Am I too old and ugly????

[edfree117]

Just wondering girls

[Jericho]

........And, breathe out!

[tatsu1]

If you have to ask...

[saifan]

Too old and ugly for what?

[trannybanger]

have you changed in the year and half since that foto?

but the answer is no, i would still buy tornado insurance from you.

[freak]

http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/100_dollar_bill.jpg
Am I this is my only photo

[fred41]

From Mister Goldfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
This heart is cold
He loves only gold
Only gold
He loves gold
He loves only gold
Only gold
He loves gold

[SarahG]

http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/100_dollar_bill.jpg
Am I this is my only photo

Ben was a womanizer, he would get laid all the time, everywhere he went. :lol:

[Yoite]

Short Answer: Yes
Long Answer: Yes

With money: Negotiable

[BigBeezy]

Short Answer: Yes
Long Answer: Yes

With money: Negotiable

http://msp153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/bradly2795/lol_wut.jpg


But yeah dude, have you tried atkins?

[phobun]

Just wondering girls

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/100_0476_438.jpg

Dude:

1) First of all, there are kids pictures on your refrigerator. Have you caused your wife any pain with this? WTF are you doing?

2) Old and ugly is not as easily remedied as fat. Your gut is the result of your overindulgence in the pancake syrup, raisin bread and the sugary breakfast cereals on your kitchen counter.

3) There isn't anything money can't fix.... but wouldn't you rather buy your kids the newest Transformers toys than play with them yourself?

4) What are you looking for... someone to top your bottom or a cock to suck... you might not be attractive enough for someone to want to lick your ass but a charitable whore might let you suck some cock for free.

5) Even Tom Moore gets laid.

[Jericho]

Short Answer: Yes
Long Answer: Yes
With money: Negotiable

Bitch.....!
(I think i'm in lurve!) :lol:

[phobun]

Too old and ugly for what?

Maybe he wants to transition to female.

The good news is he looks like a yet-to-be castrated version of Susan Boyle.

[fred41]

Just wondering girls

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/100_0476_438.jpg

Dude:

1) First of all, there are kids pictures on your refrigerator. Have you caused your wife any pain with this? WTF are you doing?

2) Old and ugly is not as easily remedied as fat. Your gut is the result of your overindulgence in the pancake syrup, raisin bread and the sugary breakfast cereals on your kitchen counter.

3) There isn't anything money can't fix.... but wouldn't you rather buy your kids the newest Transformers toys than play with them yourself?

4) What are you looking for... someone to top your bottom or a cock to suck... you might not be attractive enough for someone to want to lick your ass but a charitable whore might let you suck some cock for free.

5) Even Tom Moore gets laid.

LOL....right for the exposed jugular. :D

[Jericho]

Too old and ugly for what?

Maybe he wants to transition to female.

The good news is he looks like a yet-to-be castrated version of Susan Boyle.


BTW....Welcome to HA! :lol:

[SarahG]

Too old and ugly for what?

Maybe he wants to transition to female.

The good news is he looks like a yet-to-be castrated version of Susan Boyle.


BTW....Welcome to HA! :lol:

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

[fred41]

Too old and ugly for what?

Maybe he wants to transition to female.

The good news is he looks like a yet-to-be castrated version of Susan Boyle.


BTW....Welcome to HA! :lol:

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

Wait...there's still time lol.

[Jericho]

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

Yes Sarah, but not everyone's as brazen as you! :wink:

[SarahG]

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

Yes Sarah, but not everyone's as brazen as you! :wink:

lmfao, what, was my account hijacked again!?

This is what happens when you give wifi to the neighborhood. :lol:

[jjhill]

Just wondering girls

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/100_0476_438.jpg

Dude:

1) First of all, there are kids pictures on your refrigerator. Have you caused your wife any pain with this? WTF are you doing?

2) Old and ugly is not as easily remedied as fat. Your gut is the result of your overindulgence in the pancake syrup, raisin bread and the sugary breakfast cereals on your kitchen counter.

3) There isn't anything money can't fix.... but wouldn't you rather buy your kids the newest Transformers toys than play with them yourself?

