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seanshaves
10-16-2005, 10:17 AM
I made this video for you. I want your cock to be the first in my mouth. GOD YOU ARE GORGEOUS!

http://www.youtube.com/?v=s7_l84O8fl0


i can send the long unedited to u via email or show live on cam .... i am seanshaves on yahoo messanger


PS my virgin ass is all yours any day

xoxoxox

gerbdla
10-16-2005, 10:23 AM
That was the funniest thing I have ever seen!

rick_932
10-16-2005, 03:28 PM
damn, nice approach. she'll be all yours in seconds after seeing that :wink: :roll:

Quinn
10-16-2005, 04:25 PM
ROFL.

-Quinn

Vicki Richter
10-16-2005, 07:07 PM
I think it's kind of endearing and cute. I definitely agree with him loving me. :P

ARMANIXXX
10-16-2005, 07:19 PM
:lol:

seanshaves
10-16-2005, 07:20 PM
thank you gorgeous!!!!!!!!!! you just made my day. Please let me know if i can send the whole version of the video uncensored.

brickcitybrother
10-17-2005, 03:47 AM
Hey - that's a real fan.

skyler
10-17-2005, 04:09 AM
damn, nice approach. she'll be all yours in seconds after seeing that :wink: :roll:

:lol: :lol:

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 06:00 AM
I definitely agree with him loving me

She seems to think that people love her, but no one could possibly love her as much as she loves herself.

Maybe if he met her and got a good idea of that hideous ego he would find some other annonymous person to 'love'.

Comment #1: How can you love others if you don't love yourself? That is a beautiful compliment thank you.

Comment #2: Ossempi I don't know why you think I have such a big ego. If I changed my name to Hot Vicki Richter or Vicki Richter Goddess or something like that I could see it. BUT... I think the only self-appreciating advertising campaign that I've ever run about myself said, "The cutest shemale on the planet". That is hardly gradeurization. I think you are just jealous because I have a bigger dick than you.

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 06:09 AM
Your ego outweighs your looks.

Of course you would try and deny it, but your arrogance is so fucking ugly that it makes me sick.

BTW If my dick is so small, why is it I have a stable ltr, and the only people interested in you are these jerk offs.

I could answer that any multitude of ways since you set yourself up, but once again I take the high road. My kindness and maturity knows no bounds.

My fans are not jerk offs. I love my fans. We have a very intimate relationship my fans and I.

Vicki - Patron Saint of Reservation - Richter

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 06:16 AM
Can you please give examples of each?

I am very interested in the greed comment. Let me have it.

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 06:29 AM
I interract with my fans a lot of ways. Sometimes, when they take a bus 1500 miles to meet me, I will buy them dinner and then go hang out with them at a topless bar.

I don't think there is anything wrong with touching yourself to pictures... or to videos, etc.

It is really a gift I give to society to give it wanking material. I know I am appreciative of the wanking material the adult industry provides for me. It is just my small way of giving back.

You can't really put a pricetag on the feeling of an orgasm... but if you did, $19.95 a month seems like a good deal.

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 06:43 AM
It is such a gift, then why do you sell it?

Sometimes... selling a gift makes it that much more precious. If I give you a balony sandwich you might not eat it. You may even throw it away. However, if you buy your own bacon double cheeseburger, you may cherrish every bite. Why? Because you chose that burger... You made it your own.

What does this have to do with me and my web site? Well by charging for it, I am helping all other shemale sites stay in business. If I gave it away, all these other sites would get significantly fewer sign ups because mine would be free. Even if you wanted a filet, you may settle for a T-bone or ribs if they were free. So you see, the gift is really one I give to all these other girls. I would like to take some time to thank each of them for not giving it away either thus degrading my market share.

Realgirls4me
10-17-2005, 07:09 AM
Your ego outweighs your looks.

Of course you would try and deny it, but your arrogance is so fucking ugly that it makes me sick.

BTW If my dick is so small, why is it I have a stable ltr, and the only people interested in you are these jerk offs.

Who are you referring to as a jerk-off, and are you seriously suggesting that a man's cock size is the most compelling factor for longitivity in a LTR ?


