worst sex of my life! :-(

[SXFX]

I'm very sorry and I hate to bother.
But just wanted to say that at the moment I'm having the worst sex of my life with my partner! Absolute crap!
She's as coordinated as a drunken monkey in the sack and as much fun as.......well not fun at all!
And add to it that she has put on 10lbs in the last 6 months and I've lost 10lbs, even though we go to the gym together.....and sadly I think I'm becoming one of those guys who is dating one of those chubby bitchy girls!
Rant over and again I'm sorry!

[Coroner]

I'm very sorry and I hate to bother.
But just wanted to say that at the moment I'm having the worst sex of my life with my partner! Absolute crap!
She's as coordinated as a drunken monkey in the sack and as much fun as.......well not fun at all!
And add to it that she has put on 10lbs in the last 6 months and I've lost 10lbs, even though we go to the gym together.....and sadly I think I'm becoming one of those guys who is dating one of those chubby bitchy girls!
Rant over and again I'm sorry!

Why don´t you tell her that?

[Deimos]

Yeah honesty is usually the first barrier you have to break.

[SXFX]

Have you ever told a girl that she sucks in the sack?
Ever!
That's like telling her she is fat or her shoes out of style!

I can see it now "Hay hun, you know I had to teach you every thing about sex, how i was the first guy to ever finger your ass while eating you out to being the first guy to introduce you to porn....yeah hate to say this but well..you suck in the sack! You lay there flat backed and honestly I don't think you are enjoying this at all!.....hay is that a tazer!!"

[Alyssa87]

im so sorry for you guys.

but if i was her, i'd want to know how u feel.
i wouldnt want to be with someone that had that kind of secret contempt for me.

kind of a waste of time, no?

[DL_NL]

But just wanted to say that at the moment I'm having the worst sex of my life with my partner!
Trying to picture someone typing this whilst having sex... :lol:

[collegeguy21]

dont tell her just leave her... survival of the fittest

[SXFX]

im so sorry for you guys.

but if i was her, i'd want to know how u feel.
i wouldn't want to be with someone that had that kind of secret contempt for me.

kind of a waste of time, no?
Gorgeous, nun, a woman's sexuality, her ability to pleasure her partner is kind of an important thing.
And well ok so this girl had lots of boring squares before she met me, apparently all her X boy friends were ok with having sex once a week....fuck once a week! i need it every other day!
And apparently all her X's were boring as well, very simple missionary nothing kinky!
I dragged her to her first sex shop, I bought her her very first sex toy (a rabbit with the remote she now loves it), I showed her her very first porno....I I I I'm freaking tired! Do you know how long it took me to convince her that by me fingering her ass that she would cum harder and faster! AND SHE DOES! 6 months! We tried anal a few times but eventually I just gave up!
The girl is freaking 27 she should have done this all when she was 21!
All my life I dated out going sexually experienced girls who knew how to make me smile and were just amazing little sex bombs! Both TS and GG. But this one? Yeah I love her, yeah I care but.......man my brain and my dick are having some very serious arguments!
Maybe this is why good guys have affairs?
I feel like I'm drowning in a sea or oat meal. What the hell happened to me?

ps
it was my birth day today, i use to get porno DVD's or a girl would buy her self a little teady and wear it for me, or hand me a bottle of lube and wink. I got a pair of white business shoes?
33 and thinking of jumping. This isn't good.

[collegeguy21]

i dont think i would consider it an affair if you got a hooker once in a while

[ef9hatchman]

why are you crying about your Presents. Its not a must its a privelege to get presents on your birthday.
Dude If your having problems in the bed then....Try something she wants to do. Have you thought that she thinks she just does it to make YOU happy but not her?

[SXFX]

Shoes mate! I went from getting amazing sex, to white shoes?
WHO THE HELL WEARS WHITE BUSINESS SHOES!
Don freaking Johnson!
As for what she wants?
Look there is only so much of the same any man can take! And according to her, it's ok if it's once a weak.............


I'm sorry, I'm having a bad day as you can tell. But I understand where you are comming from. It could always be worse.

[jasonsteele]

hmm, maybe she isnt for you. you sound a bit tacky in the bedroom, ass sex and making a girl watch porn isnt that nice really. i wouldnt want to do that or want to be with a girl who enjoyed that. plus if shes starting to get fat it only goes downhill from here. just get rid of her and spare you both the hassle.

