Leaving this awful porn industry!

[Tara Emory]

It is with heavy heart that I bid you all farewell. I can't do this anymore.

All the shallow sex, all the drugs. All the everything, and what it was doing to my soul.

I was down on my luck, living a life of absollute sin, and thankfully I have been Saved.

I will be winding my website down in the next couple of weeks to ease the pain of the people who have joined my site and expected me to continue indulging in this sinful behavior. And I have finally come to terms with my shame of making all these men spill their sperm (each one should have let to the creation of a baby!) in my honor!

The only thing is I can't figure out how to change my avatar right now.. I look at that horrible, slutty person I was, and I know all the more that when He saved me, He saved me from that!

I am not even comfortable posting this on Hung Angels.. How could I besmerch the name of holy angels, now that I know that The Devil was where I was headed, with all the meaningless sex that I was having -without procreating a single child!

I don't know what I was thinking, but my soul had been eaten away so much, I don't even know what I was thinking. What was I thinking? All I know now is that Jesus has saved me, and I can now go to heaven and be with people I truly admire, like Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter.

And I am turning my talents to other things. I am a skilled woodworker, and have begun to make fake fireplaces, which have a little heater built into them. They're really nice, and ifyou buy the heater, the fireplace comes free.

farewell

[phobun]

April Fool's wind-up

[Dave32111]

Can I get one of those in a knotty oak? :wink:

[Tara Emory]

Can I get one of those in a knotty oak? :wink:

Yes, and in Cherry. You should see the beard I'm sporting these days too.

[Alyssa87]

April Fool's wind-up
+1

[flabbybody]

she found Jesus !
good one tara. u had me going

[Danielle Foxx]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

[LibertyHarkness]

wow i want one of those fireplaces for my flat

:)

Jesus loves transsexuals didnt you know :) he touches me every day :)

[Jericho]

*Must* check the date in future! :lol:

[jaycanuck]

I'm happy to hear you've seen the light Tara. Take hold of Jesus' hand and let him guide you to salvation....

...oh wait that's just a role-playing session I'm dreaming of.

[Legend]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

Isn't that kind of taking it a little too far.

[jaycanuck]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

Isn't that kind of taking it a little too far.

Not far enough if you ask me.

[Tara Emory]

Well, his name was Jesus, but he didn't pronounce it that way..

[Tara Emory]

...okay. I admit it was all a joke! Could you tell?

If I wanted this joke to have actually fooled anyone, I would have had to have taken my website down, deleted all my pictures.. and run the risk of having it actually damage my career.

No disrespect to born-again christians (I've known a few gay born agains who were walking anathema and somehow were very happy), but I guess I didn't get that sort of glazed-over brainwashed tone quite right.. I was sort of going for a quiverfull-vibe to it, but i didn't quite pull it off.

Actually, The reason I'm not worried about going to hell because I'm a shitty liar. Plus, if there is a hell, I'm sure all the interesting people will be there...

-Tara

[El Nino]

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

[jaybee]

I was worried for a minute!
Love you Tara. xxx

[southern81]

...okay. I admit it was all a joke! Could you tell?

If I wanted this joke to have actually fooled anyone, I would have had to have taken my website down, deleted all my pictures.. and run the risk of having it actually damage my career.

No disrespect to born-again christians (I've known a few gay born agains who were walking anathema and somehow were very happy), but I guess I didn't get that sort of glazed-over brainwashed tone quite right.. I was sort of going for a quiverfull-vibe to it, but i didn't quite pull it off.

Actually, The reason I'm not worried about going to hell because I'm a shitty liar. Plus, if there is a hell, I'm sure all the interesting people will be there...

-Tara

amen

[dannyboyz]

well it is not like she will be missed,i thought tara had already retired,there is nothing sexier than a ts in a spaceman costume...............

good luck,i will be happy i don't have to caome across any more wierd photosof little red riding hood with her balls tied to her head

[scroller]

Tara is just genius in everything she does. She actually had me going for a little bit (well, the first sentence or so...)

[Tara Emory]

well it is not like she will be missed,i thought tara had already retired,there is nothing sexier than a ts in a spaceman costume...............

good luck,i will be happy i don't have to caome across any more wierd photosof little red riding hood with her balls tied to her head

Actually, I haven't done Red Riding Hood, but it is on the agenda for this year. I just need someone to wear the Big Bad Wolf costume (complete with 12 inch cock)

But I guess you don't want to do it, which is too bad, cuz you're local..

