A shitty mess is NOT the look.

[JeniferTS]

LMAO! Any stories ladies and gents?..This should be interesting...

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

:lol: I heard stories..

I voted No, Thank God!

Three words:

Douche, douche, douche

lol

~Kisses.

HTG

[JeniferTS]

:lol: I heard stories..

I voted No, Thank God!

Three words:

Douche, douche, douche

lol

~Kisses.

HTG

lol three additional words:

soap, soap, soap.

[hotvegasguy26]

i used to work with a guy that told me a story about how he lost his virginity. he said the first time he had sex was at a party with this girl that fucked 7 or 8 guys before him...soooo not wanting to fuck her pussy, that a bunch of dudes just nutted in, he turned off the lights and went straight for the butthole his very first time. he told me he was fucking her ass and it was getting real wet like a pussy and it was even splattering up on his chest and stomach. when he turned on the lights he said he was covered from his chin down to his knees in SHIT! lol....thats how this kid lost his virginity....im sure he's damaged

[rockabilly]

No i'm a virgin , so pure as falling snow ... what about you Jen? You started it . ;)

[JeniferTS]

i used to work with a guy that told me a story about how he lost his virginity. he said the first time he had sex was at a party with this girl that fucked 7 or 8 guys before him...soooo not wanting to fuck her pussy, that a bunch of dudes just nutted in, he turned off the lights and went straight for the butthole his very first time. he told me he was fucking her ass and it was getting real wet like a pussy and it was even splattering up on his chest and stomach. when he turned on the lights he said he was covered from his chin down to his knees in SHIT! lol....thats how this kid lost his virginity....im sure he's damaged

lol did he not smell the shit before he turned on the lights?

[JeniferTS]

No i'm a virgin , so pure as falling snow ... what about you Jen? You started it . ;)

aww a virgin..how cute :wink:

one of my tgirl friends told me while she was fucking some guy, the guy first farted and then after that shit starting coming out..i was like okay, too much info :puke

[SarahG]

i used to work with a guy that told me a story about how he lost his virginity. he said the first time he had sex was at a party with this girl that fucked 7 or 8 guys before him...soooo not wanting to fuck her pussy, that a bunch of dudes just nutted in, he turned off the lights and went straight for the butthole his very first time. he told me he was fucking her ass and it was getting real wet like a pussy and it was even splattering up on his chest and stomach. when he turned on the lights he said he was covered from his chin down to his knees in SHIT! lol....thats how this kid lost his virginity....im sure he's damaged


What a shitty experience that must have been.

[celticgrafix]

No i'm a virgin , so pure as falling snow ... what about you Jen? You started it . ;)

aww a virgin..how cute :wink:

one of my tgirl friends told me while she was fucking some guy, the guy first farted and then after that shit starting coming out..i was like okay, too much info :puke

naw thats just sad, you probably didnt intend that, you just cant get laid

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I smell a fist fight! lol

~Kisses.

HTG

[JeniferTS]

No i'm a virgin , so pure as falling snow ... what about you Jen? You started it . ;)

aww a virgin..how cute :wink:

one of my tgirl friends told me while she was fucking some guy, the guy first farted and then after that shit starting coming out..i was like okay, too much info :puke

naw thats just sad, you probably didnt intend that, you just cant get laid

maybe he's saving himself for that special someone.

[celticgrafix]

No i'm a virgin , so pure as falling snow ... what about you Jen? You started it . ;)

aww a virgin..how cute :wink:

one of my tgirl friends told me while she was fucking some guy, the guy first farted and then after that shit starting coming out..i was like okay, too much info :puke

naw thats just sad, you probably didnt intend that, you just cant get laid

maybe he's saving himself for that special someone.

yeh i was just playing around
but damn, im not gonna wait till im 30 for something like that

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

i used to work with a guy that told me a story about how he lost his virginity. he said the first time he had sex was at a party with this girl that fucked 7 or 8 guys before him...soooo not wanting to fuck her pussy, that a bunch of dudes just nutted in, he turned off the lights and went straight for the butthole his very first time. he told me he was fucking her ass and it was getting real wet like a pussy and it was even splattering up on his chest and stomach. when he turned on the lights he said he was covered from his chin down to his knees in SHIT! lol....thats how this kid lost his virginity....im sure he's damaged

That must have been a SHITTY (no pun intended) way to lose your virginity! lol

~Kisses.