[SXFX]

TACKY!
Now I'm hurt! And here I thought red leather hand cuffs were in!

This will take me time to figure out. Feels good to vent though.
And what the hell goes with white shoes in the office?

[Alyssa87]

im so sorry for you guys.

but if i was her, i'd want to know how u feel.
i wouldn't want to be with someone that had that kind of secret contempt for me.

kind of a waste of time, no?
Gorgeous, nun, a woman's sexuality, her ability to pleasure her partner is kind of an important thing.
And well ok so this girl had lots of boring squares before she met me, apparently all her X boy friends were ok with having sex once a week....fuck once a week! i need it every other day!
And apparently all her X's were boring as well, very simple missionary nothing kinky!
I dragged her to her first sex shop, I bought her her very first sex toy (a rabbit with the remote she now loves it), I showed her her very first porno....I I I I'm freaking tired! Do you know how long it took me to convince her that by me fingering her ass that she would cum harder and faster! AND SHE DOES! 6 months! We tried anal a few times but eventually I just gave up!
The girl is freaking 27 she should have done this all when she was 21!
All my life I dated out going sexually experienced girls who knew how to make me smile and were just amazing little sex bombs! Both TS and GG. But this one? Yeah I love her, yeah I care but.......man my brain and my dick are having some very serious arguments!
Maybe this is why good guys have affairs?
I feel like I'm drowning in a sea or oat meal. What the hell happened to me?

ps
it was my birth day today, i use to get porno DVD's or a girl would buy her self a little teady and wear it for me, or hand me a bottle of lube and wink. I got a pair of white business shoes?
33 and thinking of jumping. This isn't good.

good is relative. but by my perception. no! good men do not cheat.
this makes me sad. i dont know which one of you i feel worse for.

good luck.

I maintain that if I was her, I would want to know.
If I had a man that felt like you do,
I’d want him to talk to me so I can say goodbye peacefully and with some dignity.

[SXFX]

I'm not the cheating kind.
Never done it and never will. But I think I now understand why people do. Took me 33 years but i now get it.

OK so you would want to know, OK then how would you react hun?
"Hunny I'm sorry you have let your self go and I'm tired of teaching / pushing you, i feel like a total pervert / sleeze ball, and well you are just no fun in the sack hun, you lack passion and I can't live on this sex diet!"

And white shoes? What the hell can I wear them with? I'm looking in my closet and well I'm a little lost!

[mishadark]

Sex can be a barometer of other things in the relationship.

You are not happy, maybe the same for her???
There is more than just sex important though it is.

How well do you both communicate?
Do you explore what she wants (not in just sex terms but as in the whole relationship?)
Communication...neither of you are mind readers.

If you both feel there are problems but are not good at expressing to each other, counselling

How much effort are you & her prepared to put in?

Oh, the birthday thing...
That sounds both good & nice.
Lingerie & lube are fun but that alone is not good.
& maybe they were not there at all for a reason.

No woman wants to feel their main / only role is as a sex object.

Think of the phrase "well rounded relationship"

The sex object bit should be just that, a bit.

Finally, if nothing else works, come to the uk & fuck me for money....

i hope that helps a little.
M.

:D

[Alyssa87]

I'm not the cheating kind.
Never done it and never will. But I think I understand why people do. Took me 33 years but i now get it.

OK so you want to know, OK how would you react hun?

And white shoes? What the hell can I wear them with? I'm looking in my closet and well I'm a little lost!

i'm exceptionally understanding.
and my mantra is 'it is what it is'
(followed by an eyeroll or shoulder shrug)

so-
i'd back off respectfully if i didnt feel like changing for you to keep you.
then maybe cry about it when youre not looking.

get back to work. back to school. maybe a little amazon.com action.
i'd be just fine 8)

[SXFX]

A friend just texted me, he knows that my SO and I are good with each other and that I love her and care for her. After all she moved in with me and I'm helping her pay for her education.
And he was shocked by the shoes thing. He knew the kind of things I use to get.
He recommended porn....lots and lots of porn! :-)
Ah friends!

Misha, every thing else is fine if not great. We talk and all that fun jazz. And we have had this "sex" talk about every 3 months. And I'm just tired of it.
It's always the same and always ends with me feeling like crap and a sleazy pervert!.....which none of my X's did, ever.

