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Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-23-2009, 09:55 PM
What would it say? lol Be very creative and animated as possible! ;)

~Kisses.

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blckhaze
07-23-2009, 09:57 PM
Feed and have sex with daily
Will make sure all needs are met.

Side effects: minor anger spikes. bite marks
Quiet Reflections
07-23-2009, 10:00 PM
So you purchased a Lemon.......
xxxian
07-23-2009, 10:01 PM
Handle with care
trish
07-23-2009, 10:06 PM
THIS SIDE UP....tattooed on my ass.
sugdaddie69
07-23-2009, 10:17 PM
Hara....Pleasee
Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-23-2009, 10:52 PM
Hara....Pleasee

Naughty!! lol

I actually was reading this article when this idea of a funny thread came up. ;)

http://www.vasectomy-information.com/humor/manual.htm

Pretty humorous and yet interesting eh?

~Kisses.

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BLKGSXR
07-23-2009, 11:03 PM
Feed and have sex with daily
Will make sure all needs are met.

Side effects: minor anger spikes. bite marksLmfao-Nice one G-But the side effects are way hay off-you rapist type of ninja
sugdaddie69
07-23-2009, 11:04 PM
Hara....Pleasee

Naughty!! lol

I actually was reading this article when this idea of a funny thread came up. ;)

http://www.vasectomy-information.com/humor/manual.htm

Pretty humorous and yet interesting eh?

~Kisses.

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Yeah that was quite interesting.
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
07-23-2009, 11:37 PM
nuff said
Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-23-2009, 11:42 PM
lol@silicone ankles! :lol: I never seen one..pic?

~Kisses.

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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
07-23-2009, 11:44 PM
lol@silicone ankles! :lol: I never seen one..pic?

~Kisses.

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don't have a pic of them, sorry

I'm sure it'll be explained by nightfall
muhmuh
07-23-2009, 11:51 PM
it would probably be one of those japanese manuals that have been translated to english/german literally using a dictionary that was already out of date in victorian times resulting in indecypherable gibberish
BrassVillanueva
07-24-2009, 12:24 AM
I don't know about Victorian times, but Engrish sure is fun. For example:


· The product was designed in order long time to love. Carefully use.

· If the user transsexual, the product maintains the erection which is fixed. As for this, as for us of necessity for complete functionality it is something which becomes so because of the line of the ROM code which at present time cannot work around that.

· If the product starts smoking, in order that and that to place on the California King-size storage unit which is offered, it is turned off.
Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-26-2009, 06:52 AM
Mine would carry this sticker:

http://images.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/WorshipMe.jpg

or this:

http://www.funny-tees.net/images/worship_me.jpg

lol

~Kisses.

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