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raybbaby
07-05-2009, 01:41 AM
So, it seems like HA has its fair share of film critics, myself included. So just to spin off of a thread about all the impending crap remakes of the classics from my youth, I want to hear some good ideas. My guess is there is more creativity and imagination on this forum than there is in all of Hollywood. So, sidestepping the trend of sitcom "parody" porno, what would be some kick ass TS porn movies "inspired" by some mainstream Hollywood movies? If all you've got is an interesting twist on the name of an existing movie, that's cool spit out and maybe someone else can come up with a good plot outline. if you've got a name, plot outline or ideas about characters or performers who you think would be good for certain roles, fire those off too. And no "Transformers" suggestions, that shit is just toooo obvious.

LibertyHarkness
07-05-2009, 01:43 AM
well instead of Planet Terror you could have Planet Shemale ...

replacing zombies with shemales going on a rampage :)

BellaBellucci
07-05-2009, 01:44 AM
So, it seems like HA has its fair share of film critics, myself included. So just to spin off of a thread about all the impending crap remakes of the classics from my youth, I want to hear some good ideas. My guess is there is more creativity and imagination on this forum than there is in all of Hollywood. So, sidestepping the trend of sitcom "parody" porno, what would be some kick ass TS porn movies "inspired" by some mainstream Hollywood movies? If all you've got is an interesting twist on the name of an existing movie, that's cool spit out and maybe someone else can come up with a good plot outline. if you've got a name, plot outline or ideas about characters or performers who you think would be good for certain roles, fire those off too. And no "Transformers" suggestions, that shit is just toooo obvious.

I almost said 'War of the Roses,' but then I remembered 'The Break-Up.'

I have to admit I'm looking forward to the Robocop movie. I think it should focus less on the RoboCop backstory and be an all-out action movie. Maybe this time Murphy volunteers to do it?

http://www.avatarpress.com/robocop/robo1fm.jpg

~BB~

raybbaby
07-05-2009, 01:45 AM
well instead of Planet Terror you could have Planet Shemale ...

replacing zombies with shemales going on a rampage :)
Hmm, I never saw the original, but it sounds like it would be really good. When does casting start?

BellaBellucci
07-05-2009, 01:45 AM
Oh wait. Porn.

Ok then. Transexual Robocop with mechanical penis and breast enlargers. ;)

~BB~

raybbaby
07-05-2009, 01:48 AM
How about Plan 9" from space?

LibertyHarkness
07-05-2009, 01:48 AM
ray you need to SEE this film trust me, PLanet Terror will change your life :) if you dont like I will eat my own head ...

Casting starts next week :)

Though instead of cutting a girls leg off and replacing with an m16 i was thinking of attaching a Penis instead :)

rockabilly
07-05-2009, 01:48 AM
You've Got Mail = You've Got Shemale
Transformers= Transsexuals

Dirky
07-05-2009, 01:51 AM
Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! remade with trannies. Nicole Dupre would do wonders with the Tura Santana role.

LibertyHarkness
07-05-2009, 01:52 AM
mehhh transformers ... we all know it would be called Trannyformers - females in disguise

rockabilly
07-05-2009, 01:55 AM
ROBO-TOP

Jericho
07-05-2009, 02:28 AM
American Pie - The one where Stiffler gets a sex change and makes finch her bitch.

The Hierophant
07-05-2009, 02:34 AM
See, now some of these remakes sound much better.

rockabilly
07-05-2009, 02:37 AM
Everythings better w/ Tgirls.

tsmandy
07-05-2009, 03:06 AM
Drill Bill.

rockabilly
07-05-2009, 03:07 AM
Big Top Pee Wee

rameses2
07-05-2009, 03:30 AM
"There's REALLY something about Mary" :wink:

rockabilly
07-05-2009, 03:34 AM
Cock - Tail

rameses2
07-05-2009, 03:36 AM
Don't get mad but..."Ex-Men" :oops:

Legend
07-05-2009, 03:42 AM
3 cock bandits and a post op

raybbaby
07-05-2009, 03:45 AM
Drill Bill.
I should've known you'd have a good one Mandy!

loren
07-05-2009, 08:52 AM
Angles and Trannies
The Tranny Code
(for you cartoon lovers) Tranny and the Beast