The Various Types of HA Gentlemen

[Nicole Dupre]

1. The Lifer - Chefmike is a Lifer. They'll have to pry the mouse from his chubby lil' fingers to have him stay away. I don't like him, but I still admire the guy's culinary focus. Whatever that means, he's a Lifer. I don't know where Nick the Quick went. I guess that maybe PartlyCloudy is a Lifer too. Anyway, you just get used to them. Same ol' same ol'.

2. The Cocky Dude - The guy who knows that he's actually cute enough to post a real pic. Now, if he's cocky but nice, he may actually hook up somehow. But if he's TOO cool, he'll just always be an ass.

3. Mature Sweetheart - Older anon guys who basically LOVE ALL the girls. They almost embarrass you with cyber-TLC. The first girl who gives him a chance here, he'll remember forever. Usually, they're just nice guys, happy to discreetly chat with the chickadees and enjoy the free porn. :)

4. The Bitter Asshole - God. There are lot's of these miserable bastards out there huh? Yeesh. Ugghhh. Either the porn is never good enough, they love to criticize the girls' looks, they think everything was a rip off, yada yada, etc etc.

5. The Porn Guru - Nick the Quick could and should be here, if he's not. But many of you are porn gurus. It's amazing.

6. Captain Save a Ho - The Mature Sweetheart often inadvertently speeds towards this tragic destination, like an Alzheimer's patient who "thought the pedal on the right made the car stop". And when they do, it's truly sad. lol

7. The 2-Word Cock/Ass Bandit - The guys that, on pic threads, only post 2 word comments like: nice ass! nice cock! Ugly chic! Hot bitch! Or one word and an emoticon afterwards like: nice I'd Hit It. :hitit Meshes well with the 3-word philosopher, and the 4-word guru.

8. The Gamer/SciFi Geek - The guy who comes to HA, a porn board, but only posts about the latest Xbox game or SciFi movie/cartoon.

Feel free to add your own! :)

[Nashvegas]

whats funny is that as i read those i was putting posters into the categories

[FiremanforTS]

Hmmmm . . .not sure where I fit.

[Norma]

7. The 2-word cock/ass bandit: The guys that on pic threads only post 2 word comments like: nice ass! nice cock! ugly chic! hot bitch! or one word and an emoticon afterwards like: nice :hitit . meshes well with the 3-word philosopher and the 4-word guru.

[Dirky]

You're so on the money Nicole, it's scary!

Just don't think of me as a Captain Save A Ho, please. Haha!

[2009AD]

The Gamer/SciFi Geek - The guy who comes to HA, a porn board, but only posts about the latest Xbox game or SciFi movie/cartoon.

[rockabilly]

Hmmm i can't be a mature sweetheart since i'm 31 ... And if i'm Capt. Save-Aho then i demand a super suit ... something in black as it is slimming. lol opinions are like assholes.

[Dirky]

7. The 2-word cock/ass bandit: The guys that on pic threads only post 2 word comments like: nice ass! nice cock! ugly chic! hot bitch! or one word and an emoticon afterwards like: nice :hitit . meshes well with the 3-word philosopher and the 4-word guru.

Nice post!

[raybbaby]

I can see myself fitting partially into 2 or 3 of these categories, but not squarely into 1. I was brave/foolish enough to use my own pic. for my avatar, so that's 1 category. I mostly hang around to learn about the"TS" culture, as it's all new to me, but I'm soooo attracted to TS girls.

[Nicole Dupre]

7. The 2-word cock/ass bandit: The guys that on pic threads only post 2 word comments like: nice ass! nice cock! ugly chic! hot bitch! or one word and an emoticon afterwards like: nice :hitit . meshes well with the 3-word philosopher and the 4-word guru.
Good one. I'm adding it.

[ossumpeiEIEIO]

Don't drag me into it.

I stay stealth here so I don't have to hear it.

[Nicole Dupre]

Don't drag me into it.

I stay stealth here so I don't have to hear it.

Gotcha'. ;)

[alyssats]

2. The Cocky Dude - The guy who knows that he's actually cute enough to post a real pic. Now, if he's cocky but nice, he may actually hook up somehow. But if he's TOO cool, he'll just always be an ass.

4. The Bitter Asshole - God. There are lot's of these miserable bastards out there huh? Yeesh. Ugghhh. Either the porn is never good enough, they love to criticize the girls' looks, they think everything was a rip off, yada yada, etc etc. Ossumpei is somewhat like this.



