I'm qualified! :)

[BeardedOne]

As some here may know (Or have had such info thrust upon them) I found myself written in as a gubernatorial candidate during the 2000 election. I didn't seek this (Hell! I didn't want it! Serve the people? Yah, royt!). The rumor mill sez that I got like 1% of the vote (Less than Will Shetterly's 4% against Jesse "The Body" Ventura) which amounts to something like three farmers and a dog.

:shrug

I am now safe from this affliction due to a recent state ruling that requires an "Application of Intent" to be filed with the state office of elections. So, if I choose not to file said intent (I do not), I land with all of the other faux votes for Mickey Mouse, Emperor Norton, and Fred the Donut Man.

*Whew!* Another bullet dodged.

Yet, beyond the fact that I don't give a flying blivvy about the local citizenry, the primary reason I won't seek office is because (In my opinion) I lack the necessary qualifications.

Then, along comes the nooz...

Former NJ Governor, Jim McGreevy, is a cocksucker. Literally.

Former NY Governor, Elliot Spitzer, spends time with professional escorts.

Soon-to-be Former Governor, Rod Blogdojovich (Sp? Who the fuck knows?), is a greedy opportunist with delusions of grandeur and a mouth that makes a stevedore blush.

So...

Sucks dick.
Hangs out with escorts.
Talks major trash and looks out for himself.

DAYUM!

I really am qualified to be a governator!

VOTE FOR ME! Wahoo!

:peanutbutter :peanutbutter :peanutbutter :peanutbutter :peanutbutter :peanutbutter

[lahabra1976]

I'll do it

[hondarobot]

As some here may know (Or have had such info thrust upon them) I found myself written in as a gubernatorial candidate during the 2000 election. I didn't seek this (Hell! I didn't want it! Serve the people? Yah, royt!). The rumor mill sez that I got like 1% of the vote (Less than Will Shetterly's 4% against Jesse "The Body" Ventura) which amounts to something like three farmers and a dog.

:shrug

I am now safe from this affliction due to a recent state ruling that requires an "Application of Intent" to be filed with the state office of elections. So, if I choose not to file said intent (I do not), I land with all of the other faux votes for Mickey Mouse, Emperor Norton, and Fred the Donut Man.

*Whew!* Another bullet dodged.

Yet, beyond the fact that I don't give a flying blivvy about the local citizenry, the primary reason I won't seek office is because (In my opinion) I lack the necessary qualifications.

Then, along comes the nooz...

Former NJ Governor, Jim McGreevy, is a cocksucker. Literally.

Former NY Governor, Elliot Spitzer, spends time with professional escorts.

Soon-to-be Former Governor, Rod Blogdojovich (Sp? Who the fuck knows?), is a greedy opportunist with delusions of grandeur and a mouth that makes a stevedore blush.

So...

Sucks dick.
Hangs out with escorts.
Talks major trash and looks out for himself.

DAYUM!

I really am qualified to be a governator!

VOTE FOR ME! Wahoo!

:peanutbutter :peanutbutter :peanutbutter :peanutbutter :peanutbutter :peanutbutter

I refuse to have anything to do with this obvious smear campaign attempting to derail the political aspirations of Fred, the Donut man.

[rockit]

And let`s not forget there is some bride allegation concerning buckets of chicken nuggets when visiting the voting dog

[BeardedOne]

I refuse to have anything to do with this obvious smear campaign attempting to derail the political aspirations of Fred, the Donut man.

Hate to break it to you, man, but Fred is dead.

'Course, since Illinois and Chicago have a history of dead people voting, this doesn't weigh all that heavily against his chances. :lol:

[hondarobot]

Fred's dead? I'm switching my vote to Abe Vigoda.

:)

[BeardedOne]

Fred's dead? I'm switching my vote to Abe Vigoda.

:)

Last I heard, Abe is still kickin'. I'll ride with that. :)

[Coroner]

B1, the name is Blagojevich. He´s of Serbian heritage. The Serbian version of his name is Blagojević.