... if it is ??? :roll:

GroobySteven
10-17-2005, 07:13 AM
Ossumpei what is your problem - this post wasn't about you, or anyone having an issue with you, it was a fan posting his "ode" to Vicki and her response was fine, it seems like you just used it as an excuse to unleash your feelings.

I have plenty of fights with her but at least they're substantiated, if you want to start a fight with her then why not start you own post? Why feel the need to hijack this one which had nothing to do with you?

Seems like you have some issues that feel that you need to address on the board but why needlessly jump up peoples arses? Let it be, start your own post and if Vicki wants to then she can choose to answer that one, instead of in a one which a fan started.
V poor, Bob!
seanchai

joyboy123
10-17-2005, 07:53 AM
Ossumpei what is your problem - this post wasn't about you, or anyone having an issue with you, it was a fan posting his "ode" to Vicki and her response was fine, it seems like you just used it as an excuse to unleash your feelings.

I have plenty of fights with her but at least they're substantiated, if you want to start a fight with her then why not start you own post? Why feel the need to hijack this one which had nothing to do with you?

Seems like you have some issues that feel that you need to address on the board but why needlessly jump up peoples arses? Let it be, start your own post and if Vicki wants to then she can choose to answer that one, instead of in a one which a fan started.
V poor, Bob!
seanchai

I think its great, the exchange between this guy and Vicki is the funniest thing I've read on this board in two weeks. I have to give him credit, trading barbs with Vicki is like pissing into a high speed fan but yet he does it anyway.

Good point, he should start his own post if he wants to pick a fight with her.

tsntx
10-17-2005, 10:57 AM
i didnt read any of this thread just wanted to say vicki i think ur great and the things u said in the other post... well ur obviously smarter then most ppl and kudos to you ... u seem like good ppl to know to me... bows and exits oh and glad u saw gender swap on discovery health.. shameless plug

hondarobot
10-17-2005, 03:33 PM
What issues? Ossumpie, you're a fuckin lunatic. From what I've read here and elsewhere you've had a chip on your shoulder for years because Vicki banned you from her group. Now you stalk her. You're insane. I had a run in with you on Vaniity's site several months ago and you are most definately psychotic. Probably has something to do with spending way too much time on internet message boards.

Vicki, of course, has her own seperate issues. I was the guy who took the bus down to meet her (I'm afraid of flying, drink too much and have my own issues as well). We had a pretty nice date, but she ended up walking out on me at 3am. Why? I honestly don't know.

And that's it, mystery solved. Pretty damn obvious really.

You're nuts. Get off the computer and figure your shit out.

Shandus
10-17-2005, 03:45 PM
I'm inclined to agree with Hondarobot on this subject. IMO,Vicki (and any other girl out there) do provide a valuable service to those who want to pay for it. If anybody here wants to be a member of a pay site and jerk off to the pictures, that's their choice and I applaud them for making that choice.

Personally, I think Vicki is one of the hottest TS performers out there today. I have watched her clips at both Shemale Strokers and Shemale Yum and found that they were worth every penny of my membership. I feel the same way about Allanah and any other girl out there.

Ossumpei, I don't know what your problem is, but you DO have a problem. Please seek professional help.

tsntx
10-17-2005, 03:48 PM
That was the funniest thing I have ever seen!

lmao omg here here... it takes balls to do that kid and thnx for keeping them zipped up in that shiny red g-string

tsntx
10-17-2005, 03:53 PM
ok so i read it and this is the FUNNIEST THING ever.. even more so then the one i was entangled in the other day...

hondarobot
10-17-2005, 04:36 PM
You can believe I'm sticking around for this one, dipshit.

I went down to see Vicki because we had established a certain level of connection over several months. I'm not making that up, a great deal of it is publicly posted on a couple of sites. I'm sure you've checked them out already.

Why she walked out at 3am? She has implied that I said something that gave her a bad vibe. I don't know. Water under the bridge at this point.

But you, dumb fuck, are a stalker. It's pretty easy for everyone to see that. Stop embarassing yourself.

I'm going for breakfast, if you want me to really start beating on you, just post again. Or calm the fuck down and go away, there's plenty of other places online to make an ass of yourself.

hondarobot
10-17-2005, 05:19 PM
Dealing with you is like beating up an old man. And you will always look like Fred Flintstone (I'd go find that hysterical picture you posted on your yahoo profile, but I'm bored with you).