I try to avoid these kind of guys so much stress lol :lol:




8. The Gamer/SciFi Geek - The guy who comes to HA, a porn board, but only posts about the latest Xbox game or SciFi movie/cartoon.



lol why are these types of guys lurking in a TG porn adult forum :lol:

[rockabilly]

Maybe because theres more to enjoy than just sex 24/7 , Tgirls go to movies and enjoy games too. :)

[alyssats]

Maybe because theres more to enjoy than just sex 24/7 , Tgirls go to movies and enjoy games too. :)

I see what I mean is if they are into games and movies only why not lurk and post of games and movies forum? Im just curious.

[jjhill]

The Timid Vets

The guys like myself that been into ts since 13. Now 22 and never been intimate with one. lol

[rockabilly]

Ahh i gotcha ;) Maybe they post about that to ... test the water before taking the plunge.

[AmericanDream]

8. The Fruit Loops - the gay guys who just feel they relate with transsexuals.

[LibertyHarkness]

The Fantasists - will never actually have the bottle to meet a TS ... but like to talk the talk..Will ask many questions about places to meet girls etc but will never go through with it.

[Dirky]

Maybe because theres more to enjoy than just sex 24/7 , Tgirls go to movies and enjoy games too. :)

I see what I mean is if they are into games and movies only why not lurk and post of games and movies forum? Im just curious.

They probably do belong to gaming and movie forums and talk about trannies there. :P

[jaycanuck]

never really liked labels.

[Felicia Katt]

never really liked labels.

with your new avatar picture, I thought you said lapels LOL

meow
FK

[jaycanuck]

Yah...this isn't the usual. But now and again you throw a jacket on me and i turn out sorta ok. lol.

[Jericho]

Ouch...1457...Bitch!
:lol:

[JINNOGO]

Nicole Dupre who am I?

[Nicole Dupre]

Nicole Dupre who am I?

JINNOGO, I presume.

[JINNOGO]

Nicole Dupre who am I?

JINNOGO, I presume.
Funny

[JINNOGO]

I was being sarcastic.

[Dirky]

I was being sarcastic.

So was Nicole.

[JINNOGO]

I was being sarcastic.

So was Nicole.

No shit

[Nicole Dupre]

You can't communicate very well, as you've admitted, and I have zero interest in you or your nonsense.

But again, you seek my attention here as if I owe you something, simply because you found me attractive. Well, that's wonderful. Now I know. But now tell me, what else do you want?

[Star Angel 86]

5. The Porn Guru - Nick the Quick could and should be here, if he's not. But many of you are porn gurus. It's amazing.



Feel free to add your own! :)

I feel no to add my own as my own is already listed. 8)

[muhmuh]

lol why are these types of guys lurking in a TG porn adult forum :lol:

no idea... lets ask legend why hes here

[Dirky]

5. The Porn Guru - Nick the Quick could and should be here, if he's not. But many of you are porn gurus. It's amazing.



Feel free to add your own! :)

I feel no to add my own as my own is already listed. 8)

As soon as I saw that listed, I knew exactly who Nicole was referring to. 8)

Although there's quite a few of us porn guru's lurking about.

[beavisimo]

Ughhh, I guess I would fall under The 2-Word Cock/Ass Bandit. I never post anything deep. Oh well, I guess I'll jsut enjoy the ride while I'm here.

[Star Angel 86]

5. The Porn Guru - Nick the Quick could and should be here, if he's not. But many of you are porn gurus. It's amazing.



Feel free to add your own! :)

I feel no to add my own as my own is already listed. 8)

As soon as I saw that listed, I knew exactly who Nicole was referring to. 8)

Although there's quite a few of us porn guru's lurking about.

Oh so true. 8)

[rockabilly]

Ya know all those labels sound like names for bad guys in Orgazmo that got cut out. :lol:

[Ryz]

I dunno where I fall under

[Nicole Dupre]

Don't get me wrong. Many of you are fierce individuals. This not a slam against anyone; not even the Bitter Assholes. Some BA's are not soooo bad.

[rockabilly]

A bitter asshole ... they should shower before that activity. :lol: :lol: :lol: sorry i had to ... could not resist. Bye worktime. ;)

[alyssats]

The Fantasists - will never actually have the bottle to meet a TS ... but like to talk the talk..Will ask many questions about places to meet girls etc but will never go through with it.

This one should definitely on the list too, I know many guys who are on this category. Email me, call me on my phone, insist to have chat, will tell me that they will meet me, tell me they will marry me, already been talking tru internet for 48 years but still talk talk talk talk talk but all are just words nothing happens. We prefer man of action my dear :wink:

[chefmike]

Did sideshow Mabel Dupre include a tranny troll category?

I mean considering how she has the record for pathetic, attention-seeking farewell posts accompanied by passive-aggressive "I'm Back Again" posts...Sorry to disappoint you Mabel, but I only glance at the general forum for current events(and the inevitable comedic relief from the sort of desperate losers who sadly try to curry favor with a scary mess like you)...as my off and on tranny fetish is only due to some encounters with ladyboys on WESTPAC tours, not that I have to justify my reasons for being here to a peculiar looking truck stop specimen like yourself...LMAO...

