Disgusting....

[RubyTS]

Y on earth would a client visit an escort with such foul odor! OMFG!

This guy came to see me and i actually had to hold my breath performing ora because the smell coming from his ass was so disgusting i almost puked! I tried to be as nice as possible without insulting him, so sure i kinda rushed the session in order to avoid being unpleasant to him.

He was so obese and his stomach pertruded more than his cock at its hardest. It was about 5 inches and when he asked to fuck me, im thinking "You're kidding right?" But what i said was that i like bigger cocks. It would have been so much work to get that little thing inside me especially with his huge round belly in the way.

This was one of those rare clients that i caught myself looking at the clock thinking "O GOD its only been 10 minutes????"

I was as nice as i could have been and i put up with the very unpleasant experience trying to make it as nice for him as possible without making it anymore devastating to me. So i was affectionate with this slob who kept hooking his arm around my neck to pull me in closer to his drooling lips omg so nasty. And i finished him off as quickly as possible.

I was so happy when it was finally over.

Today i found that he posted a review about his experience with me and it was a bad one. Stating that i couldnt get hard, $200 was way too much to pay for oral and kissing. He said that i told him i dont take cock in my ass smaller than 8 inches, and stated he could have gotten the same service for $50 elsewhere. R u FUKKIN SERIOUS! I couldnt picture any of the girls i know treating him NEARLY as nice as i did, and it was a lot for me to put up with! Most girls probably would have turned him away at the door, and most others would have just made him suck their cock and not even touched him.

Fellaz, If you're going to see an escort, or ANYBODY make sure ur dick and ur ass is CLEAN PLEASE that shit is disgusting. I can deal with a LOT! But body odor is not on my list! And if ur unsure, ask to use the shower or freshen up in the bathroom first to be on the safe side.

Ive oficially decided to stop seeing overweight clients.

[BLKGSXR]

Rubes that my friend is RAW(r)....lol

[kittyKaiti]

I'd get tested now if I were you. A guy like that screams diseases.

Why would you even bother doing anything for him? Seriously, he is a scumbag, you should have told him, sorry, I don't screw dirty people.

[Tepres]

You didn't ask him to go in the shower?

[justatransgirl]

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[susi1045]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww wow you got balls to take that kind of man... you are a trooper ..

[fitz207]

I guess some people never heard of a daily shower. Ruby you're right that is disgusting. There is NO excuse for this guy.

Nice avatar!! :shock:

[justatransgirl]

[neverforget]

ever cross your mind that maybe its time to find a line of work where you would never have to sell yourself to a piece of shit like that. your obviously an intelligent girl, WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD U ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE DEGRADED LIKE THAT!!! i will never understand when escorts complain. you are dealing with dregs of society, what do you expect?

[LilWyte]

see what did i tell yall 'clients' aka ppl who gotta pay for sex are losers....."nooo theyre normal guys with good jobs and just want privacy"....pft tell that to that fat guy's stinkin ass

[justatransgirl]

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[RubyTS]

Well i date a lot of nice clean professional gentlemen. And im a very good judge of chartacter. THIS IS A RARE OCCURRENCE for me. Te majority of the time i really do have fun with the clients

And the reason i didnt want to be rude with him is because of my reputation as a quality provider. Im very sweet, i dont discriminate, and to top it off he told me that he had been watching me for a while and he's been dying to see me. He told me he's had bad past experiences with ts escorts and i feel for guys when they tell me that because i know how evil the girls can be

It can be very traumatizing for a man like him to be turned down by a paid escort. Im a professional and im supposed to take the good with the bad. How bad would that have looked if he would have taken his clothes off, i get a whiff and say O NO BABY THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK U HAVE TO LEAVE!

My job is about 30% physical. The majority of my clients come to see me because of my body, and come back because of my personality.

I genuinely wanted for him to have a gr8 experience but not at the expense of my sanity lol.