4) What are you looking for... someone to top your bottom or a cock to suck... you might not be attractive enough for someone to want to lick your ass but a charitable whore might let you suck some cock for free.

5) Even Tom Moore gets laid.


lmfao! i'm on the ground rolling

[phobun]

Too old and ugly for what?

Maybe he wants to transition to female.

The good news is he looks like a yet-to-be castrated version of Susan Boyle.


BTW....Welcome to HA! :lol:

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

Yeah, welcome Mr. Ed. And please, don't show us your cock.

[Jericho]

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

Yes Sarah, but not everyone's as brazen as you! :wink:

lmfao, what, was my account hijacked again!?

This is what happens when you give wifi to the neighborhood. :lol:


WUT!....That wasn't you? :?
:lol:

[SarahG]

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

Yes Sarah, but not everyone's as brazen as you! :wink:

lmfao, what, was my account hijacked again!?

This is what happens when you give wifi to the neighborhood. :lol:


WUT!....That wasn't you? :?
:lol:

IDK, was it? What did it look like?

lmfao.

[Jericho]

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

Yes Sarah, but not everyone's as brazen as you! :wink:

lmfao, what, was my account hijacked again!?

This is what happens when you give wifi to the neighborhood. :lol:


WUT!....That wasn't you? :?
:lol:

IDK, was it? What did it look like?

lmfao.

Erm, curly, red and horny?
There may have been freckles.
Damn hackers! :lol:

[SarahG]

Talk about a rough welcoming, I kinda feel bad, its not like he started his membership here with an unsolicited cock pic like some people do.

Yes Sarah, but not everyone's as brazen as you! :wink:

lmfao, what, was my account hijacked again!?

This is what happens when you give wifi to the neighborhood. :lol:


WUT!....That wasn't you? :?
:lol:

IDK, was it? What did it look like?

lmfao.

Erm, curly, red and horny?
There may have been freckles.
Damn hackers! :lol:

Sounds like someone else, or your eyesight needs to be checked.

[Jericho]

your eyesight needs to be checked.

Wouldn't be the first i've heard that" :shrug
:lol:

[SarahG]

your eyesight needs to be checked.

Wouldn't be the first i've heard that" :shrug
:lol:

I hear that, I'm as blind as a bat w/out my glasses.

If i weren't white enough to glow in the dark I'd walk into every wall in the house trying to get to the bathroom at night.

[Jericho]

If i weren't white enough to glow in the dark I'd walk into every wall in the house trying to get to the bathroom at night.

<Cackle> Meet my Perma-stubbed toe! :lol:

[SarahG]

If i weren't white enough to glow in the dark I'd walk into every wall in the house trying to get to the bathroom at night.

<Cackle> Meet my Perma-stubbed toe! :lol:

There is a fix for that.

Just start sleeping during the day instead of at night.

Also a good preventative solution for sun burns, grid lock traffic, and lines at grocery stores.

[Jericho]

Just start sleeping during the day instead of at night..

Brit..Got that coverd! :lol:

Speaking of which, dawn is breaking!

[Trowa]

Wow you guys are pretty harsh.

But seriously. I thought that was Detective Ed Norris from The Wire.

Wait...are you Ed Norris?

[tstv_lover]

Too old and ugly for what?

Maybe he wants to transition to female.


Now that's what I call a challenge.

[mimiplastique]

oh wow
how evil
this man is bold enough to post a picture ... true his question was unnecessary but none the less he asked it anyway leaving himself completely vulnerable to highschool name calling .


My answer is NO . thanks for sharing your pic .

[baileyandkc]

I applaud Mimi for being positive! :claps

[iloveshemales77]

Seconded! Anyway dude, now you have the answer from the horses mouth so to speak. Good luck to ya!

[menacingmethods86]

validation thread fail

[Richctdude]

self esteem issue

[JHANIAH L0VE]

...

[wombat33]

Just wondering girls



I just think you need to RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Too obviiosly "PUMPING UP" as they say on SNL.

