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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-27-2009, 05:12 PM
for me it's

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Army_of_Darkness_poster.jpg

Funniest Bruce Campbell movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mdl112
03-27-2009, 05:18 PM
Gotta be "The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine, Rock n Roll Detective" so many awesome one liners in that one.

BLKGSXR
03-27-2009, 05:21 PM
Fucking JW that shit made me chuckle how lowbudget it was But it was funny when a skeleton could talk and fly i guess

LibertyHarkness
03-27-2009, 05:26 PM
PLANET TERROR

just awesomeness xx

gimmeurblood
03-27-2009, 05:43 PM
Since JWBL took the only right answer. I'll have to go with My Name Is Bruce. Also starring Bruce Campbell

southern81
03-27-2009, 05:43 PM
for me it's

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Army_of_Darkness_poster.jpg

Funniest Bruce Campbell movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


All the Evil Dead Series are the best

timxxx
03-27-2009, 06:39 PM
"They Live" the best B film :)

Rogers
03-27-2009, 07:40 PM
Got to go with Sci-fi/Fantasy for this. The "Klatu Baratta Nicktu" line still cracks me up.

Also:

John Carpenter's, The Thing (for the blood test scene alone), Escape from New York, and Big Trouble in Little China.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNyC6MQMj0

Monty Python's, Holy Grail, and Life of Brian ("He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!").
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA&feature=related

And Dusk till Dawn ("I say fuck it!")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=albIAvi6zag&feature=related

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-27-2009, 07:44 PM
you muhfuckas

I said "B-rated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

now you KNOW John Carpenter flicks have NEVER been B-Rated

and cmon

Tarantino presents anything is A-rated
the shit had Bruce Willis for Frakkin sake

BRUCE WILLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(p.s. did you see his latest wife?!? GOTDAYUM!!!!!!!!)

focus people.......................................FOCUS

Legend
03-27-2009, 07:45 PM
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BLKGSXR
03-27-2009, 07:45 PM
not on your thred JW its meant to be off topic :D lol.

Legend
03-27-2009, 07:56 PM
Man this movie rocked so much

http://i43.tinypic.com/1jman7.jpg

bte
03-27-2009, 08:08 PM
Toxic Avenger

longwave
03-27-2009, 08:44 PM
http://bedreenndeg.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/story-of-ricky.jpg

here's a clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np9L0Iu_5J8

Legend
03-27-2009, 08:49 PM
Toxic Avenger

Most of troma films are so bad they they are good in a laughable kind of way,i remember watching class of nuke high and was thinking wtf is this shit.

jimjamcan
03-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Plan 9 from outer Space is the all time classic, I lalso rate Planet of the Vampires, the worst of many has to be Robot Monster, but I guess that is what makes them great!!!!! Ihave hundreds of these gems including some of the rare original movie posters!!

Dino Velvet
03-27-2009, 10:41 PM
Toxic Avenger

Most of troma films are so bad they they are good in a laughable kind of way,i remember watching class of nuke high and was thinking wtf is this shit.

Terror Firmer is great too. Parts 2 & 3 of the Toxie series were so-so but Part 4 is definitely worth seeing.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AEA7R2HKL._SS500_.jpghttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51P5FK9HSNL._SS500_.jpg

Tepres
03-28-2009, 02:28 AM
It's impossible to pick just one as the best.
Here's an oldie...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K46CSZTDL._SS500_.jpg

bte
03-28-2009, 02:37 AM
Toxic Avenger

Most of troma films are so bad they they are good in a laughable kind of way,i remember watching class of nuke high and was thinking wtf is this shit.

Yeah, I agree with you there. I remember Class of Nuke High, it used to come on the USA network late at night some years back. I love Toxic Avenger though. I bought the Toxic Avenger box set a couple of years ago and it was pretty sweet.

TheGuard
03-28-2009, 04:03 AM
Bubba Hotep

http://www.publispain.com/posters/bubba_ho_tep.jpg

russtafa
03-28-2009, 04:18 AM
brain smasher =with andrew dice clay

BrendaQG
03-28-2009, 05:28 AM
Return of the living dead.

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Return-of-the-living-dead-movie-poster-small.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxbr-31d7lI&feature=related)

azamet
03-28-2009, 05:29 AM
First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me...Blow!

PennyDreadful
03-28-2009, 06:40 AM
http://bedreenndeg.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/story-of-ricky.jpg

here's a clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np9L0Iu_5J8 Good call!

Alyssa87
03-28-2009, 06:41 AM
i just saw this the other day.

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/pathology-finalp-big.jpg

LennyKoopa
03-28-2009, 06:45 AM
http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Samurai%20Cop%20DVD.jpg

http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/samuraicop1.JPG

jjhill
03-28-2009, 06:46 AM
^^ I need to see that one!