And he was old fat ugly and married, so i doubt he has any std's. Just bad hygiene. PLus everything was totally safe as always so im not concerned with that ms kitty

[RubyTS]

ever cross your mind that maybe its time to find a line of work where you would never have to sell yourself to a piece of shit like that. your obviously an intelligent girl, WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD U ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE DEGRADED LIKE THAT!!! i will never understand when escorts complain. you are dealing with dregs of society, what do you expect?

Cause $200 times 3 to 5 equals $600-1,000 a day, times say 200 days a year. Do the math sweetie.

And I wouldn't call someone with $200 in discretionary income these days the "dregs." My experience was that the guys who date professionally are mostly really nice gents, most of who are locked into marriages and lives and responsibilities, and are surrounded by people who don't understand their needs.

You are getting street walkers mixed up with courtesans. :-)

Hugs,
TS Jamie :-)

+1

Ive already made 1600 today and i had fun with all of my clients.

[sucka4chix]

You are waaaaay too nice! It's ok to turn a guy like that away. I don't exactly know how to be tactful about it, but I don't think that's important anyway. I have a friend who has turned down clients or given $$ back simply because they didn't click.
You're too concerned with his feelings: fat, nasty people know they're fat and nasty! I'm sure you wouldn't have been the first to tell him.
I don't understand people in general who don't consider their hygiene important. Some escorts are the same though, maybe not to that extent.
I'm just the opposite-- I always shower obsessively if I PLAN to be intimate, and I expect the same, 'cause you never know where your mouth will end up!!

[SLANTEDSTYLE]

Its really disgusting, you should have turned him away at the door regardless of seeming rude. The guy was dirty so his review doesn't count anyway. $1600 so far today, where should we go tonight???

[RubyTS]

the fat ones have this odor between their legs that just lingers. ive told people to shower before but the smell sticks. its so disgusting. Im talking about the obese ones who have chaffing in their thighs with stomachs so big u have to lift to see their cock. From now on im asking height and weight to all callers. Some black guys have a odor too

[RubyTS]

Its really disgusting, you should have turned him away at the door regardless of seeming rude. The guy was dirty so his review doesn't count anyway. $1600 so far today, where should we go tonight???

lol :twisted: the harder i work now the harder i can play later.

[2009AD]

You should have politely, but firmly, suggested he take a shower if he wanted the date to continue. In other words, "take a shower or get out."

There are nice ways to tell someone he/she stinks and get him/her to clean up. No reason to torture yourself.

[SLANTEDSTYLE]

Ruby, maybe later, we can play together!!!!!

[hugochavez]

Stating that i couldnt get hard,

Has it ever occurred to him that maybe you didn't get hard because you weren't turned on by him? DUH!


Ive oficially decided to stop seeing overweight clients.

Thank heaven I joined a gym last summer. I lost 50 pounds since.

[RubyTS]

lol

[Coroner]

VERY sad way to make a living.

Shut up, man...

[RubyTS]

it has its ups and downs

[RubyTS]

VERY sad way to make a living.

Shut up, man... :lol:

[jjhill]

VERY sad way to make a living.

Shut up, man... :lol:


where you at ma? lol

[justatransgirl]

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[RubyTS]

VERY sad way to make a living.

Shut up, man... :lol:


where you at ma? lol

im in nj babe, i'll be home next week prolly

[BLKGSXR]

wait theres free porn.Shit where have I been at.

[LTR_Seeker]

You need to go out west Ruby

[RubyTS]

I AM I AM lol im dying to get out of here. Soon as i get home me and some girlfriends are gonna get together and book our flights and hotels. Im already shopping for Vegas and LA outfits and shoes!!!!

[LTR_Seeker]

i mean more like middle america lol

[Ts CinthyaNY]

Girl i am with you on this.. . Bet it's one of the hardest coin earned ...
Hope the smell did not stayed in your room for long.


Love ...
Cinthya.

[RubyTS]

Girl i am with you on this.. . Bet it's one of the hardest coin earned ...
Hope the smell did not stayed in your room for long.


