Is Barack Obama the anti Christ?

[thx1138]

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=vXMAnlMmEPw

[praetor]

The real antichrist is Luiz Inácio Lulla da Silva.

[SugaSweet]

My street address is 667 ------- Circle.
So I feel I am the neighbor of the Beast.
He is a slightly tall version of Ron Jeremy.

[Dino Velvet]

The real antichrist is Luiz Inácio Lulla da Silva.

I don't know what those people were thinking making Coffin Joe their President.

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/E/embodiment_of_evil_xl_01--film-A.jpg

[EyeCumInPiece]

The pic is great, but the video bored me into submission.

[yosi]

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=vXMAnlMmEPw

no more than just a bad conspiracy.

the word "bama" in hebrew , has nothing to do with heaven , trust me on this one 8)

some poeple are realy pissed from the idea of a black president , aren't they?

[yodajazz]

Just something to give people paranoia in order to keep them from focusing on real life issues. And the other part is to divert attention from Jesus's messages fo love and aceptance.

[thx1138]

I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."

[muhmuh]

you mean to imply that youre not the nutty one in your family?

[Distance]

I got this from a nutty family member.

I bet your family says that of you, too. :lol:

But hang on...what if...god never even existed? Damn, another theory! Wonder where that would leave Obama. :lol:

[addicted]

not the antichrist but another terrible choice for president.

[Nicole Dupre]

I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."

I think everyone's "forgetting" the posts where you made jokes about an escort being stalked, assaulted, and raped.

I think you and brenda keep track of lots of escort phone numbers, and like to pass them along on a porn forum.

I think you have skeletons in your closet.

[praetor]

The real antichrist is Luiz Inácio Lulla da Silva.

I don't know what those people were thinking making Coffin Joe their President.

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/E/embodiment_of_evil_xl_01--film-A.jpg

I really don't know either, but he implemented a policy program named "Bolsa Familia", State pays up two hundred real to every selected porr family (theoretically at least, but we can find people who do not need), which translates, in reality, into buying votes. That's the reason he is president.

[eclipsemint]

I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."


1. They don't believe they are better than anyone else. This is a common misconception among non-believers.
- they believe that ALL have sinned and fallen short of the standard that a perfect God sets, including believers. That's why they subscribe to a saviour who died for their wrongs and made them friends with God, even though they don't deserve it. It is freely offered to all - there's nothing you need to do to accept it. Just believe it and start living it.

2. They don't believe they are going to be raptured BECAUSE they are better than everyone else.
- bad times are coming in the very near future, some think within the next few years. The rapture is a temporary relocation with two purposes: to remove the believers from the warzone when the shit hits the fan; and to get them out of the way so they won't interfere with the progress of the war (by praying against the antichrist etc).


Oh, and no, I don't think Obama is the antichrist. I don't think it is anyone who has yet figured significantly in world politics. But it is probably someone who is alive today and is yet to emerge. IMO

[thx1138]

@ elipsemint: Hanging out on a transexual porn site-Isn't that going to blow your chances at getting raptured?

[Nicole Dupre]

I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."


1. They don't believe they are better than anyone else. This is a common misconception among non-believers.
- they believe that ALL have sinned and fallen short of the standard that a perfect God sets, including believers. That's why they subscribe to a saviour who died for their wrongs and made them friends with God, even though they don't deserve it. It is freely offered to all - there's nothing you need to do to accept it. Just believe it and start living it.

2. They don't believe they are going to be raptured BECAUSE they are better than everyone else.
- bad times are coming in the very near future, some think within the next few years. The rapture is a temporary relocation with two purposes: to remove the believers from the warzone when the shit hits the fan; and to get them out of the way so they won't interfere with the progress of the war (by praying against the antichrist etc).


Oh, and no, I don't think Obama is the antichrist. I don't think it is anyone who has yet figured significantly in world politics. But it is probably someone who is alive today and is yet to emerge. IMO

Hmmmm.

