'Jaffing' the new masturbation technique??

[macjay18]

Jaffing is the where you stick objects such as small dildos etc up your ureter (peehole) and gently slide it in and out like you would a vagina.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jaffing

There are a couple of odd vids of this floating around on rapidshare.

[muhmuh]

my adivce... never talk to anyone whose worked in an emergency room if youre sensitive to stories of various objects jammed up in guys urethras

[joeym75ld]

fucking gross

[Dirky]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

[cand86]

I always thought that was called "sounding".

[SarahG]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

The eraser end may hurt more since its usually got that sharp metal piece that holds the eraser to the wood.

Unless that's the idea.

[Dirky]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

The eraser end may hurt more since its usually got that sharp metal piece that holds the eraser to the wood.

Unless that's the idea.

With the eraser end inserted it would allow you to write and sketch as you masturbated. Killing two birds with one stone and all that.

[muhmuh]

but what if you make a mistake and need the eraser thats jammed deep into your bladder?

[hippifried]

I always thought that was called "sounding".I always thought it was called insane. Not a lot of stretchability there.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I always thought that was called "sounding".

Sounding is correct (in the bdsm community anyways)!

:claps

~Kisses.

HTG

[tommymageeshemales2]

I always thought that was called "sounding".

Sounding is correct (in the bdsm community anyways)!

:claps

~Kisses.

HTG

.....you dirty girl....

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I always thought that was called "sounding".

Sounding is correct (in the bdsm community anyways)!

:claps

~Kisses.

HTG

.....you dirty girl....

You gotta live life to the fullest..you know it! lol ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[tommymageeshemales2]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

like your elbow....this is nuts!

in fact, that'll be next, people trying to shove their own nuts into their knob. it'd look like some kind of bagel....a nutty knobagel...nuts!!!!

[cand86]

I always thought that was called "sounding".I always thought it was called insane. Not a lot of stretchability there.

Wasn't Kinsey able to fit a toothbrush in his urethra?

Anyways, maybe insane, but I dig people who are a bit insane :D

[SarahG]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

like your elbow....this is nuts!

in fact, that'll be next, people trying to shove their own nuts into their knob. it'd look like some kind of bagel....a nutty knobagel...nuts!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/rl8yc

[tommymageeshemales2]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

like your elbow....this is nuts!

in fact, that'll be next, people trying to shove their own nuts into their knob. it'd look like some kind of bagel....a nutty knobagel...nuts!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/rl8yc

Saw half a second of that. A real treat, thanks.

[SarahG]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

like your elbow....this is nuts!

in fact, that'll be next, people trying to shove their own nuts into their knob. it'd look like some kind of bagel....a nutty knobagel...nuts!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/rl8yc

Saw half a second of that. A real treat, thanks.

hehe, you're welcome but you should really thank the OP for starting the topic.

[Dirky]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

like your elbow....this is nuts!

in fact, that'll be next, people trying to shove their own nuts into their knob. it'd look like some kind of bagel....a nutty knobagel...nuts!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/rl8yc

I knew I shouldn't have opened that link but I clicked it anyway.

All I can say is...ouch.

[SarahG]

According to the urban dictionary...

"2. jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects"

They didn't specify which end of the pencil though.

like your elbow....this is nuts!

in fact, that'll be next, people trying to shove their own nuts into their knob. it'd look like some kind of bagel....a nutty knobagel...nuts!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/rl8yc

I knew I shouldn't have opened that link but I clicked it anyway.

All I can say is...ouch.

Sometimes you can't turn away from watching the train wreck...

[95racer]

Jaffing is the where you stick objects such as small dildos etc up your ureter (peehole) and gently slide it in and out like you would a vagina.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jaffing

There are a couple of odd vids of this floating around on rapidshare.

WTF!!!!!!!!! :shock:

[Dirky]

Sometimes you can't turn away from watching the train wreck...

I guess that could also explain why people come to HA too.

[SarahG]

Sometimes you can't turn away from watching the train wreck...

I guess that could also explain why people come to HA too.

I doubt it's why they come here. But I do think it's why no one ever leaves.

[tommymageeshemales2]

Sometimes you can't turn away from watching the train wreck...

I guess that could also explain why people come to HA too.

It's why they go to Hung Devils as far as I could tell....

[cand86]

like your elbow....this is nuts!

in fact, that'll be next, people trying to shove their own nuts into their knob. it'd look like some kind of bagel....a nutty knobagel...nuts!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/rl8yc[/quote]

That is so cringe-worthy, and I don't even have a dick.

I don't know what you'd call this, but it certainly consists of some serious crotch origami:

How To Create A ManPussy (http://video2.xtube.com/watch_video.php?v_user_id=slimsmoothy&idx=6&v=SWChL_S228_&cl=k1Od8_S228_&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=)[/url]

[SarahG]

How To Create A ManPussy (http://video2.xtube.com/watch_video.php?v_user_id=slimsmoothy&idx=6&v=SWChL_S228_&cl=k1Od8_S228_&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=)[/url]

That's impressive, I wonder how well it holds.

[Dirky]

Alright, I tried it. You should have seen that pencil shoot across the room when I came! Next time I'll know to take it out before I cum.

[SarahG]

Alright, I tried it. You should have seen that pencil shoot across the room when I came! Next time I'll know to take it out before I cum.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I am skeptical you tried it.

[Dirky]

Alright, I tried it. You should have seen that pencil shoot across the room when I came! Next time I'll know to take it out before I cum.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I am skeptical you tried it.

If I sent you a pic of the pencil stuck in the wall, would you believe me?

(of course, i didn't actually do it!)

[Willie Escalade]

Oh, HELL NO! :evil: :smh :what

[Quiet Reflections]

yuck

[muhmuh]

How To Create A ManPussy (http://video2.xtube.com/watch_video.php?v_user_id=slimsmoothy&idx=6&v=SWChL_S228_&cl=k1Od8_S228_&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=)

somehow that looks less comfortable than having a dildo jammed up your urethra

[macjay18]

ok i started this topic and after seeing that URL and actually seeing it getting done with something considerably bigger than i pencill I am absolutely flabberghasted!

[Jericho]

Fukkin thread's scary.
Whole thing should be deleted and never spoken of again! :shock:

[tslover185]

Just not right!!!!!

[nohj68]

I've seen videos of that and I can't watch it. I'm pretty openminded but I can't deal with that.

[trish]

When artfully depicted it can look really hot and sultry.

So I tried it.



I neither felt hot no sultry, just stupid. Never again.

[alyssats]

http://tinyurl.com/rl8yc

Goshhh pleassseeee!