Love ...
Cinthya.

ok u kno what im talking about. It wasn't one of those WHOLE BODY funks that leave your room smelling like Curry goat, thats the smell the indians africans and greeks leave behind, i know what ur talking about cuz i been there before too with their underarms all funky. It was just his hot ass omfg the worst smell ever! The room smelled fine once he left it

[LTR_Seeker]

some people are oblivious to their smells or they dont care

[TsJANIRA]

.....And the shade is that no matter how nice and accommodating you are they still have negative things to say.


I have had a few guys come see me that had very bad hygiene ,, and I had turn them away......


Some of them have the mind set :" Oh....She's a hooker she will deal with anything aslong they give her money............................................N OT THIS HOOKER!

[RubyTS]

well im a neat freak so i dont play that nonsense. u see my status on aol is always either "in the shower" or "cleaning my house" I cant stand dirty people, i even stopped hanging out witht this TS because she never cleans up after herself and thats so disgusting. Even my hotel rooms have to be neat and tidy always or i go crazy

[RubyTS]

.....And the shade is that no matter how nice and accommodating you are they still have negative things to say.


I have had a few guys come see me that had very bad hygiene ,, and I had turn them away......


Some of them have the mind set :" Oh....She's a hooker she will deal with anything aslong they give her money............................................N OT THIS HOOKER!

The fucked up thing is that with most of them u cant tell anything about their hygiene until theyre in the room and clothes come off, and at that point they're all hot hard and horny and you're thinking to yourself, SHIT i knew i shouldve told the OTHER one to come up instead. So u try calling the other one who at this point doesn't wanna wait cuz he knows ur gettin busy with the next dude lol so of course he dont answer the phone and ur stuck with this stinky horny dude. Some girls are bold and i have my moments too where i'll say baby thats nasty (Especially when they dont doushe OMFG!) but im always careful not to hurt their ego.

Anyways lesson learned, i was nice with him and he wrote a horrible review about me like wtf, can u blame me??? ur disgusting!

[LTR_Seeker]

so your ocd Ruby lol

[BraveHeartz]

Mmmmmm

I try to keep clean, but there's nothing much I can do about my small dick :(

[RubyTS]

so your ocd Ruby lol

I really am tho :lol:
excuse the ranting but i was just really upset its stuff like this that TURNS the girls EVIL :evil:

[Ts CinthyaNY]

..
Some of them have the mind set :" Oh....She's a hooker she will deal with anything aslong they give her money............................................N OT THIS HOOKER!

Well said girl... !!

[jjhill]

cin you and rubes need to get in chat lol. my ny latinas

[justatransgirl]

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[LTR_Seeker]

so your ocd Ruby lol

I really am tho :lol:
excuse the ranting but i was just really upset its stuff like this that TURNS the girls EVIL :evil:.... You deserved to been angry Ruby you could have tore him down like drill seregeant from ful metal jacket lol buyt you was kind & didnt toss him out

[AverageJob]

dirty tricks and dirty ho's same story

[justatransgirl]

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[justatransgirl]

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[RubyTS]

well im a neat freak so i dont play that nonsense. u see my status on aol is always either "in the shower" or "cleaning my house". Even my hotel rooms have to be neat and tidy always or i go crazy

Ruby I think it's time you get out of the biz - our housekeeper is going to be moving soon so I'll be needing someone good to keep the hacienda clean. How does $10 hour strike you?

LOL,
TS Jamie :-)

$15 and i dont do windows!!!! Do i get a cute uniform??? :P

[BLKGSXR]

well im a neat freak so i dont play that nonsense. u see my status on aol is always either "in the shower" or "cleaning my house". Even my hotel rooms have to be neat and tidy always or i go crazy

Ruby I think it's time you get out of the biz - our housekeeper is going to be moving soon so I'll be needing someone good to keep the hacienda clean. How does $10 hour strike you?

LOL,
TS Jamie :-)

$15 and i dont do windows!!!! Do i get a cute uniform??? :PLmfao bish them silverdollars are meant as window washing tools.

[LTR_Seeker]

windows is the easy part

[neverforget]

.....And the shade is that no matter how nice and accommodating you are they still have negative things to say.


I have had a few guys come see me that had very bad hygiene ,, and I had turn them away......


Some of them have the mind set :" Oh....She's a hooker she will deal with anything aslong they give her money............................................N OT THIS HOOKER!

The fucked up thing is that with most of them u cant tell anything about their hygiene until theyre in the room and clothes come off, and at that point they're all hot hard and horny and you're thinking to yourself, SHIT i knew i shouldve told the OTHER one to come up instead. So u try calling the other one who at this point doesn't wanna wait cuz he knows ur gettin busy with the next dude lol so of course he dont answer the phone and ur stuck with this stinky horny dude. Some girls are bold and i have my moments too where i'll say baby thats nasty (Especially when they dont doushe OMFG!) but im always careful not to hurt their ego.

Anyways lesson learned, i was nice with him and he wrote a horrible review about me like wtf, can u blame me??? ur disgusting!


you try never to hurt their ego and you stated earlier that it was good that you made 1600 dollars by having sex with clients. your serious? why do people rationalize or try to pretend that prostitution is a viable life choice/ why do you defend this? no one wakes up in the morning and says its a good day to be a whore. wake up, please. you people are better then this. chose it fine, but please dont defend it. i have seen so many lives destroyed by it, regardless if they were streetwalkers or so called high class, whatever the fuck that means. heres a question to answer, would i want my son or daughter to be a whore?

[barefootjoe69]

well im a neat freak so i dont play that nonsense. u see my status on aol is always either "in the shower" or "cleaning my house". Even my hotel rooms have to be neat and tidy always or i go crazy

Ruby I think it's time you get out of the biz - our housekeeper is going to be moving soon so I'll be needing someone good to keep the hacienda clean. How does $10 hour strike you?

LOL,
TS Jamie :-)

$15 and i dont do windows!!!! Do i get a cute uniform??? :P

OK $300.00, You wear the cute Uniform and I'll even clean before you get here :wink:

[shortchuter]

Just goes to show you how desperate people are in a falling economy. But, then again...what kind of talent do you think you are going to typically find going after your services? Sounds like a fully greased pig would have a chance with you for the right price. lol

[Willie Escalade]

Damn...dude clean up!

Every time I go out to a social gathering, I make sure to wash up. You never know what'll go down at the end of the evening...whether it's road-head, a hotel, or just going home alone!

[BLKGSXR]

Nah she truly like the smelly unwiped snickers bar asses lol.

[Bob's Tgirls]

I feel for you. I've heard some bad stories like this, including the clients posting bad reviews afterward. I'd say you handled it the best way possible considering the circumstances.

[GroobySteven]

Damn...dude clean up!

Every time I go out to a social gathering, I make sure to wash up. You never know what'll go down at the end of the evening...whether it's road-head, a hotel, or just going home alone!

I've got to confess. Willie smells good!

[Dinand]

Before I visit a working girl in either Amsterdam of The Hague I do a couple of things first so I know it will be better for both of us.

1. I brush my teeth.
2. I shave including pubic hair and balls. Makes it more better for the girl if there's no hair down there.
3. I take a long shower, pay extra attention to the parts where the girl has to work. Use extra soap for those parts.
4. I use a nice but not too strong aftershave.
5. Clean clothes but that goes without saying.

I do this because I want to make a good impression especially if you know you're gonna visit the girl more often.

[Castor_Troy05]

Damn, even as a slightly overweight fella, I'd make sure I was at least clean if I was gonna expect a girl to be anywhere near my junk.

You're a brave girl Ruby

[SXFX]

GIRLS....I don't know....but could you just tell these guys no?

[daidone]

how much I wish Ruby was my neighbor.

[transmaven]

from now on inform clients

that you have

a *cleanliness fetish*

I'm dead serious --

tell them you can only get hard

if they come to you:

"fresh as a daisy"

put it in the ads starting tomorrow :)

[CaptainGeech]

Wow. Thats fucked up. But if it makes you feel any better i'm sure that in matching with his smell he has a shitty life. :P

[alyssats]

jeje so funny
reminds me of few of my clients

I remember entering the hotel room of a client. The moment i sit in the bed he hurriedly ask me if im fully functional. i said yes but off course depends on the chemistry and how good my partner in bed is just like all of us. Then he ask if ill get hard with him(Big fat dirty dark skin guy, very big tummy). He seems to have attitude and a nasty person. I said to him depends how good you are in bed and our chemistry in bed. And then his saying ill not pay if you cant fuck me. Total turn off, his not just a fat smelly nasty guy but also with a bad attitude and giving me pressure so i just said better if i just go home. Then suddenly he said ok no girl say no to me so just do your best and ill pay you.

Ewww guys please be nice to us we are very nice girls so please treat us properly and im sure well have a very good time together :wink:

[the_corner]

I bet some of these smelly fat guys are the same that then go on to the review boards and say "ohh this girl is such a bad provider, I went there and she had such attitude... didn't wanted to .... etc etc etc".

[Jericho]

Disgusting...But you did him anyway.
What a trooper! :lol:

[andyuk]

i thought most of you escorts made your clinet shower at your premises when you did incall?
but that does sound disgusting,u should of stopped.being kind can backfire.

[TheLongChodeAhead]

since when was it necessary to impress somebody you're paying for?

[BLKGSXR]

since when was it necessary to impress somebody you're paying for?Since they choose to allow you to touch them.SLUTS-Fuck for money dont care what you look like
Escort-Choose if you may or maynot have sex with them...

[Matt_Tastic]

since when was it necessary to impress somebody you're paying for?Since they choose to allow you to touch them.SLUTS-Fuck for money dont care what you look like
Escort-Choose if you may or maynot have sex with them...

That's convenient :lol: Just kiddin of course.

[Jim Brown]

see what did i tell yall 'clients' aka ppl who gotta pay for sex are losers....."nooo theyre normal guys with good jobs and just want privacy"....pft tell that to that fat guy's stinkin ass

I;d like to make a comment. Ppl who pay for sex from a GG those guys are losers. But paying for tranny sex...mmm. I dont think so. Tranny sex is different. Tranny sex doesn't grow on tree..there seems to be some kind of misunderstanding when trying to talk a Tgirl into letting you in their pants. When a go to a GG and say look "I like you" (I want some pussy, free pussy), there is no misunderstanding. She know I like because she has a pussy. But there seem to be a misunderstanding with Tgirls...."blah, blah, blah, tarnny chaser, blah, blah, blah, you only want me cause I have penis.blah, blah, blah" Well, NO SHIT!................Sherlock.

And after you get your stuff taken care of and if you still in the business, I come see you for your pussy when I get fat and old.

End rant.

[2pert4ya]

this the funniest line "This was one of those rare clients that i caught myself looking at the clock thinking "O GOD its only been 10 minutes????"

lol lol lol lol lol

[NjTranceAddict]

So Ruby, who would you rather fuck....

Awful, old smelly mcstankass for $200?

Or 30 y/o, always good smelling plus sweet and handsome me for free?

:P

[pnwguy24]

Some people are just nasty.

get a loofa people COME ON!

step one: Put soap on the loofa

Step two: Lather that shit up nice and good

step three: Wash ASS!!!

Damn how hard is it?

[exstudent]

ewwwww. but you were rude to imply he was small though. 5 inches is small to you?????

[LTR_Seeker]

ewwwww. but you were rude to imply he was small though. 5 inches is small to you????? She could have totaly ripped into him for his hygiene issues but she was being very kind

[Jyaku]

Hi Ruby, sorry I'm new but a little disagreement with you.