Keep yelling all you want. No one cares.

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 07:03 PM
i didnt read any of this thread just wanted to say vicki i think ur great and the things u said in the other post... well ur obviously smarter then most ppl and kudos to you ... u seem like good ppl to know to me... bows and exits oh and glad u saw gender swap on discovery health.. shameless plug

Ohhhhh. You were the pretty one? Haha. I had no idea. Right on.

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 07:06 PM
So YOUR the guy who rode the bus 1500 miles to see a stranger, who then walked out on you. That is quite a tale of stalking. And your callin ME a psycho.

Glad to hear that she left you jerking off again.

I thought it was sweet. Guys have done crazier things. Trust me. Ummm. I left at 3am. That is hardly walking out. It's going home after hanging out with someone cool from far away lands.

Honda isn't a full blown stalker to any extent. Just really dedicated.

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 07:09 PM
So how did you develope this certain level of connection, through paypal, the internet screen, print magazines, videos, peep shows?? That is sooooo deep. And no, I have not checked them out already, nor could I care less.

As far a stalking goes, riding a bus, we all know how comfortable that is, 1500 miles to meet a porn actor, only to show your perversion to them (someone in the sex industry who has seen her share of extremely wierd pervs like you, takes thier money and leaves them jerking off) so badly that it scares them away and you have to go to a peep show and practice your desires manually, then ride the bus 1500 miles BACK with a sore elbow, and your calling someone else a stalker.

Since you also have had so much publicity posted on so many sites, that must make you an expert on the plenty of places to make your self an ass online, and obviously in person too.

Oh and it wasn't a paid date... I didn't take his money. I actually told him not to come all this way. I mean come on... I bought the food. He paid for the strippers. That was a fair trade I think.

hondarobot
10-17-2005, 07:15 PM
Well, that's that then.

She's the coolest girl I've ever met, and I've met a lot of girls.

I just got kinda weird for awhile. Time to cool off for a bit.

ARMANIXXX
10-17-2005, 07:57 PM
ossumpei,

What is your problem with Vicki?

Vicki Richter
10-17-2005, 08:19 PM
I think he thinks I gave him that yeast infection. It wasn't me I swear.

Dkg
10-17-2005, 08:29 PM
ARMANIXXX, it's simple really. He's a Hater....maybe even a stalker from what some people say.

Hey, HondaRobot, just curious but how did Vicky "walk out on you"? Did you go to the bathroom, come back out and she was gone? Turn your head for a couple minutes and *poof* she got ghost? (that's slang for disappeared)

just curious.

If i ever did travel x miles for ANY girl, I'm at least getting a kiss out of it. At least. Esp if by bus.

hondarobot
10-17-2005, 08:47 PM
I got way more then just a kiss. And she didn't actually "walk out" on me, but I did want her to hang out a little longer. She just had to go home. It wasn't some goofy "escort" type scene, it was a nice, normal date. She's an amazing girl, and I really mean that, she is.

I've been obsessive about her for awhile, Ya can't really blame me for that, but I'm working on calming down.

This whole thing has been blown out of proportion. She really is the greatest girl I've ever been with.

Anyone takes a shot at her, I'm gonna hit back.

No reason behind that really, I just like her. I always will.

Realgirls4me
10-17-2005, 09:10 PM
This reminds me of the time a woman who I had met once in a bar contact me after not seeing her for some two years. She met some guy a short time after we had met that one evening and months later moved away with him some 500 hundred miles away, but kept my number and wanting to contact me. Well, they eventually broke up and she called me up to get to know me better over the coming two months, and also to invite me to her upcoming birthday party which was approaching. I naively asked at one point (I wasn't going to go) where would I stay if I did attend, and she calmly replied, "Well, there is a motel down the street, and there is also my couch, but I was hoping you'd sleep with me ..." I made the plane reservations within 15 minutes.

