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alfredog
09-28-2005, 07:20 PM
Simply put, why are there so many clueless assholes producing these videos and websites?

I hope I don't offend anybody's friends, but one example is the BangBus site. Watching these spastic jerks maul various pretty girls (while they mostly giggle and fake moan) in a dingy van is about as titillating as masturbating with Icy Hot. On a more relevant note, TrannySurprise, Tranny Hunter, and LadyboyCock all feature stunning women being pawed over by creepy-looking, clammy, body-part-obsessed (and I hate to use this prudish term) weirdoes. And you wonder why so many girls' dicks go as limp as fish bait when they're rolling around with these jokers-- but are stiff as an ironing board when they're solo or with somebody that turns them on.

The producers on this board are among the exceptions--and I'm not saying this because I'm in your house. Still, I think I speak for a lot of male viewers when I say that we'd like to see even more thought and finesse put into the scenes. One of the hottest I've ever seen was a Brazilian clip in which an innocent looking young couple spent a lot of time kissing and exploring each other. Don't remember who they were, but their chemistry was explosive. When their dicks got hard, nothing but cumming was gonna bring them back down. This is what's lacking in even the very good videos. Spitting on dicks and jamming fingers up assholes is cool, but often the performers behave as if it's the fifth dick and tenth asshole they've encountered that day. Boring.

I suspect it's a matter of casting, mostly. Again, sorry if I'm dissing any friends, but a lot of these guys come off as either lames and twerps or fratboys and jerks. The girls are almost always light years ahead of them when it comes to teasing and seducing.

Grooby, Joey Silvera, etc. make some hot stuff, but I'm still wondering when I'll come across a scene as seductive as certain straight and fetish porn I've seen.

(And, yes, I've seen Marky Mark's pretentious speech in "Boogie Nights.")

thanos
09-28-2005, 07:40 PM
They're not clueless. Rather they don't seem to be providing what you are looking for in a porn website.

NickTheQuick
09-28-2005, 09:25 PM
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alfredog
09-29-2005, 02:21 AM
I'm sorry, but the BangBus guys just sound like a bunch of hyperactive dopes who could only get laid by throwing cash at women. And the guy behind the camera has one of the most irritating punk-ass voices ever recorded. "Dude, give her some dulce de lece! Oh, yeeah!"

But in a country that adores dumbass Ashton Kutcher, I guess I shouldn't be shcoked that the site is a hit.

AllanahStarrNYC
09-29-2005, 03:29 AM
i saw that site once and i found it kind of misogynistic-
almost degrading in a way

NYCe
09-29-2005, 03:50 AM
A large percent of porn is borderline misogynistic and/or racist. I think that's part of the sell - porn is a private vice and you're supposed to cater to your deepest desires.
I've gotten sampler dvd's from companies where the text on an Asian themed film said something to the effect of "See these Slant Eyed Bitches take big hard dicks in their eggrolls".
Viva la capitalism.

brickcitybrother
09-29-2005, 03:53 AM
NYCe


You got the right idea. I am sure that there is a site that pretty much caters to everyone. And if there isn't start right away - or else someone else will!

AllanahStarrNYC
09-29-2005, 04:14 AM
yes i guess that is true

that is why i always tried to stay away from projects that had titles like slut, whores, etc... the only questionable title i did eayly on was transsexual prostitutes- and i declined offers to do other vids for that series

roleplay, dirty talk etc is great-
but sometimes these titles and companies make it a bit degrading i think.

NYCe
09-29-2005, 04:24 AM
I have plenty of ideas, but the new attorney general wouldn't like them. :(