HTG

[JeniferTS]

No i'm a virgin , so pure as falling snow ... what about you Jen? You started it . ;)

aww a virgin..how cute :wink:

one of my tgirl friends told me while she was fucking some guy, the guy first farted and then after that shit starting coming out..i was like okay, too much info :puke

naw thats just sad, you probably didnt intend that, you just cant get laid

maybe he's saving himself for that special someone.

yeh i was just playing around
but damn, im not gonna wait till im 30 for something like that

not everyone's the same boo boo..but yeah, sex is good :wink:

anyways, back on topic..any more shitty stories?..i know ya'll got some..don't be embarrased :lol:

[rockabilly]

Nah it comes from having a very strict religious upbringing. I've had oppornitys but never pulled the trigger ya know. If you have seen the 40 yr Old Virgin then thats my life ... except the age ... and i like Tgirls.

[MacShreach]

No, thank god, but once while rimming a girl with the intention of loosening her up, I discovered that her backdoor hygiene was a lot less than could have been desired......She was a GG, so I just turned her over.... 8)

[hotvegasguy26]

i know right? i was fucking dying this guys kind of an innocent, naive sort of chubby guy...if you knew this guy, oh man just the look on his face when he was telling me the story was priceless

[SarahG]

Nah it comes from having a very strict religious upbringing. I've had oppornitys but never pulled the trigger ya know. If you have seen the 40 yr Old Virgin then thats my life ... except the age ... and i like Tgirls.

So the movie was more of a reinforcement of "this is normal" to you instead of "damn, maybe I shouldn't be like this"?

[celticgrafix]

Nah it comes from having a very strict religious upbringing. I've had oppornitys but never pulled the trigger ya know. If you have seen the 40 yr Old Virgin then thats my life ... except the age ... and i like Tgirls.

nah i was just fucking around, but yeh thats the movie i thought of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihukKPWmvKQ&feature=related

[JeniferTS]

No, thank god, but once while rimming a girl with the intention of loosening her up, I discovered that her backdoor hygiene was a lot less than could have been desired......She was a GG, so I just turned her over.... 8)

ewww..i would think something like that would ruin the vibe completely.

[celticgrafix]

Nah it comes from having a very strict religious upbringing. I've had oppornitys but never pulled the trigger ya know. If you have seen the 40 yr Old Virgin then thats my life ... except the age ... and i like Tgirls.

nah i was just fucking around, but yeh thats the movie i thought of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihukKPWmvKQ&feature=related

nah i never had that happen to me and thank god

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Nah it comes from having a very strict religious upbringing. I've had oppornitys but never pulled the trigger ya know. If you have seen the 40 yr Old Virgin then thats my life ... except the age ... and i like Tgirls.

Are you a Mormon? lol

Mormon guys are hot! ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

No, thank god, but once while rimming a girl with the intention of loosening her up, I discovered that her backdoor hygiene was a lot less than could have been desired......She was a GG, so I just turned her over.... 8)

ewww..i would think something like that would ruin the vibe completely.

:puke Ewww..

~Kisses.

HTG

[JeniferTS]

guys, i hope you're learning..even some girls need to learn..

DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!! ENEMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rockabilly]

Sarah , yeah in a way. I mean i want to be in a relationship first and really love the girl ... kinda lame huh. I mean if i just wanted a mindless hookup then i could have plenty. GGs throw themselves at me all the time ( which is surprising as how i resemble Kevin Smith mixed w/ Seth Rogen ) i even had one flirt w/ me while doing laundry! The movie made me go " Oh shit i'm gonna sue somebody" LOL :)

[bte]

LMAO! Any stories ladies and gents?..This should be interesting...

It was my second time having anal sex. I thought it would be cool to have anal sex with this girl that I had been seeing. She was in the mood and I was in the mood so I stuck my dick in her ass. It was pretty good until I pulled out and realized that there was shit on my dick. Needless to say, never had anal sex with her ever again.

[MacShreach]

No, thank god, but once while rimming a girl with the intention of loosening her up, I discovered that her backdoor hygiene was a lot less than could have been desired......She was a GG, so I just turned her over.... 8)

ewww..i would think something like that would ruin the vibe completely.

In my defence I protest that I was very much younger and alcohol had a hand in the matter......Sorry, you did ask.

[rockabilly]

Not mormon, Catholic originaly but i studied other religions and decided that i would rather be spiritual than religious. By tying yourself to one faith i think it closes you to appreciating others.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Not mormon, Catholic originaly but i studied other religions and decided that i would rather be spiritual than religious. By tying yourself to one faith i think it closes you to appreciating others.

Kewl. Oh well, there goes that fantasy! lol

~Kisses.

