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2009AD
06-27-2009, 04:10 AM
Accident? Drug overdose combined with his declining health.

Suicide? MJ intentionally overdosed.

Homicide? He may have been the victim of a criminal conspiracy.
tubgirl
06-27-2009, 04:17 AM
where's the "over-media saturation" option...
2009AD
06-27-2009, 06:30 AM
where's the "over-media saturation" option...

Media over-saturation killed the radio star! :wink:
francisfkudrow
06-27-2009, 06:36 AM
How about the theory that he's still alive? You know, like he was about to get in trouble about some kid again and faked his own death...
alpha2117
06-27-2009, 06:40 AM
Well the fake jacko is dead, the real Micheal Jackson (y'know the black one) is living in seclusion on an island with Elvis. I was always suprised people thought the genetically flawed clone Jacko was ever the real one.
NYBURBS
06-27-2009, 07:12 AM
Well the fake jacko is dead, the real Micheal Jackson (y'know the black one) is living in seclusion on an island with Elvis. I was always suprised people thought the genetically flawed clone Jacko was ever the real one.

HAHA epic
eclipsemint
06-27-2009, 11:14 AM
Ironic that he died the same way as another pop legend he idolised:

Question: How Did Elvis Presley Die?
Answer: Elvis died on August 16, 1977 in the bathroom at Graceland. After being found on the bathroom floor, Elvis was rushed to the hospital where he was officially pronounced dead. The coroner recorded the cause of death as cardiac arrhythmia. While true in the strictest sense (cardiac arrhythmia basically means that the heart was beating irregularly and in this case, finally stopped), the attending physicians deliberately omitted the fact that what had apparently caused Elvis' heart to beat irregularly and then stop was an overdose of prescription drugs. These drugs included codeine, Valium, morphine, and Demorol, to name a few. After this information was revealed, Vernon Presley, Elvis' father, had the complete autopsy report sealed. It will remain sealed until 2027, fifty years after The King's death. Elvis' body is buried at Graceland.
brickcitybrother
06-28-2009, 12:19 AM
Ummmm - I think I will not care how - he's gone. He has a peace we can only imagine.
tsbrenda
06-29-2009, 01:44 AM
example of a report from an Autopsy

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0326071anna1.html



http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0326071anna1.gif

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0326071anna2.gif
richbo
06-29-2009, 02:07 AM
Food poisoning. They found 12 y/o nuts in his stomach! Ha! Ha!

The dude was a freak!
exstudent
07-01-2009, 02:04 AM
he will be missed :(
EyeCumInPiece
07-01-2009, 03:47 AM
Its kinda all 3.
CORVETTEDUDE
07-01-2009, 03:49 AM
IMO, Who gives a rat's ass???!!!
loren
07-01-2009, 06:00 AM
he will be missed :(
by who?
exstudent
07-07-2009, 09:30 AM
he will be missed :(
by who?

Millions.... myself, family, friends, included. :(
Faldur
07-07-2009, 03:13 PM
http://threeminds.organic.com/assets_c/2009/03/Breaking%20News-thumb-430x247-1802.jpg


This just in......... Michael Jackson... Still Dead!..... More at 11
2009AD
07-07-2009, 04:19 PM
http://threeminds.organic.com/assets_c/2009/03/Breaking%20News-thumb-430x247-1802.jpg


This just in......... Michael Jackson... Still Dead!..... More at 11

The 70's called, it wants its joke back. :roll:
SexChangeTranny.com
07-07-2009, 05:44 PM
I didn't know a poll caused his death...
baileyandkc
07-07-2009, 07:04 PM
He finally phoned home
Faldur
07-07-2009, 09:53 PM
I didn't know a poll caused his death...

Well according to "The Secret Life of a Teenager", fantastic sex can kill your Father. So yes a Poll must have the ability to kill.. :what
addicted
07-08-2009, 07:43 AM
I never liked mike jaxs music or him as a person but I dont wish death upon anyone except politicians and wall street.