"I'm 99% straight but want to be gangbanged and ....&qu

[GroobySteven]

I wish I could post the photos but that wouldn't be fair - I can however, post the strange emails we get on a daily basis, into the Grooby offices. This one came into PK Vegas. We'd actually love to use this guy, if he ever came through, I just thought his "I'm 99% straight but ...." before cascading into wilder and wilder fantasies, was fun!
See more strange customer emails at my personal blog ... Grooby Steven's Blog (http://www.grooby.com/seanchai)

"Hello,
My name is Michael. I'm a hot muscular hung boy... that's 99% straight... but I do love to play with and stretch my asshole and I love watching blowjob scenes. It is because of this that I am currently trying to make arrangements to do a film for TSseduction.com. I've been an escort but have never had gay or bi sex without a condom, so whichever tranny/trannys get ahold of me will truely be the first to double penetrate my ass bareback if they want and slamming their huge tranny cocks down my throat...In case you haven't noticed I'm also prepareing to be the first hot white straight boy to be gangbanged and double penetrated by all the hottest hung shemales.... and I'm getting so hot thinking about it I think I want to do an upside down bukkake style anal creampie where Tranny after tranny fills my ass till overflowing and then I put my legs over shoulders as if to do a self suck... I come in my own mouth and my orgasim causes my ass to shoot all that hot Shemale and Tranny come in my mouth... don't let a new tranny walk in at that moment or I'm gonna want her to shove her cock down my throat and make me choke on cum Very Happy .... I'm real guys, If you'd like to work with me just let me know but please be discreet I run two companies and I'm drug and disease free!

Michael
Ps I've got 9 inches!!!"

[jaycanuck]

but of course he's 99% straight. That's obvious in his email. :roll:

[TsVanessa69]

but of course he's 99% straight. That's obvious in his email. :roll:
Yea, its that 1% that always trips guys up. That letter sounded like a typical Niteflirt call, LOL

[DL_NL]

Hahaha... the devil is in the detail. In the 1% in this case.

[Alyssa87]

but of course he's 99% straight. That's obvious in his email. :roll:
Yea, its that 1% that always trips guys up. That letter sounded like a typical Niteflirt call, LOL

+1

i just got off one.

"you wanna get some of your friends, and you can all dominate me together?"

its so cute. lol

[LTR_Seeker]

lol

[russtafa]

sounds like half the guys here

[bte]

How can you be 99% gay? I wasn't aware that being gay or straight was based on percentages.

[ossumpeiEIEIO]

Give the guy a break, he's just making the most of his 1%.

[SarahG]

How can you be 99% gay? I wasn't aware that being gay or straight was based on percentages.

98% of all statistics are made up on the spot, and 80% of those become established as "facts" after endless repetition.

[hwbs]

more like 1 percent str8 ...must of been a typo lmfao

[baileyandkc]

Maybe it was a typo and he meant 99% gay and 1 inch...that equals 100!

[DL_NL]

Extrapolation gets you anywhere... :)

[Solitary Brother]

Wow thats something.........
I dont want to turn into that........thats why I am staying away from you trannies!
Its seems like once guys get a taste of you(pun intended)that it becomes an all consuming obsession.
They say sex with a transexual is the best you will ever had or so Ive been told.
I just dont want to turn into that thirsty POWERBOTTOM that you girls turn guys into!
Im sure MANY guys thought...."Oh I will never suck her dick or get penetrated".
From what I hear MOST do.


But that guy just took it to the extreme.......








I would date a Post -op though.

[jaycanuck]

Wow thats something.........
I dont want to turn into that........thats why I am staying away from you trannies!
Its seems like once guys get a taste of you(pun intended)that it becomes an all consuming obsession.
They say sex with a transexual is the best you will ever had or so Ive been told.
I just dont want to turn into that thirsty POWERBOTTOM that you girls turn guys into!
Im sure MANY guys thought...."Oh I will never suck her dick or get penetrated".
From what I hear MOST do.


