs and roses the way you put it. Are you being sarcastic? lol

~BB~

[Ryz]

Anyone who escorts har har

[tsmandy]

I am not wife material. I don't do monogamy and I would not settle down for anyone.

I think I make a great temporary girlfriend, like when I pop into town for a couple weeks. A fantastic couple nights of fun. A fun friend to hang out with.

But definitely not wife material. I like group sex too much.

[elo]

I am not wife material. I don't do monogamy and I would not settle down for anyone.

I think I make a great temporary girlfriend, like when I pop into town for a couple weeks. A fantastic couple nights of fun. A fun friend to hang out with.

But definitely not wife material. I like group sex too much.Good answer. :)

[Dirky]

I am not wife material. I don't do monogamy and I would not settle down for anyone.

I think I make a great temporary girlfriend, like when I pop into town for a couple weeks. A fantastic couple nights of fun. A fun friend to hang out with.

But definitely not wife material. I like group sex too much.

Would you marry me under these conditions?

A.) We'd have an open marriage. You could come and go as you please. Keep your porn career. Even keep your girlfriend. In fact, she could live with us, I'll gladly sleep in the garage. Also, you could have as many orgies as you'd like, no questions asked.

B.) A lifetime supply of pot all paid for by me.

C.) Your own state- of- the- art dungeon.

D.) You wouldn't even have to have sex with me. If you had a 'headache' the entire time we were married, I'd have to accept it.

I think that's a fair proposal.

[Willie Escalade]

I'M not wifey material. :oops:

[Star Angel 86]

I am not wife material. I don't do monogamy and I would not settle down for anyone.

I think I make a great temporary girlfriend, like when I pop into town for a couple weeks. A fantastic couple nights of fun. A fun friend to hang out with.

But definitely not wife material. I like group sex too much.

Would you marry me under these conditions?

A.) We'd have an open marriage. You could come and go as you please. Keep your porn career. Even keep your girlfriend. In fact, she could live with us, I'll gladly sleep in the garage. Also, you could have as many orgies as you'd like, no questions asked.

B.) A lifetime supply of pot all paid for by me.

C.) Your own state- of- the- art dungeon.

D.) You wouldn't even have to have sex with me. If you had a 'headache' the entire time we were married, I'd have to accept it.

I think that's a fair proposal.

E.) A piano

F.) She's welcome to go through your porn collection whenever she wants.

[BellaBellucci]

I'M not wifey material. :oops:

I love your new avatar. Those two look familiar. Hmm. I wonder from where. :shrug

That was a fun nite. lol

~BB~

[Willie Escalade]

I love your new avatar. Those two look familiar. Hmm. I wonder from where. :shrug

That was a fun nite. lol

~BB~
I think they are those two smokin' hot chicks who dance at Cobra. I was snapping away; I didn't have time to ask! :lol: :wink:

[loren]

I'm just gonna be over here ... want some popcorn?You bet, I'd love some. :popcorn :popcorn :rock2

[eclipsemint]

I would like to take this opportunity to address this topic seriously.


Yes.

That is correct.

The Who is NOT wifey material.

With the exception of Pete Townshend. I hear he can cook and puts out.

[TsVanessa69]

Anyone who escorts har har
WTF????

[droog]

Anyone who escorts har har
WTF????
he was being facetious... hence the 'har har.'

[buckjohnson]

I asked not to get personal, but what is not wifey material, like infidelity, educational level, $$$, escorting, prior sexual behavior, small boobs, big boobs, etc.. To me, a deal breaker is someone who has a past of dating busters and other losers. Also, have no time for silliness and drama, violence, being overweight, cats (feline), lack of musical sense, those who do not read and are not curious, and those who do not like the New York Knicks. These are all deal breakers. I will blame it on the Barcardi 151 for not making it clear.. I should have named the thread "what" not "who" is not wifey material. Sorry.

[eclipsemint]

Well that rules me out. I'm going straight!

[SarahG]

For most people I probably wouldn't be "wifey" material. People tend to find me morbid.

Not that I have any idea why...
http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/25.gif

[eclipsemint]

You probably just need a nice long fuck.

[SarahG]

You probably just need a nice long fuck.

Speaking from experience or speculation?

[rockabilly]

I like morbid ... may i die in your lap?

[eclipsemint]

You probably just need a nice long fuck.

Speaking from experience or speculation?

Either. Both. It couldn't hurt to try...

...Not if I'm gentle. And I am.

How about it?

[rockabilly]

Grrrrr

[eclipsemint]

Yes...that's right...growl like a dog Sarah...ggggrrr...

[rockabilly]

Hey now ... :angry:

[eclipsemint]

Yes...right...Hay now...we need a softer surface for the harder fucking to come...

[rockabilly]

Denial

[eclipsemint]

Wrong thread....you can't be EVERYWHERE at once or with EVERY girl at once.

[rockabilly]

But i can be w/ the ones in my circle.

[eclipsemint]

Yes of course you can.

[eclipsemint]

And you will be. Soon.

Soon as I've finished that is.

[rockabilly]

THATS IT , You have offended me and besmirched my ladies honor(s) choose your weapon. lol

[eclipsemint]

Penis pumps at 20 paces.

[rockabilly]

:shock: I just spit coffee everywhere! You tryin to kill me! :lol:

[eclipsemint]

I'm still safe as long as you can't spit 20 paces.

You know it was all in fun, right?

Getting late, sleepy now after all that virtual sex. Gonna turn in.

AFK. Happy Birthday, my friend.

[rockabilly]

Totally , And thanks Eclipsemint. Later bro. :lol:

[SarahG]

Penis pumps at 20 paces.

You two will have to put the video of that on xtube so everyone here can know you were being serious.

Otherwise you'll just look as crazy and spineless as Zell Miller did when he failed to actually have a duel with Chris Matthews.

[rockabilly]

I'll pm you the link. ;) but that's not proper swordfighting.