I'm tired, I need a drink, I need to know what pants go with white shoes and I'm sorry Misha, i've never paid for sex and I've never cheated and I'm not about to start now. Apparently from the past conversations I'm some sort of sexual delinquent or am addicted to sex due to wanting it more than once a week.

[mishadark]

apparently all her X boy friends were ok with having sex once a week....fuck once a week! i need it every other day!
And apparently all her X's were boring as well, very simple missionary nothing kinky!

Every other day?
WTF?
Ideally you should want sex 3 plus times a day
& missionary?
You really must buy that plane ticket!

[SXFX]

i'm exceptionally understanding.
and my mantra is 'it is what it is'
(followed by an eyeroll or shoulder shrug)
>>CUTE<<

so-
i'd back off respectfully if i didnt feel like changing for you to keep you.

change me why change me? What the hell am I doing wrong so as to warrant a "change" ?
Because I have a normal sex drive and am a little kinkey I have to be changed?
God I'm going to need a very big drink!

[emmettray]

I'm very sorry and I hate to bother.
But just wanted to say that at the moment I'm having the worst sex of my life with my partner! Absolute crap!
She's as coordinated as a drunken monkey in the sack and as much fun as.......well not fun at all!
And add to it that she has put on 10lbs in the last 6 months and I've lost 10lbs, even though we go to the gym together.....and sadly I think I'm becoming one of those guys who is dating one of those chubby bitchy girls!
Rant over and again I'm sorry!

Turn her over.

[Alyssa87]

i'm exceptionally understanding.
and my mantra is 'it is what it is'
(followed by an eyeroll or shoulder shrug)
>>CUTE<<

so-
i'd back off respectfully if i didnt feel like changing for you to keep you.

change me why change me? What the hell am I doing wrong so as to warrant a "change" ?
Because I have a normal sex drive and am a little kinkey I have to be changed?
God I'm going to need a very big drink!

read again

[hwbs]

i have been in that situation.....the 20 lbs not as big a deal if u love the person ...but being stuck with a gf as a cold fish ...never that...gotta try to talk to her about that

[ewelementwf]

seriously... time to jump ship. i know that sounds heartless, but so do you. you're telling a bunch of people on a message board about the problems you are having when you should be telling the person you're with.
if you think that trying to tell her everything that you're so will to tell all of us then the real problem is you. who cares about her past and the things that she did with other guys. she's with you. she's allowed you to do things to her that she hasn't done before. obviously she wants to have more fulfilling sex with you, but it sounds like all you wanna do if fuck without having to put any effort into it.
jump now man... and do it fast. no reason you should drag her down.

[Teydyn]

change me why change me? What the hell am I doing wrong so as to warrant a "change" ?
What is SHE doing wrong that SHE needs to change? (Nothing? Or as much as you?)


Because I have a normal sex drive and am a little kinkey I have to be changed
No, because you are in a relationship with someone else. Thats the reason.
Its recieving and giving. Both. Not just getting what you want...

[mishadark]

A friend just texted me, he knows that my SO and I are good with each other and that I love her and care for her. After all she moved in with me and I'm helping her pay for her education.
And he was shocked by the shoes thing. He knew the kind of things I use to get.
He recommended porn....lots and lots of porn! :-)
Ah friends!

Misha, every thing else is fine if not great. We talk and all that fun jazz. And we have had this "sex" talk about every 3 months. And I'm just tired of it.
It's always the same and always ends with me feeling like crap and a sleazy pervert!.....which none of my X's did, ever.

I'm sorry Misha, i've never paid for sex and I've never cheated and I'm not about to start now. Apparently from the past conversations I'm some sort of sexual delinquent or am addicted to sex due to wanting it more than once a week.

Hey I was joking about paying for it. Fuck me or any provider...
it sorts out nothing at home.
Its not the answer.

It sounds like there is a lot you want with each other which is good.
Is sex becoming a battleground?
It often does.
Talking about sex differences in isolation to the rest of your relationship,
it will become an area of resentment.

And no, you are not a sex delinquent , maybe you have different levels?
There is no right or normal level for sex drive.

Oh, you want this to work,
but a shemale sex forum is not the best place for advice.