-Tara

Would _would_ people like to see, less weirdness?

[jaybee]

well it is not like she will be missed,i thought tara had already retired,there is nothing sexier than a ts in a spaceman costume...............

good luck,i will be happy i don't have to caome across any more wierd photosof little red riding hood with her balls tied to her head

Actually, I haven't done Red Riding Hood, but it is on the agenda for this year. I just need someone to wear the Big Bad Wolf costume (complete with 12 inch cock)

But I guess you don't want to do it, which is too bad, cuz you're local..

-Tara

Would _would_ people like to see, less weirdness?Absolutely not!!!! Your unique style (or "weirdness") is what makes you so amazing Tara! xxx

[Legend]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

Isn't that kind of taking it a little too far.

Not far enough if you ask me.

Come on the jesus jokes are getting out of hand here lately it's kind of disheartening to see stuff like that go on and on.Jesus loves everyone including transsexuals and the people who love them.

[Tara Emory]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

Isn't that kind of taking it a little too far.

Not far enough if you ask me.

Come on the jesus jokes are getting out of hand here lately it's kind of dishearten to see stuff like that go on and on.Jesus loves everyone including transsexuals and the people who love them.

Yes, Jesus loves me. And he loves me so much, he was showing up at my house unannounced with flowers, and sitting in his car accross the street waiting for me to go to work. He loved me almost too much to bear..

Then just as he was starting to convince me I should love him back, I hear this awful rumour that in fact, he loves EVERYONE!!! And I thought he'd commit to one person! I thought _I_ was special! His charms had just started to work on me, and he left me crestfallen!

I thought he loved me exclusively, but apparently he loves this other woman I know, and then this other woman who lives out in Kansas. And apparently a whole bunch of old ladies out in Minnesota (ew!). And apparently he loves a bunch of ladies down in the Bible Belt (whatever that means!). How many girlfriends does this guy have?????????

And THEN, I hear he also loves a bunch of MEN too! Why, that two-timin, no good, double-crossin' cheatin' son of a.. um.. well, son of a.. come to think about it, I never DID met his dad.. and i'm sure if his dad exerted any control over him, he would have told him to cut his hair and shave off that awful beard of his! That's so.. well, it's SO 31 AD.

*sob* Jesus broke my heart!

I'm going to be in my room, crying!!! *sob*

-Tara

[cassy_cassard]

Damn :) you really fooled me at first... I was shocked lol :))

[jaycanuck]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

Isn't that kind of taking it a little too far.

Not far enough if you ask me.

Come on the jesus jokes are getting out of hand here lately it's kind of disheartening to see stuff like that go on and on.Jesus loves everyone including transsexuals and the people who love them.

Unless this is an April Fools day thing, I strongly suggest ( as stated above ) that you check this link out.. http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

It's 2009... time to be rational and draw the curtain on this fraud.

[misfit]

Religion has people believing "there`s an invisibile man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of everyday and the invisible man has a list of ten SPECIFIC things he DOES NOT want you to do and if you do ANY ONE of these things you will go to a place of fire,torture,anguish,suffering,burning and pain until the end of time...... but he loves you,he loves you,he loves you and he needs money he always needs money. He`s all powerful all wise all knowing all present.....he just can`t seem to handle money.

Religion takes in billions of dollars a year,pays no taxes yet they always seem to need money. If I may be permitted a small pun HOLY SHIT!"

George Carlin
R.I.P.
Oh and by the way, good one Tara you sexy minx

[SarahG]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

Isn't that kind of taking it a little too far.

Not far enough if you ask me.

Come on the jesus jokes are getting out of hand here lately it's kind of disheartening to see stuff like that go on and on.Jesus loves everyone including transsexuals and the people who love them.

Either Jesus is into poly relationships, or he's an adulterer then.... in addition to being bisexual.

[TG_Worshipper]

Oooh! You had me going for a second there..til I remembered the date! Nice one, Tara xxx

Don't ever change.

[baileyandkc]

Faith can be a difficult thing to maintain :roll:

[T-wannabe]

Since you are leaving to join the Amish in building fireplaces can I have you Citroen

[El Nino]

Jesus and God love us all don't cha' know! Especially the victims of the Rwandan genocide who are slaughtered piece by piece by machetes. That big man in the sky really cares about us.......