Do you think if the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus joined forces, that they could possibly stop the anti-Christ? Two on one are pretty good odds. Plus Santa, by my calculations, has LOTS of elves watching his back.

[Dirky]

@ elipsemint: Hanging out on a transexual porn site-Isn't that going to blow your chances at getting raptured?

:lol:

I'll never understand how evangelical Christians and right-wing conservatives can justify their beliefs in between hanging out at tranny websites. But to each their own, I guess.

[eclipsemint]

@ elipsemint: Hanging out on a transexual porn site-Isn't that going to blow your chances at getting raptured?

Honestly, the lust issue does bother my conscience. I'll admit that.

Good question, by the way, but by asking it you are still hinting that you seem to think that I THINK the only way to become acceptable to God is to become perfect and stop doing anything remotely immoral.

I don't think that.

To be totally frank, this action, if it is wrong, is no worse than any other thing that I have done wrong in my life, and believe me when I say I have done far worse things.

However I don't think this act itself (of being a member of this site) is all that bad...any more than going to the pub and having a drink is, which I do on a regular basis. I'm not actually participating in sex with anybody here, not even virtually or metaphorically. It's just communicating and sharing points of view with people, and some harmless flirting too. I am not currently in a relationship, so I am not cheating anyone, either. If I was in a relationship I probably wouldn't spend time here.

To answer your question the best I can, my only hope, realistically, is to be forgiven for ALL the wrong things I've done, including this if it offends God. That's my hope. Not becoming perfect, because THAT will never happen in this lifetime.

[Dirky]

Do you think if the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus joined forces, that they could possibly stop the anti-Christ? Two on one are pretty good odds. Plus Santa, by my calculations, has LOTS of elves watching his back.

If you throw the tooth fairy into the mix, I think they'd be a force to be reckoned with. I feel very good about their chances against the anti-christ.

Bring it ON!

[eclipsemint]

I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."


1. They don't believe they are better than anyone else. This is a common misconception among non-believers.
- they believe that ALL have sinned and fallen short of the standard that a perfect God sets, including believers. That's why they subscribe to a saviour who died for their wrongs and made them friends with God, even though they don't deserve it. It is freely offered to all - there's nothing you need to do to accept it. Just believe it and start living it.

2. They don't believe they are going to be raptured BECAUSE they are better than everyone else.
- bad times are coming in the very near future, some think within the next few years. The rapture is a temporary relocation with two purposes: to remove the believers from the warzone when the shit hits the fan; and to get them out of the way so they won't interfere with the progress of the war (by praying against the antichrist etc).


Oh, and no, I don't think Obama is the antichrist. I don't think it is anyone who has yet figured significantly in world politics. But it is probably someone who is alive today and is yet to emerge. IMO

Hmmmm.

Do you think if the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus joined forces, that they could possibly stop the anti-Christ? Two on one are pretty good odds. Plus Santa, by my calculations, has LOTS of elves watching his back.

lol :wink:

They'd be too busy fighting the anti-Easter Bunny (wot? no choccy eggs? Nooo!) and the anti-Santa Claus.

[SarahG]

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=vXMAnlMmEPw

Doesn't there have to be a "christ" for an anti-christ to exist?

For that matter, doesn't there have to be a "god" for a "christ" and "anti-christ" to exist?

This theory is full of holes...

[eclipsemint]

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=vXMAnlMmEPw

Doesn't there have to be a "christ" for an anti-christ to exist?

For that matter, doesn't there have to be a "god" for a "christ" and "anti-christ" to exist?

This theory is full of holes...



Aren't you God? Since you are everywhere and nowhere??

:twisted:

[SarahG]

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=vXMAnlMmEPw

Doesn't there have to be a "christ" for an anti-christ to exist?

For that matter, doesn't there have to be a "god" for a "christ" and "anti-christ" to exist?

This theory is full of holes...