But that guy just took it to the extreme.......








I would date a Post -op though.

Do you think before you type?

[Solitary Brother]

Wow thats something.........
I dont want to turn into that........thats why I am staying away from you trannies!
Its seems like once guys get a taste of you(pun intended)that it becomes an all consuming obsession.
They say sex with a transexual is the best you will ever had or so Ive been told.
I just dont want to turn into that thirsty POWERBOTTOM that you girls turn guys into!
Im sure MANY guys thought...."Oh I will never suck her dick or get penetrated".
From what I hear MOST do.


But that guy just took it to the extreme.......








I would date a Post -op though.

Do you think before you type?

Sorry to offend you but what I see is what I see.

[blckhaze]

smh

Why is it so damn important that he reiterate hes straight?

*sigh*
oh well

[tstv_lover]

Wow thats something.........
I dont want to turn into that........thats why I am staying away from you trannies!
Its seems like once guys get a taste of you(pun intended)that it becomes an all consuming obsession.
They say sex with a transexual is the best you will ever had or so Ive been told.
I just dont want to turn into that thirsty POWERBOTTOM that you girls turn guys into!
Im sure MANY guys thought...."Oh I will never suck her dick or get penetrated".
From what I hear MOST do.


But that guy just took it to the extreme.......








I would date a Post -op though.

Do you think before you type?

Sorry to offend you but what I see is what I see.

Sounds like you're not confident about your own sexuality. I see what I see.

[TsVanessa69]

Wow thats something.........
I dont want to turn into that........thats why I am staying away from you trannies!
Its seems like once guys get a taste of you(pun intended)that it becomes an all consuming obsession.
They say sex with a transexual is the best you will ever had or so Ive been told.
I just dont want to turn into that thirsty POWERBOTTOM that you girls turn guys into!
Im sure MANY guys thought...."Oh I will never suck her dick or get penetrated".
From what I hear MOST do.


But that guy just took it to the extreme.......








I would date a Post -op though.
What is the difference in dating a pre-op and a post-op? We are both transexuals

[fitz207]

Wow thats something.........
I dont want to turn into that........thats why I am staying away from you trannies!
Its seems like once guys get a taste of you(pun intended)that it becomes an all consuming obsession.
They say sex with a transexual is the best you will ever had or so Ive been told.
I just dont want to turn into that thirsty POWERBOTTOM that you girls turn guys into!
Im sure MANY guys thought...."Oh I will never suck her dick or get penetrated".
From what I hear MOST do.


But that guy just took it to the extreme.......








I would date a Post -op though.
What is the difference in dating a pre-op and a post-op? We are both transexuals
Exactly.

[GroobySteven]

Why are you even questioning anything Solitary Legend is stating?

He's made it quite clear how insecure he is with his sexuality many times and behaved in a queen-like ... fashion.

[Solitary Brother]

Wow thats something.........
I dont want to turn into that........thats why I am staying away from you trannies!
Its seems like once guys get a taste of you(pun intended)that it becomes an all consuming obsession.
They say sex with a transexual is the best you will ever had or so Ive been told.
I just dont want to turn into that thirsty POWERBOTTOM that you girls turn guys into!
Im sure MANY guys thought...."Oh I will never suck her dick or get penetrated".
From what I hear MOST do.


But that guy just took it to the extreme.......








I would date a Post -op though.
What is the difference in dating a pre-op and a post-op? We are both transexuals

One has a dick and the other doesnt.
Its as simple as that.

[Solitary Brother]

Why are you even questioning anything Solitary Legend is stating?

He's made it quite clear how insecure he is with his sexuality many times and behaved in a queen-like ... fashion.

Look you short fat puffy round powerbottom I dont take dick in my holes
like you and most of the guys here do.......
Just because you decide to play the FEMALE role in the bedroom dont be mad at me.
Unlike you there are certain things I have no interest in trying like taking dick.

[GroobySteven]

Why are you even questioning anything Solitary Legend is stating?