[Willie Escalade]

You had me going as well! I'm glad to hear it's not true; you are indeed one of the most unique, creative, and talented individuals in the genre! :D

[bartholomeus]

Jesus and God love us all don't cha' know! Especially the victims of the Rwandan genocide who are slaughtered piece by piece by machetes. That big man in the sky really cares about us.......

+1

[Tara Emory]

Since you are leaving to join the Amish in building fireplaces can I have you Citroen

No you can't. Leaving the sinful life behind doesn't nessicary mean leaving the sexiest black-leatherest dominatrix mobile behind.

-Tara

[jaycanuck]

Since you are leaving to join the Amish in building fireplaces can I have you Citroen

No you can't. Leaving the sinful life behind doesn't nessicary mean leaving the sexiest black-leatherest dominatrix mobile behind.

-Tara

Just get it pulled by horses, you'll be fine.

[DaveinBoston]

It is with heavy heart that I bid you all farewell. I can't do this anymore.

All the shallow sex, all the drugs. All the everything, and what it was doing to my soul.

I was down on my luck, living a life of absollute sin, and thankfully I have been Saved.

I will be winding my website down in the next couple of weeks to ease the pain of the people who have joined my site and expected me to continue indulging in this sinful behavior. And I have finally come to terms with my shame of making all these men spill their sperm (each one should have let to the creation of a baby!) in my honor!

The only thing is I can't figure out how to change my avatar right now.. I look at that horrible, slutty person I was, and I know all the more that when He saved me, He saved me from that!

I am not even comfortable posting this on Hung Angels.. How could I besmerch the name of holy angels, now that I know that The Devil was where I was headed, with all the meaningless sex that I was having -without procreating a single child!

I don't know what I was thinking, but my soul had been eaten away so much, I don't even know what I was thinking. What was I thinking? All I know now is that Jesus has saved me, and I can now go to heaven and be with people I truly admire, like Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter.

And I am turning my talents to other things. I am a skilled woodworker, and have begun to make fake fireplaces, which have a little heater built into them. They're really nice, and ifyou buy the heater, the fireplace comes free.

farewell

You're going "Amish" Tara? Ive seen those commercials!!!

[Legend]

Unless this is an April Fools day thing


LOL it was, kind of lame though i did get a laugh out of tara's dating post.

[dan_drade]

The pic says it all.

[dc_guy_75]

Ha, you had me fooled for two sentences...

Jesus, loves you...no, he really, really loves you.

[jaycanuck]

The pic says it all.

Seems like was arisen after 3 days.

[Tiffany Anne]

Can I get one of those in a knotty oak? :wink:

Yes, and in Cherry. You should see the beard I'm sporting these days too.

It's pretty impressive.

[phobun]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

Isn't that kind of taking it a little too far.
It is if the pregnancy is unintended.
It is also a little far if Jesus shot his load from heaven, but perhaps he brought her to heaven first, or at least simultaneously. Jesus was reputedly a great orator.
Although if it is just a mortal Jesus from south of the border, there might not have been any far distances involved at all.

[Scott098]

Jesus shot a load in her ass and now transsexuals can have children?

I'd bottom for the LORD

[El Nino]

Nobody knows for sure if the guy "Jesus" even existed...
Just more proof that humans are quite easily herded around.

[Bob's Tgirls]

...okay. I admit it was all a joke! Could you tell?

If I wanted this joke to have actually fooled anyone, I would have had to have taken my website down, deleted all my pictures.. and run the risk of having it actually damage my career.

No disrespect to born-again christians (I've known a few gay born agains who were walking anathema and somehow were very happy), but I guess I didn't get that sort of glazed-over brainwashed tone quite right.. I was sort of going for a quiverfull-vibe to it, but i didn't quite pull it off.

Actually, The reason I'm not worried about going to hell because I'm a shitty liar. Plus, if there is a hell, I'm sure all the interesting people will be there...

-Tara

Actually you had me going for a minute. I was on the phone with Sofia and I was reading it to her. I've seen this happen a number of times, so I know it can happen. Last year, my programmer stopped working for me after he found Jesus.

But I was really getting excited for a moment when I thought of you with a beard. Now I'm disappointed.














