Yasmin, is it possible

[speedy032]

What does it take for a guy to go on a date with Yasmin Lee, apparently sweet talk and a bed of roses doesn't cut the bill. Does it have to be like the movie "My Date with Drew" where I spend the next 30 days calling, traveling, emailing, networking, suffering insomia, waiting patiently or impatiently for some kind of answer biting my fingernails until they bleed...spending loads of cash to fund my adventure, and ultimately ending up empty handed!

Aww yes the nice guy approach, those of us who are aware of this awful approach have endured its consequences time and time again. Women do not want to be showered with compliments before they get to know you, there's absolutely no crediblity and it only sends the message that you want to sleep with them regardless of your intentions. It's also humorless, stale, boring, and a bit creepy. Alas, the nice guy has no desires but the desires of the idol he worships. Thus he comes across pathetic.

No no, what must be done is offer a pleasant conversation about something rather that is entertaining to both parties, establish chemistry through elaborate displays of imagination and sense of humor, likes and dislikes, ambitions, fantasies, philosophies, and a bit of mood setting doesn't hurt... then offer an activity in which they can further explore their newfound connection. Say dining at an intimate and candle lit little italian restaurant, not the Olive Garden routine, but real italian food/mexican food/ or dine in with chinese ;) or offer to cook a meal for her while you two enjoy each others company, music, and atmosphere, Robert Rodriguez "Not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck" or if you are going more mainstream say sharing each others cheesecake at The Cheesecake Factory...

Maybe you guys decide to watch some of your favorite movies together or go out on the town for the night. You have a really great cafe or coffee spot where you can explore each other's minds. Or you go out kayking, biking or whatever... make sure she wears a white shirt / no bra and tip her over =) you can both enjoy taking revenge splashing each other... I don't know find some nice remote spot and have a pinic while making love while the sun beats down and warms your skin.

I know this is probably the most bizarre place to hook up with someone or maybe its the best but I don't fall into Barney's Online Dating rule on "How I Met Your Mother"....

I'm just curious as to the best way to meet her, or even get a response... it's your final tour and this chance may never come around again. So forgive my previous posts.

About the parties, they are only in select areas. Emails do not appear to cut it and I admit I have my reservations using my cell... what's proper etiquette when talking to a superstar when your not face to face... who knows... so enlighten me...please ;)

-Speedy

[worldbro]

and I admit I have my reservations using my cell...

-Speedy

Use your landline

[LilWyte]

What does it take for a guy to go on a date with Yasmin Lee, apparently sweet talk and a bed of roses doesn't cut the bill. Does it have to be like the movie "My Date with Drew" where I spend the next 30 days calling, traveling, emailing, networking, suffering insomia, waiting patiently or impatiently for some kind of answer biting my fingernails until they bleed...spending loads of cash to fund my adventure, and ultimately ending up empty handed!

Aww yes the nice guy approach, those of us who are aware of this awful approach have endured its consequences time and time again. Women do not want to be showered with compliments before they get to know you, there's absolutely no crediblity and it only sends the message that you want to sleep with them regardless of your intentions. It's also humorless, stale, boring, and a bit creepy. Alas, the nice guy has no desires but the desires of the idol he worships. Thus he comes across pathetic.

No no, what must be done is offer a pleasant conversation about something rather that is entertaining to both parties, establish chemistry through elaborate displays of imagination and sense of humor, likes and dislikes, ambitions, fantasies, philosophies, and a bit of mood setting doesn't hurt... then offer an activity in which they can further explore their newfound connection. Say dining at an intimate and candle lit little italian restaurant, not the Olive Garden routine, but real italian food/mexican food/ or dine in with chinese ;) or offer to cook a meal for her while you two enjoy each others company, music, and atmosphere, Robert Rodriguez "Not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck" or if you are going more mainstream say sharing each others cheesecake at The Cheesecake Factory...

Maybe you guys decide to watch some of your favorite movies together or go out on the town for the night. You have a really great cafe or coffee spot where you can explore each other's minds. Or you go out kayking, biking or whatever... make sure she wears a white shirt / no bra and tip her over =) you can both enjoy taking revenge splashing each other... I don't know find some nice remote spot and have a pinic while making love while the sun beats down and warms your skin.

I know this is probably the most bizarre place to hook up with someone or maybe its the best but I don't fall into Barney's Online Dating rule on "How I Met Your Mother"....

I'm just curious as to the best way to meet her, or even get a response... it's your final tour and this chance may never come around again. So forgive my previous posts.

About the parties, they are only in select areas. Emails do not appear to cut it and I admit I have my reservations using my cell... what's proper etiquette when talking to a superstar when your not face to face... who knows... so enlighten me...please ;)

-Speedy
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/25/virgin_logo.jpg

[ef9hatchman]

doesnt she have a boyfriend already???

