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Ben
01-09-2009, 12:39 AM
Hot or Not????
I mean, he's no longer the thin/wimpy/geeky comic -- ha!ha!

ALYSINCLAIRxxx
01-09-2009, 12:42 AM
Holy s*%t. Did I miss something? Those last few years in hiding have made him hit puberty.

hondarobot
01-09-2009, 01:19 AM
Apparently Gallagher smashed open a can of spinach for the guy. They will soon be forming The League Of Lousy Comedians.

Actually, was Carrot Top even a comedian? I have no idea what that guys occupation was.

uber_nerd
01-09-2009, 01:26 AM
He got a lot of plastic surgeries done, too.

Jericho
01-09-2009, 01:51 AM
Ok, so now he's a muscular ginger twat. :shrug

menacingmethods86
01-09-2009, 01:59 AM
:shock:

Silcc69
01-09-2009, 02:13 AM
I wonder how many guys on here does he turn on lol.

joser6133
01-09-2009, 02:42 AM
Carrot Top - where the fuck do I start? Eyeliner, the muscles. It looks like half way through your sex change your doctor just said Fuck it!" - Ice T from Flavor Flav roast.

hippifried
01-09-2009, 02:45 AM
It's steroids. They add muscle, but they can't make him funny.

Danielle Foxx
01-09-2009, 03:04 AM
I heard he is hung like a horse - a little birdy told me - tee hee

hondarobot
01-09-2009, 03:08 AM
Hot or Not????
I mean, he's no longer the thin/wimpy/geeky comic -- ha!ha!

sick fuck

he was a lame "prop comic", now he's just a tool.

Ha! Now I remember this guy. He was the Joel Hodgson rip off.

:lol:

Shining Star
01-09-2009, 03:44 AM
Not totally shocking really. I mean even femmy gay men are buffed, ripped and muscular today. Plucked/shaped eyebrows and all.

Those days of skinny, limp wristed mincing queens are pretty much over. It really is too funny seeing some 6'5", 220lb line backer built gay open his mouth and sounds like RuPaul.

SS

hondarobot
01-09-2009, 03:47 AM
Not totally shocking really. I mean even femmy gay men are buffed, ripped and muscular today. Plucked/shaped eyebrows and all.

Those days of skinny, limp wristed mincing queens are pretty much over. It really is too funny seeing some 6'5", 220lb line backer built gay open his mouth and sounds like RuPaul.

SS

Having worked with gay men for several years, I can tell you that most of them are along the physique of Carrot Top. They like to hook at the gym. It kinda makes sense, really.

Shining Star
01-09-2009, 04:07 AM
While there is certianly hooking-up going on at any gym with men, gay or otherwise (just Google gay sex and several NYC big name gyms), gays have been into working out for it's own sake for quite some time now.

IIRC, it started some time in the 1980's or early 1990's, and has progressed to such a trend that St8 men are now going for the "Metrosexual" look.

I mean it is almost truly universal. From Prague, to Cyprus, to Paris, France, to Paris, Texas, gays just seem to have that gym body look going on.

Shining Star
01-09-2009, 04:14 AM
If he'd loose the eye make-up, and those waxed eyebrows, CT just might have potential as a stud. I mean wouldn't ask him into my bed, but then wouldn't complain if he just showed up. Long as he didn't stay long after I'm done, or want breakfast or anything! *LOL*

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hondarobot
01-09-2009, 04:16 AM
This is why I don't go to the gym.

:lol:

Shining Star
01-09-2009, 04:41 AM
If he'd loose the eye make-up, and those waxed eyebrows, CT just might have potential as a stud. I mean wouldn't ask him into my bed, but then wouldn't complain if he just showed up. Long as he didn't stay long after I'm done, or want breakfast or anything! *LOL*



http://allyourtv.com/mediablog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/carrotop.jpg

hondarobot
01-09-2009, 04:50 AM
If he'd loose the eye make-up, and those waxed eyebrows, CT just might have potential as a stud. I mean wouldn't ask him into my bed, but then wouldn't complain if he just showed up. Long as he didn't stay long after I'm done, or want breakfast or anything! *LOL*



http://allyourtv.com/mediablog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/carrotop.jpg

Heh. I have no idea why gay or bi individuals post about having trouble hooking up. I don't think it's really that difficult, considering the circumstances, and the internet, and whatever.

It's absurd.

:lol:

longwave
01-09-2009, 05:33 AM
i saw these pics like 2 years ago.

pimpdog
01-09-2009, 07:34 AM
Still looks like a skinny little bitch to me.

GroobySteven
01-09-2009, 07:50 AM
He won the US comedian of the year one year ... over Bill Hicks who was nominated the same year :-)

z_pool
01-09-2009, 08:00 AM
http://allyourtv.com/mediablog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/carrotop.jpg[/url]


He looks deformed, look at his arms.... I mean do girls find this attractive in any way?

hwbs
01-09-2009, 02:35 PM
he has been like that for a while now..i remember howard stern accusing him of being on roids when he was on the show...

cantona5
01-09-2009, 02:41 PM
no doubt about it - roids...
and if he was "hung" before, he soon wont be with all the steroid abuse!!!

Beagle
01-09-2009, 04:31 PM
Carrot

Beagle
01-09-2009, 04:32 PM
More Carrot

BigTSHunter
01-09-2009, 04:34 PM
I'd do him.

Beagle
01-09-2009, 04:43 PM
Yet more... Notice the nice teeth.

Beagle
01-09-2009, 04:43 PM
Carrot Top the future...

dasilentthunder
01-09-2009, 04:52 PM
no doubt about it - roids...
and if he was "hung" before, he soon wont be with all the steroid abuse!!!

steroids dont do nothing to penis size. yes it "could" cause ball shrinkage if you dont take things likes hcg, clomid, or nolva. get educated before you say stupid shit. i guess you believe everything the media tells you huh :roll:

Herkyalert
01-09-2009, 06:55 PM
I wonder how many guys on here does he turn on lol.

i'd bet a lot if he's got a big cock...
LMAO.

luv4Tgirls
01-09-2009, 07:21 PM
So when do think he will add some boobs and add that to his act. Vegas is a good spot for him. He has just turned Freaky. :popcorn

chefmike
01-09-2009, 07:30 PM
He won the US comedian of the year one year ... over Bill Hicks who was nominated the same year :-)

Hard to believe people call what carrot top does comedy.

It's crap.

tg4me
01-09-2009, 08:14 PM
I think he's funny sometimes during his sets.
But it's ok if you don't find him funny. He sure looks funnier now.

It's hard to believe that some people think rap/hiphop is music.

Nikka
01-09-2009, 09:18 PM
ahahahahaha

Shining Star
01-09-2009, 10:28 PM
Carrot Top may not be funny to some, but then again never thought Conan O'Brien was funny as that stand up comic with a paper bag on his head, but look where he is today.

It also defies logic how that Scottish comic (and I use the term loosely), from the Drew Carey Show, was ever deemed funny, and got himself a late night TV gig paying millions.

Never saw what people thought was funny about "Steinfeld" or "Friends", but obviously there were those that do.

I put Carrot Top in the same category as other comics such as Jim Carrey (still boggles my mind that people thought and or think he was ever funny and has talent), that make a name for themselves more for their antics and such, than any real talent.

Shining Star
01-09-2009, 10:32 PM
As for Carrot Top and the ladies:

Apparently he gets himself some fine honeys and his current gf is rather a hottie. He is also known as a genuine nice person.

Yes, the guy wears make-up and plucks his eye brows, but how many rock stars did and still do the same, yet manage to pull all the time.

As for the body building, from what one has been able to find, CT was always into keeping fit, and is especially keen on surfing and basketball, and took to bulking up because he was so thin and gangly.

SS

wynterthyme
01-09-2009, 10:43 PM
NOT hot. His face is freakish!

Coroner
01-09-2009, 10:54 PM
Who the fuck is Carrot Top?

Shining Star
01-09-2009, 11:02 PM
NOT hot. His face is freakish!Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Also need I remind you that to many the quasi-female/male body of transgendered persons are "freakish", not to mention the rather excess plastic surgery and silicone injections of some girls. Yet many men into trannies find these traits "attractive".

Different strokes for different folks.

wynterthyme
01-09-2009, 11:20 PM
NOT hot. His face is freakish!Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Also need I remind you that to many the quasi-female/male body of transgendered persons are "freakish", not to mention the rather excess plastic surgery and silicone injections of some girls. Yet many men into trannies find these traits "attractive".

Different strokes for different folks.

I know but...personally I don't think excessive plastic surgery is attractive on anyone! Too many TS's get lips that are way too big or face surgery that just ruins them. I don't see how they or anyone can think that looks good. People should just leave their faces alone, unless its something subtle.

addicted
01-10-2009, 11:45 AM
he;s on riods

Surkis
01-10-2009, 02:09 PM
I like how the second someone gets some biceps and a few veins showing every single dumb fuckhead comes out of the woodwork and starts spewing their "lol steroids" garbage, first off as if its the only way to get muscle, and secondly they assume that steroids are a magic pill that automatically give you muscle, nevermind the fact that if you don't work your ass off all steroids will do is make you a fat tub of shit.

But then again I don't go to HA for its intellectual community.