I needed to get out of town for a break, and this woman was hot! Hot !!! There is no way I'd go that far simply for her birthday cake. It was a fun weekend. :)

Deepdarkfucker
10-17-2005, 11:19 PM
Hey I love Vicki

joyboy123
10-17-2005, 11:40 PM
I got way more then just a kiss. And she didn't actually "walk out" on me, but I did want her to hang out a little longer. She just had to go home. It wasn't some goofy "escort" type scene, it was a nice, normal date. She's an amazing girl, and I really mean that, she is.

I've been obsessive about her for awhile, Ya can't really blame me for that, but I'm working on calming down.

This whole thing has been blown out of proportion. She really is the greatest girl I've ever been with.

Anyone takes a shot at her, I'm gonna hit back.

No reason behind that really, I just like her. I always will.

Hey Honda,
A lot of us guys have done a lot more for a pretty face and got a lot less. Kudos to you for going for it and kudos to Vicki for treating you like a real person.

disnug
10-18-2005, 01:07 AM
I think he thinks I gave him that yeast infection. It wasn't me I swear.

:D :shock: :D
Damn...that was funny!

hondarobot
10-18-2005, 02:46 AM
Thanks for the input Joyboy, and you're right, guys do crazy things for a pretty girl. A person has to keep things in perspective, of course.

I would like to be on my couch making out with Vicki right now. Kissing Vicki is all I want to do. But life isn't always easy and it's very rarely nice.

Being drunk most of the time is not working in my favor either, of course, but that's just something I have to deal with on my own.

The world is messed up.

It's the only world we have to work with though, you deal with it

(Oh, but yeah, she's a great kisser. I've kissed hundreds of girls, she blows them all away. Really. I'm not making this up, She is all that)

ARMANIXXX
10-18-2005, 03:36 AM
I've been obsessive about her for awhile, Ya can't really blame me for that, but I'm working on calming down.

This whole thing has been blown out of proportion. She really is the greatest girl I've ever been with.

Anyone takes a shot at her, I'm gonna hit back.

No reason behind that really, I just like her. I always will.

__________________________________________________ ______________________________________

:|

ezed
10-18-2005, 05:25 AM
Well the 3000 mile trip on the bus seems sooooo normal now.

What the fuck is this thread about. What is "ossumpei" purpose here. Hondarobot took a trip. He verified Vicki's post. What happened dosen't matter. Hondarobot is a good guy. Vicki is beautiful! (Though she doesn't look like Raquel Welch). She does look like a fucking gorgeous woman...t-girl.... whatever. I for one would love to be engulfed in her embrace. And I'd suck, her fuck her and have her fuck or suck me. AND YES, GODDAMNIT, I HAVE JERKED OFF TO HER PICS! What she does and why is NO FUCKING BUSINESS OF YOURS!

Christ, you're from St.Louis! There is nothing there except the McDonald's logo and a fucking big river. Pack up your kercheif, attach it to a stick , sling it over you shoulder and proceed to New York or LA. Then maybe... maybe you'll have an understanding of the world.

You know, we kicked your ass in the Super Bowl and the our baseball team who just fought and epic battle with NY swept your ass in the World Series. Why are you dissing Vicki! She's a work of Art.

Pal! YOU GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!!!!!!!!

Go blow yourself and go to sleep and dream of eating Big Mac's by the River. I will dream of eating Vicki and would gladly pay her to do it!

As the ninety year old fruit cake lady would say..."you're pathetic...you're pathetic."

hondarobot
10-18-2005, 05:58 AM
Thanks for breaking it down, ezed. Vicki and I did have a good time.

Not to brag, but most other guys will probably not have any time with her at all. She's not that kinda girl.

And I have to stop thinking about her all the time. It's tough, but a guy does what he's gotta do.

Someday I'm going to marry her, but she doesn't belive me :)

Vicki Richter
10-18-2005, 09:22 AM
Truthfully, most fans who would blow their vacation, spend a chunk of their savings, and then get on an uncomfortable bus (A BUS for God's sake!!!), and drive for literally days (with no promise what-so-ever for me to meet them)would have a good shot of meeting me. That is dedication. What would people have said about me if I totally blew Honda off after doing something like that? Truthfully, I know a lot of girls would have... Unless of course he had their going rate or what not.

For the most part, I treat people like I want to be treated. I just happen to stray a bit on message boards. It's better to have a villanness.