Not all overweight people are lazy/ filthy. Personal example, I was always 6feet 1 and 180 lbs but after college, 3-4 lbs a year and 15 years later, 35 extra lbs all in the tummy area but by will and determination I lost it all.

I can understand obese not turning you on though, hell it happened to me and I took steps to fix it but sometimes, its better to not generalize. Sometimes the nicest people you might meet are a little overweight.

But yes I couldn't bear the smell either so go with your instinct :)

[pnwguy24]

Hi Ruby, sorry I'm new but a little disagreement with you.

Not all overweight people are lazy/ filthy. Personal example, I was always 6feet 1 and 180 lbs but after college, 3-4 lbs a year and 15 years later, 35 extra lbs all in the tummy area but by will and determination I lost it all.

I can understand obese not turning you on though, hell it happened to me and I took steps to fix it but sometimes, its better to not generalize. Sometimes the nicest people you might meet are a little overweight.

But yes I couldn't bear the smell either so go with your instinct :)

I get your point, but I dont think she means people who are a little overweight, or people who have a larger frame. There is a big difference between that, and being a fat, and disgusting slob. The kind that can't walk into a building without sweating and becoming out of breath. GROSS.

[smokeslv]

Ruby, you are a total sweetie...it's probably like most every other job, good days and bad days? Hang in!!

[baileyandkc]

You know, you should write a book, the dark side and the nastiness of escorting, the funny bloopers and the horror stories...It would be a best seller!

:2cent

[StaggerLee]

I don't see how any guy could let himself get like that-I shower every single week, whether I need it or not.

But seriously, Ruby--I commend you on your professionalism. That slob has no idea how lucky he was to be with you, instead of someone who would have humiliated him and perhaps even pushed him into violence against her--well done.

[tsluva]

Before I visit a working girl in either Amsterdam of The Hague I do a couple of things first so I know it will be better for both of us.

1. I brush my teeth. +mouthwash, breathe-spray and cool-mints.
2. I shave including pubic hair and balls. Makes it more better for the girl if there's no hair down there.
Me, too. I also use sweet & mellow-scented body-wash/body-lotion (both in the front and in the back)
3. I take a long shower, pay extra attention to the parts where the girl has to work. Use extra soap for those parts. bath-
i prefer to soak in tub-water with bubble-bath soap,lather and bodywash and follow up with lengthy shower
4. I use a nice but not too strong aftershave. nice after-shave plus Body-spray and body lotion. 5. Clean clothes but that goes without saying. +a Good fabric softner.

I do this because I want to make a good impression especially if you know you're gonna visit the girl more often.

[Silcc69]

I hope you changed up your add to say good hygiene is a must.

[Drowzee Snorlax]

It was just his hot ass omfg the worst smell ever! The room smelled fine once he left it

HAR! This is funny as shit ... quite literally perhaps! That combined with your comment that you told him that he couldn't fuck you because you like bigger dicks! Classic!

[Drowzee Snorlax]

It was just his hot ass omfg the worst smell ever! The room smelled fine once he left it

HAR! This is funny as shit ... quite literally perhaps! That combined with your comment that you told him that he couldn't fuck you because you like bigger dicks! Classic!

[BADAZZBODY]

WOW I COULD'NT IMAGINE THAT ONE ..I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TOLD HIM HE HAD TO WAS OR GAVE HIM A CLOTH OR SOMETHING. AND KISS NAW NOT HAPPENING..I FIND MY SELF NOW AT THE END OF MY AD .. I BE LIKE PLEASE BE FRESHLY SHOWERED.. ITS CRAZY HOW THESE MEN JUST DONT WASH THEIR ASS CAN COME OVA YOUR LOCATION..BUT I DONT INSULT THEM OR PUT THEM OUT ILL OFFER THEM SOMETHING TO GET THEIR SELF FRESH...WHEN THEY SEE THAT CLOTH AND ME POINTING.. THEY CATCH THE SHADE..LOL

[NjTranceAddict]

I feel this thread needs a bump since I am a clean man who always smells like a million bucks (and usually has only $100).

