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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
06-22-2009, 01:18 AM
Your Mileage May Vary........................

I know there's got to be some funny stories out there regarding this and some of the clients you chicks have seen........
Danielle Foxx
06-22-2009, 01:32 AM
I like to consider myself a sex therapist actually. As they do at the Bunny Ranch. I not only serve my duties but many times I serve as a therapist or someone a client can be himself without judgement.

BUT! There is always a but... LOL...

* I had a maid walk in on me and a client once. He about had a heart attack. HaHaHaHa - I thought it was the funniest shit!

* A client was biting the skin around my asshole and I told him to stop cause he had a gap and it was starting to hurt LOL He continued so I farted on his face. And still got payed!

* This guy told me once that he was coming from the Sex Addicts Meeting right before our session. Afterwards I ran to the nearest catholic church and confessed.

* This Asian guy showed up, this is early in my career, and he has a suit on. He proceeds to get undressed and he has on a garter set on - quite pretty however I about lost my lunch. He did not look cute in it at all. LOL
Which is now I only see asian men as subs. I still have one actually, nice ass, amazing skin.

* I had this like 60 yo man who had the thickest cock in the world but I don't know what he took before he came to see me but he would want to fuck me like 4-6 times during the session. I am not sure if he was that horny or that he wanted to get all the Bang For His Buck...
rockabilly
06-22-2009, 01:42 AM
Danielle i can't wait to read your memoirs. :)
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
06-22-2009, 02:52 AM
* A client was biting the skin around my asshole and I told him to stop cause he had a gap and it was starting to hurt LOL He continued so I farted on his face. And still got payed!

Line of the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hotvegasguy26
06-22-2009, 02:55 AM
* A client was biting the skin around my asshole and I told him to stop cause he had a gap and it was starting to hurt LOL He continued so I farted on his face. And still got payed!

Line of the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah you prolly got paid EXTRA
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
06-22-2009, 02:59 AM
LMAO that's a GAS Shower: 100 extra
Danielle Foxx
06-22-2009, 03:03 AM
http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/04/What-is-Brazilian-Fart-Porn.aspx
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
06-22-2009, 03:08 AM
watching True Blood and thanks to this spraying Febreze in the air cuz I left the window open and Danielle might let another one rip
hotvegasguy26
06-22-2009, 03:26 AM
crazy brazilians always gotta be fartin poopin pukin or peein on someone