[menacingmethods86]

You have to look like an underwear model

[speedy032]

You try to be nice in a place like this and you get shit on because that’s what a place like this is, full of shit. Yeah I’m a virgin (as far as the women on this board are concerned), and I wanted to give this a try. I adore spontaneity, romanticism, exciting your lovers mind and of course their body. You’re just some punk kid, you don’t know a damn thing about having amazing sex and you don’t know a damn thing about women. I’m trying to explore my sexuality here and possibly something more, I like Yasmin’s style so bite me. Who knows I might bite back but I assure you, you won’t like it. Why don’t you go crap on someone else, you almost do it naturally, I think you might be leaking, what’s that stench. Fuck it, if I came across as a nice guy, a virgin then that’s exactly what I intended because I am both of these.
You should redefine what your looking for, I think you had a whole thread devoted to this nice guy you don’t believe is out there. Yeah this is a bizarre place to find one, I didn’t want to gravel at your feet like those do on the kink.com boards nor here but hey it looks like I’m just another one of those idol worshippers, fuck that. I’ve been trying to find a realistic way to communicate with you but I don’t even know if you pick up that phone number, and that seems desperate especially when you won’t give me feedback here. You would have been a great date, someone to have fun with, or at least you come across that way but hey I’ve been wrong before. I’m a young buck in college looking to take a walk on the wild side, find me a lola and have a great time, who knows maybe something beyond just a great time but hell that doesn’t look like it’s going to happen here. I’ve had great times with lovers before, but I thought I might have fun with a woman with something…extra. Forget about it, I’m sorry if I creeped you out. It’s done.

You wouldn’t stand two seconds in the ring with me you would break, I know you’ve seen Fight Club Calvin. Dipshit. Virgin records, cutesy
http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss16/satyr032/Asshole.jpg

[Odelay]

No offense intended, although you probably will take offense based on your last response, but the Virgin pic was funny. If all you can reply is "asshole", then you don't seem to have much of a sense of humor about yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, many participants are ready to crap all over another's dream but responding the way you did probably won't be a turn on for Yasmin.

It's rough and tumble here in Hung Angels. Yasmin knows that. She's been through some scrapes.

I see nothing wrong with your basic approach, and most girls respond to romance, etc. She might give you a try. But probably not if you're wound this tight.

[speedy032]

That's not what I hear, I hear she likes it tight. :lol:

That better. (sheer sarcasm)

I have a great sense of humor, there's nothing funny about someone crappin all over your dream. Unless of course they're merely laughing with you over how ridiculous this request to Yasmin may be. Because this is ridiculous, and it would make for a great story but slightly embarassing story, how could I possilby think this was going to work.

I'm not sorry for the way I acted, opinions are like assholes my friend everyone's got one. Some of them stink.

Thanks but no thanks.

[speedy032]

Look, that burned a little. I retaliated, give me a break. Is it funny, I guess so if we were buddies but eh, not really. It was a cheap shot and it takes guts being honest to a complete stranger, so you know what I'm a little on the fuck off side. If you like laughing at others expenses that's fine I guess... we all do it when we watch our Family Guy, 2 1/2 men, Jon Stewart, Leno, Lettermen, whatever. Well this isn't television, so bashing someone like that who you really don't know, that's chickenshit in my book. Especially when its just too damn easy to do it, I mean when you're honest your completely vulnerable, hell that's why people don't say what they mean. They don't want people to crap all over them.

So I blew off a little steam, I'm human.

Anyways, whatever

[tsntx]

$300 on her eros ad

moron

[Jericho]

$300 on her eros ad
moron

But Jen, he's looking for romance, not some grubby financial liason! :lol:

[sockmonkey]

Looking for romance with a professional adult entertainer is like looking for a fish at the top of a mountain.

[Clind]

stupid smart asses , is it nessecery to laugh at every one that he doesn understand the truth or he doesnt know? and about virgin and all thsi stuff i didnt shaw any will to start a funny thread here so why he must liked the joke with the virgin image.

[baileyandkc]

Haven't you ever heard about the guy who caught the 50 pound bass on top of Mount Everest?

[LilWyte]

Yeah I’m a virgin
damn im good :lol: :lol: :lol:

[speedy032]

Don't know how that works, what's with the attitude. The eros, You visit the site and there's a number and an email. I'm new to this, so take full advantage and bash me for my ignorance, your doing great so far. I do not know what to do from that point, it can not be that easy otherwise this thread would have never started in the first place. As for the rest you are right I over reacted Odelay, sorry bout that bit. As for the romance, hell that was a long shot and from what I can tell it has become the butt end of a horrible joke. I thought maybe I had to post a kind of application as to why I would like to spend time with her and why she should even bother. Maybe it was much simpler, just drop a line and a pic. Hell the pic parts the easiest part, but as far as capturing her interest with the line..... I know very little about her and not seeing her face to face, well that makes things a bit more challenging. Lilwyte thanks bud.
Besides Odelay, most of this discussion has been centered around bashing and mockery. It's extremely elitist around here, you either know or you don't and if you don't fuck off.

Where's the help, or should I be afraid to ask.

Speedy

[vman2375]

right, jen: moo-la-di!!! very simple

[LilWyte]

Don't know how that works, what's with the attitude. The eros, You visit the site and there's a number and an email. I'm new to this, so take full advantage and bash me for my ignorance, your doing great so far. I do not know what to do from that point, it can not be that easy otherwise this thread would have never started in the first place. As for the rest you are right I over reacted Odelay, sorry bout that bit. As for the romance, hell that was a long shot and from what I can tell it has become the butt end of a horrible joke. I thought maybe I had to post a kind of application as to why I would like to spend time with her and why she should even bother. Maybe it was much simpler, just drop a line and a pic. Hell the pic parts the easiest part, but as far as capturing her interest with the line..... I know very little about her and not seeing her face to face, well that makes things a bit more challenging. Lilwyte thanks bud.
Besides Odelay, most of this discussion has been centered around bashing and mockery. It's extremely elitist around here, you either know or you don't and if you don't fuck off.

Where's the help, or should I be afraid to ask.

Speedy
okay first of all im jus fuckin wit u n second of all if u wanna kick it wit her im pretty sure she escorts so u jus get her contact info and contact her when shes in ur area i guess. i never done that before so idk how it works.

[speedy032]

Yeah I got it :wink: Just caught me off guard. As for the contact info, that's it eh? Just give her a call, when she's in my area. That's the problem idk either.

[2009AD]

You gotta be kidding. You dial the digits, when she picks up you say hello..and then.. YOU ASK HER when she'll be in your area...

It's not rocket science buddy.


Yeah I got it :wink: Just caught me off guard. As for the contact info, that's it eh? Just give her a call, when she's in my area. That's the problem idk either.

[igotmacedbymimi:(]

Question: Why the fuck would you want to date her?

Answer: You dont! You have a fantasy in your head where you think you can become her boyfriend, forgetting the fact she is a porn star and also on the game.

Lets go into the real world for a while now, lets come out of hungangels mode for a sec:

To go on a date with her (if you wanted to take a ts porn star and prostitute on an actual date), i take it this is what you mean instead of just pay for an hour (in which case you just mean you want to be a client). You have to do what you would with any other girl. Yasmin is pretty damn fit, so youd have to do/look/act like you would with any other fit chick. Understand?

So, considering the type of men ts women generally go for. Youd have to be pretty good looking, hunky and if you are a bodybuilder it would help as well. You dont need to be a millionaire or anything, just have a decent job and also have some charisma.

In summary, to take her on a date (not as a client, i mean an actual date):

1. Good looking and really good body (much better than the rubbish youll see in her movies she makes where the guys get a few cents for either banging her or getting banged).

2. Decent job

3. Lots of good lyrics, charisma

4. Meet her and chat to her, ask her for her number in real life at a real bar and not at some tranny convention or definately not over the internet!

5. Exactly the same as you would with any other girl.

Yasmin is not exactly angelina jolie or nicole kidman, she isnt hollywood a list, but on the ts scene she is a big star, therefore you will have to be in her league.

If you are in nicole kidman's league and you fancy your chances pulling nicole kidman (shes a multi millionaire, oscar winning, a-list hollywood sexy celeb) then youd probably stand v good chances with yasmin lee as well. But like i said, you dont necessarily have to be in kidman or jolie's league to pull yasmin, probably a few notches below, but still a pretty high standard.

Seeing as you are on this forum and have initiated via the forum (massive mistake firstly) and not in real life. The only chance you have really is to post up your pictures and see if she thinks you're hot. If she thinks you're hot and you have a decent job and a big cock then maybe she'll entertain you taking her on a date (that is if you really want to date her and not just fuck her/get fucked by her aka a client).

So essentially, it takes exactly the same as it would do if you met any other fit chick in a bar or club or in this case over the internet on a porn forum pmsl.

You asked what it takes, that is the most honest answer i can give. Take from that what you want.

In a nutshell:

If you are a good looking bodybuilder with a big cock, a decent job and have lots of charisma and meet them through a friend or in a bar then your chances are very high.