LennyKoopa
03-28-2009, 06:49 AM
^^ I need to see that one!


lol, here is a clip of how good the movie is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gk04xzN3U

Dino Velvet
03-28-2009, 06:59 AM
http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Samurai%20Cop%20DVD.jpg

http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/samuraicop1.JPG

OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

A day in the life of a Samurai Cop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtj1YJns-WE

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/447456492_6ce17a0487.jpg

LennyKoopa
03-28-2009, 07:05 AM
http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Samurai%20Cop%20DVD.jpg

http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/samuraicop1.JPG

OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

A day in the life of a Samurai Cop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtj1YJns-WE

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/447456492_6ce17a0487.jpg


BINGO

TsJANIRA
03-28-2009, 07:19 AM
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Scary......I always wanted Joan Collins to get eatin by the Queen ant...lol

Nivek
03-28-2009, 08:41 AM
Return of the Living Dead, I love this movie only second to the Evil Dead

Frank-ftgw
03-28-2009, 11:06 AM
I still love "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" And "Blood Beach"

Inigo_Montoya
03-28-2009, 12:08 PM
I'm surprised no one's even mentioned this yet.

ImpulZ
03-28-2009, 12:55 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2efq1ko.jpg

sucka4chix
03-28-2009, 04:55 PM
Toxic Avenger

Most of troma films are so bad they they are good in a laughable kind of way,i remember watching class of nuke high and was thinking wtf is this shit.
Toxic Avenger IS the only answer. That was classic!
I lived for Troma stuff back in the day. That genre is sorely lacking today.

I saw "Stuck", movie about that lady who hit the homeless guy and drove home with him stuck in the windshield... that turned out to be hilarious, but they don't make B movies any more, just A movies that suck.

jjhill
03-28-2009, 04:57 PM
I'm surprised no one's even mentioned this yet.

i was hoping/wishing/expecting that the movie would be so much more then it was. but i was a young in then lol

Inigo_Montoya
03-28-2009, 08:38 PM
I'm surprised no one's even mentioned this yet.

i was hoping/wishing/expecting that the movie would be so much more then it was. but i was a young in then lol

I remember when the theater dimmed and the theme song started with: "HEY!", and just upon hearing the Survivor-like ballad about "What makes a man" I knew right then that I was going to love this movie.

Rogers
03-29-2009, 12:54 AM
you muhfuckas

I said "B-rated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

now you KNOW John Carpenter flicks have NEVER been B-Rated

and cmon

Tarantino presents anything is A-rated
the shit had Bruce Willis for Frakkin sake

BRUCE WILLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(p.s. did you see his latest wife?!? GOTDAYUM!!!!!!!!)

focus people.......................................FOCUS

Guess it depends on your definition of B-movie. Today, it just means a film done on a low budget, often in a genre. That's what John Carpenter does, what he always does.

Vampire films are inherently B-movie. Bela Lugosi was always a B-movie actor, and so was Christopher Lee until relatively recently. The Wicker Man is another classic B. If Dawn till Dusk had Bruce Willis in it things would have definitely been different, but it had George Clooney who was still regarded as a TV actor at the time. Another hallmark of B-movies are lower quality special-effects, e.g. Army of Darkness, Dawn till Dusk, and Carpenter's Vampires. Did you see the flares on the actors in Vampires before they caught fire? Same goes for almost all Zombie movies. Another classic B to rival Army of Darkness is Romero's Dawn of the Dead. I still prefer Army though.
http://www.greencine.com/static/primers/b-movies.jsp

Bruce most definitely has very good taste in women, and prefer a certain look too...

sunairco
03-29-2009, 05:24 AM
Lets see:

Sweden: Heaven or Hell
Dolemite
Rocky Horror Picture Show (This wasn't even considered B when it came out. No regular theater would bother to show it in a double. Even the avant-garde art theaters didn't want it).

JanetElise
03-29-2009, 05:26 AM
ALL HAIL BRUCE CAMPBELL!!!

JanetElise
03-29-2009, 05:29 AM
H.P. Lovecraft's Re-Animator

Willie Escalade
03-29-2009, 09:20 AM
Does Vice Academy count?

Paul_Ire
03-29-2009, 10:36 AM
for me it's

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Army_of_Darkness_poster.jpg

Funniest Bruce Campbell movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


gota agree 100% here

Dino Velvet
03-30-2009, 04:58 PM
This one would be great in a double bill with Samurai Cop. You got tons of violence, hilarious tough guy dialogue, and some boobers. This Indonesian Lady Terminator makes the regular Terminator look like a little depressed emo fag. Highly recommended.

Lady Terminator Trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPvxzpyOP-8

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GZW9P2WSL._SS500_.jpg

Odelay
03-30-2009, 05:31 PM
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai in the 5th Dimension

The Robocop movies are sort of B-ish too.

tsluva
04-05-2009, 03:07 AM
Night of the Demons
Invasion of the Bee Queens
Death Factory
The Evil Dead 2: dead by dawn
Return of the Living Dead
Snake People
Rabid
Bloodsucking Freaks
Razor Blade Smile
Dog Solidiers
Dr. Black- Mr. Hyde
Trilogy of Terror
Women in Cages
Vampirella
The big Bird Cage
Coffy
Blacula
Toxic Avenger

scubaman
04-05-2009, 06:04 AM
Here's mine

ezed
04-05-2009, 07:17 AM
EVIL ROY SLADE! THE BEST!

tsluva
04-13-2009, 01:49 AM
Here's mine


Ugh, ...dude ,that Avatar !! ... absolutely LMAO ! :lol:

brickcitybrother
04-15-2009, 03:05 AM
"They Live" the best B film :)

Co-sign

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/they_live_115.jpg

Helvis2012
04-21-2009, 08:51 AM
Hot rods from Hell


Bad Ronald