Aren't you God? Since you are everywhere and nowhere??

:twisted:

Hell no, I am as much of a godless atheist as there can be.

[El Nino]

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=vXMAnlMmEPw

Doesn't there have to be a "christ" for an anti-christ to exist?

For that matter, doesn't there have to be a "god" for a "christ" and "anti-christ" to exist?

This theory is full of holes...

Haha... true, true..

[Distance]

This theory is full of holes...

And cheesy, smelly, dry on the mouth too.

:lol:

[SarahG]

This theory is full of holes...

And cheesy, smelly, dry on the mouth too.

:lol:

At least people haven't waged wars or started burning people to death in pubic greens over their opinions on cheese.

And cheese actually has a meaningful purpose...

[raybbaby]

"pubic greens"???

[SarahG]

"pubic greens"???

dah! typeo, I meant PUBLIC greens.

looool, kinda changes the meaning by missing one letter, doesn't it?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dirky]

God, the antichrist, cheese and green pubic hair all in one thread.

[muhmuh]

At least people haven't waged wars or started burning people to death in pubic greens over their opinions on cheese.

did you forget about the great germans vs cheese eating surrender monkeys war of 1870?

[SarahG]

At least people haven't waged wars or started burning people to death in pubic greens over their opinions on cheese.

did you forget about the great germans vs cheese eating surrender monkeys war of 1870?

Well, I am not sure I agree with your terminology here- the Franko-Prussian war didn't involve every Germanic state iirc- and the dispute was never about cheese, even if it was consumed during the marches threw Paris.

Besides, I am sure the wine had as big of a role as the cheese did.

[muhmuh]

Well, I am not sure I agree with your terminology here- the Franko-Prussian war didn't involve every Germanic state iirc- and the dispute was never about cheese, even if it was consumed during the marches threw Paris.

Besides, I am sure the wine had as big of a role as the cheese did.

hm interesting its called the german-french war in german

either way if we accept the english terminology for a moment it immediately follows that your assertion is incorrect since every souther german knows prussians dont know the first thing about wine and wouldnt be able to follow a discussion about wines let alone wage war over it

[SarahG]

Well, I am not sure I agree with your terminology here- the Franko-Prussian war didn't involve every Germanic state iirc- and the dispute was never about cheese, even if it was consumed during the marches threw Paris.

Besides, I am sure the wine had as big of a role as the cheese did.

hm interesting its called the german-french war in german

either way if we accept the english terminology for a moment it immediately follows that your assertion is incorrect since every souther german knows prussians dont know the first thing about wine and wouldnt be able to follow a discussion about wines let alone wage war over it

Point taken, but Prussia isn't exactly world famous for its cheese either.... so it would be safe to assume they didn't know a lot about it as well.

[muhmuh]

judging from my experiences with the food in and around hannover its safe to assume that the prussian idea of cheese is yellowish sewage sludge

[SarahG]

judging from my experiences with the food in and around hannover its safe to assume that the prussian idea of cheese is yellowish sewage sludge

So THAT's where our fastfood chains find the cheese they use on our burgers!

And here I thought it was just processed out of their restrooms and dyed yellow.

[muhmuh]

nah thats plain old analogue cheese which went out of production about the same time the cd was invented
ronald mcdonald is still baffled by the digital revolution me thinks

*gets coat*

[SarahG]

nah thats plain old analogue cheese which went out of production about the same time the cd was invented
ronald mcdonald is still baffled by the digital revolution me thinks

*gets coat*

Oh they're very high tech, but only selectively.

Have you seen how they make their fries?

I would kill for one of those laser-fry cutting machines, would beat the hell out of the frozen stuff.

[muhmuh]

apparently i havent

but imagining the combination of freedom fries and laser cutting in the same machine made my underwear slightly moist

[SarahG]

apparently i havent

but imagining the combination of freedom fries and laser cutting in the same machine made my underwear slightly moist

Their mayonnaise, on the other hand, is worse then their cheese.

...so pommes frites is a bad, bad idea at mcdonalds.

[muhmuh]

i doubt the mayonaise is the same stuff on both sides of the pond but judging by its looks and taste its probably nasal mucus mixed with sperm

[SarahG]

i doubt the mayonaise is the same stuff on both sides of the pond but judging by its looks and taste its probably nasal mucus mixed with sperm

If its primary ingredient was sperm it would taste far better.

[muhmuh]

lol maybe you should try the european fast food mayonaise some day then

allegedly its the main ingredient in whoppers as well

[SarahG]

lol maybe you should try the european fast food mayonaise some day then

allegedly its the main ingredient in whoppers as well

I should really go over there on vacation sometime just for that LOL.

Have they gotten the consistency right? Enough salt but not too much, enough viscosity but not too chunky? Or is that all "made to order" as requested over there? looool.

[muhmuh]

ive found that 3 bags of almost entirely flavourless burger king black pepper helps a fair bit in making the whopper more bearable

usually you get to choose between beer flavour (the poor university students) and exotic (the large number of foreigners from wherever)

[underdog6]

ive found that 3 bags of almost entirely flavourless burger king black pepper helps a fair bit in making the whopper more bearable

usually you get to choose between beer flavour (the poor university students) and exotic (the large number of foreigners from wherever)

Next time im in the mood for thie carboard burgers i'll try that.

[sugdaddie69]

To the Mods...why have a political section and continue have crap like this post and stay posted in general discussion...huh?

[Quiet Reflections]

he cant be, i was hoping for that title

[eclipsemint]

Hi thx1138

I still stand by what I stated in my response to your PM, and in my posts.

ie. that being a member of a transexual porn forum does not necessarily DISQUALIFY you from "salvation" per se, any worse than any other "immoral" action. Though, I also remember admitting that the lust issue bothers me sometimes.

However, I've been mulling over your question for the past two days, ie:
@ elipsemint: Hanging out on a transexual porn site-Isn't that going to blow your chances at getting raptured?

It made me go and do some research about the issue. I re-read the chapter in C. S. Lewis' book "Mere Christianity", (a very good book which I highly recommend if you want to learn what bible-bases Christianity actually believes). The chapter on sexual morality is excellent.

Available free at http://www.scribd.com/

And it convinced me that if I claim the title of christian, that I should seriously attempt christian chastity, and that porn isn't going to help that goal.

So, I am walking the talk and hanging up my HA membership. Not gonna post no more, not gonna even lurk. Good luck and farewell to all.

[chefmike]

I got this from a nutty family member. I threw it out here as a laugh. My money is on Dick Cheney as the true anti Christ. The clip most likely was drug up by the evangelicals - the ones who believe they'll be raptured. They believe they are better than everone else forgetting that part in the bible that says: "He who exalteth himself shall be humbled. And he who humbleth himself shall be exalted."


you mean to imply that youre not the nutty one in your family?


LMFAO!!!

[trish]

There's nothing to worry about. Should a christ and an antichrist meet, they would merely annihilate each other in a burst of gamma radiation. You just need to stand clear. Moreover, an antichrist is simply a christ traveling backwards in time. Hence were Obama the anti-Christ, then he would simply be the Christ time-traveling backwards to us from the future.

BTW thanks thx for getting rid of eclipsemint.

[muhmuh]

There's nothing to worry about. Should a christ and an antichrist meet, they would merely annihilate each other in a burst of gamma radiation. You just need to stand clear.

well clear
that would be about 1e19 J worth of energy or about the same as being run over by 4e11 40 ton trucks

[trish]

muhmuh's correct (assuming each christ or antichrist has a mass within the range of a normal adult male human): stand well clear :)

[muhmuh]

funny thing is you think its a ridiculous amount of energy but unless i severly miscalculated it doesnt stand a chance at melting the entire earths crust so i had to settle for getting hit by a whole bunch of trucks (likening it to getting hit by ~1e15 brawn gp rear springs seemed wildly inappropriate)

[trish]

Assuming the crust is mostly SiO2, its melting point is just shy of 2000 degrees K. At this temperature each molecule has about 2000K/(Boltzman’s constant) ~ 2.8 x 10^-20 Joules. So the 10^19 Joules released by the Christ/anti-Christ annihilation could be distributed among (10^19 J)/(2.8 x 10^-20J) ~ 3.6 x 10^38 molecules of liquid quartz. Dividing by Avogadro’s number that number become 6 x 10^14 moles of liquid quartz. The mass of one mole of quartz is 60 grams. So 6 x 10^14 moles would have a mass of about 3.6 x 10^13 kilograms. Since we’re obviously doing just a very crude calculation here (hell we're ignoring heat capacities and the thermodynamics of phase changes), I’ll cheat and take the density of liquid quartz to be close enough for our purposes to that of solid quartz; i.e. about 2.6 gm/cc. So 3.6 x 10^12 kg of liquid quartz will occupy about 3.3 cubic miles of space.

Accordingly, I’m forced to agree with you again muhmuh: one Christ/anti-Christ annihilation won’t release nearly enough energy to melt the Earth’s crust. It would barely melt a hemispherical basin 1.6 miles wide and 0.8 miles deep.

[muhmuh]

interesting approach
i started with an average thickness of the earths crust of about 70km and and came up with a number for the crusts volume larger than the energy released by that collision

still its an aweful lot of energy confined in a ~2m*0.5m*0.3m space maybe we should build a large circular highway to crash obama and bush into each other if that wont find the higgs nothing will
also it will give you something to cheer about regardless of which party you support
and best of all it wont require any apparently unreliable cooling

[trish]

I worried over this in the shower this morning. My approach only estimates the answer to the question, “What must the mass of a body of liquid quartz be, if the body has a temperature of 2000 K and contains 10^19 Joules of heat energy?” It doesn’t answer the question, “If a certain body of quartz at room temperature can be brought to 2000 degrees Kelvin by adding 10^19 Joules of heat, then what is the mass of the quartz?” My estimate works if the body of quartz was at absolute zero and brought up to 2000K with the addition of 10^19 Joules. The answer to the latter question will be somewhat larger than the former, though I believe it’ll be in the same neighborhood. I’m too busy this morning to spend anymore time on it, I just wanted to mention it before muhmuh thought over it and call me out on it. :)

BTW I like the Bush/Obama Presidential Accelerator Idea. Hope it doesn't create a black hole and swallow the solar system!

[yosi]

BTW I like the Bush/Obama Presidential Accelerator Idea. Hope it doesn't create a black hole and swallow the solar system!


:lol:

[muhmuh]

My estimate works if the body of quartz was at absolute zero and brought up to 2000K with the addition of 10^19 Joules. The answer to the latter question will be somewhat larger than the former, though I believe it’ll be in the same neighborhood.

iirc the temperature feeds into the equation for hear energy with exponent +1 so with 273K and 2000K the error will be somewhere in the 10% range... ie perfectly accurate in engineering term

either way i think obama and bush are way too skinny at the moment were gonna have to feed them up to sumo levels of fat to get meaningful results i reckon

[Silcc69]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barak

Oh the irony with that!

[addicted]

sorry ass fucking obama. he is just a token figure. get up make a speech with a soft spoken voice and in shape and young appearence tricking the people. the real deal this guy is just a puppet for corporate america. another uncle tom sellout who had his election bought and sold by corporate america. now corporate america wants their money back so that means favors for whatever they wish. 1 year of nothing but the same old bullshit.

[callahac]

no he is not, he is just in way over his head.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

You people that voted him in gave a "rookie" the "clean-up" position. What the fuck did you think was going to happen. He's like a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest!!!