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slipknut
08-05-2009, 10:23 PM
Ok so I have been thinking of using an escort here in chicago for my first time and would like a few pointers on how the whole process goes down and such so I don't look like a complete douche bag...and please refrain from the just call up the girl and set up an appt responses . Also I'm kinda shy with people I don't really know so any conversation pointers would be greatly appreciated...thanks in advance for any advice also and ladies here from chi town interested in helping me out hit me with a pm.

ed_jaxon
08-05-2009, 10:41 PM
I'll take this one.

First, do your homework. Make sure the girl is legit and is not going to rip you off, arrest your ass, clock watch or generally fuck up your experience. Read reviews, TER, here, etc.

Call the girl the day you want to see her and set up the time and get the address. Tell her you will call her when you get close. That way when you call they know you are not bullshitting.

Be showered and dressed decent when you get there. Usually a girl will kiss a guy or do something else to ensure he is not a cop, I like to do the same.

Put the money down on a dresser and compliment the girl after all you chose her so she should look good, right?

Get undressed and have fun.

saifan
08-05-2009, 11:47 PM
I'll take this one.

First, do your homework. Make sure the girl is legit and is not going to rip you off, arrest your ass, clock watch or generally fuck up your experience. Read reviews, TER, here, etc.

Call the girl the day you want to see her and set up the time and get the address. Tell her you will call her when you get close. That way when you call they know you are not bullshitting.

Be showered and dressed decent when you get there. Usually a girl will kiss a guy or do something else to ensure he is not a cop, I like to do the same.

Put the money down on a dresser and compliment the girl after all you chose her so she should look good, right?

Get undressed and have fun.

Pretty much this to a tee.

Most importantly do your homework!

If you can't find reviews on the girl it is a pretty good idea to stay away. Another safe bet is to go with a "name" girl (who has good reviews obv).

EDIT: Also bring your own protection or insure that she has before you exchange money.

BeardedOne
08-06-2009, 12:19 AM
What Ed said.

Aid sed? Whatever.

Relax, use common sense. If you don't want to come off as a douche bag, don't act like one. The fact that you've asked for a little advice in advance shows that you have enough wits to deal with that.

Use your big head and your little head should be quite happy by evening's end.

slipknut
08-06-2009, 01:28 PM
ok thanks guys i really appreciate the help.

Jericho
08-06-2009, 03:15 PM
Along with showered and dressed decent, lay off the garlic! :lol:

phobun
08-06-2009, 05:38 PM
I suppose that you probably should not be wondering what she thinks of a guy who goes behind his wife's back to get dick from someone in a skirt, or a guy who has to pay money for someone to fuck him.

Don't let such thoughts bother you!

You probably don't wonder what the salesperson hocking used AMC Gremlins thinks about you when you stop and look, so don't concern yourself with what a sex worker is thinking.

Nicole Dupre
08-06-2009, 05:41 PM
a guy who goes behind his wife's back to get dick from someone in a skirt, or a guy who has to pay money for someone to fuck him.


Once again, your mind goes straight to cock. Why?

rockabilly
08-06-2009, 06:04 PM
Phobun makes alot of ASSumptions , how do you know he's married?

phobun
08-06-2009, 06:12 PM
Phobun makes alot of ASSumptions , how do you know he's married?

He might not be, but the prostitute probably sees her fair share of dudes on the down-low, and the she might wonder. Not that he should care, of course.

TsVanessa69
08-06-2009, 07:05 PM
I'll take this one.

First, do your homework. Make sure the girl is legit and is not going to rip you off, arrest your ass, clock watch or generally fuck up your experience. Read reviews, TER, here, etc.

Call the girl the day you want to see her and set up the time and get the address. Tell her you will call her when you get close. That way when you call they know you are not bullshitting.

Be showered and dressed decent when you get there. Usually a girl will kiss a guy or do something else to ensure he is not a cop, I like to do the same.

Put the money down on a dresser and compliment the girl after all you chose her so she should look good, right?