What look is it that are you going for anyway, sideshow? The Bride of Frankenstein meets Marilyn Manson?

Not to worry though, there are plenty of needy(extremely needy it would seem) individuals on this forum desperately seeking train wrecks like yourself...oh well...one man's trash is another man's treasure...

[chefmike]

You're so on the money Nicole, it's scary!

Just don't think of me as a Captain Save A Ho, please. Haha!

Is there a pathetic suckup category?

That would be you, skippy.

[chefmike]

Hmmm i can't be a mature sweetheart since i'm 31 ... And if i'm Capt. Save-Aho then i demand a super suit ... something in black as it is slimming. lol opinions are like assholes.

Is there a pathetic suckup category?

That would be you, skippy.

[chefmike]

I was being sarcastic.

So was Nicole.

No shit

Is there a pathetic suckup category?

That would be you, skippy.

[chefmike]

You can't communicate very well, as you've admitted, and I have zero interest in you or your nonsense.

But again, you seek my attention here as if I owe you something, simply because you found me attractive. Well, that's wonderful. Now I know. But now tell me, what else do you want?

He found you attractive?

Shudder....

[chefmike]

I dunno where I fall under

Is there a pathetic suckup category?

That would be you, skippy.

[TJ347]

We all know the overwhelming majority of guys on this site have never and will never meet a TS, period. They're content to comment at length on how they'd like to choke themselves unconscious on a cock or express how much they'd like to get their assholes turned inside out bottoming for this girl or that, but talking is as far as it will ever go. That's easily 95% of the guys on TDF, but you girls know that better than I do.

[anonftwlulz]

The Fantasists - will never actually have the bottle to meet a TS ... but like to talk the talk..Will ask many questions about places to meet girls etc but will never go through with it.

Here comes the tl;dr Wall-of-Text!

I, like many others, hope one day I will have the pleasure of being with a TS, but tbh, it's kind of intimidating. Whether it's a girl like Jennifer Paris, who has that sophisticated, high-profile type of sexy, Harley Quinn, the girl-next-door type that you crush on for years in hopes of a Spider-Man moment happening, or Nicole Dupree, who is outspoken, sarcastic, and inked up, but because she speaks her mind with no fear (plus the fact that she's fucking hot) it makes her like 9001x times sexier...all 3 (and more types) are great but intimidating!

I guess we put these women up on pedestals and shower them in compliments and praises, but because we've placed them so high up, if we ever actually met them, we'd be starstruck and drooling like neanderthals. It sucks, but it's true. Regardless, because of this board, my attraction to TS-girls has increased tenfold, and liekwise, has my respect, because, at the end of the day, whether we are pornstars, pharmacists, or petrol-pumpers, we're all people.

That being said, you all are wonderful ladies, and I'm glad I've found this forum. /rant lol :]

[yosi]

Another very well planned , very smart , and provocative thread by Nicole.
this lovely lady is a stormbringer :wink:

how about "The Various Types of HA angels" ? :lol:

Category 99 : "males who never had the nerve to make this change, or preferred to stay as they are"

usualy those are the silent ones , with few exceptions 8)

[Ryz]

I dunno where I fall under

Is there a pathetic suckup category?

That would be you, skippy.
lol wtf gtfo

[chefmike]

One more thing...

[Nicole Dupre]

Well, we woke Mike up, and he's calling me Mabel. We can put him in the fantasy guys category, btw.

[Nicole Dupre]

To the guy who thinks I'm intimidating, I'm really not. People who know me IRL would laugh. But it's ok. And thank you the for sweet compliments, hon. :-*

[Nicole Dupre]

Btw, Mike, when did you give up on being a normal human being? The 300 lb marker?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

1. The Lifer - Chefmike is a Lifer. They'll have to pry the mouse from his chubby lil' fingers to have him stay away. I don't like him, but I still admire the guy's culinary focus. Whatever that means, he's a Lifer. I don't know where Nick the Quick went. I guess that maybe PartlyCloudy is a Lifer too. Anyway, you just get used to them. Same ol' same ol'.

2. The Cocky Dude - The guy who knows that he's actually cute enough to post a real pic. Now, if he's cocky but nice, he may actually hook up somehow. But if he's TOO cool, he'll just always be an ass.

3. Mature Sweetheart - Older anon guys who basically LOVE ALL the girls. They almost embarrass you with cyber-TLC. The first girl who gives him a chance here, he'll remember forever. Usually, they're just nice guys, happy to discreetly chat with the chickadees and enjoy the free porn. :)

4. The Bitter Asshole - God. There are lot's of these miserable bastards out there huh? Yeesh. Ugghhh. Either the porn is never good enough, they love to criticize the girls' looks, they think everything was a rip off, yada yada, etc etc. Ossumpei is somewhat like this.

5. The Porn Guru - Nick the Quick could and should be here, if he's not. But many of you are porn gurus. It's amazing.

6. Captain Save a Ho - The Mature Sweetheart often inadvertently speeds towards this tragic destination, like an Alzheimer's patient who "thought the pedal on the right made the car stop". And when they do, it's truly sad. lol

7. The 2-Word Cock/Ass Bandit - The guys that, on pic threads, only post 2 word comments like: nice ass! nice cock! Ugly chic! Hot bitch! Or one word and an emoticon afterwards like: nice I'd Hit It. :hitit Meshes well with the 3-word philosopher, and the 4-word guru.

8. The Gamer/SciFi Geek - The guy who comes to HA, a porn board, but only posts about the latest Xbox game or SciFi movie/cartoon.

Feel free to add your own! :)

9. Online admirer/Stalker turned hater drama fag!

Like this one:


You forgot the dreaded combo-girl

The Intellectual-Drama Queen-Celebrity-Escort = She must continually pick fights with others (mostly with "chasers" as defined by her vast experience, but just as likely with the newest girl on the block) while expounding her intellect and belittling yours. She is the bipolar center of the universe and if you are not revolving around her, she will suck you into her center of gravity like a black hole.

Hmm, and weren't you one of my online stalkers? Still harboring ill-feelings? God, how long has it been? April 2007? Yeah 2 years and you're still bitching!



She said all I do is talk about my feelings! :lol:

PAUL (4/19/2007 2:12:01 AM): tarded but I guess you have to go thru stages to reach acceptance...and I do tho I still feel pre-judged and also incorrectly judged, but I do want you as a friend first and foremost
PAUL (4/19/2007 2:13:23 AM): you did seem more open to trusting ...even said in your commentary that you bought into his flirting b4 you found out he was hitting up your friends
her (4/19/2007 2:13:47 AM): please
PAUL (4/19/2007 2:13:51 AM): lol
her (4/19/2007 2:13:57 AM): I dont have the mind to deal with these rightniow
her (4/19/2007 2:14:03 AM): cant you just fucking relax?

LOL she refused to see I was trying to step back....told me to "fucking relax".

You know Paul you're really RETARDED! You IM me all the time and talk about yourself. How you feel etc. You dont pick time be it late at 2am or when I am at work. It's all about you it seems! We'll Im not playing your games anymore. I tried to be nice and entertaining of you. I stopped responding to your YIM. And when I finally did..simply because you said you wanted to be friends..You went back to blahbbering about your feelings. Im tired of being nice, kind or understanding. You only care for yourself, what you think and feel. You have no regards about mine and or my privacy. So fuck you..go find someone else to mess with!

Thanks.

PS I already put you on permanent ignore so you wont be able to send me any instant messages on YIM. Do not attempt to PM me here or HA as I will not read them and would delete them right away!

Goodluck..I mean it!

~HTG

:roll:

~Kisses.

HTG

[chefmike]

The Tranny Troll

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=47462

[Silcc69]

chefmike just made this thread a whole lot more interesting.

[Beagle]

THE FICKLE FAWNER

This is the guy that posts gushingly over some girl over and over and over - so that anyone reading clearly believes it is true love....

Then in the another topic or post does the same deal for yet another girl.

I have two or three posters in mind.

[deee757]

^^^^^^
Lol

[Nicole Dupre]

Btw, Allanah is both Chefmike and Lord of the Bling. Amazing but true! lol

@Allanah - <3 u girl. Miss Chanel speaks your praises often!

But, yeah. Chefmike is fucking nuts. lol If you all gang up on him, he will take you all on.

[deee757]

"The Kiss Ass"

speaks for its self

[ossumpeiEIEIO]

Why don't you take my name out of this thread.

I havn't said a thing to you or about you, and I would appreciate being treated the same way.

[Nicole Dupre]

Why don't you take my name out of this thread.

I havn't said a thing to you or about you, and I would appreciate being treated the same way.Ok.

[chefmike]

chefmike just made this thread a whole lot more interesting.

You're welcome, slick.

Somebody's gotta enlighten you pilgrims....it's a damn shame some of ya'll weren't around these parts a couple of years ago...J would've chewed you chumps up and spit you out at a moments notice...

As for Mabel, any of ya'll desperate enough to be tryin to curry favor with that freakshow had better work fast...that sideshow is never here for long...

So good riddance in advance...

[Nicole Dupre]

chefmike just made this thread a whole lot more interesting.