[flabbybody]

LOLSZ

this thread's classic

[freak]

ok enough witht he jokes, now you ladies know why guys do not post photos of them selfs

[whatugotiwant]

phobun that was histerical..............but for real...seriously who gives a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!surprised this post went this far??? the only why this went any where was because of the funny inputs that can be taken advantage of.....nicely done phobun

[alyssats]

your not old and ugly but youre kinda on the heavy side if you know what i mean

[mimiplastique]

self esteem issue
yea we all have them

[mimiplastique]

...


ah yes the MOST BEAUTIFUL WHITE TRANSSEXUAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mimiplastique]

Just wondering girls

AND FALL THE FUCK IN ... HE'S ASKING THE GIRLS AND EVERY BUTCH QUEEN HAD TO SHOW THEIR TRUE COLORS BY FLYING IN TO RESPOND .

[DL_NL]

Classic HA welcome.

[Coroner]

C´mon guys, be friendly. :roll:

[Blazr63]

I'm thinking he's maybe into self humiliation which may provide some cheap sexual thrill? Regardless, you got some serious balls my friend. Happy hunting!

[Danielle Foxx]

You are not fat, you are built like a football player. You are not old at all. I like heavier guys at times, depends how the weight is distributed. I'd suck it!

[Helvis2012]

Cash will help you get around these troubles.

[Helvis2012]

No, just unimaginative and weak.

[JHANIAH L0VE]

...

[tommymageeshemales2]

You are not fat, you are built like a football player. You are not old at all. I like heavier guys at times, depends how the weight is distributed. I'd suck it!

I just read through this thread a moment ago. Danielle's was the first response bordering on kind. Most others, who possibly are overweight and old themselves, went down the cruel taunting road - that wasn't nice.

If the original poster ever comes back to this thread, my advice would be, ironically, not to look for advice on the HA board!

[Coroner]

Dude, how did you discover this thread? :lol:

[tommymageeshemales2]

Bigbeezy's post history. He posted some raving lunatic post today and I want to see if he was for real, or a wannabe comic. He's neither by the way!

[Nicole Dupre]

Seriously, with so many guys here lacking the balls to even show their faces, you have to wonder why any gentlemen gave him advice on his looks. The thread wasn't even directed at the guys.

Let it be noted that the first hater to bash him was Phlobuns, the forum's resident latent homosexual and dick-lover. The question was for the girls, yet he instinctively answered. What does that say about him? ;-)

And Plobuns still has the nerve to ask other guys, at the drop of a hat, if they secretly want to be women? "Physician, heal thy self." You're the biggest homo here. Go rub one out with your BFs on "Team Ramrod", hater.

[indeed]

have you seen a lot of these ts's? Dont trip. You are in the game

[sdtgfan]

You are not fat, you are built like a football player. You are not old at all. I like heavier guys at times, depends how the weight is distributed. I'd suck it!

I think the poster posted a picture of a slightly awkward looking dude in order to get a reaction. I don't think this is legit. If it is legit, visit a tailor and have him walk you through tips on clothes that flatter your build. I've got the football player build and like Danielle says, there are women who are into big beefy dudes like us. Just gotta make it look good.

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

You are not fat, you are built like a football player. You are not old at all. I like heavier guys at times, depends how the weight is distributed. I'd suck it! WOW I'm extremely impressed by your answer Danielle. I guess my misconception about people who live in the Hollywood/L.A. scene being superficial and shallow needs some serious reanalyzing. Speaks volumes about your character. :claps

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

........And, breathe out! I'm not going to hate but that response was EPIC!

[CaptainGeech]

And gentlemen that is why you don't post pictures online unless you look like Brad Pitt. That shit will be on here forever. 4 posts in two years. Poor guy.

[BLKGSXR]

And gentlemen that is why you don't post pictures online unless you look like Brad Pitt. That shit will be on here forever. 4 posts in two years. Poor guy.pretty much-O and Phobun will psycho-ANAL-yze you. Lmfao

[MrF]

I can understand why some girls on the board are upset that the guys don't post pics -- it's the usual frustration with guys not being upfront and honest in their dealings with TG. On the other hand, it's obvious why most guys don't post a pic here, given the stigma associated with some topics covered (porn, escorting, etc).