He's made it quite clear how insecure he is with his sexuality many times and behaved in a queen-like ... fashion.

Look you short fat puffy round powerbottom I dont take dick in my holes
like you and most of the guys here do.......
Just because you decide to play the FEMALE role in the bedroom dont be mad at me.
Unlike you there are certain things I have no interest in trying like taking dick.

Oh he doeth protesteth too much.

You love it. You fantasise about having huge tranny cock up your ass and in the morning feel guilty so you take it out on your punch bags.
It's ok - you can admit it here, we know you love it. You behave with the attitude of a drama queen, so it's obvious you are just a little sissy ass.

:roll:

[Solitary Brother]

Why are you even questioning anything Solitary Legend is stating?

He's made it quite clear how insecure he is with his sexuality many times and behaved in a queen-like ... fashion.

Look you short fat puffy round powerbottom I dont take dick in my holes
like you and most of the guys here do.......
Just because you decide to play the FEMALE role in the bedroom dont be mad at me.
Unlike you there are certain things I have no interest in trying like taking dick.

Oh he doeth protesteth too much.

You love it. You fantasise about having huge tranny cock up your ass and in the morning feel guilty so you take it out on your punch bags.
It's ok - you can admit it here, we know you love it. You behave with the attitude of a drama queen, so it's obvious you are just a little sissy ass.

:roll:

Umm
I have heard things about you from the girls themselves.
Do you want me to spill that tea you short fat size queen?

[GroobySteven]

Why are you even questioning anything Solitary Legend is stating?

He's made it quite clear how insecure he is with his sexuality many times and behaved in a queen-like ... fashion.

Look you short fat puffy round powerbottom I dont take dick in my holes
like you and most of the guys here do.......
Just because you decide to play the FEMALE role in the bedroom dont be mad at me.
Unlike you there are certain things I have no interest in trying like taking dick.

Oh he doeth protesteth too much.

You love it. You fantasise about having huge tranny cock up your ass and in the morning feel guilty so you take it out on your punch bags.
It's ok - you can admit it here, we know you love it. You behave with the attitude of a drama queen, so it's obvious you are just a little sissy ass.

:roll:

Umm
I have heard things about you from the girls themselves.
Do you want me to spill that tea you short fat size queen?

Yeah I heard they talked about me, right after they pulled their cocks from your ass and put it into your begging mouth.

Your just too easy man. It's obvious your a cock hound which is why your on this forum, your words and whines on here speak for themselves.
You know you fantasise about it -

[sheyum]

wow
this is getting good..
but sorry solitary--you lose senchai wins...

its beyond absurd to be on this board--and part of this scene--and then criticize "cock hounds"
get a fucking clue...

[jaycanuck]

One has a dick and the other doesnt.
Its as simple as that.

You do understand that it's the penis that's used to make the vagina right?

[SarahG]

One has a dick and the other doesnt.
Its as simple as that.

You do understand that it's the penis that's used to make the vagina right?

That's not nice, that's like waiting until someone is eating a hot dog to tell them what's actually used to make a hot dog. Like what goes on "behind the scenes" in fast food restaurants, some things are just better left unsaid.

[BLKGSXR]

One has a dick and the other doesnt.
Its as simple as that.

You do understand that it's the penis that's used to make the vagina right?Jay-hes a fucking dumbass I shouldve stopped feeding his ADHD trip awhile ago...But its so funny watching him fail at everything he tries to do.

[fitz207]

Solitary Brother may be suffering from:

Internalized homophobia

Internalized homophobia (or egodystonic homophobia) refers to homophobia as a prejudice carried by individuals against homosexual manifestations in themselves and others. It causes severe discomfort with or disapproval of one's own sexual orientation. Internalized homophobia is thus a form of cognitive dissonance; the individual cannot reconcile the conflicting conscious or unconscious sexual desires with values and tenets gained from society, religion or upbringing.