[tsntx]

I'd get tested now if I were you. A guy like that screams diseases.

Why would you even bother doing anything for him? Seriously, he is a scumbag, you should have told him, sorry, I don't screw dirty people.

youre jking right?

a guy that is hard bodied and "hot" is FAR more likely to have STDS than an overweight guy

[think_Long_and_Hard]

You should have made him wipe himself with Baby Wipes and spray himself with with Febreeze in the HOT shower, while you watched and told him what a poop- pushing, stinky bastard he was.

For real, you could have perked up a bit and forced him to jerk himself off while he washed his ass and got yelled at by you. Then you could have played it off like that was his little dom/sub scenario. lol. Teaching fat boy how to wipe like a big boy.

I think fat people really struggle sometimes with the T.P. in their hand. Baby Wipes fool!

But you just earned points from me, Ruby. You showed class (in a weird kind of way lol), and you embodied a spirit of customer service that has been absent in this country for quite a while now. I've never been to New York, but when I do I might just have to hit you up because you just showed that you are fair and not trying to get over on people.

Plus your fine as fuck, tall and just well put together all over. Anyway, I'm sorry you had to deal with old stink box McGee. That's hella unpleasant.
Hope it never happens again to you, Mama.

[slinky]

So, about 3 years ago, I'm down in the DR and me and my partner are sitting out in back of one of our "Casa's" in Santo Domingo on Pasteur off The Malecon, (if anyone remembers "The Swan"). So this group of East Indian guys comes in and we don't pay too much attention because they usually were not big spenders. We see one of the guys picks the best earner in the house and takes her upstairs and we don't think too much of it.

About 5 minutes later she's back downstairs and comes out back to talk to us and says "That guy stank so bad I couldn't stand being in the room with him. So I stuck my tongue up his ass and he came in 20 seconds".

We just looked at each other speechless for a minute before bursting out laughing, and then simultaneously saying "good girl".


[shameless self promotion]
PS We're having shower sessions at the 4/15 event so if you think a guy might be stinky you can clean him up yourself.
[/shameless self promotion]

[LTR_Seeker]

man 9 pages devoted to that guy it will never make Ruby ever forget lol

[drock]

Y on earth would a client visit an escort with such foul odor! OMFG!

This guy came to see me and i actually had to hold my breath performing ora because the smell coming from his ass was so disgusting i almost puked! I tried to be as nice as possible without insulting him, so sure i kinda rushed the session in order to avoid being unpleasant to him.

He was so obese and his stomach pertruded more than his cock at its hardest. It was about 5 inches and when he asked to fuck me, im thinking "You're kidding right?" But what i said was that i like bigger cocks. It would have been so much work to get that little thing inside me especially with his huge round belly in the way.

This was one of those rare clients that i caught myself looking at the clock thinking "O GOD its only been 10 minutes????"

I was as nice as i could have been and i put up with the very unpleasant experience trying to make it as nice for him as possible without making it anymore devastating to me. So i was affectionate with this slob who kept hooking his arm around my neck to pull me in closer to his drooling lips omg so nasty. And i finished him off as quickly as possible.

I was so happy when it was finally over.

Today i found that he posted a review about his experience with me and it was a bad one. Stating that i couldnt get hard, $200 was way too much to pay for oral and kissing. He said that i told him i dont take cock in my ass smaller than 8 inches, and stated he could have gotten the same service for $50 elsewhere. R u FUKKIN SERIOUS! I couldnt picture any of the girls i know treating him NEARLY as nice as i did, and it was a lot for me to put up with! Most girls probably would have turned him away at the door, and most others would have just made him suck their cock and not even touched him.

Fellaz, If you're going to see an escort, or ANYBODY make sure ur dick and ur ass is CLEAN PLEASE that shit is disgusting. I can deal with a LOT! But body odor is not on my list! And if ur unsure, ask to use the shower or freshen up in the bathroom first to be on the safe side.

Ive oficially decided to stop seeing overweight clients.