You're welcome, slick.

Somebody's gotta enlighten you pilgrims....it's a damn shame some of ya'll weren't around these parts a couple of years ago...J would've chewed you chumps up and spit you out at a moments notice...

As for Mabel, any of ya'll desperate enough to be tryin to curry favor with that freakshow had better work fast...that sideshow is never here for long...

So good riddance in advance...

Drop dead slowly right now. Twice.

[rockabilly]

Wait a minute Chef calls people skippy , mabel , sally ... sounds just like my uncle ... can it be ... uncle Joe is that you?

[Dirky]

Wait a minute Chef calls people skippy , mabel , sally ... sounds just like my uncle ... can it be ... uncle Joe is that you?

All old guys talk that way though.

[rockabilly]

Next time i see my uncle i'm gonna say What up Chef and see if i get a reply. :lol:

[Dirky]

For the record, I have no problems being called a suck ass if it means praising the girls I like. After all, it is the women that make me want to come (cum?) to HA and certainly not the men. I pretty much give them a free pass as long as they're respectful towards me because they're the entertainment.

[Nicole Dupre]

The girls are not to be categorized imo. We're all incredibly unique. We're the show here.

But the guys are the anonymous spectators. And that's not a bad thing. We should have a healthy relationship with one another. Only, an angry closet fag like Mike thinks his little hissy fits are valid. He thinks because he's been here way too long, he matters. How sad.

[Dirky]

The girls are not to be categorized imo. We're all incredibly unique. We're the show here.

But the guys are the anonymous spectators. And that's not a bad thing. We should have a healthy relationship with one another. Only, an angry closet fag like Mike thinks his little hissy fits are valid. He thinks because he's been here way too long, he matters. How sad.

Exactly.

You don't go to a football game and root for the waterboy.


Whoops! Sucking ass again. But when she's right, she's right.

[Nicole Dupre]

You don't go to a football game and root for the waterboy
LMFAO!
:lol:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

The girls are not to be categorized imo. We're all incredibly unique. We're the show here.

YES WE ARE! lol

Hows your friend doing and when is he moving out? ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[rockabilly]

It's cool Dirky , some girls love a good ass sucking ... or was it a good ass fucking ... oh well the ass is involved in some fashion. :lol: :shrug:

[Dirky]

It's cool Dirky , some girls love a good ass sucking ... or was it a good ass fucking ... oh well the ass is involved in some fashion. :lol: :shrug:

I wonder if sucking their ass as opposed to sucking their cock or fucking their ass still means you're gay?

I should start a seperate thread and get to the bottom (no pun intended) of this.

[Jericho]

"We're the show"

Then how about bloody showing a bit, dammit!
Ok, add a catagory, seven word cock bandit! :shrug

[rockabilly]

Good Dirky start that thread ... but stay on TOPic ( pun inteded ) :lol:

[SarahG]

Exactly.

You don't go to a football game and root for the waterboy.



Wait, what?

I'll never understand sports...

[rockabilly]

I'll fill you in later Sarah ;)

[Jericho]

I'll fill you in later Sarah ;)

she'd leave you naked and bleeding in the forest! :shrug!
:P

[SarahG]

I'll fill you in later Sarah ;)

she'd leave you naked and bleeding in the forest! :shrug!
:P

You know, you're not the first person to say that.

[rockabilly]

Let me guess w/ two puncture marks on my neck. ;) I'd risk it ... i like the nightlife.

[SarahG]

Let me guess w/ two puncture marks on my neck. ;) I'd risk it ... i like the nightlife.

The taste of blood is actually pretty overrated imho.

[rockabilly]

It's that copper aftertaste that gets you.

[SarahG]

It's that copper aftertaste that gets you.

The aftertaste would be iron, not copper.

[rockabilly]

Still tastes coppery to me.

[Jericho]

I'll fill you in later Sarah ;)
she'd leave you naked and bleeding in the forest! :shrug!
:P
You know, you're not the first person to say that.

:shrug, no surprise!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[SarahG]

I'll fill you in later Sarah ;)
she'd leave you naked and bleeding in the forest! :shrug!
:P
You know, you're not the first person to say that.

:shrug, no surprise!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Really? What makes you say so? http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/25.gif

[rockabilly]

Yeah?

[Jericho]

I'll fill you in later Sarah ;)
she'd leave you naked and bleeding in the forest! :shrug!
:P
You know, you're not the first person to say that.

:shrug, no surprise!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Really? What makes you say so? http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/25.gif

Oh, the pale skin, disliking the humidity...the eighteen corpses buried in the backyard...little things like that...tends to give a guy 'pause' :shrug
:P

[SarahG]

I'll fill you in later Sarah ;)
she'd leave you naked and bleeding in the forest! :shrug!
:P
You know, you're not the first person to say that.