Or

Social homophobia

The fear of being identified as gay can be considered as a form of social homophobia. Theorists including Calvin Thomas and Judith Butler have suggested that homophobia can be rooted in an individual's fear of being identified as gay. Homophobia in men is correlated with insecurity about masculinity.

[hiyouguys]

I dont know why people are so quick to label. Its the whole black vs White, Man vs Woman, Gay vs Straight, old vs young, blonde vs brunette etc mentality.

Why cant we just see people as on the same side without having to put each other in seperate compartments? He's just a guy that likes what he likes.

[MacShreach]

One has a dick and the other doesnt.
Its as simple as that.

You do understand that it's the penis that's used to make the vagina right?

That's not nice, that's like waiting until someone is eating a hot dog to tell them what's actually used to make a hot dog. Like what goes on "behind the scenes" in fast food restaurants, some things are just better left unsaid.

Heh.

It's how it's cooked that makes the difference though.

What's actually used to make a penis is exactly the same thing as what's actually used to make a clitoris, remember. No difference at all until the 9th week.

Essentially GRS just relocates and remodels tissue in an increasingly sophisticated facsimile of what is formed by exposure to hormones in the womb.

That doesn't alter the fact that a penis (or maybe we should say "phallus") is an outie and a vagina is an innie, which would appear to me to be the point of the process....

[Bob's Tgirls]

That is priceless. I get some good emails, but that's the best I can remember. 99% straight huh? WOW. That's awesome.

I bet he'd be great to work with though.

[Fitz1600]

and here I always thought 1%'ers were gang related...the things I learn on this board. :D :D :D

[sheyum]

Im 99.999 percent peaceful

but be careful--I've got a pistol in my pocket

[SarahG]

One has a dick and the other doesnt.
Its as simple as that.

You do understand that it's the penis that's used to make the vagina right?

That's not nice, that's like waiting until someone is eating a hot dog to tell them what's actually used to make a hot dog. Like what goes on "behind the scenes" in fast food restaurants, some things are just better left unsaid.

Heh.

It's how it's cooked that makes the difference though.

What's actually used to make a penis is exactly the same thing as what's actually used to make a clitoris, remember. No difference at all until the 9th week.

Essentially GRS just relocates and remodels tissue in an increasingly sophisticated facsimile of what is formed by exposure to hormones in the womb.

That doesn't alter the fact that a penis (or maybe we should say "phallus") is an outie and a vagina is an innie, which would appear to me to be the point of the process....

That's not helping, now he's going to be thinking "omg that's almost a cock" whenever he's with a GG.

(I'm just joking btw, don't take this or the last post I've made in this thread seriously).

[MacShreach]

One has a dick and the other doesnt.
Its as simple as that.

You do understand that it's the penis that's used to make the vagina right?

That's not nice, that's like waiting until someone is eating a hot dog to tell them what's actually used to make a hot dog. Like what goes on "behind the scenes" in fast food restaurants, some things are just better left unsaid.

Heh.

It's how it's cooked that makes the difference though.

What's actually used to make a penis is exactly the same thing as what's actually used to make a clitoris, remember. No difference at all until the 9th week.

Essentially GRS just relocates and remodels tissue in an increasingly sophisticated facsimile of what is formed by exposure to hormones in the womb.

That doesn't alter the fact that a penis (or maybe we should say "phallus") is an outie and a vagina is an innie, which would appear to me to be the point of the process....

That's not helping, now he's going to be thinking "omg that's almost a cock" whenever he's with a GG.


HAHAHA now that was funny.



:claps :claps

Whatever happened to Kris, the inventor of the white aside....I liked him, he had a great sense of humour....

[jaycanuck]

That's not helping, now he's going to be thinking "omg that's almost a cock" whenever he's with a GG.


Nice. I think that would make his brain implode.

[GroobySteven]

That's not helping, now he's going to be thinking "omg that's almost a cock" whenever he's with a GG.


Nice. I think that would make his brain implode.

His what? :idea:

[jaycanuck]

That's not helping, now he's going to be thinking "omg that's almost a cock" whenever he's with a GG.