Is your friend single? :wink:

every thing else is fine if not great. We talk and all that fun jazz.
:roll:

C-
Must try harder.

[SXFX]

A friend just texted me, he knows that my SO and I are good with each other and that I love her and care for her. After all she moved in with me and I'm helping her pay for her education.
And he was shocked by the shoes thing. He knew the kind of things I use to get.
He recommended porn....lots and lots of porn! :-)
Ah friends!

Misha, every thing else is fine if not great. We talk and all that fun jazz. And we have had this "sex" talk about every 3 months. And I'm just tired of it.
It's always the same and always ends with me feeling like crap and a sleazy pervert!.....which none of my X's did, ever.

I'm sorry Misha, i've never paid for sex and I've never cheated and I'm not about to start now. Apparently from the past conversations I'm some sort of sexual delinquent or am addicted to sex due to wanting it more than once a week.

Hey I was joking about paying for it. Fuck me or any provider...
it sorts out nothing at home.
Its not the answer.

It sounds like there is a lot you want with each other which is good.
Is sex becoming a battleground?
It often does.
Talking about sex differences in isolation to the rest of your relationship,
it will become an area of resentment.

And no, you are not a sex delinquent , maybe you have different levels?
There is no right or normal level for sex drive.

Oh, you want this to work,
but a shemale sex forum is not the best place for advice.

Is your friend single? :wink:

every thing else is fine if not great. We talk and all that fun jazz.
:roll:

C-
Must try harder.
Hun you sound like fun, if I were single I would definitely let you buy me a drink ;-)
We'll talk about it, it will be hard, i will get screamed at I will feel like a pervert for wanting her body all the time and wanting to maybe tie her up and lick her like she were desert. But I will live.
Always have always will.
Thank you for letting me vent.
And yes I sure do miss dating TS girls, in a way you girls are more.....how shall i put it? Passionate than your average GG.
And I miss that.

[mishadark]

Hun you sound like fun, if I were single I would definitely let you buy me a drink ;-)
If you were in the uk, I'd let you [platonicly]
as you seem pretty cool as well.


We'll talk about it, it will be hard, i will get screamed at I will feel like a pervert for wanting her body all the time and wanting to maybe tie her up and lick her like she were desert. But I will live.
Always have always will.
Thank you for letting me vent..
Tell her thats how you feel
and how you hate that
and how you want her to want you the same
but differences are cool
& relationships are compromise, communication & striving to empathise with each other.


And yes I sure do miss dating TS girls, in a way you girls are more.....how shall i put it? Passionate than your average GG.
And I miss that
Mileages may vary

[SXFX]

Well I was going to talk to her tonight, but after venting here and seeing how the poor girl is coming down with a horrible cold i decided not to.
So i made her chicken soup instead.
Yeah I'm a horn dog pervert, but I have a soft heart.
And she did get me shoes, be it white.
But thanks for giving me a place to vent. Greatly appreciated.
And thank you Misha for listening.
Who knows maybe I would have bought you a drink ;-)

[wankmaster]

Sounds like a good girl. Fuck the sex, you may have a keeper on your hands.

[mishadark]

Who knows maybe I would have bought you a drink ;-)

Hugs.
& chicken soup?
Nurturing...
You love her

Work on stuff.

M. x

[SXFX]

I don't know hun? Maybe I'm a sex addict.
I do feel better if I'm having regular sex and am a grumpy ass if I'm not....or am I just a guy?

Well she is doing a little better, chicken soup and lots of rest but well.......god the passion isn't there.
Love yeah, but the heat and the fire? I mean I can't tell you the last time I had scratches on my back.

So tonight we decided to take a look at liberators?
So who knows? I hope it works out. But workign 12 hours a day in the office I just need a bit of porno quality sex twice a week.

Oh well :-(
I'll live.
Maybe develop a hobby or something?

[sunairco]

Welcome to reality. Twenty seven sounds about right. Once they think they are in a stable relationship and have a commitment, the well starts to runs dry. Once a week? Consider yourself lucky. Wait till you get married and once a month might be closer to average. When the kids come, good luck, you'll hear every excuse known to man and no matter what, it's your fault. Over fourty years ago, I read a joke that went something like a wise ass grandson introduces his girlfriend to his grandfather. He grins and tells him that he knocks off a piece sometimes 3x a day and is soon to be married. His grandfather gives him a quart mason jar and tells him after he gets married to drop a quarter every time he has sex into the bottle. He tells him that by the time he reaches his age, the bottle wouldn't be half filled.