I'm not trying to pick anyone up; if I were I'd surely need to post a pic. Instead, I'm here for discussion and entertainment, and I don't need the trouble that may come with showing my face.

The only beneft I can see for myself to posting a pic is that I might gain credibility with some fraction of the board members.

[buckjohnson]

I think men, esp those who objectify the females here, should post their pics. ESP. the cockhouds, whose mind. mouth, and tongues are always on dicks.

[rockabilly]

I think men, esp those who objectify the females here, should post their pics. ESP. the cockhouds, whose mind. mouth, and tongues are always on dicks.
If their mouths and tongues are always on dicks , i think they'd be too busy to take a pic. :lol:

[AsiaMei]

no.

[Alyssa87]

Catch that coin. I know das right miss Ashanti.

[Nicole Dupre]

I think men, esp those who objectify the females here, should post their pics. ESP. the cockhouds, whose mind. mouth, and tongues are always on dicks.

I actually couldn't care less. I just think it's hypocritical for the guys with no pics to slam anyone. If you want to bash porn stars and escorts, you can speak louder with your wallets than you can with your keyboards. Beyond that, most of the quick-to-judge guys are no better than a heckler ruining a movie in a public theater.

[buckjohnson]

I agree with ND.

Men do speak with their wallets. But that is just short term. Words, esp negative, have longer lasting effects.

[Chuck]

I'm not a girl, or a gay mofo. But you look just fine. Seek not love from others, and the world will see you as you see yourself. You look like you can kick some serious ass. Not all girls want soft looking pretty boys.

[Gilian]

You are not fat, you are built like a football player. You are not old at all. I like heavier guys at times, depends how the weight is distributed. I'd suck it!

I just changed my normal wholesome breakfast, lunch, dinner for a drive to a MacD/KFC!!! 8)

[Fitz1600]

Negative posts have come to be the PAR from this forum....most people here will never change. Quick to insult and to stick their noses into shit it shouldn't be in to start

[addicted]

arent you that guy form bizarre foods?

[alyssats]

arent you that guy form bizarre foods?

Ohhh my gosh i love that guy from the bizarre food show i think his name is Andrew Zimmerman he is so adorable!

by the way the OP is not ugly just dont mind the haters and love life and be happy. Enjoy and party jeje

[NjTranceAddict]

Seriously, with so many guys here lacking the balls to even show their faces, you have to wonder why any gentlemen gave him advice on his looks. The thread wasn't even directed at the guys.

Let it be noted that the first hater to bash him was Phlobuns, the forum's resident latent homosexual and dick-lover. The question was for the girls, yet he instinctively answered. What does that say about him? ;-)

And Plobuns still has the nerve to ask other guys, at the drop of a hat, if they secretly want to be women? "Physician, heal thy self." You're the biggest homo here. Go rub one out with your BFs on "Team Ramrod", hater.

OH SNAP.

Note to self.... Don't fuck with Nicole Dupre. :wink:

[drock]

wow, what a funny thread he looks constapated too..

[pasta2000]

Negative posts have come to be the PAR from this forum....most people here will never change. Quick to insult and to stick their noses into shit it shouldn't be in to start


I agree, in this day an time, people are way too superficial, and shallow. Its understandable to have preferences, but to put people down just because is pumpous

[Nicole Dupre]

Negative posts have come to be the PAR from this forum....most people here will never change. Quick to insult and to stick their noses into shit it shouldn't be in to start


I agree, in this day an time, people are way too superficial, and shallow. Its understandable to have preferences, but to put people down just because is pumpous
Many people only become big mouthes when they're online. It's not just on HA.

Guys who usually lack the confidence to even talk to women see this as their opportunity to vent out their frustrations against us. And then there are those here who resent the other guys who do know how to approach women respectfully.

[Clind]

Just wondering girls

you are not ugly or old . loose some weight will help your confidence

:yingyang: