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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-04-2009, 06:25 AM
Those of you in chat I want to apologize for several things witnessed this evening.

1. The practice of unprotected sex by one of the chatroom couples (or females with a client, I have no idea which it was honestly)
2. The rapid delivery of semen: that was about 10 mins with anal foreplay, Vanessa they got you beat by about 7 or 8 mins ftr)
3. NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DISGUSTING: the chick (Yoitte) gets up afterwards to shower (applause) but the dude sits on cam (I honestly dont think he knew we were watching) and wipes his shitty dick with a Kleenex THEN SMELLS THE FUCKIN KLEENEX and THEN continues to wipe off his legs and crotch with it!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Dude still had a chance to somewhat redeem himself by jumping up after she got in the shower and jumping in it INSTEAD he gets dressed!!!!!!!!!

I am totally disgusted by this poor sex scene, even though I laughed all the way through it. Lastly I'd like to say PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Practice safe sex!!!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! Wash the fuck up after you get done having sex!!!!!!!!!

thanks,
JWBL
saifan
03-04-2009, 06:27 AM
LMAO. Man, I always miss all the good stuff.
Ts CinthyaNY
03-04-2009, 06:35 AM
Was he hot? ... Lol.

Love...
Cinthya.
JamesHunt
03-04-2009, 06:38 AM
3. NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DISGUSTING: the chick (Yoitte) gets up afterwards to shower (applause) but the dude sits on cam (I honestly dont think he knew we were watching) and wipes his shitty dick with a Kleenex THEN SMELLS THE FUCKIN KLEENEX and THEN continues to wipe off his legs and crotch with it!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JWBL[/b]

Dino Velvet?
Danielle Foxx
03-04-2009, 06:39 AM
I once was so drunk ( once... yeah right ) and I took this guy home. I jumped him in the middle of the street and lost myself on him... Cause I couldn't control myself... need I say more?

So we start to smell something funny and try to get upstairs only to find that I had given Felicia Katt my car keys with my house keys on them.

She was inside a club and could not get to the phone. We set there dirty for about 1 hr.... The poor guy.
ducktales
03-04-2009, 07:18 AM
shit i missed it
dan_yearsgone83
03-04-2009, 07:19 AM
lol wat
LilWyte
03-04-2009, 07:26 AM
that was a messed up lil dude
ef9hatchman
03-04-2009, 07:40 AM
be quiet you liked it.That Gayboy porn lol....
Dino Velvet
03-04-2009, 08:10 AM
3. NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DISGUSTING: the chick (Yoitte) gets up afterwards to shower (applause) but the dude sits on cam (I honestly dont think he knew we were watching) and wipes his shitty dick with a Kleenex THEN SMELLS THE FUCKIN KLEENEX and THEN continues to wipe off his legs and crotch with it!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JWBL[/b]

Dino Velvet?

:lol: Sure, why not? I've screwed broads on their period and cleaned myself off with their pillow when they weren't looking. My last gf had a heavy flow so sometimes I had to use the sheets too. I always knew when it was her time of the month because groups of vampire bats would circle her if she went outside at night.
justatransgirl
03-04-2009, 08:40 AM
Now I know why I don't go to the chat room.

Thanks for the visual...

LOL,
TS Jamie :-)
Willie Escalade
03-04-2009, 09:05 AM
...and I had to be at work... :banghead
BrendaQG
03-04-2009, 09:45 AM
[b]Those of you in chat I want to apologize for several things witnessed this evening.


3. NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DISGUSTING: the chick (Yoitte) gets up afterwards to shower (applause) but the dude sits on cam (I honestly dont think he knew we were watching) and wipes his shitty dick with a Kleenex THEN SMELLS THE FUCKIN KLEENEX and THEN continues to wipe off his legs and crotch with it!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:puke

and

:puke
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-04-2009, 01:23 PM
Now I know why I don't go to the chat room.

Thanks for the visual...

LOL,
TS Jamie :-)

thanks for the heads up
Ts CinthyaNY
03-04-2009, 02:06 PM
Well all that sound disgusting just from the start... But you all enjoy peek at it. :twisted:
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-04-2009, 02:09 PM
smh
Ts CinthyaNY
03-04-2009, 02:16 PM
I know you liked it... disgusted after but what a moment, just imagine all them boys jerking off at it ... but like any other man, after they cum everything it's over...
Sigh, no doubt men are stranger creatures, wonder what's smarter; a cock hanging on a guy or a guy with one hanging.

Love...

Cinthya.
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
03-04-2009, 02:21 PM
I don't think any dude in that chat room last night was sitting there stroking to that 7 minutes of poorly done cowgirl sex..................seriously.
But let's just say they were....................I'm sure THOSE dudes shrunk like George Costanza in the pool when the guy smelled that Kleenex.......
Ts CinthyaNY
03-04-2009, 02:28 PM
LMAO... may be but after it was done... anyways I heard that was a very unsafe sex and on top of that the girl wasn't that clean, just nothing I might want to see... But men probably were like yeah ! ride that horse ! good cowgirl!

Love...
Cinthya.
ef9hatchman
03-04-2009, 05:43 PM
I don't think any dude in that chat room last night was sitting there stroking to that 7 minutes of poorly done cowgirl sex..................seriously.
But let's just say they were....................I'm sure THOSE dudes shrunk like George Costanza in the pool when the guy smelled that Kleenex.......man 7 mins nah It was more like 5. cuz it took about 5 mins for them to get out of the clothes (get up) go get the lube and start. who the fuck rubs their body juices/arse all over themselve then smells it, He need a shower and the full bar of soap nasty fucker that he was.
MrsKellyPierce
03-04-2009, 07:21 PM
You missed the fingerbanging part after he smelled himself. I love Yoitte but girl let him touch her on the face with those gross hands after and other regions of her body. I'd of slapped him and told him to get in the shower before he did.
Felicia Katt
03-04-2009, 07:45 PM
I once was so drunk ( once... yeah right ) and I took this guy home. I jumped him in the middle of the street and lost myself on him... Cause I couldn't control myself... need I say more?

So we start to smell something funny and try to get upstairs only to find that I had given Felicia Katt my car keys with my house keys on them.

She was inside a club and could not get to the phone. We set there dirty for about 1 hr.... The poor guy.
Usually the shit hitting the fan is just an expression!! LOL

FK
SarahG
03-04-2009, 09:54 PM
:lol: Sure, why not? I've screwed broads on their period and cleaned myself off with their pillow when they weren't looking. My last gf had a heavy flow so sometimes I had to use the sheets too. I always knew when it was her time of the month because groups of vampire bats would circle her if she went outside at night.

LMFAO. That's gotta be my favorite post of the week.