taking a shit when your asshole burns

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm sorry, just the thought of that is hilarious

[GroobySteven]

I usually put less chilli in the curry the next time I cook it.
seanchai

[Johnny Cocksville]

Use these
http://www.pfizer.com/do/counter/images/im_tucks_pads.gif
LMAO

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fraise]

What are you talking about? TS are geneticaly altered they don't shit or fart! Has anyone smelt a shemale fart?

[ezed]

how do you girls deal with that?.. is it worth it to get fucked?

It's an old tgirl secret....a dab of aloe on your finger slide it up your hole prior to defecating. Wash the hand with Rosa'a Lime Juice and stick your finger in your mouth. Give it a try, works wonders. You shit like you have a teflon shute greased with white lube. Try it! Let me know how it works. The ancient Incas rave about this method.

[Ecstatic]

Try a little WD-40! :)

[Realgirls4me]

WD-40 will temporarily quell the squeaks, and prevent a little rust. I'd try an 80 SAE weight lube myself.


;)

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh stop being so damn cheap
spend the $10 and get a Quart of Mobil 1 Synthetic
LMAO

[Eric420]

Greatest thread title ev4r!

[Ecstatic]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh stop being so damn cheap
spend the $10 and get a Quart of Mobil 1 Synthetic
LMAO
Yeah, that shit lasts a loooong time!

Personally I like White Lightning bicycle chain lube: all the benefits of the others, plus no greasy black residue.

[Kiely_Marie]

LoL @ THIS TOPIC!

[NiceGuy Eddie]

how do you girls deal with that?.. is it worth it to get fucked?

I wouldn`t know , I`ve fucked a lot, but have never been fucked myself :roll:

[brickcitybrother]

Why not go all the way and just get pure Teflon suspension gel and an anema bag. By the time you're finished, you'll be able to swallow a grape and see it hit the bowl before your next breath.

[ezed]

Is that true brickcitybrother? measureit23, try that and tell me if it works? That would be a great party trick.

[sdman]

what kind of topic is this

[latrix67]

what kind of topic is this

A shitty one!!!!! :P


I usually find I get ring sting from a few Guiness followed by a Chicken Tikka Chili Mosala,Mushroom Pilau & the Bhajis!! :cry:

[seaman]

how do you girls deal with that?.. is it worth it to get fucked?

Not to kill a funny thread, but if your asshole really burns when you take a shit, i couldn't more strongly suggest visiting your doctor. If its something minor like a fissure, it can be treated relatively easily. If its something worse, you'll be happy you caught it early. And, btw, don't assume (nor will your doctor) that it was caused by anal sex. Diet and genetics have much greater effects.

[Friedrich_Nietzsche]

how do you girls deal with that?.. is it worth it to get fucked?

Not to kill a funny thread, but if your asshole really burns when you take a shit, i couldn't more strongly suggest visiting your doctor. If its something minor like a fissure, it can be treated relatively easily. If its something worse, you'll be happy you caught it early. And, btw, don't assume (nor will your doctor) that it was caused by anal sex. Diet and genetics have much greater effects.

Or perhaps give your ass a vacation pal...
Statistics say that a 9 days break between anal sex keeps your anus happy.
My gf says so as well and, believe me, she knows ...

Btw, that reminds me of the old story...
"Doctor, a friend of mine has a problem..."

[scorpion]

:? :?

[idiot savant]

you,my friend,got what call "lava"