HTG

[rockabilly]

Ah but i didnt think you liked chubby guys Ms. Hara Juko? :)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Ah but i didnt think you liked chubby guys Ms. Hara JukU? :)

I can go chubby (my ex was)..love handles and all but not a huge gut where he couldn't see his dick anymore! lol

But now put on priest outfit or a pastors..Ay papi, I must confess! :lol: j/k

~Kisses.

HTG

[rockabilly]

What sins have you to confess my child ... speak slowly (ZIP) and unburden your soul. ;)

[JeniferTS]

I'M SORRY TO CUT IN BUT GO HIJACK SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD OR TAKE THIS PRIVATE! THANK YOU! :)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I'M SORRY TO CUT IN BUT GO HIJACK SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD OR TAKE THIS PRIVATE! THANK YOU! :)

lol Girl chill, it also bumps your thread up ^ ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[rockabilly]

Sorry Jen , Please jump in. ;) lol ( clearing throat ) moving on. So who else got a " rolling brownout" ?

[JeniferTS]

I'M SORRY TO CUT IN BUT GO HIJACK SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD OR TAKE THIS PRIVATE! THANK YOU! :)

lol Girl chill, it also bumps your thread up ^ ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

lol true..win win situation lol

[JeniferTS]

Sorry Jen , Please jump in. ;) lol ( clearing throat ) moving on. So who else got a " rolling brownout" ?

yeah, any other fudge stories???

[Danielle Foxx]

I am gonna get nasty for a bit... LOL

For the virgins... Plug your ears...

I was sucking this guys cock and he wanted to do anal. I did not do an enema because I have a better hole for people to fuck but he insisted on putting it in there. It was dark, we had a few glasses of wine, he pulled out of my ass and stuck it in my mouth... I noticed when it was in my throat that it was a bit creamy... LOL ... you know the rest of the story hahahahahahah

[jaycanuck]

I am gonna get nasty for a bit... LOL

For the virgins... Plug your ears...

I was sucking this guys cock and he wanted to do anal. I did not do an enema because I have a better hole for people to fuck but he insisted on putting it in there. It was dark, we had a few glasses of wine, he pulled out of my ass and stuck it in my mouth... I noticed when it was in my throat that it was a bit creamy... LOL ... you know the rest of the story hahahahahahah

:shock:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I am gonna get nasty for a bit... LOL

For the virgins... Plug your ears...

I was sucking this guys cock and he wanted to do anal. I did not do an enema because I have a better hole for people to fuck but he insisted on putting it in there. It was dark, we had a few glasses of wine, he pulled out of my ass and stuck it in my mouth... I noticed when it was in my throat that it was a bit creamy... LOL ... you know the rest of the story hahahahahahah

OMFG! I think I just threw up my entire breakfast! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[JeniferTS]

I am gonna get nasty for a bit... LOL

For the virgins... Plug your ears...

I was sucking this guys cock and he wanted to do anal. I did not do an enema because I have a better hole for people to fuck but he insisted on putting it in there. It was dark, we had a few glasses of wine, he pulled out of my ass and stuck it in my mouth... I noticed when it was in my throat that it was a bit creamy... LOL ... you know the rest of the story hahahahahahah

lmao..danielle has no shame..love it :wink: but still nasty lol

[rockabilly]

:shock: OMG :oops: Hi Danielle.

[rockabilly]

:shock: OMG :oops: Hi Danielle. Uh Tic Tac ... maybe a Colgate Wisp?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

What sins have you to confess my child ... speak slowly (ZIP) and unburden your soul. ;)

lol Yes father..*unburdens soul..

*recites Act of Contrition..

Now can I have some 'body of Christ'? :lol: ;) j/k

~Kisses.

HTG

[rockabilly]

Thump ( me fainting ) :)

[JeniferTS]

bump...

[rockabilly]

Bump... As in bumpin uglies? lol ;)

[JeniferTS]

so far 50/50...9 people have delt with shit while another 9 have not..interesting..lol

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

so far 50/50...9 people have delt with shit while another 9 have not..interesting..lol

lol That would be pretty embarrassing. I guess there's always a first time. :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[JeniferTS]

so far 50/50...9 people have delt with shit while another 9 have not..interesting..lol

lol That would be pretty embarrassing. I guess there's always a first time. :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

there won't be a first time for me..lol

[alyssats]

to the guys who would like to bottom please clean your ass first

and please guys if you want to top a TS give us enough time to get ready so we could also clean our asses

;)

[Nikka]

nice poll ahahahaa

[JeniferTS]

nice poll ahahahaa

glad u like :wink:

[rockabilly]

Ok makin a list
Clean Ass ... Lube ... Condoms ... now what? lol ;)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

so far 50/50...9 people have delt with shit while another 9 have not..interesting..lol

lol That would be pretty embarrassing. I guess there's always a first time. :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

there won't be a first time for me..lol

Me too..*knock on wood! ;)


to the guys who would like to bottom please clean your ass first

and please guys if you want to top a TS give us enough time to get ready so we could also clean our asses

;)

Exactly! This is why I don't fuck *IF it just sprung very last minute. I always say, well I'm not in the mood and be firm about it. Then I'd add, How about I make you nut 2x I'd love a hot facial? Then he forgets about asking for anal!! Haha lol

~Kisses.

HTG

[rockabilly]

While we are shooting tha shit, has anybody seen Zach and Miri - Make a Porno? Ya know that scene w/ Katie Morgan and Jason Mewes? OMG funny as hell ... ya gotta play that in slo-mo. lmao :D

[JeniferTS]

While we are shooting tha shit, has anybody seen Zach and Miri - Make a Porno? Ya know that scene w/ Katie Morgan and Jason Mewes? OMG funny as hell ... ya gotta play that in slo-mo. lmao :D

:smh

[rockabilly]

party POOPER Jen ... ya see what i did there ... it's a play on words ... ya know poop ... aww never mind :)

[JeniferTS]

one time there was this tgirl who was on her period(diarrhea)..while she was getting fucked, everything came out and the bed sheets went from white to dudu brown.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

one time there was this tgirl who was on her period(diarrhea)..while she was getting fucked, everything came out and the bed sheets went from white to dudu brown.

Diarrhea and anal fucking don't go well together. lol Why didn't she wait til her imodium kicked in? Or at least wait a few days? :lol: Nasty!

~Kisses.

HTG

[Silcc69]

one time there was this tgirl who was on her period(diarrhea)..while she was getting fucked, everything came out and the bed sheets went from white to dudu brown.

http://www.ac-nancy-metz.fr/enseign/anglais/Henry/throw_up.jpg

[rockabilly]

reminds me of a joke where a porn star had a contest where the winner got to fuck her in the ass. Well the winner arrived but the star had eaten taco bell for lunch. As the winner is doin her BAM it happens. The guy freaks out and runs for the shower , a cameraman asks the stars agent what happened and he replied " The shit hit the fan" . :)

[hotvegasguy26]

if someones gonna shit during sex at least have the decency to do it in my mouth...gawd

[JeniferTS]

if someones gonna shit during sex at least have the decency to do it in my mouth...gawd

lmao wtf

[rockabilly]

I think thats the Mississippi Mud Pie or the Belgium Soft Serve lmao

[hotvegasguy26]

Jenifer dont lie u know you know you wanna cuck on a guys head

[jaycanuck]

if someones gonna shit during sex at least have the decency to do it in my mouth...gawd

Jello Pudding Plop?

[JeniferTS]

Jenifer dont lie u know you know you wanna cuck on a guys head

ummm..uh.. :? .. :shock: ..ehh..o-k.

[rockabilly]

Wear your raincoat , The forecast calls for southern winds and SCAT - TURD showers. rotfl eeeewww

[JeniferTS]

Wear your raincoat , The forecast calls for southern winds and SCAT - TURD showers. rotfl eeeewww

don't be so anal shit-head..lol

[rockabilly]

Well i must have the flu , my face is all FLUSHED. ;)

[hotvegasguy26]

you guys are funny as SHIT

[rockabilly]

Yeah Jen has me BOWLED over BUTT these puns have gotta STALL soon.

[hotvegasguy26]

yeah they'll CRAP OUT sooner or later

[JeniferTS]

yeah they'll CRAP OUT sooner or later

you anal-yze shit too much

[rockabilly]

Ok now the jokes are starting to STINK

[JeniferTS]

Ok now the jokes are starting to STINK

no shit sherlock

[rockabilly]

keep digging watson

[SarahG]

Ok now the jokes are starting to STINK

They've been pretty crappy for a while now.

[hotvegasguy26]

POOP!

[rockabilly]

I have no more , I'm POOPED i need a nap since i'm WIPED out.

[mikejones]

This happened to me several years ago, and yes it was definitely unpleasant. I was with a girl who many of you probably know, she has done photo shoots for several Grooby sites. Anyhow, I was hitting it pretty hard and she wanted me to stop, but I was just getting close and basically forced her to keep taking the dick. My mistake as the next thing I knew I am smelling shit and it is all over my dick and down the inside of my thigh. She jumped up and ran into the shower. I wiped myself off as best as I could with paper towels and then followed her to the shower. She was mad at me for awhile about this, but after we both cleaned up she relaxed about it. She wouldn't let me fuck her anymore that day, but she did finish me off with a nice BJ.

I saw her about 2 or 3 times again after that while I was in town. We laughed about it all later, but it was pretty disgusting during the event. She's really a hottie and every time I see her pictures somewhere I remember this episode and laugh.

[JeniferTS]

She wouldn't let me fuck her anymore that day, but she did finish me off with a nice BJ.

i hope u cleaned ur dick well..even so, i'm sure it was still smelly.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

And I could see WHY her ass gave way and crapped..lol ;)

Really BIG COCKS sabotages a girls poop shoot! lol

~Kisses.

HTG

[hotvegasguy26]

i bet after she shit on yer cock then she sucked you off she was probably talking alot of SHIT

[JeniferTS]

i bet after she shit on yer cock then she sucked you off she was probably talking alot of SHIT

lol :lol:

[rockabilly]

Jen do you see what you started , when will it end it's gone FARTher than it should have.

[JeniferTS]

well, someone just chose the "i don't do anal at all" option...that's bull shit

[rockabilly]

Come on your Shittin me, not at all?

[hotvegasguy26]

well whoever says they are not into anal obviously doesnt have SHIT to say ; )

[rockabilly]

Ah well SHIT happens

[hotvegasguy26]

Jenifer you're fuckin sexy....Random

[mikejones]

And I could see WHY her ass gave way and crapped..lol ;)

Really BIG COCKS sabotages a girls poop shoot! lol

~Kisses.

HTG

Thanks mami!

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

And I could see WHY her ass gave way and crapped..lol ;)

Really BIG COCKS sabotages a girls poop shoot! lol

~Kisses.

HTG

Thanks mami!

Ah ya welcome! I kept them ya know? lol ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[RubyTS]

TS Valiere has an excellent shit review on theeroticreview.com she shitted green all over the guy :crap :puke

[SarahG]

Come on your Shittin me, not at all?

Apparently whoever it was just doesn't give a shit about anal.

[JeniferTS]

Jenifer you're fuckin sexy....Random

thank u and if that's u in the avatar..ur pretty handsome

[hotvegasguy26]

THANKS YEAH THATS ME

[rockabilly]

Wow this thread is still FLOATIN around? ;)

[SarahG]

Wow this thread is still FLOATIN around? ;)

Some shit just doesn't sink.

[hotvegasguy26]

lol i'm tryin to hook up with jenifer on this thread so i can tell my mom i met my girl on a tranny forum talkin about gettin shit on

[rockabilly]

:) LOL Hi Sarah

[SarahG]

:) LOL Hi Sarah

Hello, how's shit going?

[rockabilly]

Just hangin around checkin things out , How bout you.

[SarahG]

Just hangin around checkin things out , How bout you.

Same shit, different day.

[rockabilly]

true true

[SarahG]

true true

At least I don't have a lot of shit to deal with today.

[rockabilly]

Well less is always good ( wait a minute )

[SarahG]

Well less is always good ( wait a minute )

Always?

I'm thinking bullshit (lol).

[AmyDaly]

The puns in this thread are really shitty

[JHANIAH L0VE]

take a shit before you fuck!!!

[hotvegasguy26]

and then what jhaniah? what do we do after we shit?????? we clean our buttholes thats right good girl

[rockabilly]

Well Sarah not always! lol

[SarahG]

The puns in this thread are really shitty

Creativity can be a crappy thing.

[rockabilly]

Creativity comes in spurts.

[JHANIAH L0VE]

and then what jhaniah? what do we do after we shit?????? we clean our buttholes thats right good girl yes we do! good tranny chaser! 8)

[hotvegasguy26]

lol thats right....one of the best

[SarahG]

Creativity comes in spurts.

It's not something you can be anal about.

These puns really are starting to get shitty.

I might even say the whole thread is starting to stink.

[rockabilly]

Hi Sarah you just FLOATIN around today, yesTURDay was fun.

[SarahG]

Hi Sarah you just FLOATIN around today, yesTURDay was fun.

lol, I float around every day.

[rockabilly]

Well land for a bit , after that you must be POOPED. ;)

[rockabilly]

Bumped for SHITS and giggles.

[BluegrassCat]

This doesn't really count as a bad experience (for me) but I pulled out of one girl and put it in another girl's mouth immediately and she made an awful face and gagged. It looked clean but I guess it didn't taste so clean. But she wiped it off and finished like a champ.