LMAO.

[gorrillasfeet]

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[MDM23]

Lol strong thread bump :-D

[kittyKaiti]

All shemales are hooker escort prostitutes anyways

Not me... this thread is one of many reasons I wouldn't do that shit.

[Jericho]

All shemales are hooker escort prostitutes anyways


Still can't get a date, huh? :rolleyes:

[dgs925]

Y on earth would a client visit an escort with such foul odor! OMFG!

This guy came to see me and i actually had to hold my breath performing ora because the smell coming from his ass was so disgusting i almost puked! I tried to be as nice as possible without insulting him, so sure i kinda rushed the session in order to avoid being unpleasant to him.

He was so obese and his stomach pertruded more than his cock at its hardest. It was about 5 inches and when he asked to fuck me, im thinking "You're kidding right?" But what i said was that i like bigger cocks. It would have been so much work to get that little thing inside me especially with his huge round belly in the way.

This was one of those rare clients that i caught myself looking at the clock thinking "O GOD its only been 10 minutes????"

I was as nice as i could have been and i put up with the very unpleasant experience trying to make it as nice for him as possible without making it anymore devastating to me. So i was affectionate with this slob who kept hooking his arm around my neck to pull me in closer to his drooling lips omg so nasty. And i finished him off as quickly as possible.

I was so happy when it was finally over.

Today i found that he posted a review about his experience with me and it was a bad one. Stating that i couldnt get hard, $200 was way too much to pay for oral and kissing. He said that i told him i dont take cock in my ass smaller than 8 inches, and stated he could have gotten the same service for $50 elsewhere. R u FUKKIN SERIOUS! I couldnt picture any of the girls i know treating him NEARLY as nice as i did, and it was a lot for me to put up with! Most girls probably would have turned him away at the door, and most others would have just made him suck their cock and not even touched him.

Fellaz, If you're going to see an escort, or ANYBODY make sure ur dick and ur ass is CLEAN PLEASE that shit is disgusting. I can deal with a LOT! But body odor is not on my list! And if ur unsure, ask to use the shower or freshen up in the bathroom first to be on the safe side.

Ive oficially decided to stop seeing overweight clients.

Was it Dino? That is how I picture him.

[Jericho]

Was it Dino? That is how I picture him.

Damn you to hell.
It hurts when those bubbles come thru yer nose! :lol:

[Mayrah]

Was it Dino? That is how I picture him.

This made me giggle:Bowdown:

[Dino Velvet]

Sorry Ruby. I'll tape an Altoid to my taint the next time I stop by.

[JamieCoxx]

Never be afraid to tell a client to jump in the shower. In 5 years I've had maybe 5 clients like that. Everyone of them was told to play by the rules of common decency or GTFO. Also, there's nothing wrong with flat out refusing service. 200 is pocket change and is ALWAYS an acceptable loss if the client sucks. I've happily lost a lot of money by being picky as hell, yet rent still gets paid on time.

[JamieCoxx]

A lot of us, yeah. It's a pretty sweet deal.
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[robertlouis]

All shemales are hooker escort prostitutes anyways

Umm, I hope for your sake that's supposed to be ironic, because you won't last long here if you really mean it. :whistle:

[jm813]

The things people do for money

[JamieCoxx]

Tell me about it! Before I was a hooker I used to work for Pizza Hut... still have nightmares about customer service.
The things people do for money

[runningdownthatdream]

Tell me about it! Before I was a hooker I used to work for Pizza Hut... still have nightmares about customer service.

Outstanding! At least now you're in in control of what you do every day.

[Teydyn]

All shemales are hooker escort prostitutes anyways
Why are you on this site? Just took a quick glance on your posts and all are negative shit slinging...

[robertlouis]

Tell me about it! Before I was a hooker I used to work for Pizza Hut... still have nightmares about customer service.

I always had doubts about their mozarella....... :hide-1:

[theone1982]

The question is, would you have fucked him if he asked? Or would you have made him wash his ass?!