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Jim Brown
03-15-2009, 12:06 AM
Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

jjhill
03-15-2009, 12:12 AM
lmfao @ your quote

Danielle Foxx
03-15-2009, 12:54 AM
and then people say I am crazy....

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-15-2009, 12:57 AM
what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NYBURBS
03-15-2009, 01:13 AM
Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

Concentrate on the lights and enjoy the trip. Go with Jesus brah! lol

sexyshana
03-15-2009, 01:23 AM
Matthew 19:12
"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."

Danielle Foxx
03-15-2009, 01:43 AM
Matthew 19:12
"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."

You forgot Matilda 69:69
" For he who passes judgement on others shall fuck himself gently with a chainsaw "

jaycanuck
03-15-2009, 01:45 AM
WWTGD - What would a tgirl do?

Chaotic
03-15-2009, 03:48 AM
Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

That must be some DAMN good blunt! :lol: :lol:

Solitary Brother
03-15-2009, 03:59 AM
I am actually speechless........
What manner of fuckery is this?

2009AD
03-15-2009, 04:20 AM
His favorite book is http://www.peppermillrecords.com/storage/artists/santosh/TheBookOfMoron.jpg

sexyshana
03-15-2009, 04:25 AM
Matthew 19:12
"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."

You forgot Matilda 69:69
" For he who passes judgement on others shall fuck himself gently with a chainsaw "

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

russtafa
03-15-2009, 04:40 AM
thank god we dont get into this god bothering to much in australia :D

Jim Brown
03-15-2009, 05:18 AM
Matthew 19:12
"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."

Imagine being a Tgirl back in the day...ouch. :shock:
They cut your junk off with dull rusty pliers, you pass out from the pain. You wake up back and theye're still hacking away at that thing. :twisted:

Danielle Foxx
03-15-2009, 05:30 AM
Matthew 19:12
"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."

Imagine being a Tgirl back in the day...ouch. :shock:
They cut your junk off with dull rusty pliers, you pass out from the pain. You wake up back and theye're still hacking away at that thing. :twisted:

Can someone please ban this...thing...back to the pit fires of door knocking bible thumper territory?

Jim Brown
03-15-2009, 05:35 AM
Matthew 19:12
"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."

Imagine being a Tgirl back in the day...ouch. :shock:
They cut your junk off with dull rusty pliers, you pass out from the pain. You wake up back and theye're still hacking away at that thing. :twisted:

Can someone please ban this...thing...back to the pit fires of door knocking bible thumper territory?

What? whoa, whoa easy there. I'm not looking to get ban and i'm not bible thumper, I like trannies gaddammit and that comment was meant for Shana. But you couldnt see the genius in my comment in relation to her bible quote. Dont let your dislike for me blind you from my genius.

Dont use your ban lifeline this ealy in the game. You've still got 7 more questions/thread to go.

yodajazz
03-15-2009, 06:53 AM
Matthew 19:12
"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."

Another interesting thing about this passage, is Jesus started off talking about marriage. "Male and Female, he made them." Jesus starts off saying. I have heard people use this part to attack trans and gays. But someone specifically asked him about eunuchs, and thus this verse.

According to my current understanding, at the time some men were castrated as a result of being conquered in battle, and of appointment to certain posts. St. Paul met and converted a eunuch who was, like the head the treasury for an entire country in that region. However, some say the term "born eunuchs" included those not attracted to women, which would include gays as well. If that is true, then it would include those who did not have actual 'surgical' proceedures.

So the bottom line is that a lot of people claim to love and follow Jesus, but do not follow his teachings on certain issues.

And by the way, eunuchs were also discussed in the Koran or the book about the traditions of the Prophet called the Hadith. This includes some in-person interactions with at least one.

yosi
03-15-2009, 08:50 AM
Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

as far as I know , for the last 2000 years Jesus didn't say anything :lol:

Danielle Foxx
03-15-2009, 08:52 AM
Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

as far as I know , for the last 2000 years Jesus didn't say anything :lol:

When you see a man walk on water let me know

Floyd R
03-15-2009, 08:59 AM
Danielle, don't ever forget that Jesus loves you and I love seeing pics of your booty.



Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

as far as I know , for the last 2000 years Jesus didn't say anything :lol:

When you see a man walk on water let me know

phobun
03-15-2009, 09:07 AM
Danielle, don't ever forget that Jesus loves you and I love seeing pics of your booty.
A woman's booty is far more sacred and deserving of being worshipped than any conventional diety.

Danielle Foxx
03-15-2009, 01:04 PM
Danielle, don't ever forget that Jesus loves you and I love seeing pics of your booty.
A woman's booty is far more sacred and deserving of being worshipped than any conventional diety.

My booty will definitely float above water lol

AmyDaly
03-15-2009, 01:26 PM
Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

Jim Brown, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

AmyDaly
03-15-2009, 01:41 PM
Ok I re-read your first post and I think I changed my opinion.

























Just kidding. Just as retarded the 2nd time as it was the first time I read it ROFL

jaycanuck
03-15-2009, 01:57 PM
Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

Jim Brown, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

+1 for the Billy Madison quote. :)

Jericho
03-15-2009, 02:45 PM
Sometimes, i stop and think, "WTF", then i remember where i am and everything makes sense! :shrug

Fox
03-15-2009, 02:56 PM
You know something's wrong when even Solitary Brother doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about. :shock:


When you see a man walk on water let me know

Here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBQLq2VmZcA

phobun
03-15-2009, 03:53 PM
Danielle, don't ever forget that Jesus loves you and I love seeing pics of your booty.
A woman's booty is far more sacred and deserving of being worshipped than any conventional diety.

My booty will definitely float above water lol
It would turn it into holy water.

Jim Brown
03-15-2009, 06:15 PM
Ok I re-read your first post and I think I changed my opinion.



Just kidding. Just as retarded the 2nd time as it was the first time I read it ROFL

lololol.....lmfao. Maybe you should read it 4 more times...that usually does the trick.






Jim Brown, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Which part was idiotic? Which part did you not like? I wasnt rambling, I was telling a short story and doing an interpretive dance while telling it. You should see the dance its wicked.

baileyandkc
03-15-2009, 10:02 PM
Didn't Jerry Falwell cover this in a sermon 5 years ago?

Sorry, best I could come up with...Danielle's avatar just leaves me speechless (in a good way)...Now I really like the water! :rock2

LibertyHarkness
03-16-2009, 12:04 AM
Jesus Loves Us All ! even in Porn too :)

Jim Brown
03-16-2009, 12:09 AM
Jesus Loves Us All ! even in Porn too :) I know right, cause if he didnt love you he would not have given you that beautiful piece she-meat(she-meat, lol). But like the OP was saying. Your gonna get rid of it. :cry:

LibertyHarkness
03-16-2009, 12:26 AM
lol my tranny tripod is staying put :) i need to slay many men and women with it first :) i am on a mission from GOD to spread my love


Libb xx

Jim Brown
04-06-2009, 04:08 AM
lol my tranny tripod is staying put :) i need to slay many men and women with it first :) i am on a mission from GOD to spread my love


Libb xx

haha...youre my kind of girl.

dan_drade
04-06-2009, 04:09 AM
Jesus says its ok to like trannies because God makes natrual trannies everyday...your intersexed brothers and sisters. But people kill them off with their operations and their Shaken Baby Syndrome and their poison breast milk. Before they even had a chance to blossom they were struck down. So God was willing to look the other way and let transsexual women be. But now they killing off the transsexual women with their operations and their SRS and their anti- transgender movement.

Hey, can I have some of what youre smokin?

jaycanuck
04-06-2009, 04:31 AM
Jesus still owes me 5 bucks.