That's reality.

[sockmonkey]

I don't know hun? Maybe I'm a sex addict.
I do feel better if I'm having regular sex and am a grumpy ass if I'm not....or am I just a guy?


Remember your Bible studies:

"And on the Twelfth day the Lord said unto Adam, 'Yea, and thou must remembereth to get out the Poison, even when Eve doth act a total Bitch. Remembereth you this, else it shall surely corrupt your Mind.'"

So it was written.

You're a dude, dude; dudes are designed to be grumpy if we don't release the seed, most preferably with Eve. It's all hormones and neurotransmitters.

[mishadark]

You're a dude, dude; dudes are designed to be grumpy if we don't release the seed, most preferably with Eve. It's all hormones and neurotransmitters.

A Zoladex implant might help you, on this one...

[sockmonkey]

You're a dude, dude; dudes are designed to be grumpy if we don't release the seed, most preferably with Eve. It's all hormones and neurotransmitters.

A Zoladex implant might help you, on this one...


This is an arena in which I don't fuck about with nature. Anything to do with impeding my dongle (and his two cohorts), and I'm right out of the conversation. It's only a small step from chemical pseudo-castration to outright castration.

And near as I can tell, the only advantage to being an Eunuch would be usurping political power in China around 270 C.E. And if I recall, even then, that ended badly.

[mishadark]

#Looks good though
#& only wanting sex by choice & not chemical male hormones
#stops masculising effects of testosterone
#makes tucking the bits away, easier
#Feminising hormones more effective as none of it needed to counter testosterone
#Lower levels of said hormones needed
#internally you are hormonally identical to a post op ts & "day-one woman
#risk of testicular cancer removed
#emotionally comforting
#surgery less risky than srs
#surgery much cheaper than srs
#recovery time much faster
#no need to dilate your new vagina, daily for the rest of your life

These only apply to ts's though, so dont go doing anything rash!

You can probably see where I'm heading surgery-wise. Getting the zoladex implant, in 2 weeks :D

[sockmonkey]

#Looks good though
#& only wanting sex by choice & not chemical male hormones
#stops masculising effects of testosterone
#makes tucking the bits away, easier
#Feminising hormones more effective as none of it needed to counter testosterone
#Lower levels of said hormones needed
#internally you are hormonally identical to a post op ts & "day-one woman
#risk of testicular cancer removed
#emotionally comforting
#surgery less risky than srs
#surgery much cheaper than srs
#recovery time much faster
#no need to dilate your new vagina, daily for the rest of your life

These only apply to ts's though, so dont go doing anything rash!

You can probably see where I'm heading surgery-wise. Getting the zoladex implant, in 2 weeks :D



Well, obviously this makes sense in your position. Those of us that want to keep our man-bits fully intact, not so much. :D

[SXFX]

I don't know. But let me start off by saying thank you so much for letting me vent. And some of the advice is very helpful while the rest is just funny.
And humor is good.

But here is the situation, I'm a late bloomer if there were ever such a thing. Didn't figure out the "game" till I was 21, then i was in engineering school and the only girls there tend to be how shall i put it handsom? And then off to work. But I did good. Had some amazing lovers! Girls who would jump me and ride me like a mechanical bull! I dated girls who's BJs use to cause me to pull muscles in my gut it was freaking amazing!
I recall a morning waking up and I was allready in my girl friends ass! Ever have that happen wake up and you are having sex! Oh it was the best! And I wasn't dating pigs, these were really cute girls (maybe this is a good time to indicate that I'm a bit shallow?).
But then well.....this happend! Almost 5 years now. At first is was good but not great. Note from page one regarding her past experiences being very limited. And I though, like some sort of moron, that I could finally fall in love with some one and I could teach them to be kinky.
Boy was I wrong! I had sex on Friday, OK sex not great sex. Just orgasamed once, this live in lover of mine can't seem to get me up for round two.
I don't know. One one hand I love her, as they say like shit, love happens. On the other I can't help but look back on all the great porno quality sex I had and then to the sexless future!
And my friends are definitely not helping. They are trying to drag me over to DR for a five day "fishing" trip!
But I don't want to be "that" guy! But then again I don't want to be the other guy either!
Any how thanks for letting me vent and I'm sorry for taking up your time. Some times it feels good to just get things off ones chest knowing full well a smart ass remark will be the only responce.

[saintpatrick]

Yeah honesty is usually the first barrier you have to break.

A wise man once told me, "There is a time for complete honesty in a relationship: when you want the relationship to be over."

[SXFX]

+1!
Girls don't want to know how dirty we dogs are.
And why I for one liked dating ts girls for a bit.
You know how dirty I am. You know how horny I am and you know how it effects me.
Your average GG? NO FREAKING CLUE!

[SXFX]

God cheating is looking so freaking easy and justifiable.

[celticgrafix]

well that sucks

[a994]

it was my birth day today, i use to get porno DVD's or a girl would buy her self a little teady and wear it for me, or hand me a bottle of lube and wink. I got a pair of white business shoes?
33 and thinking of jumping. This isn't good.


Naw, man, you DO NOT want to go to that extreme just because your sex life is disappointing right now. It's not at all worth it.

I'd rather see you rekindle your relationship (or begin a new one) with your hand than jump. I hope you are only joking about that.

[posty]

Those white dress shoes might work with a casual linen suit. I mean real casual. Problem is this works best for the tall skinny European look. Doesn't sound like you are that skinny.

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/fashionshows/S2006MEN/ADMEN/RUNWAY/00170m.jpg

If you really want to blow some people's minds, you have to have to get a zoot suit or something and rock some white suspenders, but I wouldn't be trying to invest in a whole new wardrobe just to use those shoes. Plus you can't just show up one day looking all dapper if that's not your normal look.

[andyuk]

kinda feel sorry for your girl.
if you love her,then tell her and try to work things out.
if it is just based on sex,then i guess you should call it quits.

[SXFX]

Mate I tell the girl I love her!
Fuck! Today I took her car to the DMV for inspection during my lunch so she wouldn't have to worry!
I'm freaking making a roast for dinner so when she gets home from her night class she can eat a nice warm meal! Fucks sakes man! I gave up a new Xbox to get a freaking vacuum cleaner!
And how many guys do you know that when their better half looks at a pair of shoes says "go try those on, they will look great on you!" And then if they do buys them!
I mean shit! I bought her a lap top and threw her a surprise birth day party, i got to by hamburgers and fucking white shoes!
And when it comes to sex, she has a closet of gorgeous sexy outfits and toys and shoes that I've bought for her. Does she wear them NO!
And don't give me that, your not a good lover Sx, fuck yeah I am! I ate that bitches cunt out for 45 min the last time we had sex! I fucking love her that fucking much. I then get a bj and a few hours later am called a selfish lover! WTF!
My secretary, keeps telling me to tell her to watch out. That I'm like a ripe apple, some day some woman is going to just pick me and eat me in front of her. At first it was funny, no really I laughed.
But shit when you suddenly look back and you realize you are only getting it once a week......well I'm starting to think I should be looking for some one to bight me!

I'm starting to think that this bitch needs a butler not a boy friend / husband!

[posty]

Mate I tell the girl I love her!
I'm freaking making a roast for dinner so when she gets home from her night class she can eat a nice warm meal! Fucks sakes man! I gave up a new Xbox to get a freaking vacuum cleaner!


I'd give it up at least twice a week for a roast dinner and a vacuum.

[SXFX]

ha! Oh wow! that's it! :-)

[Apostle]

How anyone can hate on chubby girls, is fucking crazy. Shit, I take her if she cute in the face. Some peeps are straight up haters.

[SXFX]

Fat asses don't do it for me!
I'm an out door kind of a guy.
If a girl can't rock climb, ski fit nicely on the back of my sport bike due to her size? Well.....then why?

Any way thanks for letting me vent guys and gals. Greatly appreciated. Funny thing the day I posted this my company hired this stunning young girl who just loves to hang out in my office.

What to do what to do?

[brickcitybrother]

Grow up. If your girl sucks that bad and you haven't told her ... then you such just as bad. Secondly, are you really expecting to have sympathy on this site with your 'rant'? You have someone... either appreciate them or move on.

[SXFX]

No sympathy was asked for.
Just felt good to rant and the comments were light hearted and provided a good giggle.
Which was needed.