Sham Wow..........

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Just a heads up, same product under a different name being sold for $4 for 2 pieces @

https://www.ihavetohavethat.com/home.php

[jaycanuck]

Didn't the Sham Wow guy get busted for abusing a prostitute?

p.s. - I'm sorry..the guy looked like an addict.

[jjhill]

Yea he did. He did a job on the prostitute, she looked terrible.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I bet she said "wow" every time.

back to the sale

[Snoriega27]

Here's a link to the ShamWow guy-hooker story for those who missed it:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

[jaycanuck]

Been thinking of buying shammies Johnny as I've used them in the past...but can't you pick these up at any dollar store? Pretty much all the same...

[Oli]

But if I buy the less expensive ones, how's Vince going to afford the hookers anymore? I mean, look at him, if not hookers who would fuck him?

http://rosechica.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shamwow-snuggie-slanket.jpg

[2009AD]

Here's a link to the ShamWow guy-hooker story for those who missed it:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html


A cautionary tale for all the "hobbyists"

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops.

Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment.

As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

not for nothing if a bitch tried to bite my tongue she'd be earning an ass whoopin

[gunner55]

I'm not sure but it almost looks like she beat the crap outa him!

[jaycanuck]

Shamkapow

[Willie Escalade]

The thing about these "miracle" towels (and other items) is that they work when the seller is using them, but they don't work when you take them home...except for those Ginsu knives. My family has had them for over 25 years now.

And it does look like he got his ass kicked. Maybe the towels didn't work properly for her either...or she wanted to test them out with blood... :smh

[fitz207]

The thing about these "miracle" towels (and other items) is that they work when the seller is using them, but they don't work when you take them home...except for those Ginsu knives. My family has had them for over 25 years now.

And it does look like he got his ass kicked. Maybe the towels didn't work properly for her either...or she wanted to test them out with blood... :smh
Off-topic....Wow! Who is that in your avatar Willie?

[Willie Escalade]

Off-topic....Wow! Who is that in your avatar Willie?
Priya Rai.

[fitz207]

Off-topic....Wow! Who is that in your avatar Willie?
Priya Rai.
Amazing! Thanks.

[hippifried]

I hate to burst anybody's bubble here (well, not really), but artificial chamois has been around for decades.
Look for it in the automotive section or cleaning supplies.
There's really no substitute for the real thing though. They last a lifetime.


Too bad about the hooker bitch-slappin' the tweaker though.
Is that why I haven't seen him on the idiot box lately?
I thought the slap chop commercial was hilarious & highly entertaining.

[MmmDanni]

You're gonna love his nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

:roll:

[2009AD]

You're gonna love his nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

:roll:

Fail.

[MmmDanni]

You're gonna love his nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

:roll:

Fail.

Allow me explain the difference between "funny" and "fail".

A youtube video mocking the Slap Chop commercial. Funny.

Deciding not to use a condom with your mom the night you were conceived. Fail.

[BrendaQG]

You know who's got to be happy about this thing with the hooker. Jimmy Mays