Thanks to everyone for the support. This has been a fun thread.

seanshaves
10-18-2005, 10:10 PM
what makes me a jerk off fuck face? i wish you had the balls to come to hershey, pa and call me a jerk off to my face you internet tuff guy.

AllanahStarrNYC
10-18-2005, 10:14 PM
lol

fuck face is one of my favortire expressions i call all my friends-

not alluding that ossumpei is a fuck face- but if it came from me it would be a term of endearment.

Vicki Richter
10-19-2005, 02:25 AM
This is what it is like when someone keeps bumping their own thread over and over. Fuck I wish I was selling something. Double fuck... I wish this was my thread.

ezed
10-19-2005, 04:51 AM
I have been to New York, LA, Chicago, Miami, Philly, San Francisco, 46 states, several countries in the Meditrerranean, the Carribean etc while working 20 years in a business that required travel, you jerk off. I worked directly with large groups of people in all of those places, and spent time enjoying the local cultures. I have been with some beautiful ts's around the world, and currently live with a girl who is fucking beautiful, and has an amazing sex drive. Your punk ass has nothing to say to me about seeing the world, or being with t girls.

If you want to spend your life looking at pics of a stranger and not having the balls to go meet someone in person or having sex with a live human being, thats your business, but don't knock a place you havn't been, or talk your childish trash about a subject you are very, very underqualified to speak about.[/quote]
How do you know...for sure. You don't. Period. You don't act like a person, who's done everything you say. 20 years in busines, travel, work directly with large groups of people, several countries, and what the fuck does spent time enjoying local cultures mean. You must write resumes or should I say enhance them.

Who's going to verify your girl friend is beautiful and has an amazing sex drive (now). Maybe she is and does...what are you saying? No, I don't spend my life looking at a stranger, I spend my wind down hours looking at as many strangers as possible and I admit when they are particularly attractive I squeeze off a load. And just between us boys, I suspect you do too why else are you here? For challenging banter?

Well for your information, I have had sex with real human beings. That's right I'm coming out and saying it. Even with tgirls.....from ALL around the world! Boston...Providence...NY...........Boston. Oh yeah, there was a girl in Boston from Atlanta....so I guess I've had Georgia also. But you know come to think of it, I may have had relations with more girls, tg and gg than Wilt Chamberlain. I haven't, unless Chamberlain is lying. We just don't know, nor does anyone care.

By the way thanks for the compliment....referring to me as a "punk ass" and not and old ass, many woman have referred to me as a cute ass. But that's neither here or there.

AND I AM NOT VERY, VERY VERY UNDERQUALIFIED!!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE A PHD IN CHILDISH BANTER FROM THE ESTEEMED COLLEGE OF WATSAMATA U.!!!!

Man you are wound tighter than a clockspring when the key won't turn any further. Maybe you should figure out where you left the key to that girlfriend's amazing sex drive.

By the way...the Bruins also beat St. Louis to win the Stanley Cup. "St. Louis...Boston's gateway to excellence." Feel free to use this on your entering St. Louis signs.

Ezed

ezed
10-20-2005, 05:12 AM
Jerk off

You lost again. Jerking off is a great release! I know, I know, touching your own member is forbidden in your clan

ezed
10-20-2005, 05:20 AM
FELLA'S ....FELLA'S......VICKI HAS A MAN ON THIS BOARD ALREADY.....ASK HER WHO IT IS.........HER HEART IS MINE, ASK HER FOR YOURSELF, WHO IS HER MAIN BOY...ME!!!!!......SORRY SUCKA'S.......

You may be right MEGA, she doesn't even know me, but I hate when people hate for no reason. And I can't help but rant and rave and make use of my phd from Watsamata U. in childish behavior

Ezed,
Paid for by the Ezed Campaign for nothing in particular. This message was approved by Ezed.

tsntx
10-20-2005, 05:22 AM
how about them 'stros?

Foto
10-20-2005, 06:21 AM
how about them 'stros?

Go Sawx!

tsntx
10-20-2005, 06:37 AM
bleh.... red sox, white sox either sux lol

Vicki Richter
10-20-2005, 09:12 AM
FELLA'S ....FELLA'S......VICKI HAS A MAN ON THIS BOARD ALREADY.....ASK HER WHO IT IS.........HER HEART IS MINE, ASK HER FOR YOURSELF, WHO IS HER MAIN BOY...ME!!!!!......SORRY SUCKA'S.......

