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chefmike
07-29-2009, 09:30 PM
....one screwed up white boy in the first place to convert to what is one of the looniest of all religions, namely Islam...but to then cast your lot with a sorry bunch of goat-fucking-eat-and-wipe-their-ass-with-their-filthy-fingers camel jockeys like this fool did...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/27/daniel-boyd-six-others-in_n_245792.html


On a lighter note, I wonder how he'll get along with Louie Farrakhan's gang of equally deluded thugs while in the joint....now there's a reality show in the making...

Suggested titles, anyone?

Alyssa87
07-29-2009, 09:35 PM
i read this this morning.

converting to islam is something i will never understand.
if youre born into it. okay. its burned in your head.

but i have many coisins and uncles who are 5%ers. but grew up baptist.
they defend it to the death.

i will never get it.

chefmike
07-29-2009, 09:50 PM
The few black Muslims that I met while in the Navy were very cool and self-composed(I think Farrakhan was still singing calypso then), although they seemed every bit as robotic as the Mormon sailors onboard the Shitty Kitty...of course all we had to do is introduce the Mormon lads to a few nights of drinking and barely legal filapina whores to make them forget all about their Mormon indocrination and be ready to marry the next bar girl who sat next to one of the poor schmucks...

Alyssa87
07-29-2009, 09:51 PM
The few black Muslims that I met while in the Navy were very cool and self-composed(I think Farrakhan was still singing calypso then)

wow. how old are you?

chefmike
07-29-2009, 09:52 PM
87

Alyssa87
07-29-2009, 09:54 PM
do u think maggie griffin, Kathy's mom- is hot?

chefmike
07-29-2009, 10:01 PM
LMAO...I haven't checked but I guess Louie had been around a while by then...because it's pretty much common knowledge that he knocked off Malcolm X, isn't it? And that occured before I was wreaking havoc acros the West Pacific so...

chefmike
07-29-2009, 10:02 PM
And who the fuck is Maggie Griffin?

Get some culture, chick.

Alyssa87
07-29-2009, 10:11 PM
She's a lady around your age. and she's been made famous by her daughter's reality show on BRAVO.
My Life on the D-List

chefmike
07-29-2009, 10:18 PM
She's a lady around your age. and she's been made famous by her daughter's reality show on BRAVO.
My Life on the D-List

LOL...my age? Honey all you know about my age is that I could teach your young ass what a spankin and a fuck is all about.... that is if I chose to fulfill your daddy fantasy...

As for the Maggie chick, IMO her only claim to fame is being one of the least entertaining guest stars EVER on Seinfield...

Now I think I need a nap... :wink:

Alyssa87
07-29-2009, 10:21 PM
u said ur 87. shes 85


yikes. nevermind
that would be more like a greatgranddaddy fantasy :shock:

Silcc69
07-29-2009, 10:22 PM
http://teenpornforum.com/old-young.jpg

chefmike
07-29-2009, 10:26 PM
That doesn't look like me or Alyssa....the guy does have a bitchin mullet though...I know Alyssa must be diggin it....

chefmike
07-29-2009, 10:32 PM
How did I let her hijack this thread?

This was supposed to be about that whitebread camel jockey....not a whitebread whoremonger(albeit reformed) like myself...

Alyssa87
07-29-2009, 10:41 PM
i like derailing. im sorry.

addicted
07-29-2009, 10:50 PM
That stuff that the wrath if farakhan preaches is not islam. Islam is about peace so anyone using the name of islam for hatred and war are not muslims and they dont represent islam. When you devote a breakoff of islam to strickly hating whitey its not islam.

Alyssa87
07-29-2009, 10:55 PM
That stuff that the wrath if farakhan preaches is not islam. Islam is about peace so anyone using the name of islam for hatred and war are not muslims and they dont represent islam. When you devote a breakoff of islam to strickly hating whitey its not islam.

I think Islam is about submission rather than peace.

I read that its the literal meaning in fact.