:shrug, no surprise!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Really? What makes you say so? http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/25.gif

Oh, the pale skin, disliking the humidity...the eighteen corpses buried in the backyard...little things like that...tends to give a guy 'pause' :shrug
:P

Fuck, the neighborhood dogs didn't dig them out AGAIN did they?!

At least they didn't find them all then.

[rockabilly]

:shock: ... I'd still go for it.

[Jericho]

Better make that 19


:lol:

[SarahG]

Better make that 19


:lol:

This would be funnier if you realized how isolated of a place I live at.

Seriously, all I need is a cemetery next door.

[rockabilly]

It's the last house on the left right?

[SarahG]

It's the last house on the left right?

If you reach the van down by the river, you've gone too far.

[rockabilly]

Ok i'll meet you by Crystal Lake. ;)

[Quiet Reflections]

I don't know if i fit into any of those

[cadmium]

I guess I'd consider myself one of the Mature Sweethearts, but I so rarely participate in the threads enough to be even be labeled, unless you add horny bi lurker ;)

[Stealthnacho]

The guy who just comes here to beat off but rarely posts.

[Deimos]

1. The Lifer - Chefmike is a Lifer. They'll have to pry the mouse from his chubby lil' fingers to have him stay away. I don't like him, but I still admire the guy's culinary focus. Whatever that means, he's a Lifer. I don't know where Nick the Quick went. I guess that maybe PartlyCloudy is a Lifer too. Anyway, you just get used to them. Same ol' same ol'.

2. The Cocky Dude - The guy who knows that he's actually cute enough to post a real pic. Now, if he's cocky but nice, he may actually hook up somehow. But if he's TOO cool, he'll just always be an ass.

3. Mature Sweetheart - Older anon guys who basically LOVE ALL the girls. They almost embarrass you with cyber-TLC. The first girl who gives him a chance here, he'll remember forever. Usually, they're just nice guys, happy to discreetly chat with the chickadees and enjoy the free porn. :)

4. The Bitter Asshole - God. There are lot's of these miserable bastards out there huh? Yeesh. Ugghhh. Either the porn is never good enough, they love to criticize the girls' looks, they think everything was a rip off, yada yada, etc etc.

5. The Porn Guru - Nick the Quick could and should be here, if he's not. But many of you are porn gurus. It's amazing.

6. Captain Save a Ho - The Mature Sweetheart often inadvertently speeds towards this tragic destination, like an Alzheimer's patient who "thought the pedal on the right made the car stop". And when they do, it's truly sad. lol

7. The 2-Word Cock/Ass Bandit - The guys that, on pic threads, only post 2 word comments like: nice ass! nice cock! Ugly chic! Hot bitch! Or one word and an emoticon afterwards like: nice I'd Hit It. :hitit Meshes well with the 3-word philosopher, and the 4-word guru.

8. The Gamer/SciFi Geek - The guy who comes to HA, a porn board, but only posts about the latest Xbox game or SciFi movie/cartoon.

Feel free to add your own! :)

LOL that's not fair I'm a huge comic book, gamer, scifi geek and I happily talk about other things lol.

[Deimos]

Ok i'll meet you by Crystal Lake. ;)WATCH OUT FOR JASON VORHEES!

[rockabilly]

It's ok my huge avatar will shield me. lol
And dontcha watch scary movies , i'm a virgin ... the safest mofo in the movies.

[LTR_Seeker]

im the mature sweet heartwho gets no breaks lol

[JINNOGO]

You can't communicate very well, as you've admitted, and I have zero interest in you or your nonsense.

But again, you seek my attention here as if I owe you something, simply because you found me attractive. Well, that's wonderful. Now I know. But now tell me, what else do you want?

No. Sorry, but your wrong.

I'm just curious of what you have to say, because your kind of a bitch.

[tsntx]

dont forget the faggoty type that would fight you to the death if you called this man a "he"

http://www.tube8.com/shemale/horny-tranny-gets-blown/165125/

[Nicole Dupre]

No. Sorry, but your wrong.

I'm just curious of what you have to say, because your kind of a bitch.

No. Sorry, but I'm right.

And Im not surprised that you think I'm "kind of a bitch" because I can see that you're "kind of socially retarded".

[JINNOGO]

No. Sorry, but your wrong.

I'm just curious of what you have to say, because your kind of a bitch.

No. Sorry, but I'm right.

And Im not surprised that you think I'm "kind of a bitch" because I can see that you're "kind of socially retarded".

Why is that?

Is it Because of myspace, or is it because your not used to a person standing up for themself. If you don't get your way, or if the person is disrespectful as you are, then that person is socially retarded in your own book. That makes you a hypocrite, but you will never admit to that proclivity.
You even been Lecture by one of the Moderators of this forum, because you act like a bitch with no respect.

[Nicole Dupre]

I can see that you're "kind of socially retarded".

Why is that?

Is it Because of myspace, or is it because your not used to a person standing up for themself. If you don't get your way, or if the person is disrespectful as you are, then that person is socially retarded in your own book. That makes you a hypocrite, but you will never admit to that proclivity.
You even been Lecture by one of the Moderators of this forum, because you act like a bitch with no respect.

Actually, yes. It originates from MySpace. I didn't approach you initially. You wrote me. I don't know who you are, nor do I care to get to know you. Now is that ok? Or are you going to demand that I like you and your offensive birdshit comments? What you said was stupid and offensive. So it is YOU who was disrespectful! I don't understand why you'd expect me to like you. Try that birdshit comment on one of the girls here and see how well it goes over, if you think you are so fucking charming.

[JINNOGO]

I can see that you're "kind of socially retarded".

Why is that?

Is it Because of myspace, or is it because your not used to a person standing up for themself. If you don't get your way, or if the person is disrespectful as you are, then that person is socially retarded in your own book. That makes you a hypocrite, but you will never admit to that proclivity.
You even been Lecture by one of the Moderators of this forum, because you act like a bitch with no respect.

Actually, yes. It originates from MySpace. I didn't approach you initially. You wrote me. I don't know who you are, nor do I care to get to know you. Now is that ok? Or are you going to demand that I like you and your offensive birdshit comments? What you said was stupid and offensive. So it is YOU who was disrespectful! I don't understand why you'd expect me to like you. Try that birdshit comment on one of the girls here and see how well it goes over, if you think you are so fucking charming.


I dont demand anything, I dont expect you to like me.
You think my myspace message was offensive??
That is pathetic, and all I can say to you is grow the fuck up.

[JINNOGO]

This is the message I sent to her on myspace
witch I randomly send to anyone, because I like to see the reactions from others.

" Birdshit fell on my head. I Can't believe it."

[Nicole Dupre]

I dont demand anything, I dont expect you to like me.
You think my myspace message was offensive??
That is pathetic, and all I can say to you is grow the fuck up.

First of all, why don't you just admit that English is not your first language? You don't think we can all tell? Plus, you've already posted a pic of your uncut dick, so you likely were born somewhere else. Which is cool, but you obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

And it's only YOU who needs to "grow the fuck up". Ok Dr Phil? Because I'm not asking you tell me "all you can say". I don't give a shit, if you haven't noticed. Do you get that yet? I STILL don't want to talk to you. I STILL don't like you. You're STILL acting creepy. I would also imagine that you have BO and huff glue.

Oh, and btw you ARE demanding for something; my attention. But you don't deserve it. You're too immature for grown-up pleasures. Again, the one who needs to grow up here is the little boy who talks to girls he doesn't even know about birdshit. That's not a grown man's behavior. In fact, I suspect that you are using someone else's computer and that you are underage.

Now Jinno-Go fuck yourself, because I am now ignoring you.
La la laaaaa! :)

[Nicole Dupre]

This is the message I sent to her on myspace
witch I randomly send to anyone, because I like to see the reactions from others.

" Birdshit fell on my head. I Can't believe it."


^^^THANK YOU FOR PROVING TO EVERYONE HERE, ONCE AND FOR ALL, JUST WHAT KINDA RETARDED JERKOFF YOU REALLY ARE!!!"^^^ 8)

[alyssats]

dont forget the faggoty type that would fight you to the death if you called this man a "he"

http://www.tube8.com/shemale/horny-tranny-gets-blown/165125/

ohhh my goshhh just had seen the video all i can say is

OHHH MY GOSHHH!

[tommymageeshemales2]

dont forget the faggoty type that would fight you to the death if you called this man a "he"

http://www.tube8.com/shemale/horny-tranny-gets-blown/165125/

ohhh my goshhh just had seen the video all i can say is

OHHH MY GOSHHH!

I know, I've been scrubbing the image from my mind ever since seeing that.

[JINNOGO]

I dont demand anything, I dont expect you to like me.
You think my myspace message was offensive??
That is pathetic, and all I can say to you is grow the fuck up.

First of all, why don't you just admit that English is not your first language? You don't think we can all tell? Plus, you've already posted a pic of your uncut dick, so you likely were born somewhere else. Which is cool, but you obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

And it's only YOU who needs to "grow the fuck up". Ok Dr Phil? Because I'm not asking you tell me "all you can say". I don't give a shit, if you haven't noticed. Do you get that yet? I STILL don't want to talk to you. I STILL don't like you. You're STILL acting creepy. I would also imagine that you have BO and huff glue.