Nice. I think that would make his brain implode.

His what? :idea:

Well Senchai when I say brain I'm likening it to a walnut...or a peanut. You have to have something to at least make you breathe. :P

[MacShreach]

That's not helping, now he's going to be thinking "omg that's almost a cock" whenever he's with a GG.


Nice. I think that would make his brain implode.

His what? :idea:

Well Senchai when I say brain I'm likening it to a walnut...or a peanut. You have to have something to at least make you breathe. :P

Actually that's a function of the cerebellum.....

[BLKGSXR]

Solitary Brother may be suffering from:

Internalized homophobia

Internalized homophobia (or egodystonic homophobia) refers to homophobia as a prejudice carried by individuals against homosexual manifestations in themselves and others. It causes severe discomfort with or disapproval of one's own sexual orientation. Internalized homophobia is thus a form of cognitive dissonance; the individual cannot reconcile the conflicting conscious or unconscious sexual desires with values and tenets gained from society, religion or upbringing.

Or

Social homophobia

The fear of being identified as gay can be considered as a form of social homophobia. Theorists including Calvin Thomas and Judith Butler have suggested that homophobia can be rooted in an individual's fear of being identified as gay. Homophobia in men is correlated with insecurity about masculinity. I have to COSIGN this post with PERMANENT MARKER(ESTYLE)

[phobun]

Why are you even questioning anything Solitary Legend is stating?

He's made it quite clear how insecure he is with his sexuality many times and behaved in a queen-like ... fashion.

Look you short fat puffy round powerbottom I dont take dick in my holes
like you and most of the guys here do.......
Just because you decide to play the FEMALE role in the bedroom dont be mad at me.
Unlike you there are certain things I have no interest in trying like taking dick.

Oh he doeth protesteth too much.

You love it. You fantasise about having huge tranny cock up your ass and in the morning feel guilty so you take it out on your punch bags.
It's ok - you can admit it here, we know you love it. You behave with the attitude of a drama queen, so it's obvious you are just a little sissy ass.

:roll:

Umm
I have heard things about you from the girls themselves.
Do you want me to spill that tea you short fat size queen?

Yeah I heard they talked about me, right after they pulled their cocks from your ass and put it into your begging mouth.

Your just too easy man. It's obvious your a cock hound which is why your on this forum, your words and whines on here speak for themselves.
You know you fantasise about it -
This exchange is fucking classic! Hilarious!

[phobun]

Wow thats something.........
I dont want to turn into that........thats why I am staying away from you trannies!
Its seems like once guys get a taste of you(pun intended)that it becomes an all consuming obsession.
They say sex with a transexual is the best you will ever had or so Ive been told.
I just dont want to turn into that thirsty POWERBOTTOM that you girls turn guys into!
Im sure MANY guys thought...."Oh I will never suck her dick or get penetrated".
From what I hear MOST do.


But that guy just took it to the extreme.......








I would date a Post -op though.

Do you think before you type?
Hilarious

[Deezie187]

where do you sign up to be models for these sites that sounds like me only im a virgin

[arnie666]

I reckon seanchai should call this fellas bluff and pick the most aggressive tops he can find with huge hamptons. He should send him some clips so this trooper can see what he will be working with here. Love to see the reply he gets if any.

Most of these guys are just fantasists who like the idea of it, especially if he's written all that, he wants someone to read it who could potenitally set this up. The reality they wuss out.

I used to know this dominatrix who worked at the fetish club I worked out when I used to do a bit of doorwork .And she said she get guys asking her to castrate them , cut them up, 99 percent of time it was bullshit. Even the guys who wanted her to shit in their mouths (Which she would do) some would cry off before the session or get cold feet at the time.

[squire]

9 inches = 5 inches
99% straight = "I'm a raging bender"
"I want to be gangbanged" = "I'm a raging bender"
"Huge tranny cocks down my throat" = "Just thought I'd add that I'm a raging bender".