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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
09-10-2009, 01:01 AM
Fleshlight® To Release All New Sex In a Can™

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Three distinct flavors, unique orifices and textures, redesigned canister, compact size and economical price highlight this much anticipated release.
Those who have followed Fleshlight for several years now are aware of the Sex-In-A-Can product line. We took that product back to the drawing board; redesigned the canister to improve both air flow and storage, re-imagined the labels and sculpted brand new orifices to match. We even created all new textures for each individual can, which mimic our most popular Fleshlight® sensations
While everyone is working just a little bit harder to make ends meet, we are happy to be able to launch Sex-In-A-Can and allow our customers to get the Fleshlight experience in a way that is both affordable and highly stimulating. And for those who can't decide which one to buy, we are even offering the 3 pack at $99.95,

Austin, TX (PRWEB) September 9, 2009 -- ILF Inc, makers of the #1 selling male sex toy in the world is proud to release the all new Sex In a Can™. Available in three varieties, these humorous, collectible cans house Fleshlight's patented Real Feel Superskin™ material, making this product a double threat in both novelty and self gratification markets. In addition, each distinct brew boasts a unique orifice and texture offering further visual and sensual stimulation.

"Those who have followed Fleshlight for several years now are aware of the Sex-In-A-Can product line. We took that product back to the drawing board; redesigned the canister to improve both air flow and storage, re-imagined the labels and sculpted brand new orifices to match. We even created all new textures for each individual can, which mimic our most popular Fleshlight® sensations," commented Steve Shubin, CEO.

The price point for the Sex-In-A-Can is set for $39.95, making it the most economical way to experience the Fleshlight® line of products. "While everyone is working just a little bit harder to make ends meet, we are happy to be able to launch Sex-In-A-Can and allow our customers to get the Fleshlight experience in a way that is both affordable and highly stimulating. And for those who can't decide which one to buy, we are even offering the 3 pack at $99.95, " remarked Shubin.

BLKGSXR
09-10-2009, 01:10 AM
O yeah now I really meant what I said-I hope your bimmer dies with you under it. Lmfao. dude 1-10
10 being the most how bored were you?

kukm4
09-10-2009, 01:55 AM
Bernie Talked about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviYo3WsqjU

@ 58sec mark.