Anybody else sick of Christmas Music???

[msbhaven]

OMG I'm so sick of hearing the same 10 or 12 Christmas songs over and over and over. That's the big problem with Christmas music ya know? No matter who is singing Jingle Bells it's still freakin Jingle Bells!!! It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't play the stuff until a week or two before Christmas but two months of it is just too damn much!!! I get so sick of it I make up my own dirty lyrics.

How about instead of Let It Snow we call it Let Her Blow?

"Well the weather outside is frightful but her thighs are so delightful.
So since we've got no place to go, let her blow let her blow let her blow."

I actually have verses for the whole damn song but you get the idea. Or how about....

"Up on the tabletops strippers dance,
gives me a woody in my pants.
Down on their knees playing with my toy,
feels so good I moan with joy"

Yeah I have the whole song rewritten for that one too. I was thinking of a new version of Jingle Bells too. How about.....

"Tgirl balls, Tgirl balls, Tgirls all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride on a Tgirl cock today, Hey!"

Anybody else got any good ones?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ashlee

[hippifried]

You just have to tune it out.

[transmaven]

xmas muzak:

why suicide was invented

[Willie Escalade]

I have some Christmas albums (Xtina's, Christmas on Death Row)...but I don't really listen to them; I'm just a completist.

[meghanchavalier]

I've been playing Christmas music in my restaurant for the last two weeks and if I have to hear Mariah Carey's All I want For Christmas one more time I'm going to rip my hair out lol. I'm closing for 5 days this week so luckily when I reopen next week I can go back to different music :lol:

[tsmandy]

I can't think of a single sound that makes me want to rip my ears out quicker than Xmas music. I do my best to avoid anywhere that plays Xmas music (and I do a pretty damn good job at it).

[Fueler]

Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Mannheim Steamroller, awesome Christmas music, and great to see live.

[DL_NL]

Yeah, sickly sweet horror. Mariah Carey, George Michael, USA for Africa... hate the stuff and it's everywhere.

My iPod goes with me everywhere so I can play my onw music over the xmas crap.

[LilWyte]

ive barely heard any lol barely seen any xmas movies either..i want to

[BeardedOne]

Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Mannheim Steamroller, awesome Christmas music, and great to see live.

Yah, these and the choral variation on Pachelbel's Canon in d are the only ones I can stand to hear more than a couple of times through the season.

It's gotten pretty much so that I tune it out until something 'unique' picks at my ears. Crosby and Bowie, Sinatra and Lauper, something genuinely different.

Of course, ever since one of the gurls introduced me to JibJab, I have the 2006 Year in Review: Nuckin' Futs, stuck in my head whenever I think of the Jingle Bells theme.

Welcome to our show,
We're happy that you're here,
To hear us sing a song,
About this crazy year!

There was violence in Iraq,
Trouble in Afghanistan,
And Brangelina had a kid
And started their own clan!

Ooooh-sama hides!
Britney rides.
Saddam lost his case.
Remember when Dick Cheney shot that one guy in the faa-ace?

Phone call scans!
Liquid bans!
Chavez blew a nut!
In the year 2006
The world was Nuckin Futs!

Tom Cruse got the axe.
The Thai had quite a coup
I learned at summer camp,
Mel Gibson hates the Jews.

Haggart fell from grace,
Zarqui bit the dust,
And the Google guys bought YouTube
For a couple billion bucks!

WOO-HOO!

Did you hear,
This past year,
Castro nearly croaked.
And Ariel Sharon
Suffered a hemorrhagic stro-oke.

Abramoff!
Tom Delay!
Freezers full of cash!
"My Congressman IM'd me
For a picture of my ASS!"

Paris swore of sex,
Religious wars abound,
Kim Jong lit a bomb,
Somewhere underground.

E-coli in our food,
Ken Lay died after trial,
Lance Bass announced that he prefers
Alternative lifestyles!

Did you hear,
This past year,
Rummy got the can.
The Dems took over Congress,
"I don't think they have a pla-an!"

Israel!
Hezbollah!
Iran wants a bomb!
The way that things are headin'
Armage-edon won't be loooong!

It really won't be long!

YEAH!


http://www.jibjab.com/originals/nuckin_futs

[Intrepid]

If you like classical music, try George Frideric Handel's "Messiah" by the Academy of St Martin in the Fields Chamber Orchestral, Sir Neville conducting. It's a great two disk set.

[tiddra]

I AM NOT KIDDING THIS IS AN ACTUAL SONG!

FIST ME THIS CHRISTMAS - By The Wet Spots

Verse 1
It's Christmas time and all through town,
The people run around,
Buying lots of pretty things they'll throw away.
But darling you've no need to prove,
Your love with gifts and trinkets,
You can show me that you care another way.

Chorus:
Just fist me,
This Christmas,
Do me underneath the Christmas Tree.
Leave the gifts,
Just bring the Crisco,
Cause Christmas means fisting to me.

Verse 2
I don't need decorations,
Or expensive celebrations,
Or a never ending spending spree.
Cause let me tell you mister,
The gift I can't resist is,
When you're buried to your wrist in me!

Chorus

Verse 3
Now the snow is falling,
and the relatives are calling,
But we're letting it ring,
and ring, and ring.
Singin' Glory Hole-a-leuia,
A very merry to ya,
We'll be swingin' in the Christmas sling!
Da doo-doo-doo

Chorus & Ending
Just fist me,
This Christmas,
Do me underneath the Christmas Tree.
By the nativity scene
Fist me,
This Christmas,
Cause Christmas means fisting to me.
Cause Christmas means fisting to me.

Here the Flash Video for this
http://www.goodiebag.tv/episodes/fist_me.htm

PS - The Wet Spots - Cass and John met in 2001 and married in 2003. Before becoming a Wet Spot, John was s singer-songwriter from Winnipeg who performed with pop and punk bands across Canada and England. Cass was an award-winning spoken word artist and sex columnist from Toronto, who managed a pioneering women's sexuality store. They currently live in Vancouver, BC, Canada.
Their Website is: http://www.wetspotsmusic.com/
Their My Space Page is - http://www.myspace.com/thewetspots

[EyeCumInPiece]

They've been playing non-stop at my job for a couple of weeks. Im suprised one of my co-workers hasnt gone on a murder spree yet.