It's true... Sigh... I <heart> Gregg.

ezed
10-21-2005, 06:41 AM
Not to worry, true love is just a magazine, $20 pay site, a bottle of lube, or a quick 1500 mile bus ride away.

I GET IT! You have a thing about guys pleasuring themselves! Touching their own penis except to pee and clean it is unclean and unholy! So sorry man, I take back all my previous negative posts. OH CHRIST, I HAVE SINNED, I HAVE ATTACKED A HOLY MAN WHO HAS AN AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND WITH AN AMAZING SEX DRIVE.
Forgive me, I am not worthy, I am not worthy!

I must kneel down and confess to you, "Holy man, I currently do not have a partner with an amazing sex drive...howvever i solicit and find someone who does, maybe once a week, get off with them. But yheeeee it is not enough, my penis calls me every night....and say's 'well! I'm ready! Satisfiy me! and I do.....(embrassed glance to the side and down)."

Wait....God is telling me something..."Go to the closet.. put on your trench coat... light up a stogie...squint your eyes...and say"

You know Mr. Ossumpei....may i call you that?
I was just thinking ...and don't be offended.... it's just that, well, I like to blow a load every night, takes the edge of the personallity....you know what I mean.....
No matter....forget about it...
I should go
But I just can't help thinking........
And this is in no way questioning you....
But you know, when me and my partner were hot and heavy, we did it every nite and tended to be totally exhausted....
You know, let me tell you that was an amazing sex drive.
I had no interset and talkingor typing to anyone else, I barely had time to deal with my day to day duties ....ever had that problem Mr. Ossumpei?

Ehhh? It doesn't matter, I've already taken up too much of your time. I'll get out of your hair .....
(walk to the front door, open it step out pop head back in)

There's been something that I wanted to ask you Mr. Ossumpei (scratch head). When you were young did your parents ever catch you masterbating in the closet?

ezed
10-22-2005, 03:17 AM
Good place wasn't it

Vicki Richter
10-22-2005, 04:48 AM
Ossempi isn't fun to banter with. He's always wrong. He makes me feel like I'm clapping with one hand.

ezed
10-22-2005, 05:08 AM
Ossempi isn't fun to banter with. He's always wrong. He makes me feel like I'm clapping with one hand.

Vicki,
You only need one hand....to go jerk off...heh heh, heh heh,

Ezed,
answering for Ossumpei, THAT'S OSSUMPEI, (voice provided by Butthead)

PS -Ossumpie,
I fielded this one for ya, so ya can keep whacking it. Shhh! Our secret.

Nick,
sorry, I can't help myself.

ezed
10-22-2005, 05:17 AM
Fuck, Vicki, that one made me a Junior Poster!!!! And my 100th post was to YOU! WOW what are the chances of that. I can go around the neighborhood now and say..."YEP, I'm a Junior Poster...that's right, that's like getting an orange belt in karate.

I'm amazed they counted to my post total, since I was pretending to be Ossempi

Thank you Vicki for stimulating me to make this day possible, first of all I would like to thank......

hondarobot
10-22-2005, 07:17 AM
What the hell is going on in this thread? The last few posts are completely fucking wacky.

ezed
10-23-2005, 03:23 AM
I am glad to know that you all love me and admire me so much that you write me long posts as a tribute to how wonderful I am.

Not like I need the help, but hey, you go a head on.

In the meantime, you can all rejoice in the fact that you know me, and have read some of the wisdom I have shared with you.

No need to thank me.

By God, I think he's finally starting to get it!

Hugh Jarrod
10-23-2005, 10:13 PM
Ossempi isn't fun to banter with. He's always wrong. He makes me feel like I'm clapping with one hand.

Hey what's that sound like anyway?

Hugh Jarrod
10-23-2005, 10:15 PM
I am glad to know that you all love me and admire me so much that you write me long posts as a tribute to how wonderful I am.

Not like I need the help, but hey, you go a head on.

In the meantime, you can all rejoice in the fact that you know me, and have read some of the wisdom I have shared with you.

No need to thank me.

rifraf is that you?

tsntx
10-23-2005, 10:19 PM
Ossempi isn't fun to banter with. He's always wrong. He makes me feel like I'm clapping with one hand.

Hey what's that sound like anyway?

ima go out on a limb here and guess that it sounds like my balls hitting youre face :P

Hugh Jarrod
10-23-2005, 10:31 PM
Ossempi isn't fun to banter with. He's always wrong. He makes me feel like I'm clapping with one hand.

Hey what's that sound like anyway?

ima go out on a limb here and guess that it sounds like my balls hitting youre face :P

LMAO, oh. Pretty descriptive sweety thanks. LOL.

tsntx
10-23-2005, 10:39 PM
its a fun lil visual for all to enjoy

tsntx
10-25-2005, 11:25 AM
geez mom you could have at least told this guy youd meet him, you must said all kinds of no in all kinds of languages no matter how much money he offered...so sad he is

Adam_Thompson
10-25-2005, 11:26 AM
Thanks for breaking it down, ezed. Vicki and I did have a good time.

Not to brag, but most other guys will probably not have any time with her at all. She's not that kinda girl.

And I have to stop thinking about her all the time. It's tough, but a guy does what he's gotta do.

Someday I'm going to marry her, but she doesn't belive me :)

Hondarobot, for someone who doesn't brag, you sure do like to brag.

So what are you saying about other people who want to see Vicki as much as you? That the rest of us are losers and "she's not that kinda girl"? What makes you think you're so special? You're just as much a deviant as the others who want to see her in person. So you think you're going to marry her one day? Who appointed you prince charming, you self-centered pig-ass?

I happen to know that on Vicki's message boards, there was a poster who was just asking Vicki a question and suddenly, for no reason, you just lashed out at that person even though it was a friendly question. It turned out you had one of your drunken episodes.

The fact that Vicki was willing to meet you in person says tons about Vicki being the selective whore that she is meeting despicable bums like yourself, Hondarobot. If Vicki was here, I'd slap her for meeting a pig like you and you would get a knuckle sandwich from me. I am disappointed that Vicki would want to meet a scumbag like you. For that reason, I have lost all respect for Vicki. If I had met Vicki in person, I would be more a gentleman and keep it to myself and not brag about it on the online boards.

Thank God I don't know who you are or where to find you. Speaking of Vicki getting plastic surgery, I would happily give you plastic surgery for free. As for you Vicki, I spit in your face. Ptooey!

You're both fucking losers. I'm outta here. You're a freak of nature Vicki. I'm not going to kiss your ass like the rest of your "fans", I have too much respect for myself.


And Yes Overlord...Your wishes for more newcomers came true.
Dude said "Knuckle sandwich" What is this 1932?

tsntx
10-25-2005, 11:30 AM
that blonde bitch got one w/ mayo

Overlord Abomination
10-25-2005, 11:42 AM
And Yes Overlord...Your wishes for more newcomers came true.
Dude said "Knuckle sandwich" What is this 1932?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thats fuckin classic. Knuckle Sandwich. I can see that pussy going all old school tryin to box someone...God i cant find a picture of those old school fuckers. Just watch any boxing match before they learned how to fight, that shits hilarious. Hell if we get more Senior citizens we can round them up and torture them in crowds.


If Vicki was here, I'd slap her for meeting a pig like you and you would get a knuckle sandwich from me.

Thank god AT brought this travesty to everyones attention. Its like one part retarded threat and Two parts joke. AWESOME!

Adam_Thompson
10-25-2005, 11:47 AM
NotAPhony practicing his knockout slap for Vicki..It's too funny. I'm dying inside and out.

http://www.josportsinc.com/item_images/1065456254.jpg

Overlord Abomination
10-25-2005, 11:50 AM
NotAPhony practicing his knockout slap for Vicki..It's too funny. I'm dying inside and out.

http://www.josportsinc.com/item_images/1065456254.jpg

LMAO you found it...Man that shits great. Dude looks like a sissy with broken arms. Whats even funnier is his screen name. He's trying to prove something but i cant think of what it is...Can you?

Vicki Richter
08-07-2006, 05:42 AM
Thank you baby... I love you too.

scorpion
08-07-2006, 11:35 PM
vicky is fantastic...I love you to..one you are one of the best and sexiest

chefmike
08-08-2006, 03:22 AM
Thats one hell of a bump...don't let the door hit you on your gaping ass on your way out...or slam on one of your sasquatch feet on your way to costa rica, bigfoot...and one more thing...don't deprive your dickless fans of yet another of your melodramatic farewells...how many has it been now? Smoochie boochies, toots...

Vicki Richter
08-08-2006, 06:48 AM
Thats one hell of a bump...don't let the door hit you on your gaping ass on your way out...or slam on one of your sasquatch feet on your way to costa rica, bigfoot...and one more thing...don't deprive your dickless fans of yet another of your melodramatic farewells...how many has it been now? Smoochie boochies, toots...

Wow what a loser stalker. You remember everything I write because secretly, you love me. There is a guy like you here in AZ we call the Baseline Killer.

ps - thanks for the bump
pss - Danielle Foxxx for TS Performer of the Year!!!
psss - How dare you insult my fans.
pssss - This is one of the reasons why my ass gapes

~V/R~

Jamie Michelle
08-08-2006, 07:31 AM
Thats one hell of a bump...don't let the door hit you on your gaping ass on your way out...or slam on one of your sasquatch feet on your way to costa rica, bigfoot...and one more thing...don't deprive your dickless fans of yet another of your melodramatic farewells...how many has it been now? Smoochie boochies, toots...

Wow what a loser stalker. You remember everything I write because secretly, you love me. There is a guy like you here in AZ we call the Baseline Killer.

ps - thanks for the bump
pss - Danielle Foxxx for TS Performer of the Year!!!
psss - How dare you insult my fans.
pssss - This is one of the reasons why my ass gapes

~V/R~

Hi, Vicki. Great picture, there.

Just so you know, it's P.S., then P.P.S., then P.P.P.S., etc., for postscript, post-postscript, post-post-postscript, etc., respectively.

bunzy
08-08-2006, 01:30 PM
Damn Vicki that pic made me speechless,so hot; on another note let me tell you tell you this, i was goin' through some old threads where you and Chefmike clashed several times and it ain't hard to figure that you're so right, he secretly loves you, even much more than you think!

chefmike
08-08-2006, 02:34 PM
Oh my!! Little bunny wabbit has escaped from the Ruby Tuesdays gulag again! Better hurry back before feminem finds out! Manica has obviously already taken your nuts...who knows what your next punishment will be...

bunzy
08-08-2006, 07:50 PM
C'mon cooker admit it already, you like Vicki and you dream about Vicki, i know you're just one of those nerds who isn't brave enough to face it!

suckseed
08-08-2006, 08:54 PM
I yelled at you once, mike, and I don't like doing that, so, emotions aside, if you don't mind saying, why do you hate her so bad? She's opinionated, but she always seems to have a light touch when promoting herself, to me. Is it just fun to stir things up? I guess if it isn't something serious, you won't cop to it here, but...it does seem like you're just taking a piss for the hell of it sometimes.
C'mon, man! Have a drink fer cristsakes!!! Lighten up!

chefmike
08-08-2006, 10:45 PM
suckseed...no offense, but maybe you shouldn't stick your nose into a matter that you obviously know nothing about. If you are that curious about it, do some research....Lighten up? LMAO...this is me lightening up...and you can "yell" at me whenever, but I don't turn the other cheek...You appear to mean well, but save your sermons for someone else...

Bunzybitch...get back over to the gulag and apply your lips to manica's ass where they belong, punk.

PS: I have never said I hated Vicki, suckseed...although the term dislike would certainly apply...and anyone who has seen the pics that I have posted on this board knows that my tastes lie elsewhere...oh well...as the saying goes...one man's trash is another man's treasure... :wink:

BeardedOne
08-08-2006, 11:08 PM
Just so you know, it's P.S., then P.P.S., then P.P.P.S., etc., for postscript, post-postscript, post-post-postscript, etc., respectively.

Maybe she was just in a 'psssss-y' mood. :lol: :lol:

scorpion
08-09-2006, 11:32 PM
nice to see your ass beeing fucked vicky...One of my dreams to do it someday