Get undressed and have fun.
Good job Ed!
Thats the easiest, drama free way to do things.
And by the way can you tell these guys its RUDE to contact one girl to hook up with another, especially when that girls contact info is all over the net?

yosi
08-06-2009, 07:27 PM
just look at it as you're going to have a good time, go and enjoy, and you will enjoy 8)

many here had a first time with a tranny , none started on the second time :wink:

all of them survived the experience , trust me , you read thier words here.

many transexuals , just like all women , LOVE to be complimented :wink:

Nassau
08-06-2009, 08:29 PM
There aren't that many top class transsexual escorts in Chicago that are top class
I heard excellent things about Vanessa but I never had the privileged, Same for Mia Isabella thats all I can say off my head

TsVanessa69
08-06-2009, 09:28 PM
There aren't that many top class transsexual escorts in Chicago that are top class
I heard excellent things about Vanessa but I never had the privileged, Same for Mia Isabella thats all I can say off my head
Thanks :wink:

cantos03
08-07-2009, 02:11 AM
[quote=ed_jaxon]I'll take this one.
EDIT: Also bring your own protection or insure that she has before you exchange money.

A good sex worker who cares about her (or his) health and doing her job will be prepared in this department. If you find out she doesn't, I'd be worried.

alyssats
08-07-2009, 03:37 AM
Here are the things i could think of now that makes me uncomfortable with a client:

- using hidden,private numbers or using many mobile numbers
- clients who asked for discount or interested to pay low amount of money. Usually the ones who pay low are usually also the ones who are so hard to handle
- clients who would not pay or put the money on the table before anything else, high possibility of bullshit jeje
- clients who would not take 'No' for an answer. Like when a client said can you give me blowjob without a condom. When I said 'No' and the client keeps on pushing not to used condom he really makes me uncomfortable and scared out of him. A 'No' is a 'No'
- clients who smell and unhygienic
- obnoxious clients, very hard to handle
- clients who have so many many many demands like can you wear this, can you wear also this after, wear this also and do this then do this then do this then do this then do this and so much more..... I prefer relaxed no pressure just pure fun encounter ;)

...

tsntx
08-07-2009, 03:52 AM
There aren't that many top class transsexual escorts in Chicago that are top class
I heard excellent things about Vanessa but I never had the privileged, Same for Mia Isabella thats all I can say off my head

Check out the reviews on Shemale Review Guide www.shemalereview.net before you do anything. This site is the most definitive site for accurate TS reviews. I would be very wary of Mia Isabella based on everything I have heard and read. She is a known rip off. Beware.

Oh yea, she charges $1000 per hour :lol:


smr.net is NOT to be trusted at all
ive read many reviews on there that say false info on girls i knew... AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE THE GIRLS... and i spoke up and said that there were obvious things not right w/ reviews and i got banned because of it

now they wont post anything thats said about me thats good but have no problem allowing ppl that have never met me, stated that they have never met me... give their opinions about me as if they were facts

like i said on smr... take the reviews to be one guys experience of one moment in time... the review will reflect how he was feeling that day and how the girl was feeling that day... its not to be expected that every experience will be the same... as they say YMMV

if the guy writing the review is young, hung, fun, easy to get along, outgoing personality... and you are old, fat, impotent, complaining, demanding etc.... it should be expected your experience will differ from his

but hey what do i know... im just a girl that was banned bc my service didnt suck like it was expected

hobby_nyc
08-07-2009, 06:16 PM
There aren't that many top class transsexual escorts in Chicago that are top class
I heard excellent things about Vanessa but I never had the privileged, Same for Mia Isabella thats all I can say off my head

Chicago has it's fair share of escorts with good reputation, a number of them post on here periodically. Jasmine, Shana+Melissa, Lee, etc. I hear nothing good about Mia Isabella's service, but at that price I'm not about to find out first hand.

Agree with the poster(s) who commented on SER, not reliable. Personally I think SRG is most reliable for reviews, though understand some don't like it...

Nassau
08-10-2009, 09:13 AM
There aren't that many top class transsexual escorts in Chicago that are top class
I heard excellent things about Vanessa but I never had the privileged, Same for Mia Isabella thats all I can say off my head

Chicago has it's fair share of escorts with good reputation, a number of them post on here periodically. Jasmine, Shana+Melissa, Lee, etc. I hear nothing good about Mia Isabella's service, but at that price I'm not about to find out first hand.

Agree with the poster(s) who commented on SER, not reliable. Personally I think SRG is most reliable for reviews, though understand some don't like it...

I have 2 agree with ya point on other good ts escorts in da chi such as Jasmine, Shana+Melissa, and Lee. but some1 like me prefers Ethnic Trannies thats

TsVanessa69
08-10-2009, 12:12 PM
There aren't that many top class transsexual escorts in Chicago that are top class
I heard excellent things about Vanessa but I never had the privileged, Same for Mia Isabella thats all I can say off my head

Check out the reviews on Shemale Review Guide www.shemalereview.net before you do anything. This site is the most definitive site for accurate TS reviews. I would be very wary of Mia Isabella based on everything I have heard and read. She is a known rip off. Beware.

Oh yea, she charges $1000 per hour :lol:


smr.net is NOT to be trusted at all
ive read many reviews on there that say false info on girls i knew... AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE THE GIRLS... and i spoke up and said that there were obvious things not right w/ reviews and i got banned because of it

now they wont post anything thats said about me thats good but have no problem allowing ppl that have never met me, stated that they have never met me... give their opinions about me as if they were facts

like i said on smr... take the reviews to be one guys experience of one moment in time... the review will reflect how he was feeling that day and how the girl was feeling that day... its not to be expected that every experience will be the same... as they say YMMV

if the guy writing the review is young, hung, fun, easy to get along, outgoing personality... and you are old, fat, impotent, complaining, demanding etc.... it should be expected your experience will differ from his

but hey what do i know... im just a girl that was banned bc my service didnt suck like it was expected

The above statements are not a surprise from an escort that has received bad reviews. You need an attitude adjustment and maybe your reviews will improve. Fighting and arguing with everyone gets you no points. Grow up. It's a service industry and the customer is always right. Either provide good service or get out.
Sometimes girls who are mad at another girl will make up fake reviews just to make a girl look bad, just like I know a girl who has her gay friends write reviews of her to "improve" business as she says.
I would say if the reviews were by actual clients then it would be ok.
I say if you get with a girl and she doesnt look like her pics or she obviously isn'nt into the session, stop the session and leave.

hobby_nyc
08-10-2009, 03:20 PM
There aren't that many top class transsexual escorts in Chicago that are top class
I heard excellent things about Vanessa but I never had the privileged, Same for Mia Isabella thats all I can say off my head

Chicago has it's fair share of escorts with good reputation, a number of them post on here periodically. Jasmine, Shana+Melissa, Lee, etc. I hear nothing good about Mia Isabella's service, but at that price I'm not about to find out first hand.

Agree with the poster(s) who commented on SER, not reliable. Personally I think SRG is most reliable for reviews, though understand some don't like it...

I have 2 agree with ya point on other good ts escorts in da chi such as Jasmine, Shana+Melissa, and Lee. but some1 like me prefers Ethnic Trannies thats

In that case, Rachel seems cool...

Ponyboy
08-10-2009, 06:56 PM
If you have any special requests or anything you want to try, ask the escort if she will do it before you book her.

If you are booking a Tgirl, check if she is top/bottom (active/passive) depending on what you want.

If you are thinking of being a bottom for the first time, choose one with a thin cock. - it can be very painful.

Personally, I love the feel of cock against my ass befor they enter - its the best feeling in the world

LittleGuy
08-10-2009, 07:50 PM
If you have any special requests or anything you want to try, ask the escort if she will do it before you book her.

If you are booking a Tgirl, check if she is top/bottom (active/passive) depending on what you want.

If you are thinking of being a bottom for the first time, choose one with a thin cock. - it can be very painful.

Personally, I love the feel of cock against my ass befor they enter - its the best feeling in the world

tmi dude :roll:

slipknut
08-10-2009, 10:34 PM
Are there any other trustworthy sites u guys can recommend other than eros?

fred41
08-10-2009, 11:31 PM
Are there any other trustworthy sites u guys can recommend other than eros?

If it's your first time and you're not familiar with using the other sites that advertise girls , then I would stick with eros. If Chicago has "parties" like New York..then I would try that also.