NOT!

[Tara Emory]

...okay. I admit it was all a joke! Could you tell?

If I wanted this joke to have actually fooled anyone, I would have had to have taken my website down, deleted all my pictures.. and run the risk of having it actually damage my career.

No disrespect to born-again christians (I've known a few gay born agains who were walking anathema and somehow were very happy), but I guess I didn't get that sort of glazed-over brainwashed tone quite right.. I was sort of going for a quiverfull-vibe to it, but i didn't quite pull it off.

Actually, The reason I'm not worried about going to hell because I'm a shitty liar. Plus, if there is a hell, I'm sure all the interesting people will be there...

-Tara

Actually you had me going for a minute. I was on the phone with Sofia and I was reading it to her. I've seen this happen a number of times, so I know it can happen. Last year, my programmer stopped working for me after he found Jesus.

But I was really getting excited for a moment when I thought of you with a beard. Now I'm disappointed.














NOT!

But I did find Jesus. He didn't want me to find him.. He tried to make his phone number unlisted, tried to move to another town and disappear from the internet, but I stalked him and found him. Yep, I found him alright. After all that two-timing "loving everyone" crap he pulled on me, I found him.. and I'm just waiting for the right moment...

-Tara

Wow.. ewww! That beard picture is the most frightening thing, because apparently it swallowed my nose at the same time.

[Bob's Tgirls]

...okay. I admit it was all a joke! Could you tell?

If I wanted this joke to have actually fooled anyone, I would have had to have taken my website down, deleted all my pictures.. and run the risk of having it actually damage my career.

No disrespect to born-again christians (I've known a few gay born agains who were walking anathema and somehow were very happy), but I guess I didn't get that sort of glazed-over brainwashed tone quite right.. I was sort of going for a quiverfull-vibe to it, but i didn't quite pull it off.

Actually, The reason I'm not worried about going to hell because I'm a shitty liar. Plus, if there is a hell, I'm sure all the interesting people will be there...

-Tara

Actually you had me going for a minute. I was on the phone with Sofia and I was reading it to her. I've seen this happen a number of times, so I know it can happen. Last year, my programmer stopped working for me after he found Jesus.

But I was really getting excited for a moment when I thought of you with a beard. Now I'm disappointed.














NOT!

But I did find Jesus. He didn't want me to find him.. He tried to make his phone number unlisted, tried to move to another town and disappear from the internet, but I stalked him and found him. Yep, I found him alright. After all that two-timing "loving everyone" crap he pulled on me, I found him.. and I'm just waiting for the right moment...

-Tara

Wow.. ewww! That beard picture is the most frightening thing, because apparently it swallowed my nose at the same time.

I look at that pic and imagine Buddy Woods behind the beard. :lol:

[Richctdude]

hahahah good april fools

[jaycanuck]

But I did find Jesus. He didn't want me to find him.. He tried to make his phone number unlisted, tried to move to another town and disappear from the internet, but I stalked him and found him. Yep, I found him alright. After all that two-timing "loving everyone" crap he pulled on me, I found him.. and I'm just waiting for the right moment...

Remind me not to fuck with you. :)

[CORVETTEDUDE]

wow i want one of those fireplaces for my flat

:)

Jesus loves transsexuals didnt you know :) he touches me every day :)

I was gonna order one of those fireplaces of obvious quality but, I believe I'd enjoy laying in front of one, and feel the comfort of Liberty's body (of obvious quality) next to me. Ohhhhh yea!!!!

[Nowhereboy]

Tara,
I particularly liked the line about you trying to figure out how to change your avatar. Very good!

[irvin66]

Deus vobiscum, Amen!
Ad maiorem dei gloriam!

[pigsnizzle]

LOL! It's funny when t-girls be like "i just wanna be treated like a Lady... not a sex object". And then they go do porn! You can't want ppl to think of you as a respectable woman and be in porn at the same time! Porn fixes the mind of men and women to think of t-girls as live action fuck toys that both men and women can enjoy!

[DL_NL]

Great sense of humour Tara!

Are you taking orders for fireplaces? Still a bit chilly here...

[SarahG]

Porn fixes the mind of men and women to think of t-girls as live action fuck toys that both men and women can enjoy!

That maybe so (to a point), but at least that's better than the alternative stereotypes.