BLKGSXR
07-29-2009, 11:09 PM
That stuff that the wrath if farakhan preaches is not islam. Islam is about peace so anyone using the name of islam for hatred and war are not muslims and they dont represent islam. When you devote a breakoff of islam to strickly hating whitey its not islam.again you fail-Islam is not about peace-
But it is a peaceful religion in which the radicalists in which you speak of are just creepy as fuckers like you-Adipshit-
Radicalists are still muslim-Just not on the same path as the Moral people who follow this religion-Dude dipshit read before making yourself look dumber than usual.

trish
07-29-2009, 11:44 PM
There is no God but Allah and Mohammad is his profit. If you believe that, you're Muslim. There is no official body, catechism or entry into the religion. Islam is what its believers make of it.

jcinva
07-30-2009, 01:32 AM
There is no God but Allah and Mohammad is his profit. If you believe that, you're Muslim. There is no official body, catechism or entry into the religion. Islam is what its believers make of it.

Uhh... not exactly, so far as I understand, you accept Islam, you get the Quaran with it, and, in addition to other things, it's a manual for spreading Islam by oppression, economic sanctions, and force, if necessary. Jizya, i.e., taxation on non-Muslims, prohibition against non-Muslims owning horses and weapons, and the general three-tiered system of laws and rights, i.e., Muslims, Jews and Christians (people of the "The Book"), and everyone else. All apparently designed to make life as a dhimmi in a Muslim state sufficiently uncomfortable, unprofitable, and downright dangerous to make all but the most devout convert.

My read is: the ones who are promoting Islam as a religion of peace, harmony, and tolerance are either referring to a splinter group from Original Recipe Islam, a tad uninformed, or full of shit. It's peace and harmony, so long as they're in the minority, or you're a good obedient Muslim. Once Islam takes the state, then everyone else gets as much weight as the state and its thugs can bring to bear.

And, oh yeah, Trish, I'd mention the whole "profit," "prophet" thing, but in this case I think your spelling works, too.

Most religions, the successful ones, anyway, come down to the green. Peace and love only get you but so far.

trish
07-30-2009, 02:05 AM
Uhh... not exactly, so far as I understand, you accept Islam, you get the Quaran with it, and, in addition to other things, it's a manual for spreading Islam by oppression, economic sanctions, and force, if necessary. Jizya, i.e., taxation on non-Muslims, prohibition against non-Muslims owning horses and weapons, and the general three-tiered system of laws and rights, i.e., Muslims, Jews and Christians (people of the "The Book"), and everyone else.

Seeing that the Qur’an was revealed to Mohammed by Gabriel, accepting the Qur’an goes hand in hand with accepting Mohammed as prophet. How one understands the Qur’an can be up to the believer.

In Christianity there is no single organization that can insist Christians accept the Apostles’ Creed. The Pope can insist it is essential to be Catholic. But he doesn’t get to define Christianity. Anyone who believes there’s God, that His son was Jesus, that Jesus died on the cross for your sins and was resurrected could call himself a Christian and most lexicographers would agree. In so far as the Bible is the recorded word of the Christian God and his son Jesus, most Christians will accept some translation of the Bible. However, it's notable that verses found in the St. James translation won’t necessarily be found in the Gideon Bible. Moreover, there are almost as many interpretations and understandings of “the” Christian Bible as there are Christians.

Similarly there is no monolithic Islamic organization that gets to decide who is or who isn’t Muslim. Being Muslim, like being Christian, depends on what you believe and not on who or what community accepts you. Similarly, there are as many ways of understanding the Qur’an as there are Muslims.

Personally, I’m an atheist and I’m pretty much appalled by what I read in the Bible. I’ve considerably less knowledge of the Qur’an. I know that BrendaQ here at HA has posted some beautiful passages from it. But I’ve also seen quotes from it that rival Leviticus in its dispicable hatred.

Silcc69
07-30-2009, 02:13 AM
I never got how one can be an atheist. I believe in a higher being now how many higher being's there IDK hell they could all be watchin us for entertainment for all I know.

trish
07-30-2009, 02:18 AM
I'm not sure belief in higher beings qualifies one as a theist. What's "higher" mean? Part of the problem with theism is how slippery it is to define. When I say I'm an atheist I merely mean I don't believe in any of the God's in the pantheon of usual suspects.

Alyssa87
07-30-2009, 02:18 AM
I never got how one can be an atheist. I believe in a higher being now how many higher being's there IDK hell they could all be watchin us for entertainment for all I know.


By not believing in a higher being.