If you are not like the above then youll either need to be a multi millionaire and have to be a mule for them, but that is hardly a 'loving relationship'.

[speedy032]

:D Yeah I'm a good looking guy, definitely fit. Just call...ok, thought there was more to it, how could it be so simple. The bleeding heart approach and over the internet, big mistake. Yes I absolutely agree. Am I Brad Pitt to her Jolie status, no so if that's a requirement then hell I'm out of luck as far as dating goes. Yes that is exactly how you approach a woman, this approach over the internet has been weird and extremely frustrating. I did not really know where to meet her in reality, but you guys gave me some great ideas. At one of these parties or just call and ask when she's coming to town. Thanks guys for your undying patience :wink:
Igotmacedbymimi. Seeing how my chances are completely FUBAR on this forum, first impressions are everything, and I made quite the ass out of myself I think I'll save what dignity I have left and bow out. Thank you for taking away the mysticism of this taboo and bringing me back to reality, greatly appreciated. Lilwyte you're still a bastard, and that's where you say you're still a virgin :wink:

Speedy

[arnie666]

Bit of advice a guy who goes on about women not wanting 'nice guys' , a guy who tells others he is a 'nice guy' in particular women to get up their back bottoms is almost always a bitter, needy CUNT.

Truly nice guys don't have to tell people this . It is obvious in their actions. And 'nice guys' doesn't mean walk overs. There is a big difference.

[phobun]

Yeah I’m a virgin
How old are you?

[Odelay]

:D Yeah I'm a good looking guy, definitely fit. Just call...ok, thought there was more to it, how could it be so simple. The bleeding heart approach and over the internet, big mistake. Yes I absolutely agree. Am I Brad Pitt to her Jolie status, no so if that's a requirement then hell I'm out of luck as far as dating goes. Yes that is exactly how you approach a woman, this approach over the internet has been weird and extremely frustrating. I did not really know where to meet her in reality, but you guys gave me some great ideas. At one of these parties or just call and ask when she's coming to town. Thanks guys for your undying patience :wink:
Igotmacedbymimi. Seeing how my chances are completely FUBAR on this forum, first impressions are everything, and I made quite the ass out of myself I think I'll save what dignity I have left and bow out. Thank you for taking away the mysticism of this taboo and bringing me back to reality, greatly appreciated. Lilwyte you're still a bastard, and that's where you say you're still a virgin :wink:

Speedy

Well... since you're still being reasonable...

One rule I've heard from girls on this board is... "I never date a trick". So if you pay Yasmin her rate, you probably lose the chance to get back on the dating track with her. On the other hand, if you've never seen an escort then you don't know much about what her life is like. Not only that, but if you've never been with a t-girl, then you can't know for sure if reality is anything like the fantasy that's in your mind. You will likely spend a whole lot more than $300 pursuing the dating track with her, finally bed her and then might discover... "ugh"... that wasn't so great. If going to an escort isn't some sort of stigma for you, then I have to recommend it as the fastest, easiest, and most likely cheapest way of knowing whether t-girls are for you.

[a994]

Also, speedy032, being a top helps (according to a lot of the women on this board).

That said, I wouldn't even mention sexual matters while dating. The last thing you want to do is plant the thought in any woman's mind that you're only dating her to have sex with her--even moreso that you're trying to get it from her for free.

[speedy032]

Ok I'll post one more, look this was a total mistake. Body language, voice, character, setting, appearance, smell, even touch are absolutes in attraction, its not what you say its how you say it, and there is a considerate lack of it here, for obvious reasons. I do not need to advertise I'm a nice guy, I do not advertise it, like I mentioned before I blew it here. As far as being vindictive or manipulative in order to score eh that is playing with fire, an inferno even. That would not have been my intention. I'm getting lectured on what I need to date a woman as radiant as Yasmin but really I'm confident in what I already possess, I got swept up in a sea of nostalgia and poured my heart out to a complete stranger, I set myself up. There's a style of love, a category of love that this approach belongs to and it does come across either extremely refreshing or extremely pathetic/creepy/needy. Bedazzled, the painter. So I approached this with ignorance and naivette and had my guard completely down when surrounded by those who already knew the "error of my ways" and instead of letting me in on the joke, I became it. I got burned, I took the bait and made a further ass of myself. I learned. I really wanted some insight on how to meet her, not how to impress. The advice you've given, well some of you, is pretty solid but I'm already with ya. Though I would not take her as someone so vain as far as materials and status go, I believe she mentioned that somewhere. Anyway... I think the threads closed, this was some impulsive attempt to show my attraction. It failed miserably as it should have, move on. Thanks again to those who helped without the cynicism.

Warmest Regards,
Speedy
:wink: