Your Momma ...

[rockabilly]

Your momma is so poor , burglars break in and leave things.

[BellaBellucci]

Your mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it reads 'one at a time please.' ;)

~BB~

[beantown]

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

[rockabilly]

Your momma is so old her social security number is 0

[worldbro]

hold up wait a minute, wait a minute...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

[loren]

:lol:
You're momma is so fat, her high school picture was an areal photo.

[beantown]

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Ya moms so ugly the mirror refuses to reflect her image

[beantown]

Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol

ya moms so fat she gives herself group hugs

[rockabilly]

Your momma is so dumb that when her snapple said shake before open ... she did tha truffle shuffle.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

btw next time do a search fuckers
http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=5072

back to the topic

ya moms so poor homeless muhfuckas hire her to hold their cardboard signs

[beantown]

Yo mama is just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ya moms is so insecure she kicked you out the apartment at 16 for filling out her bra better than she ever could

[scubaman]

tour mom's so fat her blood type is RAGU

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ya moms so poor her mutt gives her it's leftovers

[bte]

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

[raybbaby]

your mama is so fat her bra size is Stanley Cup.

[raybbaby]

Yo moms is so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.

[Nooksack]

Yo momma's so fat, when yo daddy was through fuckin' her, he rolled over twice and was still on top!

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked me what comes after "X" I said "Y" and she said "Cuz I wanna know"

[Nooksack]

Yo momma's so fat, when yo daddy was through fuckin' her, he rolled over twice and was still on top!

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked me what comes after "X" I said "Y" and she said "Cuz I wanna know"

[raybbaby]

Yo momma is so fat, she got stretch marks on her clothes!

[Jericho]

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

[rockabilly]

Your momma is so fat , they built the house around her.

[bte]

yo momma so fat, she takes poster polaroids

[Trowa]

Yo mama so dumb she tried to commit suicide out of a basement window.

[rockabilly]

Your momma is so fat i told her to haul ass , she made 2 trips.

[Willie Escalade]

Your mama's so stupid, when she jumped out the window the ho went up.

[bte]

yo momma so fat, she drives a spandex car

[BLKGSXR]

This will get the most laughs....
Ill hump all your mothers....No but seriously I will.

[Trowa]

The doctor put an eye on your mother knee, they call her Niecy.

Your mom has one eye and one leg, they call the bitch IHOP

Your mom is so blind, the doctor put a pair of eyes on her ass and she still can't see shit.

Your mom is so dumb I told her to take the 90, so she took the 45 bus twice.

[Trowa]

Your mom has one eye and one leg, they call the bitch IHOP

Your mom is so blind, the doctor put a pair of eyes on her ass and she still can't see shit.

Your mom is so dumb I told her to take the 90, so she took the 45 bus twice.

[patrick68g]

Yo mama so fat she uses a coke machine a tampon

[Alyssa87]

oh this is my new favorite thread

i loooove yo mama jokes.

PLEASE keep em comin.
i have too much bladder control.

[Alyssa87]

yo mama's hair is so short,

he curls it with rice.

[Jericho]

Yo mama so inbred she yo brother!

[Alyssa87]

yo mama is so old AND FAT

She knew Burger King when he was a prince.

[Ryz]

Your mother is so fat we needed to grease up the doorway and put a twinkie on the other side to get her out of the house

[Alyssa87]

yo mama is so big,

she got hit by a bus
and said

'who threw dat rock?'

[Ryz]

That was very lame.

[Alyssa87]

its better in my head

[Alyssa87]

yo mama is so funky

she made

speed stick slow down
right guard turn left
and secret tell it all

[Norma]

8) Your momma so fat and hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her

[Norma]

8) Your momma is sooo poor, she thinks a quarterback is a tax refund.

[eddymunster90]

Your mommas so fat even Hagrid said she was a biiig bitch!

fyi,
Hagrid is that big dude at Harry Potter's school.

[2009AD]

Yo momma is a model for Black Tgirls... do I need to go on?

[Nooksack]

Yo momma's breath so stank, the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle!

Yo momma's so fat, she's why they changed labels to one size fits most!

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator!

Yo momma's so dumb, she was goin' on vacation but saw a sign that said "airport left" so she went back home!

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red, the kids scream "Kool Aid!"

Yo momma's so fat, she was layin' on the beach and Greenpeace came up and rolled her back in!

[Nooksack]

Yo momma's breath so stank, the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle!

Yo momma's so fat, she's why they changed labels to one size fits most!

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator!

Yo momma's so dumb, she was goin' on vacation but saw a sign that said "airport left" so she went back home!

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red, the kids scream "Kool Aid!"

Yo momma's so fat, she was layin' on the beach and Greenpeace came up and rolled her back in!

[franks]

your momma is so old, her social security card has roman numerals on it.

[franks]

your momma is so old, her social security card has roman numerals on it.

[franks]

your momma is so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.

[Willie Escalade]

Yo momma is a model for Black Tgirls... do I need to go on?
That's wrong! :lol:

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

[glenntinnyc]

uour momma's so dumb it taker her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

your momma's so poor when you rg the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and yells ding dong

[2009AD]

i'm not saying your momma is fat, but her weight is 7.7 .....on the Richter scale.

[2009AD]

Yo momma is a model for Black Tgirls... do I need to go on?
That's wrong! :lol:


It's funny because it's true... :wink:

[deee757]

Yo mama so dumb, she thought the Salvation Army fought in the holy war

[deee757]

Yo mama so dumb, she thought the Salvation Army fought in the holy war

[deee757]

Yo mama so dumb, she thought the Salvation Army fought in the holy war

[deee757]

Yo mama so dumb, she thought the Salvation Army fought in the holy war

[JeniferTS]

yo momma so fat because she eats a lot.

[deee757]

You mama credit so bad......................they asked for a down payment at the hospital when she got stabbed. lol

[rockabilly]

Your momma is so fat she has her own gravitational field.

[deee757]

You mama credit so bad......................they asked for a down payment at the hospital when she got stabbed. lol

[deee757]

You mama credit so bad......................they asked for a down payment at the hospital when she got stabbed. lol

[deee757]

Yo mamma got beat up at a peace rally

[deee757]

your mama got beat up at a peace rally

[2009AD]

Yo momma's so dumb, when she heard her computer had a virus, she took it to the emergency room.

[deee757]

yo mamma plays back up power forward for the bulls

[BLKGSXR]

JW's mother...Ready for the plowing of a century...and yes hes a yellow(white)negro
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/XZIBIT07/lifting_matress.jpg
WOMP WOMP

[Quiet Reflections]

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

[brickcitybrother]

Your mother so nasty ... when she takes her panties off... it sounds like velcro.