Silcc69
07-30-2009, 02:26 AM
Well this song............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Utetjhbqo

Alyssa87
07-30-2009, 02:28 AM
Well this song............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Utetjhbqo

i know that song. its good.
but it doesnt make me think theres a God :?

trish
07-30-2009, 02:38 AM
I gotta go with Alyssa on this one. It doesn't inspire belief, though I can see that if one already believes it may reinforce belief.

Just because someone sings, "But for sure" doesn't make what follows for sure.

Nicole Dupre
07-30-2009, 02:49 AM
:puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke




... I could teach your young ass what a spankin and a fuck is all about.... that is if I chose to fulfill your daddy fantasy...

Alyssa87
07-30-2009, 02:51 AM
thanks nicole.

Nicole Dupre
07-30-2009, 02:56 AM
thanks nicole.YW, mama.

HP1000
07-30-2009, 02:58 AM
Didn't Farrakhan claim the white people blew up the levee's in New Orleans to get rid of the African Americans after hurricane Katrina?

Nicole Dupre
07-30-2009, 03:02 AM
Didn't Farrakhan claim the white people blew up the levee's in New Orleans to get rid of the African Americans after hurricane Katrina?I think that was tsbrenda. ;)

Alyssa87
07-30-2009, 03:06 AM
Didn't Farrakhan claim the white people blew up the levee's in New Orleans to get rid of the African Americans after hurricane Katrina?I think that was tsbrenda. ;)


EPIC

HP1000
07-30-2009, 03:07 AM
Didn't Farrakhan claim the white people blew up the levee's in New Orleans to get rid of the African Americans after hurricane Katrina?I think that was tsbrenda. ;)



DAMN! LOL....... :D :) :D

GinX
07-30-2009, 03:07 AM
If this guy hadn't been involved in criminal activities, would this thread have even been started? How long until the notion of Muslim=crazed terrorist is over?

It's time to stop believing everything that Fox News tells you about Islam and Muslims.

trish
07-30-2009, 03:08 AM
Didn't Pat Robertson blame the hurricanes in Florida on the Lord's vengeance against homosexuals. Farrakhan and Robertson both have regrettably large followings. But Farrakhan no more represents all of Islam than Robertson represents all Christians.

Nicole Dupre
07-30-2009, 03:12 AM
It's time to stop believing everything that Fox News tells you about Islam and Muslims.

No one with a brain in their heads needs right-wing Fox endorsing one religious dogma over another. They're ALL LATE. lol

Alyssa87
07-30-2009, 03:14 AM
'late'....lol

and good robertson comparison trish!

Nicole Dupre
07-30-2009, 03:14 AM
I do know Jerry Falwell blamed all the purple Teletubbies for 9/11.

Alyssa87
07-30-2009, 03:17 AM
i always like Lala the best anyhow

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925952752/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/01/teletubbies_laa_laa.jpg

trish
07-30-2009, 03:18 AM
Yes, I remember that. Boy those Muslims must really hate purple teletubby on purple teletubby sex.

Nicole Dupre
07-30-2009, 03:20 AM
To clarify, I think what's horrible is that kooky zealots ruin the good parts of ALL religions.

Ok. I'm done talking about God. "God" bless anal sex. Fini. lol

trish
07-30-2009, 03:21 AM
Amen

Nicole Dupre
07-30-2009, 03:21 AM
Yes, I remember that. Boy those Muslims must really hate purple teletubby on purple teletubby sex.Those little purple perverts sure started a load of trouble. lol

SarahG
07-30-2009, 03:23 AM
I do know Jerry Falwell blamed all the purple Teletubbies for 9/11.

That's strangely more plausible then some of the NWO conspiracy theories on the subject.

HP1000
07-30-2009, 03:23 AM
Didn't Pat Robertson blame the hurricanes in Florida on the Lord's vengeance against homosexuals. Farrakhan and Robertson both have regrettably large followings. But Farrakhan no more represents all of Islam than Robertson represents all Christians.


Very good response...So true...

Silcc69
07-30-2009, 03:55 AM
Speaking of purple teletubbies.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkg3cv8mND0

Justawannabe
07-30-2009, 04:55 AM
Interesting thread... somehow I didn't expect to reach teletubbie though from islam though...

On converting from way back at the beginning. A lot of people are just looking for a path that leads to acceptance. If they have tried using their own judgment and its lead them no place good, they will start to accept the judgment of others, if it comes with a ready made group of supporters.

Short cuts to respect of others and a feeling of success and worth are powerful stuff.