Oh, and btw you ARE demanding for something; my attention. But you don't deserve it. You're too immature for grown-up pleasures. Again, the one who needs to grow up here is the little boy who talks to girls he doesn't even know about birdshit. That's not a grown man's behavior. In fact, I suspect that you are using someone else's computer and that you are underage.

Now Jinno-Go fuck yourself, because I am now ignoring you.
La la laaaaa! :)

Post what pic? I never post any pics of myself. No not everyone with a uncut cock is born outside of the country. Your just making a ass of yourself. The only reason I'm typeing to you is because your fucking rude, and disrespectful. The stuff you say is uncalled for. Learn to take a compliment.
The way you respond to me shows how insecure u r.
Your a fucking loser. I'm done with you.
You also look like a man. Better work harder on ur transformation bitch!

[Nicole Dupre]

Post what pic? I never post any pics of myself. No not everyone with a uncut cock is born outside of the country. Your just making a ass of yourself. The only reason I'm typeing to you is because your fucking rude, and disrespectful. The stuff you say is uncalled for. Learn to take a compliment.
The way you respond to me shows how insecure u r.
Your a fucking loser. I'm done with you.
You also look like a man. Better work harder on ur transformation bitch!

How dare you?! You'll be done when I say you are!!! You are MY bitch! Got it?

I didn't ask for your compliments or your critiques. But I see how it is now. If I reject you, your fragile manhood needs to insult my looks. Tsk tsk. How quickly they change their tune when their stupid approach FAILS!

Now go use your birdshit pickup line somewhere else, you gay goon.

[JINNOGO]

[quote=JINNOGO]




Now Jinno-Go fuck yourself, because I am now ignoring you.
La la laaaaa! :)

Wow you really suck at ignoring me! You know what I think? I think your my bitch! :wink: I'm done, and good bye.

[Nicole Dupre]

[quote=JINNOGO]




Now Jinno-Go fuck yourself, because I am now ignoring you.
La la laaaaa! :)

Wow you really suck at ignoring me! You know what I think? I think your my bitch! :wink: I'm done, and good bye.No. You just said you were done, but you returned. So it is you who is a big gay bitch, btw with no GF.

La la la! :)

[Nicole Dupre]

...
The way you respond to me shows how insecure u r.
Your a fucking loser. I'm done with you.
You also look like a man. Better work harder on ur transformation bitch!

Who a bitch?

Ummmm, YOU A BITCH!!! :lol:

[yodajazz]

1. The Lifer - Chefmike is a Lifer. They'll have to pry the mouse from his chubby lil' fingers to have him stay away. I don't like him, but I still admire the guy's culinary focus. Whatever that means, he's a Lifer. I don't know where Nick the Quick went. I guess that maybe PartlyCloudy is a Lifer too. Anyway, you just get used to them. Same ol' same ol'.

2. The Cocky Dude - The guy who knows that he's actually cute enough to post a real pic. Now, if he's cocky but nice, he may actually hook up somehow. But if he's TOO cool, he'll just always be an ass.

3. Mature Sweetheart - Older anon guys who basically LOVE ALL the girls. They almost embarrass you with cyber-TLC. The first girl who gives him a chance here, he'll remember forever. Usually, they're just nice guys, happy to discreetly chat with the chickadees and enjoy the free porn. :)

4. The Bitter Asshole - God. There are lot's of these miserable bastards out there huh? Yeesh. Ugghhh. Either the porn is never good enough, they love to criticize the girls' looks, they think everything was a rip off, yada yada, etc etc.

5. The Porn Guru - Nick the Quick could and should be here, if he's not. But many of you are porn gurus. It's amazing.

6. Captain Save a Ho - The Mature Sweetheart often inadvertently speeds towards this tragic destination, like an Alzheimer's patient who "thought the pedal on the right made the car stop". And when they do, it's truly sad. lol

7. The 2-Word Cock/Ass Bandit - The guys that, on pic threads, only post 2 word comments like: nice ass! nice cock! Ugly chic! Hot bitch! Or one word and an emoticon afterwards like: nice I'd Hit It. :hitit Meshes well with the 3-word philosopher, and the 4-word guru.

8. The Gamer/SciFi Geek - The guy who comes to HA, a porn board, but only posts about the latest Xbox game or SciFi movie/cartoon.

Feel free to add your own! :)

I have a great idea. Take these categories and make men here choose to be in only one. Each category could have their own special priviledges, plus it would save the girls a lot of time trying to figure men out. It would be listed on their profile ID. Then as the forum is improved, we could have our category be different for different people. so for one woman, I'd be a "mature sweetheart", but for Nicole, I'd be "Captain Save a Hoe".