whats the weirdest place you've dumped your load?

[surfblue]

i once ejaculated inside my friends sock as a practical joke

:lol:

[rockabilly]

Was he wearing it at the time ? :lol: jk

[surfblue]

we were in the locker room and he was still in the showers hahaha

[mac.B]

In this ts girls ass. She didnt talk to me for months after that. :shock:

[raybbaby]

I'm not sure, really, I did literally "cream my jeans" one night while getting a couch dance. Made walking around a very nasty experience.

[wombat33]

i once ejaculated inside my friends sock as a practical joke

:lol:


iN MY SISTER'S FRIEND'S PANTIES AND BOOTS WHEN I WAS 14.

[surfblue]

i once ejaculated inside my friends sock as a practical joke

:lol:


iN MY SISTER'S FRIEND'S PANTIES AND BOOTS WHEN I WAS 14.
u sure it was her friends? :lol:

:shock:

[surfblue]

I'm not sure, really, I did literally "cream my jeans" one night while getting a couch dance. Made walking around a very nasty experience.
haha why is that, i mean im the same way ,after an orgasm and if im sittin in my own cum it just feels so uncomfortable

but when im super horny, cum, especialy tranny cum seems so HOT

[tommymageeshemales2]

Ha! On an ant hill :oops:

I was getting a HJ in the woods and we walked over a couple of metres deliberately to see how'd they go for it.

[Dirky]

Ha! On an ant hill :oops:

I was getting a HJ in the woods and we walked over a couple of metres deliberately to see how'd they go for it.

Ant bukkake? Cool!

[trish]

Now we're going to get eaten by ant-human mutant freaks thanks to your careless curiosity :) So did they go for it?

[fred41]

Now we're going to get eaten by ant-human mutant freaks thanks to your careless curiosity :) So did they go for it?

This is what the scary off-spring might look like:

[surfblue]

ants huh, lmao someone call peta

cumming in a fish tank seems like a good idea :razz:

[surfblue]

........

[snacks35]

While getting a blw job on the uptown #6 subway at 5:30 in the morning coming back to the Bronx from a night of clubbing ..

[freak]

in a Walden book store when i was a teenager. took a penthouse to one of the back rows and was rubbing myself through my gym shorts, just before I came I pulled it out the leg and shot a good 4 or 5 streamer into the books on the bottom shelf. It helped that the girl at the counter was hot and never paid attention.
Are there even Walden book stores any more?

[rockabilly]

ants huh, lmao someone call peta

cumming in a fish tank seems like a good idea :razz:

South Park did it. They mixed sea monkeys w/ semen and created a Se-Ciety. :lol:

[surfblue]

ants huh, lmao someone call peta

cumming in a fish tank seems like a good idea :razz:

South Park did it. They mixed sea monkeys w/ semen and created a Se-Ciety. :lol:

Kyle: Wow. That's a lot of sea men you've got there, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, this stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose. Heh. There we go.
Stan: Okay, now let's put the sea ciety in its new home.
Cartman: Nothin' to do now but wait.
Stan: ...Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?
Cartman: Uh-huh, suck it out of a hose, yeah.
Stan: Hm.
Kyle: Huh.


ROFL

[rockabilly]

Classic

[Jericho]

A cows nose
A cold day, hot steaming, so.........

[tommymageeshemales2]

I thought they'd go crackers for it, with the protein and what not. But after maybe 2 mins of observation, no, no they didn't.

[fred41]

I thought they'd go crackers for it, with the protein and what not. But after maybe 2 mins of observation, no, no they didn't.

:lol: :lol:

[StaggerLee]

In my super hot,semi-pro lpga boss' shoe

except that it wasn't hers, it was our 65 year old supervisor's

long story..

(good times)

[surfblue]

the other day i ejaculated inside a cars gas tank

[wombat33]

I have shot my load in...........


my sisters friends panties, and her boots


my sisters panties

on the back of a girls shirt while she was watching a movie


on my steering wheel


in a hot pan

[moscowradcliffe]

It's a toss up:

on a dancefloor in a crowded club
in a church pew
on a gravestone (happy halloween!)

[Dino Velvet]

I shot my load inside of a hollowed out chocolate eclair then handed it off to a lady friend. She never knew and ate the whole thing.

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